Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 6th, 2017

sophable Because he’s a racist cunt as well as a liar? twitter.com/johnmcternan/s…

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nehadk I want to meet the person who tasted this to confirm it’s minty - smell doesn’t count. twitter.com/insightsbs/sta…

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GordyPls In Australia our politicians point to examples of the system working, and use it to call for more restrictions. twitter.com/Nick_Xenophon/…

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snarka The Millwall lad who had a go at the terrorists his mates brought him this in the hospital ,British humour at its b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9y

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@like_crack @SofieHagen That’s a mental image I didn’t need straight after dinner.

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@JuzZelig @zackster Sounds about right. Though @The_McJones’ idea works for me too.

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wintnation POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation will collapse the economy.

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ZehraTG How’s your day going? pic.twitter.com/ukNZeqUnC2

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SofieHagen Yes, I rabidly believe that all people are equal, unlike human dumpster fire Piers Morgan. Now excuse me whilst I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Uq

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ReutersWorld Thai junta chief to visit White House in July: spokesman reut.rs/2qSekgk

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@paulkidd @John_Hanna @oberonsghost @BuggeryAcres Fortunately it’s usually a couple degrees warmer down the hill where we are.

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InfosecEditor “In counter-espionage, speed is not nearly as important as certainty” > Dame Stella Rimmington @Infosecurity

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BennettArron With everything else that’s happening at the moment, it’s great to see that the top trend in the UK is . Well done us!

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@zackster Not sure. “As if” usually means “it’ll ever happen, so maybe some sort of interrupt or error state.

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Does any programming language have an “asif” operator?

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@staticsan @oberonsghost Actually I was once upbraided by a Russian woman who, with sarcasm dripping, said “So tell..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zk

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@semibogan I guess it’s like a bubble sort. One comparison at a time.

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Wedonthavetime0 In a New Zealand newspaper 1912. If we only had listened. pic.twitter.com/ycdSDxPODn

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@BlogsofWar @CovertContact @tuckerwj Important point being made: You CAN’T stop every attack. You can mitigate. You..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1P

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@BlogsofWar @CovertContact @tuckerwj This was recorded before the London attacks, so it’s mostly background on bombs and venue security.

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Listening to @BlogsofWar’s @CovertContact podcast with @tuckerwj on the Manchester bombing. covertcontact.com/2017/05/29/the… Learning many things.

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@jonoabroad @R_Chirgwin @BOM_NSW That’s not a tank. That’s a thimble.

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“Malcolm Turnbull orders inquiry following revelations ASIO warned parties about Chinese donations” abc.net.au/news/2017-06-0…

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@jonoabroad It looks like @BOM_NSW has pulled back the forecast a bit. Less windy than predicted earlier.

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This is a “premium opinion”, it says. Mate, we can get shit opinions like this in any front bar in the country. twitter.com/hpstorian/stat…

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Well, Sydney, that weather coming in from the south will fuck you up. (We’ll be OK up here.) pic.twitter.com/MxaHa8qP4i

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riskybusiness Life of a mechanic. pic.twitter.com/cpIhR1unGu

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Tim_the_Pilot Well, as predicted, a huge bottleneck of Qatari a/c squeezed into a narrow corridor. Mass frequency cross transmiss..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gf

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SlaunchaMan in a nutshell: Apple has a new machine learning hammer, and everything is a nail.

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Right, I’m going to have a lazy night rather than trying to work. Relax, sleep properly*, then start nice and early tomorrow.

* Yeah right.

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JM77 At Moore Park tonight for “the next chapter of the @Foxtel story”, and … oh look! A rebrand! is go! pic.twitter.com/XksUfQ4lvW

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AnsonCameron 100% certain the person who did this was being paid to do something else while he (it will be a he) did it. twitter.com/greenj/status/…

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@peterfraserbris @mektronik Oh I’m more than happy for her to express an opinion, just as I’m free to ridicule the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…49

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@i_j_oliver There’s a book too. Of course there’s a book.

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@purserj @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin Also, why yes, we do live in a world where @BetteMidler trolls the President with memes.

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@i_j_oliver I made it up just then, but now I’m too scared to search for it.

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“Security agencies annoyed by Tony Abbott’s Islamophobia comments”, as you’d expect. afr.com/news/politics/…

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Ah. I see. An expert in sociology and developmental psychology. As you were. pic.twitter.com/sJ9R4EDMqB

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What does the phrase “personal growth” even mean? Do we need a life coach? A mind gardener?

