Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 22nd, 2017

My point exactly. Gerry Harvey is a dispshit and I think less of @abcnews etc for using him as the go-to whiger re..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ab

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I would say that I’m leaving the pub but the pub shut ages ago so clearly that’s not where I was drinking.

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Gerry Harvey shut fuck up you moron.

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OH: “I want a minty one!”

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Since I got a free schnitzel burger, I’ve ordered the ice-cream. pic.twitter.com/v96BpINt05

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pmakela1 In addition of airborne and amphibious landing drills, is practising for first strikes with balli..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uE

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OK, there’s a Rotary meeting in the other bar, and they made one schnitzel burger too many. Or the Rotary guy died of old age. Or something.

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I’ve just been given a schnitzel burger for reason which are not entirely clear.

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@jplonie @trentyarwood I’m not fussed, actually. Whatever orthography works in the context.

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@dww84 @abcnews Not yet, as far as I know, but they’re hiring staff. So that means only weeks off.

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I thought I might’ve had to explain Mr Harvey’s stupidity, but every bloke in here was already laughing at him. (No women here right now.)

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In the front bar of the local, watching @abcnews. There’s literally no sympathy for Gerry Harvey in the face of Amazon’s arrival in AU.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @GQMagazine @ItzBreeZyBaby She would. That is, of course, one of the iconic UK photos of the 60s, as per subsequent tweets.

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@ResignInShame @JustJimWillDo That was a phenomenally sharp sketch for that time.

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I knew of the Kray Twins en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray_twins but not the Richardson Gang en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Richa… Now there’s some London history.

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@JustJimWillDo Actually there’s no way Cook could’ve kept that club going without paying protection to the Kray Brothers, I reckon.

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@JustJimWillDo Keep digging. I’m fairly sure the Kray Brothers turn up in there too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray_twins

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Now playing: The Avener, Phoebe Killdeer “Fade Out Lines” youtube.com/watch?v=hqwU7n…

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I’m always amused by the fact that the original Establishment Club (in London) was created by Peter Cook, but Establishment in Sydney by a c

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No point trying to talk to anyone in Sydney right now, the city has been washed away.

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ICYMI earlier, “The Trouble with Trumbles”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NSWRFS Thunderbolts and lightning… pic.twitter.com/7ZzElz4kEB

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@corduroy Yeah that’s pretty fucked up, but I see that you’ve chosen a sensible spot to wait out the storm.

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That photo was taken in 1963 by Lewis Morley at Peter Cook’s Establishment Club. I think you’ll agree it’s stunning. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine…

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For those who don’t know that image, it’s Christine Keeler. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine… She of the Profumo Affair…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ch

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@BruceBrammall Well thank YOU for writing it, so I can pass it on.

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I shouldn’t say “even”. @theprojecttv is well organised. Once for ABC TV I had to nick a jacket from someone’s desk.

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Wow, even @theprojecttv could organise a selection of clean shirts for me. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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I do like Grundle referring to Tim Wilson as “That guy who failed the audition for the Flight Centre ads”.

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vavreck I didn’t think this “Ivanka in the WH” news could get any worse. Wrong. twitter.com/maggienyt/stat…

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@giddeygirl I think I’ve finally beaten the conference plague, yes. I hope.

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“Super is not a housing affordability solution”, writes @BruceBrammall, stating what should be obvious. investsmart.com.au/investment-new…

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Hey Sydney, it’s really lovely and sunny up in the upper Blue Mountains right now.

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glengyron Ms 9 to Mr 6: the name Donald Trump is not to used at the dinner table.

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joshgnosis Here is the 18C amendment legislation. parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/downl…

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rpy compare the pair. same age, same income, same super contribution. his fund does not pay commissions to financial ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…py

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HAHAHAHAHA! Like this’ll last. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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Ausgrid SAFETY ALERT: Severe are hitting our network area this afternoon. Stay clear of fallen powerlines & report..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AO

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NicoleWill100 Bad weather ahead in the Hood - be careful pic.twitter.com/GInCi8odmm

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nampix impacting Belrose and Sydney now. Pic @nampix for @smh pic.twitter.com/hZIvQIa0qM

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hughriminton Strewth! It’s getting hard to impress a Sheila these days.. twitter.com/alice_adams/st…

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TomRichardson Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton pic.twitter.com/xwwv3W6ckJ

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It’s coming straight in from the west, kids, so brace yourselves. pic.twitter.com/YVMPcgif0z

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7NewsSydney The storm before hitting Parramatta. bit.ly/7NewsWeatherWa… pic.twitter.com/WXmfSfj7gW

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NSWSES Over 100 calls received, trees down, roofs damaged across Western Sydney. NSW SES are responding to these calls…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8r

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BOM_NSW Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Updated. Latest information at bom.gov.au/nsw/warnings/ pic.twitter.com/roupn65Rs9

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@TwitsForMiles That too. All these safety precautions developed over decades, and they’re thrown away by dipshits with little clue.

