Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 30th, 2017

I’m going away now, because I want to turn off the lights and think about the Attorney-General.

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My guess is Telstra continues to ship its modems with something.138 as its LAN address, and that clashed with the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5k

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GordyPls You know what’d be better to feed them with? *holds mic out to crowd* twitter.com/LMARTI/status/…

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@mattcdef2000 @auxesis @paulkidd @R_Chirgwin All makes sense. Ta. Will cross-check the dates some time.

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@DavidFeng I’ve not been to EU or even the east coast of the US.

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@DavidFeng Oh the weirdnesses are things like gaining brown skin or whatever. Anyone can always be turned back for random reasons.

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@DavidFeng It basically means I can come and go as I please, other weird restrictions permitting.

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@DavidFeng It’s a B-1/B-2 multi-entry (business / leisure), five year validity, 6 months max per visit.

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@DavidFeng Dear @timesofindia, feel free to use my photo. No credit required.

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@DavidFeng @timesofindia Oh, I hadn’t spotted the date order, but yes, US documents generally use US date order. And say “US” prominently.

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@mattcdef2000 @auxesis Thanks to you both. It seems the “64” in the filenames is 1964”, tho a “No. 64” is possible. @paulkidd @R_Chirgwin

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decryption lol @SpiritAirlines just sent me this email, I don’t think I was supposed to get it pic.twitter.com/R0XqqpkYR7

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@auxesis Ah, excellent work. I’ll cross-check that with the other info we’re getting, though, which suggests 1964. @paulkidd @R_Chirgwin

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@ResignInShame Thanks. After this morning’s debacle I accepted the offer of @R_Chirgwin spawn at the wheel.

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The has delivered me to Wentworth Falls, 12 minutes behind schedule. pic.twitter.com/qDlONoz1qB

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Omshadiddle At least Doris the water buffalo is loving what Debbie is serving up (from FB)
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riskybusiness So yeah. It’s pretty wet around here atm. twitter.com/qldfes/status/…

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How to judge any and every op-ed about 18C: Search it for the characters “18D’. If they exist, you many consider reading further.

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IainDale More of this nonsense from 10 on @LBC. twitter.com/mrjamesob/stat…

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dr_nic If anyone can locate the point Joe seems to be desperately hedging on in this luke warm take, gimme a shout. twitter.com/Joe_Hildebrand…

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@garthk Eh? Not me. There’s been at least two of the three in “extremely severe” nearly every time for the past few years.

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@ChrissieM @johnb78 Yes that is clearly the most worrying thing about that image. What socks would you have chosen?

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derridalicious Imo the only Q on citizen test needs to be: ‘do u leave the bus through the front door or the back door’ & anyone who says ‘front’ is denied

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@NuclearAnthro @johnb78 Sadly neglected to obtain all those details.

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@johnb78 Actually, it’s more than I know how to coax Google Images searches in high-yield directions.

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johnb78 for some reason whenever I read the name of Amazon’s head of logistics I imagine him wearing a Union Jack cape and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xZ

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@jxeeno Oh nice! They really such a richly useful visualisation technique.

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@paulkidd @R_Chirgwin So 1964 is starting to sound good.

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Meanwhile, here’s another plug for @jxeeno’s Anytrip live map. anytrip.com.au/map pic.twitter.com/WESQBzxZIy

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More on how to do railway timetable visualisations here. c82.net/blog/?id=66 @paulkidd @R_Chirgwin

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Oh wow, here’s a way to put passenger loads onto those diagrams. @paulkidd @R_Chirgwin pic.twitter.com/ir56dCSCeM

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@paulkidd @R_Chirgwin If I can date that BMT timetable I’ll do a timetable chart comparing them. Something like thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LH

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So @burnedyourtweet is the most glorious single-purpose machine in the history of history itself. twitter.com/burnedyourtwee…

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Is there a Sydney or NSW train nerd who can date this timetable for us? twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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Today, run W573 only stops Glenbrook, Blaxland, Springwood, Hazelbrook before Wentworth Falls. So fewer stops but slower. @paulkidd

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The Fish didn’t stop at Parramatta, or lowest mountains, but then stopped all Springwood to Mt Victoria..@paulkidddd

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Run 57, The Fish. I’m on that right now. Then 1715-1844 (89 mins), today 1721-1902 (101 mins), but a slightly diff..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…n1

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Independent Brexit will see 1,000 new laws passed into British law with no parliamentary scrutiny ind.pn/2mRBt4m

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If you are sick of Mark Latham washing over you, @semibogan @BuzzFeedNews @MarkDiStef, then you are sick of life.

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@joshgnosis I seriously don’t know how you do it.

