Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 28th, 2017

I’ve had quite enough of Tuesday. If you can find a use for it, it’s all yours.

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Histreepix The Daily Mail’s “Legs-it” Reigning Champion, 1939-2017. London, 2017. pic.twitter.com/6XIV0guB6c

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XHNews World’s largest shiplift starts smooth operation at Yangtze River’s Three Gorges Dam in China’s Hubei..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Zi

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Histreepix Since 2013, Karen Gillan has toured UK prisons explaining the plots of Doctor Who episodes each inmate has missed. pic.twitter.com/TEoweYTf3W

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Histreepix The last known survivor of The Bowling Green Massacre. (Photo: thanks to the Kellyanne Conway Archive.) 2011. pic.twitter.com/BIXka2W79n

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rharris334 They scrapped the pension in 2004. You may as well have a petition that says “make Leyonhjelm promise to never play..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Kb

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Interesting speculation. “Not as shit as many others.” twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…

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I particularly like that profit-to-earnings ratio. It’s got success written all ov… wait, what? Oh yeah, it’s “-“. Excellent.

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“Jack Dorsey brushes off calls to step down as CEO, says will do ‘whatever it takes’ for Twitter, Square to succeed” cnbc.com/2017/03/28/jac…

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In further cryptography news, a bus driver says that the little lock on her teenage diary should be enough for anyone who’s not a terrorist.

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Ah right. Mr Dorsey is basically saying whatever shit comes into his head and the UK media is rebleating it because..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lJ

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“Twitter boss Jack Dorsey: There is a ‘middle ground’ in encryption row,” and also elves and shit. news.sky.com/story/twitter-…

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I can understand why you wouldn’t want that one out today too, @agdgovau.

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So yeah @agdgovau that email RECALL thing only works on your internal Exchange systems. We all have that wrong press release now.

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snurb_dot_info Mind you - most clown cars actually _work_, so surely that would be an improvement from where the GOP is now.

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boucherhayes I don’t know who retrieved this, but well done.

Jan 1st 1973 pic.twitter.com/uwYbawhdnp

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pixelatedboat Exciting news! HBO hired me to write True Detective season 3. Working on my first script right now: pic.twitter.com/5VbBCKLZ3W

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WhitefordPeter Age (plus DVA) pension spending in perspective pic.twitter.com/NTU13qUTJ5

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mathaiaus *nods sagely whilst stroking chin* pic.twitter.com/8dbfgkFEOx

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mymillshake if you die in canberra you respawn at the last roundabout you went through

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johnmcternan Best. Correction. Ever. twitter.com/malidaily/stat…

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thatwearwolf It’s just like that time a brony told me that rebooting Ghostbusters ruined his childhood then posted sexy MLP drawings he’d done.

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thatwearwolf I am loving the level of rage on in my FB feed about the new Legoland not letting in adults without children. Living for this shit.

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@DavidFeng Thank you. Now enjoy your trip back to Beijing, and I’ll potter thru some things here.

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andrewsholl And lo, The Rise & Rise of Michael Rimmer comes to pass
@PrivateEyeNews twitter.com/adamsherwin10/…

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@DavidFeng Stop that. Anyway, you know that traveling faster than a horse can gallop will cause your blood to boil.

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Nick_Pettigrew If you want a picture of Brexit, imagine people like this, forever.
kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news… pic.twitter.com/KrHIjwf0C3

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@DavidFeng Well all that is wonderful, but it’s already 1930 AEDT and I’m slightly unwell so I’m skipping your return journey.

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@DavidFeng Are you going to troll me all the way back to Beijing?

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@DavidFeng @glengyron @TrainLinkWest This is true. BTW, Wikipedia says there’s 5,470 station, not the figure you cited. What am I missing?

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@glengyron @TrainLinkWest I’m travelling on them vicariously through @DavidFeng. Meanwhile we get stuck behind broken freight trains.

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NewtonMark Everyone gets cuts, it’s perfectly fair. Poor people get pay cuts, rich people get tax cuts. What do you have against cuts?

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DavidFeng Parting shot from the city of Wuhan. Closer to Beijing as of 16 April 2017 thanks to new, optimised timetables. ;-) pic.twitter.com/D5598TA3T5

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@DavidFeng Oh may Good Fortune go with you. I’ll be following along.