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@darrenpauli I admire your commitment to Science.

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@TwitsForMiles Yep, dangerous shit in the cabin, so the crew can deal with it if something happens.

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This excellent view from the main workbench at the library in Katoomba can be might distracting at times.

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Well, when you put it that way… twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Just in from a travel agent: “Devices measuring more than 16cm in length, 9.3cm in width, or 1.5cm depth will be ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GG

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@munin Hah! I got a story commission once as a URL and “?” and I replied with a “!”.

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@darrenpauli @R_Chirgwin May I also draw your attention to this, by the lakeside in Canberra. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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OK then.

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darrenyatesau Well, at least all that water is going in the right place… pic.twitter.com/bqkRwICMX1

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@munin Yes, I’ve heard this too.

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@darrenpauli Are they the things I might know as puffballs? Eventually the burst open onto a cloud of yellow spores?

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knockoffshow I get that you’re lowkey looking out for AltRight friends, Pepe Green.But point of clarification: it was always ok,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…u5

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KetanJ0 Stunning. Every US congressional district has majority support for limiting emissions from coal..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ux

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marrowing “unlock billions in savings to offset” shut the fuck up this doesn’t mean anything

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@SMinney Yeah we’re expecting rain and maybe a storm again later this afternoon.

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@SMinney If the light is still good when I walk back, I’ll take a wider shot so we can see their environment.

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@SMinney Indeed. Tho a bit early in the season?

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It is important to me that I now say “polymerase chain reaction”. There.

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@BumblingAboot Given that I don’t have a microscope or a DNA sequencer handy, I’ll have to skip this ID step.

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@SMinney They do look a bit difference, but apparently the spots wash off in the rain, and the one by itself was protected by foliage.

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@craigtheatheist Yep. I should’ve realised. I knew Amanita species particularly like the bed of pine needles.

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@mdmstar Oh thanks, I am learning many thing today.

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@BumblingAboot Wow I don’t think I could even write a paragraph while shrooming, let alone a whole PhD.

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@PlaneTalking Don’t worry, Ben, I’ve got work to do this afternoon.

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So it turns out these are Amanita muscaria and contain a Schedule 9 prohibited substance. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_m… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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OK, so maybe I haven’t seen these mushrooms in the markets. It’s worth checking these things. twitter.com/SMinney/status…

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Now that I’ve been fully burgered it’s time for a coffee and then to work in the library.

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rohan_p can’t they just ask on Whirlpool? twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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dobes I’ve love to see this sports channel enter the Australia with minimum market research. pic.twitter.com/Tr9k4jjcw7

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TrumpDraws big weener pic.twitter.com/w3T7iizgEF

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RealNickHodge I, for one, welcome our new Cyber Royalty pic.twitter.com/GZw1ZXaU7X

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’d fit the sense of humour usually found in SIGINT circles, or so is my understanding.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA! “List of people under Five Eyes surveillance”? Oh, @Wikipedia! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_p… (P.S. FBI and MI5 ain’t FVEY agencies.)

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@oberonsghost I was pondering that, and I think swing is the way to go.

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earleyedition Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull bit.ly/2nPXoGd

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ellinghausen Parliament Drive, ACT 2600 pic.twitter.com/3AJurF7Fks

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@jpwarren Did I ever say “Sharon Osborne” to you?

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KFaulders “So far I think I’m batting about 100%,” Trump says.

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ericgarland 2017: That year a kinda slow news day is when you reveal the president’s former campaign chair laundered $1 million in Russian money.

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@SMinney Nah, I don’t know the species well enough. That said, I think I’ve seen these at markets.

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timdunlop A journalist arguing we shouldn’t worry about technological unemployment bc the govt will fix it. Lol.
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@rwerkh It’s a sketch column, you silly man.

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@dobes @riskybusiness Just take 15% of the fee and pass it on.

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@dobes I saw that. I will retweet it once I’ve read it. I will also accept this challenge.

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Wed plan: Head to Katoomba for food (soon); edit some words, in the library, with a knife; maybe some shopping.

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@alexkidman Well obviously you would know, that goes without saying.