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“Let Mark Latham’s Incredibly Passionate Speech About The Importance Of 18C Wash Over You” buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/…

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The German state broadcaster, ladies and gentlemen. twitter.com/dw_environment…

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Rashas_Mo The Windows Vista of Presidents pic.twitter.com/bFtdROmaD1

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Dealing with a boomer who can’t be arsed moving to make phone calls. I was polite.

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MagicRealismBot A monk discovers that stupidity does not exist, and is driven insane.

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aemeredith Join @OpenAustralia for a 3 month, paid, full-time internship and start transforming our democracy: openaustraliafoundation.org.au/2017/03/24/joi…

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@jonoabroad @bunjaree This was not my specific purpose for coming to Sydney, no.

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Nah I’ll decide now I think. I really should get going. Sigh.

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I must decide in the next 10 minutes.

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Actually, hmmm, I’ll need to get from the station back to @bunjaree, and it looks like it’ll still be raining up there in 2+ hours.

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jackshafer H.L. Mencken on “Huckleberry Finn,” Smart Set, February 1913, pic.twitter.com/iv2Wb5zKgY

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OK, since today has been a litany of poor decisions, I’ll make another one. I’ll have a second beer.

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prestontowers 1, 2, 3 and BOOM. pic.twitter.com/FGk49xvktj

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sarah_mcv CALLOUT: Looking for people who use benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium etc) w drugs &/or alcohol. Email: mcveigh.sarah@abc.net.au. Can be anon.

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Anna_Mazz In case anyone was wondering, my mentions are now 100% men arguing about whether it’s a Union Flag and whether it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gt

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@TrainLinkWest @developerjack I contend that there’s nothing you do there that can’t be done from the pub.

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bugwan I’ve triangulated the positions of the three top riders in the and determined that this offers no useful insi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…p4

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@madcatjo2point0 This is at the Palace Hotel, not to be confused with the Crystal Palace on Railway Square. $12 before 1700.

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@oberonsghost Alas. Unfortunately my time here today will be limited by people’s generosity today. I misjudged month’s end.

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@developerjack @TrainLinkWest Look this is completely straightforward. I am currently ay the Palace Hotel in Haymarket.

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@davispg I have been told of this wonder, but have yet to watch it.

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@TrainLinkWest Good afternoon, and thank you. I look forward to the 1721 W573 taking me back up the hill, assuming no-one buys me a drink.

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Don’t tell them about @Cyber_Roo’s special powers, Toby! twitter.com/TFeakin/status…

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@JonoH I’m here mostly just to grab food and recharge devices before the train ride back on the hill.

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@trentyarwood That’s bad? OK, but you should see what those guys have done in the past, and just the declassified stuff.

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@Viss Cisco, you say… well OK then.

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cxi The loser in the battle of the bands is always the audience.

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If I were, say, a nation-state SIGINT firm, I’d be setting up dozens of these through cut-out businesses. Perhaps t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OW

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They should get one of these over at Holt Street. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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srpeatling I have no idea what is going on in this @ellinghausen picture of @lukejgosling but, hey, dinosaurs. pic.twitter.com/cHYimqu38w

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smurray38 Look, admittedly, I have seen better juxtaposed posters …. pic.twitter.com/VgQVRYOcly

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Feel free to join me here, ‘cos otherwise that drink will be my last because reasons. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@ecocreative Oh sorry, yes, I see the typo now. Hang on.

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Well that’s won’t have taken long. twitter.com/ecocreative/st…

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oraltwjnk I’m watching this glass blowing video for my art appreciation class, and this old man has zero chill. I’m actually..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4a

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Entering The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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The casualties have been phenomenal. pic.twitter.com/aUIfNQpER9

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paulkidd Brad Norington, who apparently doesn’t know the difference between a Students Union and Uni Union, was on the UNSW..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KZ

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damienpbuckley Obviously wind turbines are to blame twitter.com/markbaileymp/s…

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No, PEOPLE reacted to Ronaldo’s bust. You just happened to read the reactions that were written down. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Oh no, mate, I’m there! I am so there! Ping @dobes. twitter.com/xntrik/status/…

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“Bronwyn Bishop rails against socialists while collecting a $250k pension from taxpayers” theage.com.au/federal-politi…

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karisyd We figured out over lunch how current will exponentially morph into super AI (AGI). Soon. Figure attached. pic.twitter.com/EuFGScaA7v

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jared_reed Rather startling claim by Reuters about how Sir Tim Barrow spent the morning before delivering the letter i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fv

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KJBar “Whilst I don’t have a lot of hair, any photo of a bald person is of someone else!” (and he has never met Eddie Obe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UG

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He should have heard the Warning Bell… pic.twitter.com/9EzSRYAdC5

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RealNickHodge Dear @Menulog Can I get my @auspost packages delivered to you? At least your team delivers to me no matter weather, time, size. No Cards.

