Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 9th, 2017

Sound the klaxon! @MacqDictionary has a podcast! Arrooga! Arrooga! Arrooga! macquariedictionary.com.au/podcast/

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Actually that yarn is more about unicorn sex and restrictive trade practises. Yeah I know. It’s a talent.

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BOOK SNIFFING! I wrote about this (sort of) years ago, back in 2009. bit.ly/2mm26ef twitter.com/mwyres/status/…

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GordyPls I feel Ice T is the James Blunt I can really get behind twitter.com/MikeDrucker/st…

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handsomemurri Look I don’t understand white ppl sacred sites, but I respect their care of them. twitter.com/thetiser/statu…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “First come the breach disclosures, then come the lawyers” zdnet.com/article/first-…

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@paulbam3 Tourists certainly need herding.

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Outstanding, @TatteredRemnant! It’s this sort of innovation that will make Australia great again. twitter.com/TatteredRemnan…

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@S7U That’s lovely to know, but there it ends because I have no TV.

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Wow. We used to have to catch the ferry. twitter.com/frankarr/statu…

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@jonoabroad Oh I’m good thanks. I just had the conference plague.

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romcdonald @TheNTNews surely your esteemed paper can top this ? twitter.com/johnmcternan/s…

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong Thanks for an excellent update. I’ve arrived at Wentworth Falls and about to get a cab back to @bunjaree.

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong That all adds up to, well, we know what that adds up to. :/

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong The more I think about that Death Star, the more it looks like a SIGINT station. Listening to heaven?

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong That’s only 100 tonnes. Maybe five tanker trucks.

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong It does kind of have that feel about it. So, if they get miffed ‘cos the king has snubbed them… boom!

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong So, a disc made of a million golden Buddhas… what would its electromagnetic properties bete

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong That is glorious! have no idea what to make of it.

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong Just quietly, the idea of a Buddhist Death Star has my mind reeling.

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong … so when I read about the flying saucer people it really is like reading about another planet.

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@smartbrain @munin Heh. @ApostrophePong and I lived around the corner from the local wat in Sydney, and I’ve been in a few ceremonies…

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@smartbrain @ApostrophePong I should probably also warn @munin that we tend to discuss Thai politics in rather non-standard terms. ;)

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong Makes sense. From my secular political perspective the flying saucer people were perhaps too influential.

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong I am conscious that I am asking difficult questions, so feel free to decline to answer.

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong Is it possible to say what motive the king might have had to take on the flying saucer people?

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@smartbrain @ApostrophePong For @munin’s benefit I’d better explain the flying saucer standoff. abc.net.au/news/2017-02-1…

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong I really should follow Thai news more closely. Ayone doing particularly well-balanced political coverage?

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@smartbrain @munin @ApostrophePong Thanks. I’ve been curious about how the new king will choose to operate. He has big shoes to fill.

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@R_Chirgwin @jennyeather Engineer Eddie Kowalski (I know) calmly said “Chest or stomach?” and dialed up the monitors to demonstrate each.

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@R_Chirgwin @jennyeather I was the EP of an EP in Adelaide back when, and one band said they wanted the kick drum to really kick…

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snurb_dot_info : Turnbull expects to last until May as PM. twitter.com/SimonBanksHB/s…

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I’m kind of a supporter of late-term abortion too, say up to maybe 900 weeks.

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Just meeting other people’s children has also reminded me of the importance of abortion. twitter.com/AndrewPStreet/…

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@Wyld Well that’d be a whole different series of photographs.

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Crossing the Nepean, again. (Sorry, I got caught in the toilet.) instagram.com/p/BRaSEeYAKiu/

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Why did they make @TurnbullMalcolm Prime Minister again? I seem to remember it being about a sow’s ear or lipstick or something.

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If @TurnbullMalcolm thinks a bit of shouting is “thuggish” he’s in for a shock when the Moon People show up at his place with The Nozzle.

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The 1836 really needs to be an 8-car run.

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The 1836 run W581 is full up to pussy’s bow.

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Nah, actually. No wine.

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Wine, I think.

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I’m fairly sure this is why Twitter was invented. twitter.com/reubenacciano/…

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Maybe one more. Just the one.

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@davidgwynnjones @munin @ApostrophePong Yeah, it was more about the rattling at certain points of the cycle.

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I’d forgotten I’d written this. “Welcome to Brandistan, home of wobbly data retention” (Oct 2015)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UD

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nnwakelam Pauline Hanson is 2 legit 2 quit pic.twitter.com/P4g6e4VuDY

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@joshgnosis Well full marks to Senator @MurrayWatt. Many thanks!

