Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 14th, 2017

@annie_parker I have no victory gin, nor do I have the gin of failure.

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@_midofo_ I hate to ruin your obviously excellent fantasy about me and glitter, but said glitter is on the frames,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hz

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Consuming some Victory Chocolate.

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@_midofo_ I am not the sort of man who wears spectacles with “a subtle sprinkle of eye-catching glitter”.

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It turns out the lens was quite close to the table, but it was camouflaged by the edge of a carpet.

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This was my approach from the start. This is also why I was getting frustated twitter.com/joneaves/statu…

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Looking in increasingly daft places, because we’ve reached that point.

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I am pleased* to report that a lens just popped out of my glasses and bounced… somewhere. This will be interesting.

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Thu plan, preview: 0824 train to Sydney for a variety of business and personal meetings; dinner; return train. Details in the morning.

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@CosmicRami I don’t think I told you about Jupiter. I don’t know anything about Jupiter.

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ms_michellelaw Me when I meet an older white person obsessed with Asian culture who thinks they have an immediate connection with..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…so

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@Adrian_Young When it first came out we played it on a certain radio program and knew immediately it was a classic.

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Now playing: Alison Limerick, “Where Love Lives” youtube.com/watch?v=2TT6Lm…

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@christopherneal I am not responsible for your feelings.

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IT IS WEDNESDAY NIGHT.

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Drawing arrows pointing at circles.

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I approve of this refinement to my modest proposal. twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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Before the dead even reach St Peter at Heaven’s Gate, an Archangel should review every PowerPoint they’ve made, and judge them.

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gths I propose “testiculous” as the male analogue for hysterical.

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@samanthamaiden @CUhlmann Great work. And all during the excitement* of Question Time.

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Today I learned that both @samanthamaiden and @CUhlmann know what Tinder currently looks like. twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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rgcooke Buckle up for the RWNJs to blame a multi-billion dollar TV network collapse on Waleed Aly, the Magic Muslim.

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TheNTNews MAYBE TEN NETWORK CAN KEEP NEWS AND SPORT, DITCH PANEL AND REALITY SHOWS, AND FILL THE REST OF THEIR SCHEDULE WITH..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iO

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SBSComedy The Backburner To Close After Major Errors Found In Literally Every Article sbs.com.au/comedy/article… pic.twitter.com/WVHBpTXsG8

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The Nationals must have precious little faith in their community if they think the only way they can contribute is to dig up filthy rocks.

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abcnews : Telstra confirms 1,400 jobs to go in Australia
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IF IT’S AN “ON-DEMAND WEBINAR” THEN IT’S NOT A WEBINAR IT’S JUST A FUCKING VIDEO.

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@oliyoung @dobes Or squirrels. Sometimes it’s squirrels.

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@FakeDanTosello Exactly this. Politicians hire the wrong sort of advisors.

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@FakeDanTosello No no no. It’s a great mystery. That’s why the government is right and you’re wrong.

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@dobes Maybe they were hacked. Hackers do things like that.

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@ashabeeeee @SnarkyPlatypus If only they sent us a case of whatever it is that they’re drinking.

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@alfonsopinate “Oppo” is short for “Opposition”.

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Aussie crypto 2 of 2: “Australia ‘may do dumb things’ with crypto in 2016: EFF” (Jan 2016) zdnet.com/article/austra… Prediction out by a year.

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Aussie crypto 1 of 2: “Australian oppn. leader wants to do something about Bitcoin, because terrorism and crypto” theregister.co.uk/2017/06/13/bil…

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@AndyDW_ @JWill_PediACCM In the same way that veterinarians offer service cows. While wearing those long rubber gloves.

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@AndyDW_ I would like to see an Abbott-themed activity play set.

Tony and his Pony.

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When you break for your mid-morning coffee, please take a moment to meditate on this image. twitter.com/pepeMcGee/stat…

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@alexkidman This year Sydney would have won gold.

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There. That’s fucked that up.

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Wed plan, draft: Focus on the SEKRIT project, including an 1100 client call, sprinkled with a little administrivia. It shall be a good day.

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Is today the day that Crusader Rabbit finally notices the bulk of the Liberal party trying to tell him to “Just fuck off, Tony”?

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MarkDiStef I just want to confirm some personal news - After nearly three amazing years, I’m leaving BuzzFeed Oz for a new adv..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zb

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selenalarson wonder what people who advocate for backdoors in crypto think about quantum computers

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Histreepix Britons across political spectrum confess to disappointment at being “overlooked” by Russian hackers in recent snap..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Y8

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@ssharwood It’s the new vegan PR. It’s meant to be healthier for you.

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@soundscaper @TraceySpicer And in all those cases, the perpetrators remained citizens of their nations too, further..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…oN

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Sure. 57 + 59 = 72. What’s your problem? twitter.com/Raphael_Hogart…

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TraceySpicer This is a very good point. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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@ChrissieM Sorry, I’m not really across what happens in the Miaverse.

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CorrectNames Duck Puppy pic.twitter.com/uZmYGl5mmc

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“What’s really mean is expecting the pilot to get everything right about flying. He’s new at this, passengers.” twitter.com/jbarro/status/…

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Apparently somebody called “Mia” has done something stupid and annoying, so I guess today is pretty much like any other day.

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TheMediaTweets “OK, Prime Minister, football tonight and a chance to show people you’re just a fun, natural person. Just don’t do..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BS

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SallyPancakes So… This just happened at @Uber’s all-hands meeting. @YahooFinance’s @JPManga got some leaked audio. 6:40 min..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t3

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umairh It’s a kind of meta stupidity to keep coming up with ideas n names for stupidity tho isn’t it twitter.com/theeconomist/s…

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What if the blockchain causes cancer?

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gravislizard Trillions Of Devices Run Java
Infinite Devices Run Java
You Cannot Comprehend Java’s Vast True Form

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Wednesday. Here’s our new way of managing this problem. The first three sections don’t do anything. Wednesday.

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