Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 13th, 2017

Right. Seriously. I’m outta here. You kids play nice.

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@mthomas304 This is so complicated, Michael, I don’t know what to think.

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“Big Journalism”, as if it’s an actual thing. Christ I wish I had access to their drugs. twitter.com/dangillmor/sta…

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Surely it’s much better without the science. twitter.com/mthomas304/sta…

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Just before I go, I’ll mention that I mute the hashtag because it’s nothing but fuckwits. So do feel free to shout into the void.

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@mana_kailani @Mmnixon1970 You too, Sunshine. Rule of law what even is it. Would you like a biscuit?

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@jonoabroad We will talk about this later. I understand the point, but things are subtle and complex.

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OK so obviously that wasn’t quite enough Monday for me, but you know what the internet is like.

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OK, that’s enough Monday for me. Please join up all the chaos and tell me tomorrow. I’ll probably be on my way to Canberra by then.

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@mana_kailani @Mmnixon1970 Yeah like he hasn’t even been charged yet. Have another bong,

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Orly? Well this is why I don’t watch @Lateline unless I’m on it. (Hi, kids.) twitter.com/aimee_maree/st…

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@jennylmackinnon And rightly so. Village life is subtle and complex.

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Well yes said publican was giving me 15yo whisky on the house so this is also village life. twitter.com/Gwyntaglaw/sta…

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@jonoabroad No seriously he gave me a lift. This is just how village life works.

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Just to be clear, I am not drunk.

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In answer to this question, the answer appears to be “fuck all”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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You kids what live in the city have no idea how we handle these everyday issues.

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Of course another way of looking at this is that I was filled with alcohol and dumped on a remote rural road in the middle of the night.

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That time of the night when the publican is giving you a lift home.

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Why is Mem Fox even a thing any more?

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Tom is doing a great job on tonight.

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So what is Peter Thiel doing that that’s actually useful?

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Yeah this is the thing I tweeted earlier. @CloverMoore and her heritage Nazis should be ashamed. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@MrCsandDs @AustralianStory Pretty much. There’s a reason I like watching TV in try front bar of the local.

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Well isn’t @AustralianStory cheery tonight. The remaining old blokes in the front bar (both of them plus me)!are appalled at her treatment.

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paulwiggins Spelling is not grammar, comrades. twitter.com/RadioNational/…

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Absolutely. If I knew the ice-cream was this good I’d have skipped the chicken parmigiana. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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KraskoLak Последствия сильнейшего снегопада на Сахалине. СССР. Прибл. 60-е. pic.twitter.com/X0hpMQgHbd

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“Skilled grievance merchants like Pauline Hanson,” eh? Nice line, @abc730.

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“Sport is not one size fits all,” apparently.

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Oh good someone new is in charge of Australia’s Olympic team so there’s my housing affordability problems solved.

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So @abcnews has a nice graphic explaining how various shit links back to Roger Rogerson and I suggest you seek it out.

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Weather news over yeah there ends Seven News.

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HOW SAFE ARE SYDNEY FERRIES COVERUP EXCLUSIVE TO SEVEN NEWS TOMORROW NIGHT.

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Genuine Aussie milk at fair dinkum prices.

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“We’re not a bank we’re a lending marketplace” yeah whatever you say.

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You can get free shit if you become part of a review group but watch out for identity-theft scams oh you think?

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Blond male muppet doing a stand-up in front of rugby players in a practice session.

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Sport from some woman with cleavage.

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Another ad break and I’m ordering my parmy so fuck off.

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Ohio has adopted the Finnish idea of Baby Boxes for newborn mothers. This is actually a bloody good idea.

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GET AN EXCLUSIVE MEERCAT TOY IF YOU BUT HEALTH INSURANCE BEFORE THE APRIL FIRST PRICE RISE.

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Some mortgage advert with a puppet ferret or stoat or some bullshit.

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Who was it the other day who said that “heritage” isn’t about actual heritage but ignorant middle-class control of what it looks like?

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Man paints his terrace blue Sydney City Council says it’s not one of the approved “heritage colours” causing him grief go fuck yourselves.

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Back to the news webcam footage truck driving badly questions will be asked.

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According to this TVC, Dulux is worth it. Which means it’s overpriced. Play keno at your local club.

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@awelder Greatest politician who’s ever lived.

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WAYWARD TRUCK. Throw to ad break.

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Bunch of brief stories about violence, racism, and a amusement ride falling down. Key person in Sister Sledge dead. “We are Family” for 10s.

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Vietnames-Australian woman in Burwood court over racial abuse attack against Muslim but she didn’t show she’s pleading not guilty see video.

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Retired salesperson competitive fencer Colonial First State.

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Mazda 6 Quietly Confident.

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@awelder You should sniff chairs and go on the telly.