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Hey @TrainLinkWest I think you need to look at this and reflect. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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NewtonMark Parramatta Road with trackless trams:
🏢🚌🚌🚌🚦🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌
🏢🚙🚗🚛🚦🚌🚌🚕🚗🚓🚌🚌🚜
🏛🚌🚚🚜🚦 🚧🚗🚙🚌🚛🏎🚚

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@DavidFeng That’s a seriously ambitious target.

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CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/w8srXsNVb1

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I’ve come to the conclusion that @DavidFeng is basically insane. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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johnmcternan SPOILER: 100% of Chris is no longer an MP twitter.com/ChriswMP/statu…

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edent File under “Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Families.” pic.twitter.com/3vGIQ0ursF

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jakevdp I really hit the internet’s generational sweet-spot: I benefit daily from social media, but no record exists of my high school ska band.

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cwharlow Is Dick Cheney a mutant cicada? He emerges every 15 or so years and chirps for war

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swearyanthony Twitter’s ad algorithm is so good pic.twitter.com/FsglPNXJmR

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BennettArron In case you missed it, here it is again - my new joke.
“I entered the Dark Side Competition. I came Sith”
Thank you.

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“How we made the typeface Comic Sans” theguardian.com/artanddesign/2…

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JoshButler OK so Mal Roberts criticises @BetootaAdvocate for their story on Pauline Hanson which makes fun of her vaccine ‘do..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j3

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TheRealBuzz I haven’t worn this jacket since I returned from the moon almost 48 years ago. Still fits! pic.twitter.com/njtDEhDj9v

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“This is the dishwasher with an unsecured web server we deserve”, wrote @dobes on Monday. zdnet.com/article/this-i…

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“… refused permission to drop a piano from the Tower as part of a community workshop to explore how sound travelsen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfron_T…Ex

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How could the combination of Mark Latham, Rowan Dean and Ross Cameron possibly sound like this? Totally unpossible…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ke

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TristanEdis Those worried that SA blackouts all about wind farms should read AEMO’s report on a SA blackout near miss on 3 Marc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cl

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alexbrucesmith wonderful stuff pic.twitter.com/SBRhLPgvRZ

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Johnny_Strategy Seibu Railway has a series of ukiyo-e inspired manner posters. pic.twitter.com/O5xvnzA8r1

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staffo_sez This is a fabulous shot of a Brown Goshawk and I needed it twitter.com/EMUJournal/sta…

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@daviottenheimer @catherinebouris I also love the period working in that quote. Thank you.

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Premier Gladys Berejiklian has a strange concept of love. pic.twitter.com/8iD9SBflNl

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By who, @steph_dalzell? Who did this dubbing? I want a name. I’ll take it from there. [Fetches mallet.] pic.twitter.com/ZVnwsbDJGk

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Folks, it’s just a brainfart from Sydney’s Inner West Council. How many of them ever turn into anything?

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firstdogonmoon don’t @ me about the tram which is actually a bus either i am too cross i don’t even care what i think about it let alone anyone else

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catherinebouris Yet again the Clintons refuse to answer my question of ‘why is Arkansas pronounced the way it is but Kansas isn’t’

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@dobes That must be where Lindy Chamberlain went wrong.

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stephenkb I hope adults don’t vote, otherwise this could be a problem later down the line. twitter.com/keiranpedley/s…

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jonkudelka I for one welcome Sydney’s new flying trams. Game over, Melbourne.

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You can’t put buses in tents, @dobes.

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GreenJ elaborate mixed metaphor alert … twitter.com/abcnewsSydney/…

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DaneJoey I found this genius book in the kids’ library. Someone doesn’t know how to shelve. Or we’re descended from the Adda..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YT

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@KarlskiB One is the diminutive of the other, I believe.

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I do like how Olya ends every single sentence with at least one exclamation point. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@munin @TakedownMRAs I’ve no idea how we’re managing to survive in this dystopian future.

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TraceySpicer The older sister of @JulieBishopMP warns Walkerville Council could be overrun by “housewives” who have “never done..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…23

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TakedownMRAs MRAs are mad that Amazon’s Alexa thinks inequality is a bad thing. pic.twitter.com/DYvc3dOj5D

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“I verry love sea! I like listen music and watch movies!” pic.twitter.com/uX08u8CPSG

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20committee Today, several members of Team Trump realized they’re in the FBI’s cross-hairs & in bed with a regime that kills those it no longer needs.

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sharnatweets I sincerely hope someone told Adam & Micaela that this was a terrible idea… pic.twitter.com/X9aCybKymw

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@JonoH @DavidFeng Cool. There’s just so many places I’d like to visit. Sigh.

