Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 9th, 2017

RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/60pZFV9Y8x

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@sleepingdingo @phbarratt Yeah my information was minutes out of date. :/

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Breaking911 BREAKING: President Trump will hold news conference on Friday in the Rose Garden

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@phbarratt It doesn’t seem to take much to irritate that man, though I see he’s been relieved of his phone for a couple of days now.

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@jxeeno @DavidFeng I don’t know that there’s much you can do about that, at least on the InterCity lines.

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BillBailey Just picked up this garden chair for a bargain pic.twitter.com/PrgsJIhKWG

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@DavidFeng @jxeeno We probably need a way to toggle off the station markers, or something. Though showing the whole..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5Y

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@DavidFeng @jxeeno There’s a freight yard and junction in Sydney called… Clyde.

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@DavidFeng @jxeeno Also, you speak too many languages. It’s not fair.

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@jxeeno Heh. Well here I am again. And @DavidFeng, this is where I am right now. pic.twitter.com/4tdL6PHJDo

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@jxeeno Heh. Computers are bullshit, especially when they’re connected to the internet.

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Everything is broken.

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Well here I am, @jxeeno, but this time the rest of the world has vanished. ;) pic.twitter.com/p0kPaVAR13

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Given that “electrocution” means “killing by electric shock”, my guess is yes. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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YouHadOneJ0B Unfortunate placement. pic.twitter.com/j70rl1VVb9

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upulie Um, have I missed something about South Asians being brown I don’t even twitter.com/nerdyasians/st…

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wintnation im the pro-neurotoxin, anti-vaccine, son of a man, compeltely covered in trash bags

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SBSComedy Shorten Looks To U.K. Results And Wishes He Ran On A Platform sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/uTRzeq1REI

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mrdavidwhitley This is not funny. Please do not laugh. Laughing would be awful. twitter.com/WikiGuido/stat…

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I’ve never thought about it like this before. pic.twitter.com/zT4g3qDdPG

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@georgepnott All good. But that will be one of the iconic photos 50 years from now.

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Exactly. Also, Matt, thanks again for your backgrounder this morning. (OK I know it’s your job.) twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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Here’s the image of Comey, to save you clicking through. 2.03m, or 6′8″. pic.twitter.com/ERAv56oodE

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Holbornlolz (Nothing has actually changed) twitter.com/Independent/st…

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‘I want to burn the White House down’: Reality Winner pleads not guilty to leaking.’ OK then…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mL

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So who’s Prime Minister of the FBI? Have I got that right?

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mindthet The best antidote against the alt-right is to zoom in on exactly any of them in a picture pic.twitter.com/L79l3tzuLP

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Mikel_Jollett One of these two men is lying.

I wonder if it’s the guy who served 3 presidents from 2 parties or the one who said..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dt

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@jeamland Yeah I see what it’s doing there. What happens when you take its suggestion?

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This looks fuckin’ disgusting. And about as Australian as a dead moose. But hey, mai pen rai krub. twitter.com/TheBigChilliMa…

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jason_a_w a lot going on in this tweet pic.twitter.com/8ttARWkEYJ

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MalwareJake Foolproof? Surely this guy has no idea the shit show he is unleashing on the manfacturer by saying this. theregister.co.uk/2017/06/08/was…

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wintnation I think it’d have to be to lose to president furby

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@dj2mn @kayorchison My phone wanted to correct that to the “bunny state”, which I would have gone with.

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@dj2mn @kayorchison Exactly. And most of us know how to manage our pharmaceuticals. Sigh. IT’S THE NANNY STATE GONE MAD.

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@dj2mn @kayorchison That said, my local pharmacist told me that they’ve a couple customers who buy codeine “just a bit too often”.

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@dj2mn @kayorchison I read the minutes of the independent panel that decides these things, and it all seems to be anecdotal.

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@dj2mn @kayorchison There’s been stories of people getting codeine addiction, given it’s an opiate. I haven’t seen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…my

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upulie A MESSAGE TO MY FOLLOWERS:
Sorry I forgot can we try again

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Yeah, but Clive Hamilton.