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Another twat who sees “the online community” as being separate from society, whereas society is people who communic..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CX

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MarkDiStef I just spoke to @Jim_Molan - architect of Australia’s boats policy - about what he’s suggesting re: detention/inter..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3G

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jenniferdown next time someone laments millennials and their manners i will direct them to the ngv and the dozens of boomers taking iphone pics w flash

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@dobes @R_Chirgwin @jpwarren Well that’s why they’re poor. Der.

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glengyron This is absolutely disgusting. Children should only be exposed to Detroit techno. twitter.com/guardianaus/st…

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HapaxLegoman Years of forced inbreeding has left the NYC subway unable to reproduce on its own. Here MTA personnel help a brood..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wv

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A podcast called “Cosby Unraveled” tracking the criminal trial? That’ll be happy. newsworks.org/cosby-unraveled HT @peterjblack

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@engin_eer Do you have too much time on your hands lately?

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“None of the deals identified so far are new, all began in the Obama administration.”

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Still, who would you trust? The President? Or the Brookings Institute?

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“The $110 billion arms deal to Saudi Arabia is fake news” brookings.edu/blog/markaz/20… No contracts, just letters of int..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AP

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James_Jeffrey Just a reminder that this one from @australian’s 404 collection translates as “This isn’t as bad as it looks” pic.twitter.com/N9fahHL1NH

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Mobile security is really about risk and identity management” zdnet.com/article/mobile…

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wintnation POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation to do it again?

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@SydneyTom_ @R_Chirgwin Oh one should chat. You learn about the business, and get tips for the future, and hear about funny fuckups.

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Rather than blocking Caller ID, the calling system just has the caller ID set to all-zeroes. Either way, I’ll ignore it.

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Thank you. All your suggestions are both helpful and hilarious. Quick “research” suggests it’s probably marketing o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4o

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@dobes I did not release this. Or even realise it. Soon I shall re-read it to see if it’s any good.

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OK kids, what’s this bullshit all about? pic.twitter.com/QbZCMAFtzN

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Tue plan, remainder: Nice hot shower (soon); salad; poke at the work I was meant to be doing, while listening to podcast; soup.

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@SydneyTom_ I’ve no idea. @R_Chirgwin will know. The water doesn’t come from that for away, though it takes around..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mx

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angelphish fear is the mindkiller pic.twitter.com/POttwLDz2S

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Right. I have water. I can now have a shower and get ready for work oh wait it’s 1600 AEST botherama.

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Anyway, if Sydney gets rained out tomorrow, it’s because we had a key rainwater tank filled by a bloke with a truck.

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I am looking forward to the day when the pump is connected to the internet so I can reset it from my phone instead of walking a few metres.

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I have successfully stood around uselessly, and there is now 12,000 litres of water in the tank. Also, I found the pump’s rest button.

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Ah! The flurry of activity outside would herald the arrival of the water truck. I’ll go and help. By which I mean stand around uselessly.

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It’s a good thing I didn’t post my daily plan today because I don’t seem to be doing it.

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@awelder @GreenJ That’s not good enough to steel.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Rule 1: Never commit the fraud or embezzlement using your own login.

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@GreenJ Will you be making use of a bridging loan?

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“Uber Is Adding A Booking Fee To Every Fare From This Weekend”, writes @MarkDiStef buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/… Also con..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5D

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@NigelBell19 Yeah I dunno that Obeid should go for the vibe defence.

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KnottMatthew In today’s episode of Parliament House Delicacies we present: cauliflower daal - via @AmyRemeikis pic.twitter.com/r8IrVODGX4

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We don’t really need the context for this one, do we. twitter.com/Stevie_Easton/…

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“‘Get over yourself’: former New Zealand PM [John Key] tells Australian politicians to move on”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gz

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joshtpm This appears to be real photos.nj.com/8001122/galler…. pic.twitter.com/DT8IDmvVb0

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pmgentry “Siri, play me some Rolling Stones”
Well kid, I’ll play one minute “Satisfaction” and then we are going to discuss authenticity and race.

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pmgentry honey nobody wants a built-in musicologist, trust me

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@jonoabroad @Bitdefender I don’t know. It’s a Romanian thing.

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The water truck has not yet arrived, but I did find my @Bitdefender hip flask. Empty, alas. pic.twitter.com/YVy7MUubPC

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I’m going to take a break and await the arrival of the water truck. I hope it’s soon, because that toilet seriously needs flushing soon.

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sophie_walsh9 Sportsbet paying $51 if Prince Harry is spotted partying with Schapelle Corby 😳 Kyle Sandilands is the favourite

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OhNoSheTwitnt When your impulse to mansplain is so strong you try to mansplain the Bible to the actual Pope. pic.twitter.com/Z26CUxW0CD

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mecardoAU No germination on Eyre Peninsula yet.

