Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 26th, 2017

Tomorrow I’ll try returning to my “normal” early rising. So it’s goodnight from me. And it’s goodnight from him.

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JoshButler Western Australia: The Innovation State twitter.com/y7news/status/…

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Wanting to reply to some replies but goddam Australia’s restrictive defamation laws.

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jonkudelka @purserj @AhMcCann We cannot move forward as a nation until tony is reinstated and the Rudd Gillard Rudd Abbott Tur..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…MH

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@JmarrMarr It’s a trilobite. I nicked the image from this yarn. nytimes.com/2014/03/04/sci…

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“Twitter joke about Barry Gibb’s Glastonbury ‘covers’ descends into farce” theguardian.com/music/2017/jun… twitter.com/RachJBurns/sta…

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Whenever political reporter talk about the plebiscite this is my mental image. pic.twitter.com/Ih1rB7XyN2

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wintnation I am acting on behalf of the Greens party?

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Also, the Reformation or some such history bullshit.

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Well der. Pyne went to St Ignatius College, Bernardi went to Prince Alfred. “Bitter” is a mild word to describe tho..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KH

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@VirtualTal I WANT A HORSE THAT IS MADE OF PLATINUM AND SHITS EMERALDS AT ALL MY FRIENDS.

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I WANT A PONY.
I WANT A PONY.
I WANT A PONY.
I WANT A PONY.
I WANT A PONY.
I WANT A PONY.
I WANT A PONY.
I WANT A P..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Vq

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@swearyanthony @frankieboyle I’ve done live radio OBs from all manner of locations, watched plenty of TV OBs from c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gu

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@matthew_d_green I saw an MP post a screenshot on the weekend and it was Office 365. Consider that unconfirmed though.

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@swearyanthony @frankieboyle I remember that one too. A great episode. I liked the venue and staging too, ‘cos it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…AU

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@sylmobile When they degrade an AI to be as thick as a racing car driver?

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@swearyanthony @frankieboyle Precisely. No smug “Ooooh it’s our International Women’s Day special!” shite or whatev..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6Z

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@swearyanthony @frankieboyle And it’s not exactly difficult to do. My last Public House Forum was even all-female…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cd

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SimonThomsen Tom’s too young to remember when a roo could fly a helicopter and work the radio at Waratah Park twitter.com/TomMarlow_/sta…

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JamieJBartlett Never forget that surge pricing for bread led to the French Revolution. twitter.com/noahmccormack/…

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joshgnosis Bolt introducing the Pyne tape: this is the beginning of the end of Malcolm Turnbull.

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I know what the Ordinary People really want.

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“Take First Dog on the Moon’s Australian citizenship test” theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Someone should commission Jedward to host a Sunday morning political chat show.

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“Boris Johnson, a cross between a head injury and an unmade bed. A bouncy castle with Alzheimer’s.” —@frankieboyleeyoutube.com/watch?v=RdACEz…1

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@dobes Well you’re browserneedy with your communist peasant softwares.

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Couldn’t they have just printed out the plans a bit larger? twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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pbump Oh, it’s your first day on Twitter? Here, this is Twitter. pic.twitter.com/eCrFu56aET

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Jack_Blanchard_ Bit harsh on the Queen & Prince Phil pic.twitter.com/4unpUbEbtf

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“Theresa May is the first Nazi in history who can’t get the trains to run on time” —@frankieboylee’s New World Orderyoutube.com/watch?v=aMRWUu…E

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hrtbps @Nigel_Farage Just googled Marxism. I’m now a Marxist. Thank you for opening my eyes, Comrade Nigel. ✊

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@jodiem Tape which is “rubber-based adhesive applied to a durable duck cloth backing”, y’see…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…5z

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CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/PuEKvG7OFI

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dobes A quick hundred day war like the one against Iraq should sort it out, right Donnie? twitter.com/politico/statu…

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emilykwatkins “Premium” pic.twitter.com/RzcC1jt52T

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TwoPaddocks Brexit simplified. pic.twitter.com/KmU8LGgWNg

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Yes I did just spend five minutes looking that up why do you ask.

