Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 23rd, 2017

Yeah I’ll be wanting to kill people fairly shortly. Like, even more than usual.

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jrhennessy “What level of Adelaide are you on”
“Like maybe five or six”
“You are like a little baby - watch this” pic.twitter.com/qzZvR6Ilsh

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Hey @TrainLinkWest I think the aircon in car 8119 needs some work. It’s a bit loud. pic.twitter.com/nTU2QvdcrF

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Note to self: Do some laundry tomorrow or the weekend will be grim.

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Are you sure it’s not white and gold? twitter.com/capey/status/8…

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@smidgey @glengyron I know. Something should be done about that.

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@smidgey @glengyron Well this was a closed-door discussion of foreign policy issues.

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@smidgey @glengyron Fair point. I was at a Chatham House Rule event with Alexander Downer and I changed my view of him.

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@mpesce Oh. Did you also see the bus filter that shows you only the ones with on-board wi-fi?

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@dfpiii @warisboring Now that you say it, yes, one does have to admire the long view at work there.

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@mpesce Meh. Turn on all the buses and watch your computer turn to sludge. But yeah, awesome work by @jxeeno.

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formalbeer I’m literally thousands of times more likely to die from a Bogan king hit on a bus than from some beardy forren you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mx

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“Liberals in crisis: the search for a unifying leader” by @BernardKeane and @joshgnosis is rather spot on. crikey.com.au/2017/03/23/lib…

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@mpesce @jxeeno Note also that the second T button turns on freight services. See also signal-passing times logged.

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@essjayeff I don’t know what that means but I take it that this is a sub-optimal outcome.

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@carolduncan @cathywilcox1 @Colvinius @Hippopeteamus @marrowing Pre-mixed cocktails. Sorry, CRAFT cocktails. In jars. That you shake & open.

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@NuclearAnthro It’s likely to be something I’d eaten and posted in the past.

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“It’s sort of a grapefruit shade of apricotty salmon,” apparently. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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I still don’t get the shoshages thing. I have literally no idea what the fuck that’s about.

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@developerjack No, but I reckon I could work them up with that in mind.

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I’ve decided to stay in the corner for a while, have some suitable comfort food soon, and then see what happens.

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@JonoH I’m just having the usual brew from our hometown. Nothing exciting.

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@munin Well, he’s now a “special assistant” in your Treasury department, so have fun!

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@munin I’m glad you’ve gone straight to the key issue here.

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“Trump Just Hired an Ignorant Paranoiac Who Invented a Special Bow for the Apocalypse”, a fine @warisboring hed. warisboring.com/trump-just-hir…

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I think I’ll just have another beer until I can decide.

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Wondering which temptation I should submit to.

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reillystyley “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a bot delivering pizza to a human face — forever.”
2016 Claire’s takes: Hotter than pepperoni

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@dobes That’s the case with so many things…

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In the corner.

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Now, an errand near Town Hall, then probably work in the corner for a bit. Probably.

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Lloose in Woolloomooloose, as planned. Also, what a lovely lunch.

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In the Woolloomooloo, as planned.

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Laughing certain Antler-related twattery.

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STAGE THREE ANTLERING COMPLETE. ALL ANTLERING COMPLETE. TOTALLY ANTLERED.

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Michtull I don’t like attacks on public broadcasting. Nor having “Eric Abetz” & “fetish” in the same sentence… twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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B_Meson Finally got data on stop and frisk in Chicago. Noticed a pattern as soon as we opened the file… 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/pl5GqcCYZt

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Antlering stage 2 complete. I have been Antlered in all the places. Only stage 3 remains.

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_tessr someone needs to tell silicon valley what “work-life balance” means pic.twitter.com/H8Cm9eao9f

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So what you’re saying, @glengyron, is that the Giant Neon Vagina is actually The Light. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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No, wait, I’m not tweeting about the thing.

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kels_316 Yes, it is a new phenomenon that any person may commit a crime. I can see why this person is a professor at a unive..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zu

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I think they’re trying to hypnotise me using the Giant Neon Vagina. twitter.com/BundyB/status/…

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No-one has mentioned ebola yet but maybe they plan to break it to me gently.

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dotpem NERDS: Statistics is pretty cool guys ok
WORLD: whatever
NERDS: :(

NERDS: it’s called Machine Learning now
WORLD: OMG MUST HAVE IMMEDIATELY

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The Antlering is being done in a few stages today. One of three stages completed.

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A: “Hi, you should be next, but I have to do one thing.”

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@franksting @rhysam Chris Hill of Albury is a regular fixture.

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Antlertime plus 18 minutes and I’m on!

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Yeah look I said this sort of thing once and look where that got us. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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I’m pretty sure today is the day they confirm I have ebola.