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justabloodygame Comey unloaded on Trump? Now *that* is the tape I want to see. pic.twitter.com/lD7aEOEl2I

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lvkerlvker RT if you’re a Marxist at large pic.twitter.com/8h4tNYR6zi

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MagicRealismBot An empress looks at Van Gogh’s Starry Night and sees her polar bear in the background.

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@dj2mn Yeah the local pharmacist agrees it’s silly for people who are used to managing their pain levels.

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jeamland COMMUNISM IS THE NEW PUNK twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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benpobjie Threatening to outstrip appetising govt debt. twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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@DavidFeng @jxeeno Well, I kinda. But thanks to @jxeeno you would’ve been able to track me live on his very fine map.

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@BXGD This is true. Australia squandered the taxes from the resources boom on middle class “welfare” and now can’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SO

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@jxeeno Thanks, mate. I’ll play on the way back, though I really just wanted to sulk at @DavidFeng.

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Arriving at Sydney Central station. Ping @DavidFeng. pic.twitter.com/mqccd5JMWX

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jon_lawrence Go to bed. twitter.com/Independent/st…

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@glengyron No, I’ll still want to slap him.

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dobes Spot on as always Piers 👍

you twat twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…

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Ping every Australian politician, pretty much. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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@DavidFeng I’ve seen a video of those bridge/viaduct building machines before. Beautiful engineering.

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TheMediaTweets Oh shit, it’s getting light outside and the birds are singing (not in a partisan way, it’s just what they do about now).

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MikeStuchbery_ Please angle your head over my carafe, so that I may catch your tears. twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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squires_david Stick your prayers up your hole, you ventriloquist’s dummy fuck. pic.twitter.com/UlIKMrsz8M

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LordBuckethead 249! A new Buckethead record! Something to celebrate, eh? pic.twitter.com/cCx7Utc8EL

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joeltyler_ Hot new country single, ya’ll! pic.twitter.com/pIsjGFGaZw

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Well I guess this is a headline… pic.twitter.com/dVzXT6X9DE

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cnni JUST IN: Leader of Brexit-backing UKIP fails to win a seat in the most pro-Brexit constituency in the UK cnn.it/2rbLiaX

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TheMediaTweets That’ll be the sound of Theresa May being dropped like a hot brick then. pic.twitter.com/MtiGSiQuEt

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This is fine. I’m quite OK with this. I am not at all jealous. Not one bit. twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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Has anyone asked Tony Abbott for his analysis yet?

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NoahCRothman If only we had some warning. twitter.com/braddjaffy/sta…

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raejohnston Allure Media is hiring! Come work with me! Journalist, Commercial Editor, Publisher etc. roles up for grabs: alluremedia.com.au/jobs

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@DavidFeng No no, I am resigned to the facts of economics and geography that make HSR an impossible dream in Australia.

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Can this be right, @TurnbullMalcolm? Surely Australia is nimble and agile and stuff? twitter.com/FintechSIN/sta…

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@DavidFeng And further research proves that I’m right.

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hendopolis DAILY MAIL 3AM: Gamble That Backfired pic.twitter.com/tlwmT62UcG

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@DavidFeng Googla Maps is having a bit of a sook about this, unless it’s Shachengzhen in Zhangjiakou. pic.twitter.com/ywJGeIgCvO

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@DavidFeng You can’t fool me. It’s in China.

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wintnation Slight technical difficulty with the live feed, you can now watch it as a moderate Islamic nation!

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Either AnyTrip is broken right now, @jxeeno, or the train I am on is in a separate universe. pic.twitter.com/fs8FVl64A6

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@DavidFeng Well I was. Right now I’m on a heading down to Sydney.

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franksting By prioritising area over population, the BBC websites map for isn’t reflective of reality in the way the o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8G

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I get the feeling that not a whole lot of work is being done in certain newsrooms right now.