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Getting closer to the “Member of a Declared Organisation under Part 2 of the NSW Crimes (Criminal Organisations Con..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qR

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dobes [Poll] The Greens are being chased by a lion, do they?

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@wibbly @joshgnosis Also a key senior figure in the political party that governs our nation, and who hopes to steer its policies.

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@joshgnosis I don’t know why @joshgnosis was complaining though. It was like Christmas! pic.twitter.com/C5G4l5krI2

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@joshgnosis @TweetDeck Well certainly Crusader Rabbit doesn’t seem to have been having much fun. pic.twitter.com/IZQZZVqynY

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@joshgnosis @TweetDeck Cheers thanks. :P More importantly, thanks for your work across the weekend.

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@dobes Why do you want me to change browsers? This is communism!

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SaysSmithy Westpac in shock as Apple bans its payments app that lets customers send cash in messaging apps afr.com/technology/app…

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Excellent @onthemedia backgrounder: “How Government Spyware Tracked Activists and Journalists in Mexico” (17 mins) wnyc.org/story/governme…

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I’ve just noticed this button in @TweetDeck. Makes hoax-checking a bit easier. pic.twitter.com/7zOGWqZd0h

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ArtGalleryofNSW Our recently revealed expansion includes a new gallery in this WWII oil tank, adjacent to our existing building:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6E

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TheFeedSBS “If they take our pesto, the terrorists win.”

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wintnation If an ice user is caught three times, they will be releasing some of their ideas to our party room.

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@munin Your moustache is looking well-trimmed.

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jeamland Has anyone ever seen an unfair dinkum?

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jfmouthonlegs …. so I was in Faversham yesterday when I came across this street furniture. pic.twitter.com/mu4Eem6pFj

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@dj2mn @dobes @Steve_Lockstep Well it does make things a whole lot easier.

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@oliyoung Thank you. This is excellent.

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @GregMLC Nor trust a “prototype” that only exists as a CGI rendering.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Deleted ‘cos the context was screwed. See new tweet. @SwiftOnSecurity is, as usual, correct.

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@R_Chirgwin @NewtonMark Hang on, @GregMLC, I’ll just cross-check that plane’s registration number against th… wait, what?

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@walkleys @BetterSusan @USConGenSydney Here’s a question: In news reportage, shouldn’t this sort of cosmetic edit b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jF

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MalwareJake “No need to worry, IT has hardened all the servers without any input from security. We’ve accepted the risk…” pic.twitter.com/eg1TKZXy7U

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“‘You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—’”

RTYI@dobess.twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iIC

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mathaiaus we should be paying a premium membership for this pic.twitter.com/mDiKdTwYEm

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TrainLinkWest G’day Sydney, Pip & Seb are here to get you home this evening. Hands up whose Monday has been full of inspiration a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1J

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I’m pretty sure there’s just a ley line connecting their apartments or something. Spooky action at a distance. twitter.com/PJVogt/status/…

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Surely this is independent invention. A complete coincidence. What else could it be? twitter.com/matttburke/sta…

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Oh. A plagiarism accusation against Helen Demidenko Darville Dale? Gosh. twitter.com/PJVogt/status/…

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Manic_Henry Wedge-tailed Eagle on a Red Kangaroo. Doesn’t get more arid zone than that! pic.twitter.com/JOwyvh3cc0

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swear_trek Machine learning is real. pic.twitter.com/4JEDAKyUVc

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iTnews_au WannaCry might have spread to all of Victoria’s speed cameras: All infringements frome June 6 put on hold. itnews.com.au/news/wannacry-…

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Next “The 9pm Edict” recorded / streamed live on Thu 6 Jul at 2100 AEST. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Support with a tip: stilgherrian.com/tip/

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 369: Corrosion and corruption and things” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/36… Covers 19 to 21 June. pic.twitter.com/5h9KzYBfcu

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DeletedWiki Category: Annoying people who don’t seem to do anything except turn up on TV ‘lists’ programmes spouting off about shite

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ABSCensus 2016 data will be released tomorrow! To find out what we learned about Australia, go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…w1

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@Tarale @wibbly Exactly. There are MANY ways to Get That Baby Out. pic.twitter.com/LUrP3mUaAd

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Two of America’s little-known white female rappers. pic.twitter.com/eAhf15Y9da

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MikeCarlton01 Abbott and the Libs bleating about loyalty: it’s like Ivan Milat extolling the virtues of bush walking.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-2… via @abcnews

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@Tarale Also worth trying is getting someone to drive you at high speed through spoon drains.