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Bashed, kicked and thumped in Western Sydney throw to ad break.

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Something involving Buckingham Palace and Gold Coast born somebody who the fuck cares Commonwealth Games in 388 days fuck off.

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Wing falls off firefighting aircraft why wasn’t this detected in recent inspection we should take the wings off and inspect them every time.

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@pjlogue Yes, but that’s recall of a fact to test mental condition, not journalism seeking insight.

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He’s from an elite school and a good family how could this happen?

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Well, Waverley College what do you expect.

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Terrorism charges be Bulgaria but he’s a private school student and the son of a diplomat and he lives in Balmain so he’s innocent!

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Ron Boswell’s eyes don’t work properly.

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Opinion from Ron Boswell!

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One Nation bad preference deals Bill Shorten eating potato salad!

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More murderers and of course it’s one of Roger Rogers ones mates, lying in court, lies lies lies welcome to NSW.

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A car fire at Greystanes is causing havoc for commuters on the M4. Oh and also no-one died. Priority order maintained.

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Journalist ask the traditional incisive question, “How do you feel, Sara?” Seriously, first-year journalism you’re told how stupid that is.

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Some bullshit about Australians in Bali, that murder thing. Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

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Weather! Paul Kadak is in Alexandria and we cross to him now but I have no fucking idea why but for emergency crews it may be a long night.

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The police are not revealing the manner in which they died but they’re running Lifeline’s number in the lower third. I’ll stop snarking now.

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Something more sinister seems to have happened! They were lovely kids, say neighbours!

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We’ve got Seven News on in the front bar now, so soon I shall be completely informed about everything.

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abcnews Local battery companies say they’re further ahead of , and it is they who could fix SA’s energy problems ab.co/2mhuSvX

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Anyway, I made it to the pub.

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Zooming out, you can see the path of the storm from NE to SW. Lightning strike location spots fade over time. pic.twitter.com/O1966PF0IH

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summerbrennan This is the former US ambassador to Russia. twitter.com/McFaul/status/…

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joshgnosis If I was in Sydney or Melbourne I’d cover this case. pic.twitter.com/2PVzDml7lZ

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@dobes Thanks. It’s quite fun to watch. There should be more tactical nukes.

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Only a little one, but even closer. Note than I’m zooming in on the map. pic.twitter.com/7icutdrJsJ

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@andrewfaith No train will be involved. I was just heading into the village for dinner.

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@expectproblems Something along those lines. Now I have no idea what’s happened to my umbrella. Again.

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Il very pleut.

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Maybe I should have had my shower and called the taxi 20 minutes ago. pic.twitter.com/yI5m769FuW

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This is how the bushfires start in the Mountains, at least those that aren’t deliberately started by humans. pic.twitter.com/ASaORVSlyS

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In case you’re wondering, I’m pulling up these real-time lightning maps from lightningmaps.org/#y=-33.702;x=1…;

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South of Wollongong, that’s where the action is right now. pic.twitter.com/7qAwXxcQ0k

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dobes Very good view at the moment.

The eastern suburbs are being pissed on like a bed in the Presidential Suite of a Moscow Hotel.

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There is many thunder outside, and it is getting dark so early. Also, I feel like fruit salad.

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“Coopers Somehow Fails At Selling Beer To Australians” sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/xyp59Zz6UO

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@Rashas_Mo @dobes “The charm of Soviet perfumery lies in the integrity of its aromas.” rbth.com/amp/495107

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@dobes Let’s be honest, we need all the things.

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This is most excellent, and also excellent. twitter.com/malwareunicorn…

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@NicoleWill100 @woolloomoolo0 You mean HMAS Warramunga’s forward 127mm gun turret trained on you? Not so much wicked as sensible precaution.

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obliquelysarah Well, this is dark. pic.twitter.com/Uoodiw6YFS

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Personally, it smells more like an attempt to get him out of the country before he fucks up anything else, make him feel useful.

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I wonder exactly what “insights” Soapy can offer that aren’t already in the steady stream of intelligence between AU and the US.

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Dear America, I know you’ve got a lot on your plate right now, so my deepest apologies for Australia adding to your..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eo

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mims Wow, Uber is TERRIFIED of a union wsj.com/articles/uber-… pic.twitter.com/0mnfvmH37P

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@samanthamaiden And indeed that little dance deserves a lot of attention given the politics in US and EU at the moment.

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@samanthamaiden True. And on the first weekday after an electoral disaster it’s only natural. The Lib-Nat / PHON thing is also fascinating.

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@samanthamaiden True. I’m not criticising you for that. But it does seem the pollies care more about the game than the policies (as usual).

