Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 20th, 2017

beeso What, like churches? twitter.com/LyleShelton/st…

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mathaiaus when you turn off Q&A pic.twitter.com/xMSJ8GpVEi

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Histreepix A woman sits on the ruins of her house and silently judges some tea made by a well-wisher. London 1943. pic.twitter.com/fUDSZvluhx

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Histreepix The Will of the People. Britain, 2016-7. pic.twitter.com/oRukDCh3x0

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@_midofo_ That could be one destination, I suppose.

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@tacticalmaid I can thoroughly recommend going down the @Scarfolk rabbit-hole. It’s an interesting world. scarfolk.blogspot.com.au/2015/05/expira…

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JustJimWillDo The equator slipped under the sun about half an hour ago. Come visit us again soon, Father Sol.

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BernardKeane kinda disappointed there isn’t a Big Chicken twitter feed yet

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wheelswordsmith you’re at a swingers party and they’ve picked up your car keys. what do you do? pic.twitter.com/sOM6zuKK5U

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Rashas_Mo I have a feeling Monsieur Foucault would be all good with this. twitter.com/Scarfolk/statu…

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dobes C’mon folks. Constance said much stupider stuff last year.

Transport is like streaming movies, apparently..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nf

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Actually this yarn is really about the massively corrupt links between US Navy Pacific fleet officers and a Malaysi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…i2

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purserj This is entirely divorced from anything approaching the distant shores of reality twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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@TristanRayner Yes, exactly the sort of guy you want in charge of 450 Minuteman missiles.

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@sylmobile Why is your avatar a badly-drawn cock and balls with the clap?

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Look, 50 drinks in 5 days is nothing, even if he was in charge of hundreds of nuclear weapons…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4e

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firstdogonmoon that is a big chicken

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GordyPls I see Uhlmann’s “get-it-wrong-o’meter” on renewables is still set to “Liberal Preselection”

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Well maybe not that last one.

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“U.S. Navy Officers Allegedly Traded Favors for an Orgy in Douglas MacArthur’s Relic Room” at @warisboring warisboring.com/u-s-navy-offic…

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“Secret American Commandos Hid Out in Cold War Berlin” at @warisboring warisboring.com/secret-america…

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“Russia Tried to Use Martin Luther King, Jr.’s Assassination to Start a Race War” at @warisboring warisboring.com/russia-tried-t…

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“The CIA Battled the Kremlin With Books and Movies” at @warisboring warisboring.com/the-cia-battle…

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Maybe it’s just my confirmation bias talking, but I think @warisboring is doing more espionage yarns lately. For example…

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franksting Aren’t there big cocks on twitter every day?

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_youhadonejob1 Telling twins apart Level: Expert. pic.twitter.com/WNyIUayvxx

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BTW, that @warisboring yarn referred to the 1952-1953 NBC documentary series “Victory at Sea”. Here it is. youtube.com/watch?v=fSCWi0…

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@kels_316 I trust that the good Senator will follow your excellent advice. @NickMcKim

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It’s important to realise that if you want to understand the energy market you must listen to satirists not, say, a chief political editor.

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If you didn’t watch Clarke and Dawe’s “The Energy Market Explained” then you should do so now. youtube.com/watch?v=ELaBzj…

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Thank you, Senator @NickMcKim. You have served your country well today. twitter.com/NickMcKim/stat…

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“Trump’s Naval Buildup Is Bundled Up in ’50s Nostalgia”, from @warisboring warisboring.com/trumps-naval-b…

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paulkidd This tweet also works if you delete ‘The’ and ‘Diaries’. twitter.com/KJBar/status/8…

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macaulaybalkan malcolm roberts is bad

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@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a Thai place in Leura but it has tablecloths.

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@SnarkyPlatypus To be honest I hadn’t looked. The Thai place there looked a bit too watered down.

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@brentspargo While I’ve nothing against Rooty Hill, it is a long way from here.

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Boat noodle is a really good comfort food, but I’m roughly 70km from the nearest boat noodle.

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Who can bring me chocolate? Or maybe some other sort of comfort food?

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JohnQuiggin “Cost aside, nuclear power offers a vastly superior path” Adam Creighton in the . Also, cost aside, diamonds make excellent gravel

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glengyron Reminder: Senator Roberts is without doubt the shining star of the One Nation Team.

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My plan now is to sloth tonight and tomorrow morning, and to reassess things then. I do think I’m slowly improving.

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MarkDiStef The irony is not lost. twitter.com/abcthedrum/sta…

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There’ll be tough competition for these prizes. twitter.com/NickEvershed/s…

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Ah, I think I know what’s going on.