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Oh well, I’m sure the nurse will be able to help me in some way.

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Also, sweating. Why didn’t someone mention that Sydney is humid today.

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I have been reliably informed that the Man Near the Antlers is doing well today, and I’m next. Currently Antlertime plus seven minutes.

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Approaching the Place Where There Are Antlers.

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@EnviroVic Your parrot is just stupid, I reckon.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that there are secret lasers at the entrance to every railway station that burn out people’s peripheral vision.

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Arriving at Sydney Central station. instagram.com/p/BR9esfTg_on/

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Anyway, Oz’s most mysterious bird is Jeanne Little.

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Pro Tip: That’s not nighttime. You can’t fool us, you fraudsters. twitter.com/EnviroVic/stat…

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@jxeeno Cool. I see the word “alpha” and am very impressed with what you’ve done so far.

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I see that Anytrip also runs on my iPhone. It runs like a wet sheep, but it runs. pic.twitter.com/u8PJqHNhNj

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thegrugq_ebooks what are your plans for after the American Nazis won the civil war you prophesied.

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@michaelmeloni And if you want your computer to grind to a halt, turn on all the buses.

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@druey We must’ve, but I wasn’t watching. I see 8938 is already at Mt Druitt so that’s the end of that problem. Tho now we’re 20 mins late.

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Dear Sydney Transport Nerds, herewith @jxeeno’s live map of every single vehicle all at once…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xq

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@NewtonMark Ta, already on my list for today. I was going to do it while on the but I’ve been too busy complaining.

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@druey Nope, it’s just hitting Penrith now. Is there the length to stash a container run there, or are we stuck to St Marys?

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@druey Ah, I have indeed seen that before. Great work by @jxeeno. I didn’t realise it had freight runs as well. Cool.

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Leaving Springwood, the guard says: “Good morning, this is your excruciating late service to Central thanks to a broken down freight train.”

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@druey The feed on the apps says it was broken earlier. It’s just slow now. I think. The guard called it “broken”.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin @purserj I’ll have you know I am the absolute model of modern moderation.

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I propose a new range of cologne with a modern touch. Like… say… quinoa and blue cheese. Or heritage tomato and wet labradoodle.

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Why does deodorant want to make you smell like flowers (for women) or pine trees (for men) and other such bullshit?

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BernardKeane is this a new Peak Guardian? twitter.com/SoMuchGuardian…

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Idealaw wait..what? pic.twitter.com/sI2miZBLPe

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@druey Excellent. Now get those fragile snowflake freight trains out of the way!

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@joneaves Yes I just happened to have a sulphur-crested cockatoo handy.

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I do love sulphur-crested cockatoos. They’re smart and playful. But fuck they’re also such arsehat troll birds.

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iwriterealgood For being gay my Republican church ousted me. Shunned by relatives. Sent to therapy. Denied job. Told I’m worthless..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zI

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Also, the guard is being honest and calling it “that broken freight train”, not a train with “mechanical issues”. Gold star for him!

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The guard has told us that if everybody is patient then we all get a gold star. Thank you, @TrainLinkWest!

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We’ve just been told we’ll be waiting at Lawson for ten minutes to let the freight train get further ahead…

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Reminds me of when a guy put moss into the planter boxes on his balcony. Lasted ten minutes before currawongs stole it for their nest.

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Hah! Someone’s added a lovely new awning to their house, which about 30 sulphur-crested cockatoos are now systematically destroying.

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Thu plan: 0924 train to Sydney (late!); various tasks en route; 1145 medico; 1330 lunch meeting, Woolloomooloo; remainder TBA.

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Banksia, species 645 of 7442. (Well, there’s a lot, anyway.) pic.twitter.com/gBMv2ABZ4W

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jdub Every morning I am cruelly reminded that Steve Jobs is dead. instagram.com/p/BR9NaBGjO0R/ pic.twitter.com/3DJoYjL2GE

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@chessiers @HistoryHit There’s a thought. The interesting word there for me is “licensed”. Anyway, I did linguistics not history.

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@joelpmichael Indeed. If nothing else, The Google will start complaining soon too.

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@pingudownunder Nah, I don’t think so. It seems to be lifted from this intro video, but the typography is wrong.

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@joelpmichael Ah I meant to fix that last night. I can’t do auto-renew ‘cos it’s in a shared-hosting thing and I don’t have root.

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Really? What about Gropecunt Lane? There was one of them in several cities. twitter.com/HistoryHit/sta…

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@munin Since I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’m guessing my answer should be “No”.

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If I wrote thinkpieces I’d give you all something to fuckin’ think about, that’s for sure.