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It was, I assume, the aforementioned “Futurama” scene? twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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Is this how childbirth even works? twitter.com/Tarale/status/…

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Mark_Whitelegge The internet, so glorious pic.twitter.com/5LsOEMUAAy

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wintnation We’re heading off now, thank you to everyone who has ever been called racist for loving their country

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reselsnark It seems to be lacking proactive synergies. Must try harder. twitter.com/picketer/statu…

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@dobes @wibbly @reselsnark That saves having to shell out for storage shellves.

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Deleting my retweet of the Yahoo / Tumblr / AT&T alleged monopolistic behaviour ‘cos the allegation was bullshit. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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@dobes @wibbly @reselsnark That’s basically how I work too. For very possible search string, there IS an image.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @reselsnark But I’m sure this is how Devine and Albrechtsen work.

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Is pointing and laughing a sanction?

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Also note that the robot-human interaction took longer than a human-human one, but meh that’s just the guest’s time.

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But how does the rubbish bin stuck by the elevators feel about this? twitter.com/flyoverflyer/s…

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DeletedWiki Cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don’t listen to their mothers because they don’t care

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Only 3 weeks until 5th International Conf on Cybercrime and Computer Forensics on the Gold Coast. Must fund that. icccf2017.com.au

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CcibChris Pristine image of Spitfire. 27 litres of immaculate motor up front pic.twitter.com/5XKKoZhgQn

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@nickharmsen @petstarr @msmarto Oh, you message something like “Is there a good time to call this afternoon to chat about X for 20 mins?”

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Meanwhile, I’ve been earworming the “Gigantor” theme all morning. You’re welcome. youtube.com/watch?v=jNEKhx…

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@petstarr @msmarto @nickharmsen I never return missed calls. If it’s so urgent it needs a call, tell me what the ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…T2

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@ashabeeeee @JustJimWillDo @dobes Your thwarty plans have been thwarted. Who’d have thwart?

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Mon plan: Eggs (done); write for the SEKRIT project; story pitches. This will be paced according to the mood of the day.

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joshgnosis “Have no plans” are the key words for today twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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GreenJ T. Abbott, 2GB, full transcript: ‘I mean fair dinkum, i’m dry as a pom’s bathmat, you little mutton merchant, have a burl at that. Struth.’

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No really I’m sure there’s someone who really really wants to do this. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…

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Also, check that teaser on the upper right. “TENNIS GIRL’S LESBIAN TERROR.” Who’s that in the photo? twitter.com/CanberraInside…

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OK, no-one got this because they hadn’t seen Crusader Rabbit’s tweet yet.

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textfiles In case you’re wondering what monopolistic practice looks like twitter.com/qrs/status/879…

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adamgartrell Labor staffer being very helpful this morning pic.twitter.com/vhXR5mPwEa

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Wait. There’s a leaked tape of Tony Abbott unloading on Christopher Pyne? Did I just read that right?

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abcbrisbane Ipswich ratepayers’ association president ‘bashed in bushland by up to 20 men’
ab.co/2rRCQyF pic.twitter.com/PKTkOjZG2R

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MalwareJake Another fine e-vestigator site tweet. Check out that run on sentence… pic.twitter.com/9qLvjJ2et2

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @ashabeeeee I was thinking that as I typed it. A mental image of a whaleboat came to mind.