@AgsPlayers pic.twitter.com/EaTDucz4BS

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@mokargas Dunno, mate, it’s a pretty crowded market these days.

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“The Tyranny of Tolerance”, apparently. pic.twitter.com/O6ZtDfGqdI

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@dobes @purserj @hughstephens Also, this is exactly what you want in a production environment. pic.twitter.com/uxP4B42ZeR

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HeerJeet Moby Dick! Such nonsense! Imagine people following a mad captain even though he’s clearly leading them to their doom! Completely unrealistic

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Obvious phish is obvious because lulwut only $171.15 for energy yeah good one. pic.twitter.com/FAbEFeoY5v

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senatorshoshana This. @RadioFreeTom

“Unearned praise and hollow successes build a fragile arrogance in students…”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…k6

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@hughstephens @dobes No, being shouted at is just a hobby.

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@hughstephens @dobes Farmhands don’t build tractors, they get them bogged in the mud down by the dam and get shouted at.

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@hughstephens @dobes Yeah but there’s always LibreOf… [sniffle] LibreOffi… [guffaws] nah I can’t do this.

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@oliyoung @dobes @hughstephens I’m a little scared to have been in it.

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@dobes @hughstephens This is sort of like saying that if I build tractors for a living I should go to work on a tractor.

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@dobes @hughstephens Fungal infections don’t count.

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@hughstephens @AustCyber But would I have them? And then there’s that goddam @Cyber_Roo.

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redsteeze 0 pieces of legislation signed twitter.com/scavino45/stat…

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CoryPutmanOakes 7yo: I need duct tape!
ME: No.
7yo: It’s to make wrist things like Wonder Woman wears!
ME: We have two colors, hang on …

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NuclearAnthro I should’ve bought this when I had the chance… pic.twitter.com/0nZa5c9gWi

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@hughstephens @AustCyber True, but I’ve never done an integrated comms strategy, nor a bunch of other stuff they need.

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/s24IP6w5pi

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wintnation You ask for empirical evidence, I give it to them straight but it’s time they heard the truth.

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cyberwar Internet forensics at work. twitter.com/flashman/statu…

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@crdavies @AustCyber It’s all excellent, Craig. Everything is always excellent.

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So @AustCyber is looking for a Communications & Media Manager. seek.com.au/Job/33589728 “You need to experience in the technology field.”

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JamColley i think the Herald Sun is hiring pic.twitter.com/cUbjR0ePOj

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TopMdw The USB Device that is not recognized is the homemade root beer that I just spilled on my computer. pic.twitter.com/R7yVyP2Kpz

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marcuskelson there’s a twitter account called Right Wing Sex Tips with the face of Mark Latham - just saying…

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thomas_violence uber has introduced the revolutionary concept of “working a second job”, but get this: with no minimum wage, sick l..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Gb

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@NewtonMark So what you’re saying is that it’s a false flag job?

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@dobes @glengyron How many avocados does this thing cost anyway?

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riskybusiness To be clear, these are the guys this idiot lured to his staged hostage situation because he wanted to fight them…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…I2

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“Whole new way.”

I wonder what the fuck it is I’ve been doing since I bought my first Mac some 32 years ago. twitter.com/LanceUlanoff/s…

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@MarkDiStef This, it should be remembered, is a press conference. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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So @MarkDiStef has apparently stepped into a world behind a looking-glass, all topsy-turvy. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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To tar and feather someone, then run them out of town on a rail, is a cruel punishment. On the other hand, Greg Hywood.

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BlogsofWar Excellent question. twitter.com/KDbyProxy/stat…

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It’d be cheaper for them to keep a parrot.

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GreenJ after the break: whatever it is exactly that this means. twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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michaelmeloni I’m not there and can only go by the photos but those photos don’t look like a ‘dramatic scene’? twitter.com/Ashlee_Aldridg…

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I know that’s an old whinge, but fuck it, it’s still valid.

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Maybe if news sites cared more about what serves their audience rather than maximising some arsehat metric they wouldn’t be dying.

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If it’s to stop the sudden and inappropriate appearance of sound, say in an office, then DON’T HAVE AUTO-PLAY VIDEOS EVER YOU FUCKWITS.

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This trend of putting the words into a news video as on-screen text instead of audio is FUCKING STUPID. I can’t watch both at once.

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GonzoHacker Back up, her name is what?

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JoshButler Malcolm Roberts last night: “The Labor Party needs to take a serious look at its candidate selection process”

Me: pic.twitter.com/Jn07WAW2t1

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GreenJ so what we know for sure, is that this guy was pretty confused ..pic.twitter.com/Y8kHH9TDn8n8

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jpwarren Little known fact: The A in The A-Team stood for Agile. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@edbott @dobes There is a planetary resonance every time an Apple exec speaks.