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But by Christ I want to tell certain Prime Ministers of Australia to get a fucking grip.

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Talking about the media about the thing is still talking about the thing, isn’t it. Yes it is. So I’ll leave that for the next podcast too.

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anthonyha Going to copy-paste this every time someone complains I didn’t give them a super-detailed explanation abt why I did..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…L0

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Noahpinion I swear to God, the sight of people with deadly diseases crowdfunding their health care is the most dystopian thing about America right now.

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kennwhite Reason #4672 why security people are grouchy…
pic.twitter.com/V7MAKDsbg0

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“Heartbreaking: This Man Has To Live His Entire Life As Andrew” clickhole.com/article/heartb… pic.twitter.com/KFtW3lZHPa

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swagalini soz but this is how every tube journey ever looks. stop sensationalising pic.twitter.com/paKJ9bpatT

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glengyron Alexander Downer liaising with Boris Johnson on the safety of Australian citizens in London. Just think about that for a moment.

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liamvhogan It’s a reliable phenomenon: a tech whiz comes up with a fancy hard-to-move caravan and thinks he’s invented somethi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bD

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Oh yes that’s right, there was whiskey.

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BernardKeane Unintentionally funniest tweet of the day twitter.com/WLTaskForce/st…

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@edhusicMP was very much in whinge mode as he lectured on Coalition shortfalls”, writes Stuart Kennedy. Of dear. innovationaus.com/2017/03/Labors…

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“Public sector ICT is raining money”, writes @888riley about Australia. innovationaus.com/articles/858/P…

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If I had a bar or cafe down there I’d call it The Philosophy Department. twitter.com/rebel/status/8…

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That mnemonic doesn’t work for Wollongong though, so the mnemonic for that is that Wollongong is wrong.

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There’s an easy mnemonic for Woolloomooloo. Sheep dunny cow dunny. Wool-loo-moo-loo.

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Interesting. The macOS dictionary has two spelling for Woolloomooloo, both of them wrong. pic.twitter.com/viIazAWuHc

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Thu plan draft: 0924 train to Sydney; editing en route; 1145 medico; 1330 lunch meeting, Woolloomooloo; remainder TBA.

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@PeteLawler @abcnews Feel free, but I’ve said what needed to be said, and more.

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NewtonMark Those old people just need to work harder. Fewer coffees. Stay away from the smashed avo. Lower their expectations. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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I am reading your replies to that, but I won’t be commenting on them. Maybe I’ll do that in a podcast or something.

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That’s the start and the end of me talking about the thing. I refuse to have my head filled with, my life ruled by, things being done.

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Oh. A thing has happened. That means people will be going on and on and on about the thing. Which is exactly what the thing-doer wanted.

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It appears that last night I had feelings about Gerry Harvey. I stand by then.

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Thursday. If it doesn’t have wheels then you need to build another one. Thursday.

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I should probably go away now. And I shall.

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@pascalg15 @bunjaree Well @R_Chirgwin is more the full bottle on that than I am, but yeah, it’s nice to be off-grid.

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@skwashd I’m all for more dick on @abcnews. Wait, what?

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@skwashd @abcnews Jesus Christ no. How about someone from THIS century. I know the ABC audience is 70+ but even so.

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@pascalg15 Hey well if you want to pop in to @bunjaree when I’m here, or proprietor @R_Chirgwin is, we’re happy to show you the property.

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Go Harvey Norman Go.

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@skwashd I’m just angry that @abcnews and others take the utterly lazy approach of going to Gerry Harvey for comment, as if he’s important.

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@skwashd @abcnews Well exactly. Though Harvey makes more money out of the finance contracts than the goods bought.

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Since I’m still going, @abcnews, one question to ask is why AU retailers are so systemically vulnerable to a foreig..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nd

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It was an “Amazon is coming and Australian retail is doomed” yarn, @skwashd @abcnews. As if retail = a few loud-mouth box-movers.

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OK, I think I’ve made my position clear.

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But yeah, @abcnews, crossing to Gerry Fucking Harvey for comment? You might as well put up a sign, “I have no self-respect whatsoever.”

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I’ll regret saying this, @abcnews, but maybe even talk to Ruslan @Kogan every now and then?

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But Christ, Gerry Harvey is such a useless cunt. Stop putting him on people’s televisions because he’s fuckin’ clueless. Right, @abcnews?

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Anyway I’m back at @bunjaree now and 100% sober.

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Honestly, @abcnews, asking Gerry Harvey, a man who’s done fuck all to modernise his businesses for 20 years? Let the useless cunt die.

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Seriously, @abcnews, it’s like when news org lazily went to Bruce Ruxton about veterans issues because he was a cheap soundbite. Grow up.

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