Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 23rd, 2017

EvilJoeMcVeigh Linguists: we should start making up what txt spk means. Just BS it and see if we can get the news to take it seriously. lol=lizard of late

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan I love these photos. They show how connectivity was rated more important than almost anything else.

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Someone equating breastfeeding with masturbation is doing at least one of them wrong. twitter.com/colleencpa/sta…

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@corduroy I’ve just arrived at the station but fuck it I’m off home and to bed.

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan Next you’ll be pointing out the complexity of me messaging you from a moving train on t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uR

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan Yep, and there’d be a dead elephant in there somewhere.

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swearyanthony How great would an Australian Tarzan be? Raised by Koalas. He’s got Chlamydia and sleeps 20h per day

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@semibogan @daviottenheimer “Sorry I couldn’t flush the toilet, AWS was unreachable.”

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@daviottenheimer @semibogan While I take your point, no, that whole other diagram replaces the switch next to the bulb here.

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wintnation I have said it before and I will continue to soar under both scenarios.

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astroehlein Please don’t RT: White House warns reporters not to report on instructions about not reporting on press conference..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hM

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isotopp How to turn on the light at home, Philips Version pic.twitter.com/7aQ9z4ypUK

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/oPPFWLQfzg

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kymbo9 Senator Pauline Hanson in the Senate Chamber at Parliament House in Canberra pic.twitter.com/zau6lVePAa

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@kcarruthers @joshgnosis Alan Joyce, I think he said, but either way.

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smartbrain Thailand is doomed.

Solar tax. Yes, because it’s a good idea. twitter.com/Thai_Talk/stat…

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I should actually give credit to @LANow for being one of the pioneers of robot news, but that’s a glorious oopsie.

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TerribleMaps Saudi Arabia mapped only by its rivers pic.twitter.com/7F2G04lbby

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It is your patriotic duty to burn it to the ground. twitter.com/expectproblems…

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If I give you a list, will you do it to people regardless of what they tell you? twitter.com/TheRyanAdams/s…

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That said, the idea of kiddies’ wrists being burnt off is slightly appealing.

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HAHAHAHAHA. Yeah OK people, you’d better do this. twitter.com/PenrithPress/s…

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@corduroy If you’re still there in two hours I’ll pop in and say hi.

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@corduroy I know where you are and it’s your own fault.

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Umi-Kaiten Zushi has re-opened after the renovations as Umi Sushi and looks a notch or two more upmarket. This should work for them.

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joshgnosis The GetUp count is now at 5, Mediscare at 3 and a new entry for CFMEU.

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DeletedWiki Don’t Move Your Panda

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@KarlskiB Yes, yes, one thing at a time.

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No. Baseball bats. As was explained to me, cricket bats are for recreation, baseball bats are for business. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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If anyone continues to talk about “disrupt” as a positive thing then I’m happy to send copies of my school reports.

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disrupt /dɪsˈrʌpt/ verb: interrupt (an event, activity, or process) by causing a disturbance or problem; drasticall..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sd

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DrSallyCockburn Looking fwd the chatting w @theprojecttv panel tonight abt this study academic.oup.com/psychsocgeront… we need more research into sex and aging

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candeira I see Page 3 is now June-themed… twitter.com/Radia_a_a/stat…

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Well at least someone’s being productive. twitter.com/vealmince/stat…

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@haruki_zaemon Yeah but in that specific case it’s also because arsehat.

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damiencave Hey @TurnbullMalcolm, interested in a chat with @nytimes? Justin did it. via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Jun 23rd, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@dobes OK well I’ll make sure that Hobart cartoon guy never finds out.

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@hellNbak_ Oh yeah, I’m a regular here, and it always ends up this way. Traditions, etc.

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Arguing with the bar manager.

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lukebuckmaster Overheard at the bar at Canberra airport: “I’ll have your best sav blanc.” I think he’s in for a world of disappointment.