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@dobes I exercise every morning.

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@dobes My cybers are fully functional at all times.

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jessmcguire Some journos really struggle w/the fine line that exists between supporting issues like AFLW/marriage equality, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…OM

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davedittell FACEBOOK: hey remember how you were engaged two years ago
ME: no thanks
FACEBOOK: your friend’s racist
ME: ugh
FACEBOOK: buy something bitch

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scott_thewspot Humble pie isn’t actually a real food. twitter.com/TIME/status/84…

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stusheridan Loving this new website

satview.bom.gov.au pic.twitter.com/VKRL1p0tMh

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BrisbaneAirport Grab the Airtrain 🚆to catch your flight today - public transport is free including trains to & from airport…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Y2

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jxeeno you get a coach, you get a coach, you get a coach - everybody gets a coach! ⛈ pic.twitter.com/bEG9ubrfeN

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This has indeed cheered me up. Thanks, @kcarruthers. Hey @dobes, we’re all wrapped up here now. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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@KetanJ0 That’s where they had to sacrifice a chicken to get the retros to work. Also, why does it have a dalek in it?

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Kate_McClymont Testicles unite: Once known as “Eddie’s left testicle”, Ian Macdonald is set to join his pal Obeid in jail smh.com.au/nsw/ian-macdon… via @smh

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“People are bad for not buying my things.” Yes, I’m sure that’s how a free market works. twitter.com/aus_business/s…

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qutlibrary @QUT will be closed today from 12 due to expected wild weather. Stay safe folks. pic.twitter.com/Za4T7xMd3u

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Nick Moir is Australia’s God of Cloud and Fire. twitter.com/nampix/status/…

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zen_jen Milton Rd at Sylvan Rd Toowong now impassable. if it’s flooded forget it. pic.twitter.com/xXccjkElr1

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MarkDiStef What a sign of the times. facebook.com/DavidSharazSBS… pic.twitter.com/kY58Kykbcb

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@ResignInShame Yeah, it’s our special day. I hope there’s a song.

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Yes. Let this be a warning to you all. twitter.com/baconbkk/statu…

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Ah so this is why today had decided to be so messed up. twitter.com/sophbenj/statu…

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KJBar “The information provided to the Department by Mrs Bishop was, in large part, lacking in any detail.” pic.twitter.com/LqPY3Qvk2I

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fourdarklines Barely made it home. Victoria/Northey, Victoria/Nicholas and Newmarket roads. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JL

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Some cunt has just Storify’d all that.

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No I’ve already d… I’ve heard that someone has already done thattwitter.com/jeamland/statu…E3

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Thu plan, further supplementary details: You can help fund my Coping Drinks at stilgherrian.com/tip/ because I’ve misjudged the calendar.

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Thu plan, important decision: I’m not whether to be angry and punch everyone in the face, or just curl up and cry.

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Thu plan, irony: The medical appointment is to deal with my massively increased stress levels lately. Boy, are we going to have fun today.

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Thu plan, redraft: 1224 train to Sydney, not the 1124, because arsehats; complain; 1430 medical appointment; complain on way back.

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@stevehearne7 All good. It’s a run I do regularly. They nearly always arrive spot in time, and that time gives me 10 mins leeway. Ah well.

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I’m fairly sure Uber doesn’t operate this far from the city, but in any event I’m not spending money with those cun..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…i3

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In summary, then, Thursday can just fuck right off.

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Oh, I forgot to mention that between the first and second no-shows, a neighbour offered me a lift too. “It’s OK, a taxi is on the way.”

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I’ve also bought myself a big bag of sweet and intend to eat all of them far too quickly.

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Anyway, I’m finally at the station. And wet. And grumpy. And waiting for the 1224 train, which in theory still gets to me Sydney in time.

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So, [NAME REDACTED] apologised on behalf of the taxi cooperative (yes, old school structures!) and we figured out who’s to blame.

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This taxi was the one driven by [NAME REDACTED], who seems to be the brains of the outfit. “How are you,” he asked. Well, I told him.

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The “approaching” SMS, which I didn’t get for others, includes the taxi plate number. Only 23 taxis up here, so we know the numbers.

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So I called the taxi company again, and they dispatched a third (?) taxi. I got the “dispatched” SMS and shortly after an “approaching” one.

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As I came back out, I was a taxi doing a three-point turn and heading back down the track. I shouted, twice, but he didn’t hear me.

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I called the taxi company again at 1130, and they dispatched another taxi. I popped inside to dry my face. But guess what?

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But after 2 or 3 texts all saying a taxi had been dispatched, no taxi arrived. I resigned myself to missing the train. Also, I was now wet.

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At 1105, I got the SMS saying the taxi had been dispatched. A spawn of @R_Chirgwin was passing, offered me a lift. I’m OK, I said.