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OhNoSheTwitnt I made this handy chart for people who don’t seem to understand why we’re focusing on Trump when “other people have..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9d

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@Nyx2701 @egadheg @SnarkyPlatypus Yep. I know of a major resources company’s lawyers being hacked to get the negoti..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gI

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GreenJ dinkum wars. twitter.com/ccroucher9/sta…

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@OaaSvc @dobes Wasn’t it @AusCERT who put a “2” into their Matrix-esque background graphic one year?

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@owenhollands @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @Nyx2701 That’s my understanding too, but SMEs may not join the dots to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nW

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@egadheg @Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus Note also: “Cybercriminals now target payroll, invoicing, and superannuation syst..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FH

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@dobes @ashabeeeee “Australia will lead Five Eyes discussions to ‘thwart’ terrorist encryption: Brandis”, writes..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sC

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Cheers. [New editorial directive added to style guide.] twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Hypothesis: All SMEs are clusterfucks because they’re run by morons.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Nyx2701 Yep, the concept of PII is wide too, and Mr Pilgrim is well aware of data re-identificatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…yJ

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@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus This is my assessment too, but @dobes won’t let me use “clusterfuck”. I think I did it as “custard duck” once.

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business Takata files for bankruptcy in U.S. after defective air bags spark biggest safety crisis in automotive history..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Op

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @Nyx2701 Oh yeah. More SMEs are “credit providers” than they imagine. Still, this is abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zl

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@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus That’s the one. Infosec has already had to do this with cloud providers, or should have, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GT

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@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus Hah! I should’ve trusted my gut feeling after all. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Nyx2701 Here you go. oaic.gov.au/engage-with-us… Section 26WE(1)(d) of the consolidated Privacy Act.

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@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus “You can outsource the work, but you can’t outsource the risk.” The Board must satisfy its..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…db

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@jendudley @lukehopewell I’ll have to rummage in my old box.

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@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus Yep, and I bet most don’t realise it. It’s another solid argument for using a third-party..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7v

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@lukehopewell @jendudley I had a Nokia N95 and it was an excellent clevertelephone.

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wintnation Senator Hanson and I were to attend the royal korean spaghetti banquet

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Nyx2701 Don’t forget that ANYONE receiving a TFN has to comply with NDB. oaic.gov.au/engage-with-us…

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ICYMI on Sunday, a thread on the latest missive from Brandistan (with added Dutton). It’s about encryption. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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joshgnosis They are so worried about any hint of change in policy that they are jumping at shadows. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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@Nyx2701 @SnarkyPlatypus Ta. I was pretty sure it was still $2 million, just covering myself in case it’d been adju..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…J5

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@ChangeMillieu @SnarkyPlatypus That’s usually not the news media’s role. More professional associations and trade p..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zf

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@ChangeMillieu @SnarkyPlatypus My last on this was “Lawyers and insurers set for data breach payday” (10 May) zdnet.com/article/lawyer…

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@ChangeMillieu @SnarkyPlatypus Not me, because from a news cycle point of view that was all done six months ago whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…q3

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Mon plan, draft: Eat, write, whinge. (Sadly not over 3 days in Bali for $4000 per person.)

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@SnarkyPlatypus And now I’m discussing the Privacy Amendment (Notifiable Data Breaches) Act 2017 before breakfast. Jesus Christ.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Previous conversations with Mr Pilgrim suggest that won’t use a big-stick-first approach, though yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tn

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well they’ve got another seven months to get their shit together.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, their parent organisation already falls under credit-provider rules, but the practices wouldn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kW

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@SnarkyPlatypus Since “likely to result in serious harm” is undefined, run a highlighter over it and bounce it to legal.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Then the key is measuring “data breach that is likely to result in serious harm to any individual t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…8W

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s the same one as having to follow Privacy Act processes. $2 million from memory? $3 million?

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@SnarkyPlatypus The key issue would probably be whether they have a process to notify affected client by the deadli..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…du

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@SnarkyPlatypus You may be wrong. They handle PII. Is their turnover over the threshold? Then they’ll need a proces..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TS

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and? BTW, it’s a hoot*.

* Not a hoot.