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Remarkable similar to something posted three days previously, @PersianRose1 @tashlee twitter.com/skillsmcgill/s…

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Valentine_Ness ASIC Chairman admits Australia has Bubble. Warns house prices cld correct to 4x income. Currently at 9.5x Melbourne..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…re

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patstokes There’s ~200 professional philosophers in Australia. Looks like in the last 2 years, none have been on @ABCthedrum, one (Singer) on @QandA.

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workmanalice This one sentence perfectly sums up One Nation. pic.twitter.com/U8ApMImh9c

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@glengyron Also, all sorts of panels are designed to blow out so any over-pressure wave tends not to go into the passenger compartment.

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@glengyron There’s an easy code. If it says “explosion” nothing was damaged. If it says “train damaged” no-one was hurt. Etc.

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rpy tonight, a very special episode of Q&A pic.twitter.com/WFp0oMF823

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That’s a hatch cover, so not really the roof. twitter.com/PeterOverton/s…

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Um, well, I’m having a number of thoughts now. twitter.com/voltagex/statu…

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But, @GreenJ, would ducks be attracted to wooden Richard Wilkins floating in a pond?

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troyhunt We’re proud down here to be a leading nation in cyber-secur… ah crap: smh.com.au/federal-politi… pic.twitter.com/NdLl1o4bKq

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mrgrumpystephen That PDF with the private mobile numbers of MPs is uploaded here tinyurl.com/mpprivatenumbe…

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anildash Massively buried lede in this Uber story! bbc.com/news/technolog… pic.twitter.com/CswZU35RJR

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I’d have sentenced him more harshly for being soft on quokkas. twitter.com/abcnewsPerth/s…

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GreenJ 2. annex the sudetenland. twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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@TimWattsMP @edhusicMP @dobes Don’t you have to go and vote too? Or are you bunking off?

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benpobjie 1. Get involved in a land war in Asia twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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@edhusicMP @dobes @TimWattsMP Have fun. Don’t agree to any legislation I wouldn’t.

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This is what I’d feared, @edhusicMP. This is my lot. @dobes @TimWattsMP

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FilthyRichmond After the umbilical cord has been cut, a nurse spanks the baby for being uninsured. pic.twitter.com/CG7mQ0Fqce

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burgotastic The law was finally closing in on me. It was time to move on to the next town. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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mymodernmet A woman being bullied for having vitiligo turns her body into beautiful art trib.al/Ii1xjj0 pic.twitter.com/2sGEsedNN8

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Then how come I only get second -rate @edhusicMP trolling? @dobes @TimWattsMP

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NumbersMuncher Gallup- Job approval upon hitting 60 days in office:
Carter 75
Reagan 60
HW Bush 56
Clinton 53
W Bush 58
Obama 63

Trump… 37

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Hey @dobes how come we’re both being trolled by federal Labor MPs? It’s clearly an organised campaign of harassment. @edhusicMP @TimWattsMP

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It’s all downhill after quokka polling. twitter.com/edhusicMP/stat…

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TheNTNews IF THEY WERE SERIOUS ABOUT TODAY BEING THE , WE’D BE ENJOYING A PUBLIC HOLIDAY RIGHT NOW

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@edhusicMP Thank you, though I notice that you’re not denying being @IrinaAsanova1. I therefore deduce that you’re the one who bugged Trump.

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@edhusicMP What? That you’re not @IrinaAsanova1? Has anyone seen the two of you at the same time?

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Oh well this could be even better. Like a giant bald cheese kransky. twitter.com/liquidparanoia…

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Pah! Who HASN’T imagine George Brandis in a rubber gimp suit on a humid, sweaty day? twitter.com/ByronHJ/status…

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It’s not that fuckin’ difficult, James. I’ve managed even more complicated puzzles in my time. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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Right, so two hours awake, two hours mostly asleep, seems to be the pattern for yesterday and today. I should be a backbench MP.

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Je suis fatigué, encore.

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@joshgnosis Yeah all the signs are there. Is anyone running a book?

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@joshgnosis Anyway, clearly a fun yarn to write. And to read.

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@joshgnosis A previous editor told me I wasn’t allowed to use that word, and then he called me that word.

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So Ashby is responding as if no-one’s ever called him a cunt before. You learn something every day.

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I say, “Disendorsed One Nation candidates unleash on Hanson and Ashby” is underselling this one, @joshgnosis..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qU

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Because Australia’s the only military in the entire history of the world to have seen camaraderie. twitter.com/MarisePayne/st…

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joshgnosis Emails obtained by Crikey show disendorsed WA candidates unleashing on Hanson and Ashby over preference deal. crikey.com.au/2017/03/20/dis…

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Also, Dusty Chasm is my drag name. @NewtonMark

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@NewtonMark It’s already well under way. Maybe WestConnex should troll them by stopping all work now and leaving a dusty chasm.