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Actually, maybe “tripping turbines” is the next stage above “tripping balls”. twitter.com/awelder/status…

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@DavidFeng OK, there’s nothing that can even remotely match that in Australia.

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus I’m certainly interested in that too. Architecture being symbols, and all that.

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awelder @NewtonMark I think “tripping turbines!” should be one of those exclamations used from now on in superhero movies/cartoons @CUhlmann

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@DavidFeng You’ve started speaking on behalf of the PRC government now, have you?

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@DavidFeng @JonoH Right. I definitely need to scam my wa… I mean, organise a month or so in China.

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@DavidFeng And like that shot of Wuhan station, they’re being designed as the centre of large-scale civiv architecture. Wow.

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@DavidFeng The creation of new cities around the HSR hubs will be like the great rail junctions of UK and US, except on a vast scale.

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@DavidFeng I’m guessing all those in-between stations are also intended to be the core of new cities?

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@GreenJ Has that bird impacted on your window?

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BOM_Qld making landfall as seen on and radars. Cyclone eye visible crossing near . pic.twitter.com/Oec5APvc75

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“Impact” IS a verb, @GreenJ, and has been since the 1600s, or so says the OED. See also the Recency Illusion…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rn

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@DavidFeng Gotcha. At first I thought you meant over by the freeway, but now I see the right of way that’s been reserved.

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Anyway, I’ve found you again, @DavidFeng. The train at the bottom shows the scale. goo.gl/maps/cZfYMFo1j… pic.twitter.com/RKiwxpU1Ec

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@DavidFeng Ah! Searching on Google Maps for Xicheng East station took me to Xicheng in Beijing.

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Can someone help is here? AUSCATTLE in Central China? twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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I was going to ask “Where’s this in relation to the Yellow River”, but I’ve figured it out. goo.gl/maps/X3gq2rLZ5…..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…IV

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@DavidFeng No, that last station was centred on Zhengzhou East Railway Station West Square 郑州东站西广场.

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@DavidFeng I’ll check. I was distracted a bit. But now I’m confused ‘cos for some reason Google Maps had re-centred my view onto Beijing.

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I’m starting to understand why these railway stations are so huge. @DavidFeng pic.twitter.com/5uFxC0dyzI

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@goDylanMorgan @tommartens68 @rimmanehme Also, consider the rhetorical technique “hyperbole”. But I’ll leave it there.

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@goDylanMorgan @tommartens68 @rimmanehme Perhaps you’re not aware of how I write about anyone I think is committing arsehattery.

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@goDylanMorgan @tommartens68 @rimmanehme As an American you may be reading more angst than is there. But I’m passionate re misinformation.

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@goDylanMorgan @tommartens68 @rimmanehme Ah wait. Let me clarify. I’m an Australian, speaking Australian. That’s just directness.

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@goDylanMorgan @tommartens68 @rimmanehme I don’t follow. Forcing a conceptual framework into a periodic table or an Underground map is wank.

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Wow. goo.gl/maps/LAvUhmdF8… @DavidFeng (Also, I remembered I can turn off the labels for a better image.) pic.twitter.com/YgS3OwfKGz

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anguslivingston a good hill to die on is “windfarms caused the SA blackout”

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@DavidFeng I assume you’ve already gone through Xinxiang?

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This is a magnificently Chinese landscape. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@dobes Oh. @PatConroy1 has not threaded them. Stand by.

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Also, read these three tweets. Then shake your head. twitter.com/PatConroy1/sta…

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Lively and nimble!

OK, maybe not. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@DavidFeng Apparently, and I dunno if you’ve noticed this, but there are more people in China than in all of Australia.

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snurb_dot_info It always surprises me how unevenly verified accounts are distributed across the Australian Twittersphere network… pic.twitter.com/gkr2RXixIt

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lukehopewell Lots to unpack here twitter.com/rottoturbine/s…

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Bah, @DavidFeng. But what I do like is the sense of grandeur with these new stations. goo.gl/maps/UxpnME1yk… pic.twitter.com/VQSJg0YIBd

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joshgnosis 18C debate expected to take up most of the day in the Senate today. 20 speakers listed, starting at 12:30.

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@DavidFeng Ah, there you are. I was looking in the wrong part of town, at the old station. goo.gl/maps/5oUxiE7K8… pic.twitter.com/hozn15kdgR

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Good This Taste Tofu Pudding Fish! And it’s handy to the railway station. goo.gl/maps/3wMWfyfLV… pic.twitter.com/LdJtuE3Mby

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@DavidFeng This I would very much like to see.