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timdy Andrew Bolt’s contribution to the genre ‘election results mean whatever I say they mean’ pic.twitter.com/AWIU39rbm6

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So run this by me again. This is a benefit for the people of Australia, how? twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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James_Jeffrey Anyway, I’m sure Coopers has led to plenty of merry, drunken, experimental same-sex pashing, so it probably all balances out in the end.

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OK, I now have both transport and accommodation for Canberra tomorrow. The cybers are go!

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FarmersOfTheUK 20month old grandson went to ‘Learn to stand like a farmer’ classes.
Came top. pic.twitter.com/vrytQ4214s

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I think it’d be OK if you brought your own cardboard. twitter.com/BXGD/status/84…

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That said, the Wallaby Motel in Queanbeyan sounds perfect for self-trolling.

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Ahem. No, dear unnamed accommodation booking website, Queanbeyan is not Canberra.

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Wow Canberra accommodation has really filled up for this week, at least at the lower-price end.

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NickEvershed NO SNACK CAR twitter.com/MuckRock/statu…

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@twiddlekins You can tell when someone’s a proper scientist because they have lots of critters in jars.

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@dobes You do and you clean it up yourself.

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GreenJ says the Herald Sun with a startlingly straight faced lack of self awareness. twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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In a gift to photo editors everywhere, this is Jaroslav Flegr, the man who discovered that cats can make you crazy…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ee

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This week’s @onthemedia has three fine stories about the environment in the media. abouthttp://www.wnyc.org/story/on-th…

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GreenJ in which nature responds quickly to Liberal defeat. twitter.com/EV_Reecho/stat…

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@5683Monkey @xntrik We could still have a go tomorrow evening?

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@voltagex Yes, yes that would be an excellent descriptor for this stage.

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iain_chalmers Errrrmmm, no - sorry, you can’t borrow my phone… twitter.com/CNET/status/84…

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@xntrik I’m not in Canberra until tomorrow night, so I’ll have to send you a recording of me howling.

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Because octopuses are drunkards and forgetful. twitter.com/Oceana/status/…

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Actually I felt like rubbish before, so I’m not quite sure what to call this next and most excellent stage.

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So, I fell asleep again. And now I feel like rubbish.

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Finally, incontrovertible proof that @BuzzFeed must be erased from the face of the Earth. twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/s…

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samanthamaiden When is right time to tell @Barnaby_Joyce man offering to fix SA power grid is a known associate of pistol and boo? thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2…

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TheDanBarrett I’m sure this will be revealed in this year’s tax records… twitter.com/nbcnews/status…

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What if James Ashby and… no, even I can’t finish that thought.

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ParkerMolloy “All I see is a white background with words on it.” pic.twitter.com/PZ2XH7pz4G

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Kimota I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe some sort of snot-bubbled giggling. This is both hilarious and rather w..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JP

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You just have to strain a l-i-t-t-l-e bit more. And have eaten a few strawberries the night before. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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SavedYouAClick forget the clickbait for a second. look how absolutely lazy this copy is. same thing three times

re the clickbait..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vG

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KarlreMarks The earnest replies I’m getting to this. Makes it worthwhile.

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KarlreMarks I’m struggling to explain to the Middle East audience why politics in the West is so sectarian. Those are ancient r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qr

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Meanwhile, I can’t help but think these two emails are related. pic.twitter.com/PlzTAilhKL

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Well that first half -hour has given me little reason to want to get out of bed. Mind you, the lucid dream-within-dream has exhausted me.

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Also, I know I retweeted a tweet about the Coopers thing yesterday. Like all of you, I am a hypocrite. But a loveable one.

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Yeah you need to get the tweets trending. And you’ll want a hashtag. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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KetanJ0 “Perception is reality” pic.twitter.com/xyKCFHFNRR

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RichardKogelnig @twoscomplement another variant of AAA game development, the dance: youtu.be/tm4wwbjyfmE?t=…

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pixelatedboat The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

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marcuschown I wish this translator would translate EVERYTHING pic.twitter.com/5SocPJ6tgJ

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viveka “Musk quoted a low $US250 per KWh… equal to $US25 million per MWh”.

Srsly buy a calculator @FinancialReview

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Jesus Christ what fresh new hell is this? twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/s…

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thewetmale With the same pillow Obama used on Scalia I guess twitter.com/MrHarryCole/st…

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GonzoHacker What’s the loudest someone can misunderstand quantum mechanics?

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Well at least I can rely on @umairh to cheer me up. Oh, wait. twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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timritchie It was brief, but powerful pic.twitter.com/vdbB1zEpC3

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Actually more just the NW rather than WNW. Things were still a little tilted.

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There’s that rain and stuff they were talking about coming in from the WNW. pic.twitter.com/4DYaQzsNXV

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Monday. Just flip it over. The other side should still be clean. Monday.

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