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You can filter out these people really easily. Hold up a Leunig calendar, and if they reach for it, cap ‘em. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Bonus points for “gronk”, I reckon.

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dannolan pedestrian is brutal pic.twitter.com/eSV9xc9Q5W

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johnb78 No you bloody idiots, look at its legs pic.twitter.com/Rq4LHyvJzL

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NewtonMark This weather must be terrible for rubber fetishists. Imagine being locked in a Gimp suit in this humidity.

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@earsafterdark @TraceySpicer @GingerGorman Some poor grunt paid $100pm, or a pieceworker paid 5 cents a decision. wired.com/2014/10/conten…

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This is odd though, @AuSenate. I’d have thought it was only natural that the bees would be in the upper house. twitter.com/AuSenate/statu…

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I can’t imagine @ussenate getting into a conversation like this, for example. twitter.com/AuSenate/statu…

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This feature alone is worth the price of admission. @AuSenate twitter.com/AuSenate/statu…

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@NewtonMark @AuSenate But with much less snark. More’s the pity.

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Note that we’re getting excited about the new layout for the @AuSenate running sheet. This IS what life is all about.

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@dobes @rohan_p @AuSenate I always knew you wanted a dirty, dirty Senate.

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MalwareJake Earlier I was feeling down. But now that I know “it’s very unlikely” I’m a doll for some future sex tourist my day..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GA

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Banksy is really just the Ken Done of the smug left.

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OK, people are still tweeting that tweet about Banksy. I must be blocked by someone.

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As for Leunig, Gitmo’s too good for him. Far too good. Maybe the Russians have got something.

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Perhaps we can also start calling Banksy part of the whimsy-smug complex.

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I can’t see the tweet attached to the attached tweet, if it’s even still there, but I approve of this plan. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Definitely ebola. Or mastitis.

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LordofWentworth Govt has “no plans” to put down the unemployed or aged, despite having commissioned a feasibility study, in latest evidence of Labor’s fault

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Oh. Fell asleep for two hours there. Maybe I have the plague after all. Or ebola.

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Brandis and Dutton. Queensland’s best-and-brightest contribution to the government of our nation. This was the party’s deliberate choice.

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I’m glad we’ve chosen the best for every job. It means no-one can ever claim ministries were prizes given to resolve factional in-fighting.

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Australian Govt: The nation’s best lawyer as Attorney-General. Most compassionate as immigration minister. Best economist as Treasurer… Joy.

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openvillainy Dick Dorkins had to change his bio after he retweeted twenty-three too many Neo-Nazis. pic.twitter.com/oP3WtxhRzg

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edzitron Man what’s going wrong with this guy’s dating life? I can’t put my finger on it. Could be anything pic.twitter.com/k5V4gBsocu

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tehviking Oh look it’s one of my old codebases pic.twitter.com/fZOVCKXzRJ

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BandOfWitches One of the most powerful spells known to humankind. pic.twitter.com/ckd6SDZ1yr

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joshgnosis Brandis had a diary entry to remind him to watch this Four Corners on Australia spying on East Timor. abc.net.au/4corners/stori…

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Still, they’ve helpfully told him where his dress is. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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flashman To the guy who runs for the bus every morning, carrying a single banana: you are my spirit animal

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BernardKeane Don’t always agree with Danny Price but this takedown of @TurnbullMalcolm’s Snowy silliness is absolutely forensic afr.com/opinion/column…

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randomwalks “Alexa, you’re not smart, you’re just looking stuff up on the Internet” - a five-year old just said this ;)

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nypost You can finally bond with your cat in a way it can understand pic.twitter.com/zWHh201pt2

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RadioFreeTom That Foucault is a terrible writer? That’s one. twitter.com/lmu7ky/status/…

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MarcFennell …. in a bid to get free publicity in The Independent twitter.com/independent/st…

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@dr_nic Well at least we got something out of all this.

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“Arts sector ‘delighted’ as government axes George Brandis’ slush fund” smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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As suspected, no real consultation? “No evidence of George Brandis legal sector meetings” ab.co/2no9ysx pic.twitter.com/z2S3fX46Sk

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Brandis does seem to be the boy in the spotlight today. pic.twitter.com/XPSVYQ4ZhV

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“George Brandis acted ‘like headless chook’ during Productivity Commission review: ex-commissioner” theage.com.au/business/georg…

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nickkeeganirl @ThomasJLowe1 Wait a sec, You can rent a raccoon??

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maxseddon “The raccoon has come to expect that treats await him between a woman’s breasts,” the zoo says in a lawsuit (so man..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bk

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Monday. Using both dandelions and puffins is a bit much. It’s one or the other, Geraldine. Monday.

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