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abillion_ebooks Just got a warning about possum urine on our desks, which is pretty pathetic really

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@R_Chirgwin For bonus points, work in a “Red Dwarf” reference.

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I should turn this into a meme, but I can’t be bothered. Can someone please stick the relevant logo / title card ty..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2y

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lenoretaylor London ‘cheaper than Sydney or Melbourne’ after pound’s Brexit plunge theguardian.com/money/2017/mar…

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@DDsD It’s also on the streaming services, so I’m guessing some people might get the reference.

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Does anyone even remember what Tribbles were?

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“Star Trek” original series, episode 18C, “The Trouble with Trumbles” pic.twitter.com/4I58JmKP15

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sallyrugg This is a real screenshot of @TurnbullMalcolm FB livestream from this afternoon. I know it looks like I am kidding,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1Y

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eclecticbrotha The emotional arc of Trump supporters summed up in one gif. pic.twitter.com/Nus7meYGsF

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MagicRealismBot A software developer discovers that everything is secretly being manipulated by a huge ostrich.

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start (almost done); food and errand, Katoomba; edit some words, in the library, with a knife; quiet evening.

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I grew up on a dairy farm, and have sort-of tracked the new tech as it came in. This is awesome. Ping..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aI

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Folks forget that farm machine automation is way ahead of on-road stuff because 1. less safety regulation 2. produc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8s

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I will not go down the farm machine automation rabbit-hole. I will not go down the farm machine automation rabbit-hole.

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Hey @dobes, it looks like we now face Tractorgeddon. twitter.com/gte/status/844…

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@rovingrob Well I guess they know their audience.

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GreenJ waiting for Queanbeyan to pay for it. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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SirSandGoblin This is now a thing in Cardiff. Yet some people claim Wales is ready for independence. pic.twitter.com/pJYdXZYgFB

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benpobjie We should also bolster our hospitals with a few doctors who don’t have medical backgrounds twitter.com/jbouie/status/…

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This morning’s slow start has helped. Soon I’ll put together a plan, which may well involve going to Katoomba to work for the afternoon.

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Alice_Adams It’s the final quote that really makes this whole article pic.twitter.com/JkXCMIhE4Y

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DDsD Turns out the legislation doesn’t define “parked” very well at all. Not surprising minister was confused…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vW

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dobes Migrants to be sent away from metro areas to ease house prices.

Anyone asked the One Nation-voting parts what they..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JS

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MarkDiStef Running tally of reasons cited for overhauling 18C:

- Cartoonists
- Students on Facebook
- Queensland seats
- Memory of Anzacs

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BuzzFeedOzPol When the PM’s at daycare and you haven’t even had your first bottle yet pic.twitter.com/AfPtBc0k9W

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gte What could possibly go wrong with running Ukrainian cracked firmware on the tractors that help feed America? twitter.com/josephfcox/sta…

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leonardocarella Gotta love the Daily Mail. pic.twitter.com/MVIQ1GChcz

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myriamrobin Because terrorists are smart enough to craft secret electronic explosives but too dumb to take a connecting flight skynews.com.au/news/top-stori…

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@nephstar I do that sometimes. Every morning I check before doing that first tweet.

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“Donald Trump ‘records morning shows he misses so he can watch them before bed’” independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

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@TrainsInfo @nswpolice I’ve already had informal discussions along these lines re people talking in quiet carriages. Thanks for your advice.

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Personally I’d also hire a couple of snipers for a week or two to reinforce the message. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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TrainsInfo Let’s see if other customers agree with you @ruggo. Dear Customers, please hit ‘RT’ or ‘💙’ if you agree. twitter.com/ruggo/status/8…

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zackster Trumble’s 18c policy lasted almost an hour or two, is that a new personal best?

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TJ_Knight Patrick Stewart in drag is Kellyanne Conway. pic.twitter.com/bZoxkx9zGp

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No that’s not how it goes at all. You’re thinking of Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”. Molly didn’t do that one. twitter.com/gordonkerry/st…

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jeffsonstein hmmm, might not have been a bad idea..twitter.com/may_gun/status…Ca

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As was Supernaut’s “I Like It Both Ways”. twitter.com/robbie_buck/st…

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DocEvatt “Alright Cobbers remember why we’re doing this, for The Australian and the IPA!” twitter.com/mpesce/status/…

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Striking. But isn’t shading the future side, making it look like increasing divergence, misleading? twitter.com/FiveThirtyEigh…

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Wednesday. The beast hesitate, before it turns and lumbers back down the ramp. Wednesday.

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