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@glengyron Just quietly, your current bio is wonderful and I’d like to congratulate you on your new job.

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@joshgnosis Having started to read your yarn, I’m across it now. I approve of your work, obviously.

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@joshgnosis @crikey_news @zdnetaustralia Oops. Misread. Brandisian is not Brandistan. As you were.

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@joshgnosis @crikey_news “Brandistan” is already in the @zdnetaustralia style book. Well, for me anyway. zdnet.com/article/welcom…

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@R_Chirgwin @BundyB @OaaSvc Yeah sure, if this’ll end your beef about it.

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@munin Anyway, back to the chap. He was the very model of the nouveau riche upper middle class urban Thai. His yellow shirt was top shelf.

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@BundyB @R_Chirgwin @OaaSvc Mate, you haven’t herd the calf of it.

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nnwakelam The CIA isn’t in my threat model because I’m not fucking delusional

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adweak BREAKING: Another Marketing “Expert” Just Published A New, Ridiculously Obvious Article On What Makes Content Engaging

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@munin Thailand is currently in the new-constitution-soon part of the cycle, I think. I’m behind the pace. @ApostrophePong? @smartbrain?

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@munin Yeah. @ApostrophePong calls it the Thai Political Washing Machine Cycle.

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@munin We’ve been around the elections / riots / martial law / new constitution cycle twice since then, both PMs from Thaksin’s family.

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@munin These two broad factions have been the underpinnings of Thai politics going back… centuries. But the colours are more recent.

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@munin Alas the introduction I wrote on this dates back to 2008, and there’s been a lot of action since then.

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@munin No, it’s political allegiance. Yellow Shirts are (roughly) urban or southern Thai middle class. Red Shirts rural north and northeast.

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I wish I’d had my phone or a camera closer to hand. He was a whole anthropology thesis on (rather nice) legs.

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Wow I just saw a young Thai wannabe-muscle twink in full-fashion Yellow Shirt mode. Must spend more on hair product than I even earn.

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@AtomicAnalyst @NuclearAnthro @Fuskerz Thanks heaps for that, Stephen. There’s my procrastination reading for the weekend.

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@Steve_Lockstep Mr @NuclearAnthro’s field of study is the wonderful Atomic Age, before atomic became nuclear and bad.

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@bigbadave I have already had boat noodle, so I will have to have something else.

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arawnsley The Defense Department can also drop a JDAM on your house or drive an Abrams over your car. Capability vs intent. pic.twitter.com/RoOEKIzAQb

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So, yeah, that means I’ll be in the corner for a while, and will have to deal with certain other things tomorrow.

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I have made the wrong decision. As usual.

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@Steve_Lockstep Heh. I thought you might pop into this thread. :) @NuclearAnthro and I crap on about thus stuff all the time.

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@NuclearAnthro @Davidramli @GrantWTrent Remember, there has NEVER been a crash involving a nuclear aircraft. A 100% safety record.

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I should probably head back up the hill soon. But it’s so tempting to stay a little longer.

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@KrazyKarl910 Yeah this or some other thing. I’m hedging my bets.

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@Davidramli @NuclearAnthro @GrantWTrent That would’ve been a hoot! Though actually nuclear propulsion has an amazingly good safety record.

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rohan_p can’t believe I overlooked this in my article the other day pic.twitter.com/h5Mc1FrPDt

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@dakami @semibogan Indeed. @NuclearAnthro digs out a constant stream of the glory of .

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@semibogan FORWARD PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE.

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@johnb78 Mate, if you can’t stand the heat…

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Yeah, but Angus is the #1 breed in Australia because it’s quite nice. It’s cows and effect. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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@semibogan See, they SAY the nuclear aircraft program was cancelled in 1961, but we know better, right?

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@Fuskerz Well @NuclearAnthro is your man for this, though there’s quite a bit about the atomic aircraft program online.

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@paulbam3 @jeamland Wow this really does deserve some proper concept development.

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And rightly so. “Atomic” was the Blockchain of the 1950s. It could solve ANY problem! twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@weigh4d Look I just work here. Do you want to buy it or not?

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@Hippopeteamus Yeah that was a great bit of work. Full marks.

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@NewtonMark You should give it a go. My “praise” of the Justin Bieber Christmas Album was my most-retweeted tweet ever by far!

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DIRECT CYCLE NUCLEAR TURBOJET WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG.