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I continue to be fascinated by Google Maps’ choice of landmarks. Meile Karaoke. Common People Pharmacy…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…O1

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@DavidFeng Anyang, eh? Roughly 80km? So at your speed maybe 15 to 20 minutes.

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@paulkidd Yeah I think @DavidFeng might be Asian. He says he’s Swiss, but he ain’t foolin’ anyone.

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China, a country as large as Australia, but with actual stuff in it.

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Following @DavidFeng’s rail journey today makes me realise how little I know about China. goo.gl/maps/dKDEsNWpF… pic.twitter.com/3dI4BcOJCS

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@DavidFeng It’s now all about the dumplings and the rural credit cooperatives. goo.gl/maps/wfge7VThT… pic.twitter.com/PWvSXJac0C

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@DavidFeng I alsojust remembered you’re travelling at 300m/h so I need to scroll south faster.

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I know Chinese culture is all about the food, @DavidFeng, but Google Maps seems to be obsessed..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qk

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@DavidFeng No worries. Google Maps’ route lines are a bit wobbly anyway. pic.twitter.com/VP9M7pDy9A

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@DavidFeng I have no idea what miles are any more, but the internet tells me that’s 300km/h.

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@DavidFeng You are so going to end up in the back of a van. Shall we drop @CliveFPalmer @TrainLinkWest @chilternrailway from this now?

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@DavidFeng @CliveFPalmer @TrainLinkWest @chilternrailway Yeah nah. His rhymes, while lively and nimble, aren’t suitable for the public.

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@DavidFeng @CliveFPalmer @TrainLinkWest @chilternrailway Now I’m thinking of having a community-based adopt-a-station program.

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@TawarRazaghi I quite enjoyed the frisson of confusion, but then that’s me.

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Ideally, if you’re trying to write fresh news copy, you’d do neither. Also, rain doesn’t have to lash, winds don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ga

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This is quite classy. Maybe Australian railway stations could display some of @CliveFPalmer’s poetry. Good idea,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lA

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You can probably imagine what I thought this tweet meant until I scrolled back. twitter.com/TawarRazaghi/s…

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@DavidFeng I was going to livetweet my Sydney-Canberra run the other week but was distracted. I’ll have to do a different run soon.

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Tue plan, supplemental: New Moon is in a little over three hours, at 1357 AEDT.

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Tue plan, draft: Because it’s an Annoying Side Effects day, it will be a gentle one, punctuated with a brief ceremony for the New Moon.

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@darrenpauli @ABCmediawatch On last night’s show? I’ll have a shortly.

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CosN0 No masters, no states, no zoos. Waddle on comrades, waddle on. twitter.com/metrouk/status…

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I’ve just noticed that automangle has substantially altered the meaning of my tweet. But hey I’ll go with it. @SenatorLudlam @DavidParis

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I look forward to the next TV report on new gas turbine.

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That school of TV journalism which imagines viewers can’t understand something unless someone’s standing in it tell..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Go

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I approve of Sweaty @SenatorLudlam. Mind you, I haven’t listened to this yet. twitter.com/DavidParis/sta…

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intrepidfear Ch7 reporters “waiting to see what Debbie does”. Dallas. She does Dallas.

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@ResignInShame I started to, but the version I saw had some bullshit music added so I dumped it.

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This is from an hour ago, maybe bit more. twitter.com/BOM_Qld/status…

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kenli729 Because it hasn’t suffered enough abuse. twitter.com/reuterstech/st…

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sophbenj If you drove from one side of the cyclone to the other, it’d take longer than the drive from Melb to Syd. You would..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QV

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“Australian dies in Bali after drinking 27 vodka shots” in three hours. ab.co/2n8Snqr

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“Tax Office heard ‘whispers’ Brandis could step into deal to carve up Bell Group” ab.co/2o3mvsh pic.twitter.com/3qB5V73SUl

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Brocklesnitch GAY WOMAN DEMANDS BAKERY BAKE HER A CAKE, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARRIAGE EQUALITY, SHE JUST WANTS A CAKE SOON

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@paulkidd I suspect there would be differences. The height, possibly.

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@paulkidd Old pooves like you would think that.

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It appears that I also made a modest proposal.

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I notice that I expressed an opinion last night. I stand by it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tuesday. It has hooves. Hooves, I tell you! HOOVES! And short fur. Tuesday.

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