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dobes It’s the Nick and Pig’s Head Show!! twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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mrjohncrowley Nick Clegg to become deputy editor of Evening Standard?

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PITCH for new reality TV show:

“Separated at Birth: Socks” twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

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AntonyGreenABC After 193 seats, projected UK vote share - Conservative 43.6%, Labor 39.9%

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I do so love that the former President of Mexico continues to swear at President Trump. twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/…

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VicenteFoxQue Hello, @realDonaldTrump, it’s me with a small reminder for you: We’re still NOT paying for your . twitter.com/superdeluxe/st…

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@semibogan Maybe. It’s 10/10 cloud up here atm so I couldn’t see. Unless it’s ALL chemtrails today.

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@xtfer Nah the secret AU-US UFO base is down in that Jamison Valley.

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Now one Bloke is looking at a caulking gun with a profound sense of bafflement.

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@Zytheran While boat noodle is normally one of my comfort foods, it is not for me today.

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I must have a squizz tomorrow, because the Blokes seem to have attached some sort of programming and troubleshooting device to the lifts.

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ghweldon You’ll want to keep your eyes on results from:
-Little Tuffetting
-Pamphlet-on-Frappe
-Whingeingford
-Crumblybottomshiretonborough
-Wgythdd

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There are Blokes working on the elevators at Wentworth Falls station, so they may well be working by November 2016 as planned.

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AntonyGreenABC After 44 seats, projected vote share - Conseravtive 44.8%, Labor 37.3%

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montie On Telegraph front: Richard Dearlove, former head of MI6: Corbyn would be rejected if he applied to join any of Bri..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D7

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Popehat I am enjoying “mean sophisticated FBI director took advantage of simple naive President who just wanted a friend” narrative.

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daisy_and_me ‘Would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky kids…’ pic.twitter.com/s9cXYQN5ot

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@oberonsghost That could be a lucrative business, actually.

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calvinstowell Thank you for your service Theresa May. twitter.com/frankthomas27/…

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MrJrWarner Life comes at you fast. pic.twitter.com/RqnvFnl7LA

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@DDsD I would not buy an outrageously priced knitted sausage, no. I mean, what can you do with it?

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@DavidFeng No, I wouldn’t kill you. You still have some uses.

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carolinebaugh Brilliant from @daviddimble pic.twitter.com/w1KijDQtjy

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Why would you knit a sausage, rather than having actual sausages which you could then sell at outrageous prices? twitter.com/DDsD/status/87…

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TheKouk According to bookies, Corbyn now favourite to be PM

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Fri plan, supplemental: I have swapped out boat noodle for something more gentle in an attempt to lower the Bristol number.

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Fri plan, redraft: 1124 train to Sydney; editing en route; 1400 back repairs; gentle lunch; haircut; buy tech; return train; quiet evening.

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@DavidFeng That is not a very fast train at all. I am relieved.

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GreenJ quite so, caped crusader. twitter.com/BatLabels/stat…

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GreenJ things seem to be going smoothly in the UK twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/…

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multiplebears Hi, I am 25 years old and have been out on the streets for your party every night, show some fucking gratitude you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…X9

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walkyouhome I have a friend who is a crossword setter for The Times and my appreciation of his level of nerdery is high right n..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zC

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@franksting @nytimes Pretty blunt, eh? Today will be interesting. It’s now 0720 in Washington DC.

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14thSquadLt Cow: is this bus going downtown??

Driver: depends on whether or not you have moola lolol

Cow: I’m fucking late..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rz

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“Mr. Comey and All the President’s Lies”, the @nytimes editorial. nytimes.com/2017/06/08/opi…

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Kieran_Gilbert .@Barnaby_Joyce on LET, will it keep @TonyAbbottMHR happy? “I don’t know that’s a matter for Tony” He can cause you dramas? “Let’s hope not”

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Scarfolk All young people’s votes are being counted with this machine that we specially designed in 1977 ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2m

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GonzoHacker When pressed for comment the British electorate replied, “Fuck you.”