(One wrong thing would the spewing-out a wake of radio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zq

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NewtonMark Doddering old man unaware of his surroundings finds himself in an uncomfortable situation. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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FoodCornish When ingredients jump the shark. Macca’ Angus, truffle and Parmesan burger. pic.twitter.com/Rd7bZeh4J7

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Considering my options.

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Of course it’s Larry the Lobster, but goddam. “Crayfish”. Sigh. twitter.com/theTiser/statu…

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@EX_V19 I have previously proposed a war on yarn bombing. I think the Chinese have prepared themselves for this possibility.

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The Chinese have knitted a missile launcher! twitter.com/stoa1984/statu…

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@dobes It almost sounds like I know what I’m talking about in that video. I think we’ve fooled them.

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I am disturbed to discover a video of myself at the bottom of that @zdnetaustralia yarn.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “First come the breach disclosures, then come the lawyers”, quoting @cpbeefcake zdnet.com/article/first-…

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Then it’s settled.

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TFW your boss is a cunt.

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I just saw a bloke go past wearing a CFMEU hi-viz and he wasn’t even bashing any grandmothers at all.

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Oh, yeah, I just sent a thing to @zdnetaustralia. It contains just a few cybers, but a lot of lawyers.

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@weezmgk @RenewCP @R_Chirgwin Yeah but some of the Eurotrash looks eminently rootable.

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thegrugq_ebooks I have a link to a blog post.

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mearesy Wait. What? @KateEllisMP pic.twitter.com/52aPKMA71c

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LisaVisentin When your standard PR pitch fails, try alarmism pic.twitter.com/AmxFz2TWrn

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I’ll deal with that @crikey_news matter later. For now, I thank @violetblue for… um… somethipatreon.com/posts/giuliani…s7pT

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I just saw the @crikey_news headline “Guy Rundle interviews Pauline Hanson” and now I want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

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Just as an aside, I might start referring to @macgibbon as “Australia’s Rudy Giuliani”.

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Thanks, @phil_sec_mel @violetblue @Beaker @stevebwriter, you’ve just destroyed all sense of mystery. To replace it with a deeper mystery.

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I have boat noodle, and you don’t, which makes me a better person.

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Thu plan, update: 0706 train to Sydney; 0945 Nuix briefing (done); boat noodle (very soon); write for @zdnetaustralia; remainder TBA.

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I still really want to know what this diagram means. twitter.com/Beaker/status/…

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@joshgnosis @FJKeany @Rob_Stott True. Work up to the heavy rail in easy stages. Baby steps.

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Seriously, Physicists, “Time Crystals”? Now you’re just taking the piss. wsj.com/articles/scien… pic.twitter.com/aUSQqnmFk0

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@joshgnosis @FJKeany @Rob_Stott Now all you need is for the train to actually reach the city.

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I think there’s been another cyber incident.

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I’ve decided to work in the corner, so I can have boat noodle. So I am in the corner.

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I just passed Bob Carr in the street. Coordinates can be supplied for a reasonable fee.

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And now I am loose in the Sydney CBD. Well, once I bash out a few emails.

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Thank you, @cpbeefcake at @nuix, for another fascinating briefing. Many excellent cybers.

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@paulbam3 I really don’t know. @Serrels is substantially younger than me.

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@formalbeer @2FBS That last bit is probably a myth. Story is there was a backlash against killing the showbags, so they do a short run.

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Cool, we’ll beat those invading aliens easily now. Sleep well, People of Earth. twitter.com/Rarebeasts/sta…

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@2FBS Last night, near the end of that thread, we discovered that Bertie Beetle only exists in showbags now.

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She must’ve hated your clumsy attempts. twitter.com/Serrels/status…

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meakoopa me: what movie is this for?
Jeff Goldblum: movie? pic.twitter.com/7imN9jMdKs

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ForeignPolicy .@wikileaks has become the preferred intelligence service for a conspiracy-addled White House, writes @MaxBoot atfp.co/2nfRrRK

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Is this another defection from the Coalition in progress? twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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“Malcolm Turnbull, slightly less shit than you feared.” twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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WestWingReport Guy on TV show tried to tell WWR that Obama putting his feet on desk is unprecedented. Whatever you say, sir pic.twitter.com/6IhzFXE7Hs

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Heading towards Thaitown, the vertical parts. pic.twitter.com/M0k086aBOW

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NSW TrainLink Xplorer and XPT DMUs on platforms 2 and 1 at Sydney Central station. Ping @DavidFeng pic.twitter.com/Jg4WMdee7e

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@paulkidd Well maybe. Anyway, at my end we’ve slowed to a crawl. pic.twitter.com/Gm49Guz4W7

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@trentyarwood @R_Chirgwin I have nothing specific on that day yet, so shall consider.