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Could a statistician please confirm/deny the “near perfectly correlated” claim in this yarn? twitter.com/iA/status/8781…

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VonBitchPants This is absolute gold. Their social media manager deserves a raise. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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joshgnosis So far from Liberal Fed Council:

GetUp count: 4
Mediscare count: 2
Agile and innovative count: 1
Menzies count: 1

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@jxeeno Originally lunch for the post-WW2 urban manual workers. For me, it’s one of my comfort foods. Some friends..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Pm

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@jxeeno Also, that photo is wrong because there’s not enough nam tok or pork liver. Too pale. This is better. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jxeeno ก๋วยเตี๋ยวเรือ. This Wikipedia article is wrong because it says “boat noodles” and not “boat noodle”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boat_nood…

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Histreepix After trying ‘financial collapse’ and ‘UK breakup’ in vain, the British electorate realises it’s forgotten the Brex..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…CI

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Someone needs to pay @joshgnosis danger money. Seriously.

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I, too, am not the party of hate or anger.

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Oh, I’d missed this Jack Ma . The internet will change things, apparently. pic.twitter.com/6Q8D66SxdG

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Can someone explain why anyone would hashtag the words in this tweet? pic.twitter.com/ckJKClxEL5

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Delete the word “social” and this is still true. Enough with the “social media” exceptionalism! twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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@bastardsheep @CEOSleepout I’ll put money on the only KPIs being measured being expressed in term of “engagement”.

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OK, @CEOSleepout, all snark aside, what’s your success metric?

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Yes, I know I just said “roflcopter”. It proves I’m still 900% more connected with reality than this @CEOSleepout tokenistic bullshit.

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Roflcopter! Brand new cardboard, and plenty of it, with sleeping bag and clean pillow, under solid shelter. What a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fc

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Well no point rushing for THAT train, obviously. But with eight double-deckedc cars worth of passengers dumped down the queue… no rush.

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Ah. I guess I shouldn’t bother rushing then. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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Wait. You can get screwed on the NBN? twitter.com/CNETAustralia/…

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@Retrovertigo Yeah, it’s very much a “Wow the rich man said words!” genre. Jack Ma ain’t dumb, far from it, but this is not his patch.

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wintnation The truth is, because of One Nation and Pauline Hanson.

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Yet another reminder that… that these… oh just look at it and laugh at the stupidity of it all. Or cry. Or botwitter.com/CEOSleepout/st…tnys

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DeletedWiki People who don’t have a Wikipedia page

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Remember, as always, that “rich” has nothing at all to do with “international security expertise”…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…So

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So yeah, I think boat noodle and then the back up to the Mountains. Before everything goes wromg.

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Knightcartoons Pauline Hanson wants spectrum disorder children removed from class because they’re disruptive. My toon in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…l6

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Or, to phrase it another way, “Are you a human or a lowly beast?” twitter.com/chrisjoregan/s…

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Rob_Stott I have some questions about Barnaby Joyce’s expenses theaustralian.com.au/national-affai… pic.twitter.com/othNMHno45

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“Welcome to CEO Sleepout. We’ve been doing it for 10 years and homelessness is worse than ever!” by @firstdogonmoon theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@jonkudelka I’m sure Mr @firstdogonmoon’s thing is also nice but it has so many words and I’m only just starting it. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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glengyron You know how last time you were here I said “mate, they don’t even let me fuck the panda”? Well, things change. twitter.com/STcom/status/8…

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dahowlett A man bun is just a politically correct word formation for knobhead

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Wait. The duck is a thing?

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PPantsdown Take 2, Redrum & Coke pic.twitter.com/HQY1YV7qPp

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@munin @ashabeeeee @dobes I don’t know. Maybe I’m feeling generous. But do let @ashabeeeee follow you ‘cos she does..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…62

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@ashabeeeee @munin It’s OK, @dobes and I have it under control. @munin is just some old infosec crank or other.

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@munin That is indeed an interesting question. But “rogue USB was inserted by someone performing maintenance” says @ashabeeeee’s yarn.

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@mjos_crypto Ah gotcha. But hey I’m sure* nothing would go wrong in St Petersburg.

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“Victoria cancels 590 fines in wake of WannaCry infection”, wrtes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/victor… Of course speed cameras were infected.

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@garthk That’s the one. It went all day. Then, with the bio half-life being what it is, today too is pretty “interesting “.

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@mjos_crypto I have no idea what this means, but may good fortune go with you.