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PickardJE When we said Amber Rudd was probably the next chancellor we meant to say she was in danger of losing her seat.

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earleyedition Madrid tackles ‘el manspreading’ on public transport with new signs bit.ly/2r1eFx8 pic.twitter.com/5vtpIBgRx4

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@CosmicRami I studied astronomy a little. I know these things.

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I still quite like this one. Its meaning has changed overnight. twitter.com/Histreepix/sta…

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Histreepix During the Cold War, the Soviet space program resorted to crowd-sourced mathematics. Leningrad, 1965. pic.twitter.com/2lriiOKaU1

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wintnation all young men Must be fitted for a moratorium on Muslim immigration!

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WorkWithKirk Voted most likely to win an American election. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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BreakfastNews Here’s a taste of what will be on the UK front pages after pic.twitter.com/zGjsPsNzJ9

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@corduroy No. Signalling that something is satire ruins it. Indeed, I ran the URL through Bitly to mask the Clickhole bit.

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OmonaKami If you’ve never seen a husky with absolutely no body hair then here you go. Enjoy pic.twitter.com/BQww3jUbmB

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“Massive Waste: The 60,000-Seat Stadium Washington D.C. Built To Host The James Comey Hearing Cost Over $1.4B”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uc

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Fri plan, draft: 1124 train to Sydney; editing en route; 1400 back repairs; boat noodle; haircut; return train; quiet evening.

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Nick_Pettigrew This has a familiar ring to it. pic.twitter.com/Kx7TaiABkC

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jonkudelka I still am sometimes amazed that people voted Trump in, but then I recall that silica gel packets have “do not eat” written on them.

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cathywilcox1 Tony the enabler.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/in7tqg93jE

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NewtonMark This will be amusingly expensive, because they don’t know how to do it. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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joshgnosis What is at stake in the Russia investigation is far far greater than what was at stake in Watergate, Clapper says.

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joshgnosis James Clapper on RN standing by James Comey for releasing his memo on Trump meeting to the media

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This is a good 6-minute backgrounder and summary of the Comey stuff. Thanks, @MatthewBevan. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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@MatthewBevan @bernietb SIX MINUTES ARE YOU MAD.

Alright, I’m listening now.

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wintnation The Senate is sitting this week so I’m down in Canberra again and back on Sunrise this morning laying down the law to Derryn Hinch!

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MagicRealismBot In the Roman Empire, 31 camels are feeling romantic.

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wintnation I want us to focus on the wrong side of history mate

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@paulkidd Yeah @theharryshearer already did that joke, so, you know.

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What is “Wales”?

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@glengyron Ta. I’ll have a squizz at the transcript once it’s up on the US Senate website.

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glengyron Strong and Stable pic.twitter.com/oAtA9sr1se

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Meanwhile, how did Mr Comey go?

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rik_ferguson Acc to the exit poll, the Greens with a single MP could hold the balance of power! This election looks like a Terrorisa May faceplant.

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NingaAnon Long night ahead , worth watching itv cos george osbourne is coked off his tree with ed balls

314 con la..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…v1

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AntonyGreenABC On those BBC seat changes, there are some strange results. The London seats falling to Labor make sense, but others odd

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JeremyCliffe You’d need a heart of stone not to find this absolutely hilarious.

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theharryshearer UK election, shorthand edition: Theresa May Not.

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@pressdarling The dot is 25 June 2016, the day after the Brexit poll. Times in GMT, I think.
google.com/finance?chdnp=… pic.twitter.com/3NSP95dkzn

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I don’t know what’s going on, but it sounds exciting.

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briantashman Flashback: Trump’s own bankruptcy lawyers say he lies so much they could only meet with him in pairs
rawstory.com/2016/10/trumps…

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@gattaca Happy Friday, or whatever it is you have in Canada. Something with bears, I assume.

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@oscaron @gattaca I’ll say… ye… n… um, I need to talk to my lawyer.

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Friday. They stop the bus, and search everyone for contraband. And then it’s face painting! Friday.

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