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@jodiem On nights like, or actually any night where I don’t have a fixed appointment, I turn off any and all alarms.

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Or is that McDonald’s new slushie flavour?

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Anyway, wouldn’t it be more of a Gonorrhoea Gush?

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@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren That said, there probably wasn’t much early morning load today.

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KFILE Odd, I was told by Trump that achieving peace would take 2 weeks with his negotiating skills*

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*yes he said that

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@R_Chirgwin Well this is pleasing. And now it’s two hours later on a bright morning.

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Monday. The striped frog has already departed. Monday.

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OK, as it approaches 0200 I’ll attempt the approach to sleep. We’ll see how Monday morning goes. Ciao.

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@stephanierieger @thegrugq Similar here in AU. In NSW, major property developers can self-certify their own apartme..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NU

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SixthTone China introduces national standards to get rid of linguistic faux pas ow.ly/b8RK30cRYRC pic.twitter.com/XBm3vSm65D

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Cybercrime People, is Mogadishu / Somalia even on the radar yet? Pointers please.

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@petedavo_au And yet Nairobi is not Mogadishu. They are very different.

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Great. It’s 0130 and sleepiness has yet to appear. A crap Monday lies ahead.

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@petedavo_au Which is not to say that the fish are catfish, of course.

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@petedavo_au China is the biggest investor in East Africa, is all I can say.

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DeletedWiki Walk with the shark

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To be clear, when I finish a statement with a “?” I’m speculating or relying on memory. That is to say, it’s not fact-checked. Beware.

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@petedavo_au They’re the ones. Let’s see how this is reported once it hits the actual media. And then ignore that.

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So, it was a brute-force attack on account passwords? And isn’t parliament.uk email on Office 365? A brute-force wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qv

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Ah, this was on parliament.uk not gov.uk, so that may or may not have fallen under @ncsc’s initial work.

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Wait, so the UK Parliament was actually attacked, not just MPs joking about an outage? twitter.com/lexanderjmarti…

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@mwyres Yep, and a lower priority than some other cable breaks for obvious economic reasons.

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@mwyres And thanks for the reminder to everyone that that’s one of the mot useful cable maps around.

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@mwyres True, tho these days there’s nearly always a separate stub for each landing point. That fibre is important,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Jf

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Anyway, with all the dodgy nav down that coast, it wouldn’t be surprising if the Somalia segment was damaged.

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Eastern Africa Submarine System (EASSy) is the one, though. I was in TZ in June 2010, cable live in July 2010. submarinecablemap.com/#/submarine-ca…

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Sure, but that’s a network map, not a map of where the cables are geographically. twitter.com/mwyres/status/…

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I’m interested because the East Africa fibre went live only a couple of months after I was in Tanzania.

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Just Somalia? And is the East Africa fibre that far from the coast? Off the continental shelf? I don’t have a map. twitter.com/HarunMaruf/sta…

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“Former MI6 boss” has been saying quite a few things recently. twitter.com/rulajebreal/st…

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Ah, I forgot to say “Eid Mubarak” to my Muslim friends. May our troubled times end soon.

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One more drink and then bed, I think.

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AirlineFlyer 2014: Land a rocket from space? Sure

2015: Holy shit they did it!

2016: You’re sending it BACK to space?

2017: R..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kU

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@JustJimWillDo Anyway, that’s enough about drunk East African cops waving guns at us. All part of life’s rich pageant.

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@JustJimWillDo The photojourno knew his shit. He gave me and the other Australian clear instructions (orders) about..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KN

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@JustJimWillDo That cop was rat-arsed. Maybe going for a bribe? But he really was so drunk he forgot why he’d pulle..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…eD

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@JustJimWillDo Tanzania is lovely, though, and I’d like to go back some time.

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@JustJimWillDo This confidence-in-hindsight is such bullshit, isn’t it.

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@JustJimWillDo While we were on a rural road in Zanzibar, I did have a charged Thuraya satellite phone, and the pho..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zm

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@JustJimWillDo A few years later my bravado is somewhat feigned, of course.

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