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@paulkidd But you have facial expressions.

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@paulkidd I hop you realise than when you reach 50km/h your blood will boil and animals will go mad.

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@paulkidd These old V-sets can move when they want to. And it’s in a straight line. And it’s not uphill. And there isn’t a coal train ahead.

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@paulkidd I just downloaded it and got it running just as we started to slow down due to signals. 112km/h at that time.

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@paulkidd Oh what’s that app? All I can tell you is that we’re on the fast run Penrith to Parramatta. pic.twitter.com/EOiIcwrTQg

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Wow, I was certainly in a mood. But laughing hard. pic.twitter.com/p6CV1DxiJm

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The back story of my first experience of this guy and my subsequent banning by Microsoft. I still find it hilarious..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ig

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Actually, for a full-flavoured first taste of Jason Silva, watch this one. Tell me how much of it you can bear. vimeo.com/34182381

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Hey @Rob_Stott, I understand how irritating this advert is… twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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@R_Chirgwin Well if it’s not too much trouble, @weezmgk…?

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@paulkidd I’m so sorry to hear that. Good luck out there.

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Just passed a herd of Grey Nomads parked / camped in a semicircle a little to the west of Linden. Have noted coordinates for air strike.

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@paulkidd Your will be faster than mine, at least until I get down to Penrith for the non-stop run to Parramatta.

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ThePlumLineGS It’s becoming obvious that the President of the United States has no idea what replacing Ocare really entails:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pM

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yonatanzunger I increasingly suspect that the Republicans are trolling the entire country. (Yes, this is an actual screenshot of..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…R0

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Henry_Belot Defence FOI docs show Austraila was unprepared for Trump, with staff advising there was ‘no signs’ he could win abc.net.au/news/2017-03-0…

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Brasilmagic Rosemary returned to the exact spot in front of the Federal Building in Pittsburgh 43 years after her 1st visit. pic.twitter.com/JLEfzRoA9F

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kentindell The Cloud used to be someone else’s computer that you don’t control. Now the Cloud includes your own computer that..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1n

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GonzoHacker The only way to fix this documentation is to make it about a better product

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A cloudy and slightly damp start to the day at @bunjaree. pic.twitter.com/ARzSK7HPt1

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jeamland Rule Thirty-f… no, actually. Just notwitter.com/stilgherrian/s…iL

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Coughing like a consumptive cow.

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portlandmercury Write something about feminism on the internet, then play along with this bingo card by @gemmacorrell! pic.twitter.com/2NE0ab92Cr

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Do you have to bring your own Kool-Aid, or do they insert a nozzle when you arrive? twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…

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I guess I’d better get out of bed. These kittens won’t drown themselves.

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ericgeller Spicer, at briefing, says of CIA leak: “All of these occurred under the last administration—that is important—all of these alleged issues.”

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So… so now I have some questions@dobesestwitter.com/Beaker/status/…zd

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Beaker Behold! The Giuliani Bermuda Triangle of Cyber Doom! (Name credit to someone who would like to remain employed) pic.twitter.com/acXRbo4k7M

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TheOnion Man’s Genetic Predisposition For Heart Disease No Match For 10 Half-Assed Push-Ups He Does Couple Times A Week..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U2

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johnemcintyre At the desk. And then the murders began.

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MalwareJake The FBI leaked info that it is investigating CIA leaks. My brain hurts so much right now, I need to take a red pill..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AW

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Thu plan, draft: 0706 train to Sydney; editing en route; 0945 Nuix briefing; remainder TBA but probably writing or editing or something.

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Reuters U.S intel, law enforcement officials have been aware of CIA breach that led to WikiLeaks dump since late last year:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8g

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TheCheish Tonight I witnessed the best cheating as a pub quiz host - ever. pic.twitter.com/MlX97hIGyX

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@R_Chirgwin Would you like me to throw pebbles at your window?

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Thursday. It’s still a little slimy but we expect that to wash off. Thursday.

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Mind you, I’m the sort of person who finds impending environmental meltdown utterly hilarious, so I encourage you to seek other opinions.

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No, I’m not bitter. I’m just laughing at the sheer incompetent of both major parties that they’ve fucked up internet policy for two decades.

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jswatz I just keep going back to that lede. Reread it, close the tab. Pull up the story again. Reread that lede…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ai

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“Couldn’t organise a fuck in a brothel,” as the saying goes.

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