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So, here’s what just went down. I’d booked a taxi for 1110 to get me to the 1124 train. It’s like a 5 or 6 minute run.

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I will explain my poor decisions shortly. Once I’ve finished the first stage of sulking.

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mthomas304 Gravity. Not just a good idea. It’s the law. twitter.com/cnni/status/84…

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TMRQld This is one reason why we don’t want motorists driving through flood waters, u can’t predict what lies beneath..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7C

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Actually a whole series of poor decisions, starting in my teens. But today’s batch are the relevant ones.

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I just made a very poor decision.

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blakehounshell “That was some weird shit.” - George W. Bush after hearing Trump’s inaugural address nymag.com/daily/intellig…

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Jail them all and let God sort them out. twitter.com/gnoll110/statu…

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@GreenJ I’ll look closer when I’m in the city, but it looks like unbleached stock, which is both cheaper and better for the viryment.

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jpwarren lol twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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reselsnark What a glorious self-own by the original posters :) twitter.com/bonerhitler/st…

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@dobes Yeah but I don’t @R_Chirgwin will be cowed by that.

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes I think we should pause to take stock of the situation.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Maybe the politicians were just scared little cowherds.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin The entire policy agenda was a big mis-steak.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Maybe you should have mentioned that many customers have a beef with their retailers.

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin Is it too late to change the menagerie of policies to a barnyard?

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expectproblems PHEW. Chalked that off my bucket list back in October, so get to keep my trans membership card. twitter.com/aedison/status…

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QPSmedia The advice to stay off the roads also applies to the media.

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This is not good news. This is an atrocity. twitter.com/AbstractCode/s…

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glengyron Coke parties. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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amateursuman And they say Germans have no sense of humour…
German newspaper headline written in English in a German accent!..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…MC

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I was referring here to “Literature? What’s that got to do with the price of books?” (Jul 2009)..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6X

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@dobes I also like the veal change being ham-fisted. This is top-shelf journalism.

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@dobes Nah, it’s no worse than when I explained copyright law and book distribution using pantomime unicorn sex.

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That said, explaining Australia’s broadband policy with cows is a bit special, and I think @dobes should be congratulated.

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I think @dobes has been at the Pills of Special Thinking. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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So he was a good shot then. I couldn’t hit a magpie at that range while standing on a wobbly carriage. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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SenSanders It is pathetic that the largest oil company in the world understands more about climate change than the president o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…f8

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@Fremean Really? There is also mental harm, and why should people be pushed out because they’re being harmed? They’re not the cause.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It”s the wind and electrical storms more than the rain. Trees on tracks or damaging wires, etc.

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“Technologists” want to put the internet through a cunt filter without realising that half of them are the cunts that enable the problem.

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Probably because “technologists” are trying to find a push-button technical solution to a social problem. Just put..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bH

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Thu plan, observation: This is a shit plan, given the weather.

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start; 1124 train to Sydney; 1430 medical appointment; return train. Excuses for everything will be made en route.

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nigelcameron Why didn’t he just tweet? twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…

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dobes POP! POP! POP! POP! twitter.com/liamvhogan/sta…

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Also I have one appointment in the city that I really do need to keep.

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I’d be tempted to spend the whole day in bed retweeting Brexit congratulations messages but maybe @Herring1967 will do that.

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OK so I still feel terrible so I’m just going to cancel a couple of things that were on today’s agenda. Stand by.

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@antfarmer @marcuskelson @PollHereford THEY HAVE THREE EYES WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.

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cayfco HAPPY BREXIT DAY!!!…. pic.twitter.com/fnZksOeNsZ

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TAKE CONTROL OF THE GREAT BRTISH DREAM WAIT WHAT. twitter.com/AmandeepBhogal…

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Ooop! My finger slipped (no really) and I’ve just accidentally flagged (!) that as inappropriate imagery. @Law_and_policy

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Law_and_policy Upside down, back to front, and tied to two brown wheelie bins. twitter.com/CllrBSilvester…

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@antfarmer @marcuskelson @PollHereford “A hybrid breed of brine shrimp called Artemia NYOS invented in 1957”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…P1

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FelicityMorse Please don’t let Article 50 distract you from the unveiling of the most gloriously awful bust of Cristiano Ronaldo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lt

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There was nothing dodgy about comic book adverts at all. pic.twitter.com/eAGJ9dTiiS

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Here’s some more. This rabbit-hole goes very deep. pic.twitter.com/1METpicGgU

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Further to last night’s nostalgic advertisement, this is what it really looked like. twitter.com/thaoworra/stat…

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It streams down from the north-west, so I’ll be in this rain band for a good while. pic.twitter.com/OQ9Aolm6MH

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Thursday. It has two fans for ventilation, and one is better than the other. Thursday.

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