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Thank you for the clarification, Commissioner. twitter.com/AusFedPolice/s…

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Yeah this is also going to be hilarious*.

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Ah, this was probably not the best day to start fucking around with my vision.

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Mission Accomplished.

(I can see.)

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george_llevi i love our stupid country pic.twitter.com/IQcOlaoquO

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XplodingUnicorn Me: Sit on the potty.

3-year-old: I’m looking at books.

Me: You can look at books ON the potty.

3: *opens her eyes to a whole new world*

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Actually, collecting up the homeless and making them fight each other for sport is actually a thing, isn’t it.

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People on 6- and 7-figure salaries download the latest version of Homéless Go. twitter.com/CEOSleepout/st…

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A reminder that someone actually thought this was a good idea, and a number of other people agreed and made it happ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jD

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@Rob_Stott @chrisjoregan 1 Jan 1970 is the “epoch” from which all Unix / Linux / macOS etc systems measure the time in seconds.

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@BXGD Accessibility is always important, no matter what abilities a passenger has.

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Fri plan, confirmed, ish: 1324 train to Sydney; collect new spectacles; dinner, maybe, I dunno; return train.

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@DrRhysPockett Ah, I got the insomnia, plus the lucid dreaming, short-term memory loss, eye tics, and a range of ot..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ag

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I decided to shave before heading down to Sydney. The 10-day beard, eye tics, and shaking all at once was a bit too forest-based manifesto.

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MalwareJake This instructional video details the level of effort required to get the business to (reluctantly) catch the “secur..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LA

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DeletedWiki Squirrels and booze

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taosecurity “German surveillance efforts aimed at a number of US *businesses* and government.” If true worse than NSA. Means BN..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Wt

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@SnarkyPlatypus That is to say, I wasn’t meant to increase the dosage at all. I’d forgotten I’d already taken that evening’s lot.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No no, the 4N was a mistake. I was forgetful. 2N is maybe a bit wrong. Hence my referral back in September.

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@paulkidd @smashedmcdouble That’s the real selling-point right there.

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DeletedWiki Don’t Move Your Panda

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smashedmcdouble at last, gas station sex pills for sapiosexuals pic.twitter.com/jRoFEOqrwu

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AscendingNode That’s an Atlas A, which could only reach 75 miles up, and didn’t fly until 1957. twitter.com/AFSpace/status…

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rShowerThoughts With the rise of self driving cars, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where the guy’s truck leaves him too

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@Asher_Wolf Thanks. I should be right by Sunday, if my half-life guesstimates are correct.

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Yes and no. I’m reliably informed that passing drunks pissing on you can bring a few moments of warmth. twitter.com/scott_thewspot…

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@Asher_Wolf I’m an arsehole, but I’m not so much of an arsehole that I feel better ‘cos you had a shit day. :) Commiserations.

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Meanwhile, in today’s episode of Dipshit Adventures in Bubbleland… twitter.com/CEOSleepout/st…

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@OaaSvc “Spectacularly” is one word that comes to mind.

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Fri plan, draft: 1324 train to Sydney; collect new spectacles; dinner, maybe, I dunno; return train.

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HURRAH FOR NEUROCHEMISTRY WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST MAKING IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG.

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We’re also wondering whether even 2N is appropriate given the side effects. I can confirm that the side affects of 4N are way too much.

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Those of us using that medication will know exactly what I just did, and why it’s been an… experience. Hurrah!

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So the meds? When changing dosage from, say 2N to 4N, you up it by 0.25N per week over 8 weeks. I accidentally went 2N to 4N in one night.

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Apparently this is indeed real. This practice reader for the citizenship English test is clean coal propaganda. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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@reubenacciano Oh yeah they’re a bit special, eh? Thank the gods, it’s the first time in a LONG time I’ve fucked up a dosage.

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Thanks also for the various suggestions for scripted approaches which won’t work in my environment. I still love you though.

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Thank you everyone, yes, there are expired SSL certificates. This appalling situation will be fixed this evening.

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I’m still a bit not-fabulous today, but at least it’s not as dreadful as yesterday.

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Friday. Extinguish the Sun. I dare you. It’s perfectly safe, They have a spare. Friday.

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