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@dobes I never could tell whether they were listening. I’ve never trusted my appliances. twitter.com/collettesnowde…

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glengyron How are we going to be more ‘Agile’ than people jumping in a van with kitchen utensils? The agile rhetoric on terror is SO FUCKING DUMB.

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MrCsandDs Agile Squad twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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So what’s the big deal about Apple’s new speaker? I’ve been talking to my household appliances for decades.

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reddishraven Does reporting motherhood statements add to our understanding? It’s a nothing statement here. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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timothy_stanley Best. Election. Video. Ever. Stay to the end for the jingle. (via @WillardFoxton) youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7lWR…

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riskybusiness She’s also a yoga nut and, worryingly, a member of a dangerous cult:

Crossfit. twitter.com/kpoulsen/statu…

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joshgnosis Someone in Human Services wants to add Pauline Hanson’s FB page to her Wikipedia page. Suggests Wikipedia is biased. twitter.com/AussieParlEdit…

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cathywilcox1 Australians are pessimistic about their kids’ future. My @smh toon. pic.twitter.com/JgKTHOZoh5

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itsyungpadawan The bible says Adam and Eve not florence and the machine twitter.com/thesun/status/…

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cathywilcox1 If you let one in, they’ll all come.
My @smhletters toon. pic.twitter.com/aMbjT943pW

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In the last few days I’ve finally realised that it’s much easier just retweeting other people’s shitposts than thinking up my own.

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MediaMook : “…Chinese buying access to Australia’s political elite”. *cuts to footage of Christopher Pyne*. How dispiriting all round.

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NewtonMark Huge news. Nobody could have possibly seen that coming. twitter.com/BevanShields/s…

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stevesilberman This bot is more significant than it appears. Reestablishes democratic norm that anything POTUS says is history.
twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…

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RealTinehNimjeh @da_667 BRB COMMITTING TREASON FROM MY MONITORED WORK COMPUTER.

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SnoopDogg Don’t do drugs ift.tt/2s9RxjR pic.twitter.com/eWpQu951iD

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pjf Holy smokes. Just discovered @darkstockphotos .

Fark. These are so far from smiling people in offices.

Content warning for *everything*.

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trash_sleeper American Conservatism summed up in two screenshots pic.twitter.com/PWWJHGUFKs

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johnb78 A week really is a long time in politics. yougov.co.uk/news/2017/06/0… pic.twitter.com/MFEl6V9FJJ

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JazzTwemlow Global politics in 2017. pic.twitter.com/gPM0MMmaNe

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glengyron This is the police saying this. The police. twitter.com/braddybb/statu…

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MediaMook That’ll learn them!… twitter.com/AdNews/status/…

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NewtonMark Correction: He didn’t murder the escort; Killed security guard, and a police officer during the resulting siege.

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garthk Subway “Seafood Sensation Mix”. Feels totally like seafood, or your money back. pic.twitter.com/jEf7aBzma9

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NewtonMark And the media completely loses their minds, carries on as if it’s a terrorist attack. You goddamn fucking muppets, just shut up.

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NewtonMark Islamic State has seriously claimed responsibility for a deranged violent man booking an escort and murdering her. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Dear Ms @SofieHagen, I listened to your @podmoh chat with @iamjobrand last night. It was wonderful. Thank you both. madeofhumanpodcast.com/episodes/2017/…

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wintnation Can you please show me pins i can wear that will make me extremely less racist…thank you…

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SofieHagen I used to work in a kindergarten, so I feel fully equipped to deal with men on Twitter. Just let them run in circles till they get tired.

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craigtdillon The London Bridge terrorist literally STARRED in the Channel 4 documentary “Jihadi Next Door” and the police still..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6j

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wintnation After that what matters is how you leave twitter I guess

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wintnation This will never happen if we have strong leadership with vision and foresight.

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/pGEScSzoxA

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/exydk4VYSA

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kylegriffin1 .@Morning_Joe just aired this pop quiz. pic.twitter.com/qL0bnUAyau

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ThatAdamKid A lady held open the door for me at the pharmacy today and I think it’s because she saw Wonder Woman

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This thread is cruel but fair, but also cruel. twitter.com/damiengwalter/…

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pouwerkerk Apple just demoed copying files

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ow microsoft: we have a 3d hologram painting app
apple: we made it so you can edit the brightness of ur photo lol

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wintnation As Australians, we are proud of you Senator Culleton!

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Tuesday. Please return the panda to an upright position and await further instructions. Tuesday.

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