Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 27th, 2017

I’m going away now because the morning people will need me.

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@dr_nic @dannolan I too honour myself, and others obviously, by putting it away.

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@marshontap That’s whatever a whenever onion looked like after we first put them out.

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adelaidejerks Your outer skinny is a fucking dickhead. pic.twitter.com/OBDuiqz8YO

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Glorio @pleasedontatme you can say that again pic.twitter.com/Q6y8wDBGHV

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pleasedontatme mia spinning some weapons grad financial folk wisdom today mamamia.com.au/how-to-pay-off… pic.twitter.com/WEkCAhL1Z7

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johnhalton Competition law nerds: have Google ever even conceded that they have a “dominant market position”?

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@paulkidd @Mnrrnt That’s true, I heard her say that.

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Mnrrnt When meat is just fucking hilarious pic.twitter.com/MBaknUm0vo

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semibogan lol “considers” twitter.com/AFP/status/879…

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@registradus @iain_chalmers My pants are already around my ankles with excitment.

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RoguePOTUSStaff Reportedly, POTUS just became so angry he tried to tip over his desk. Tried three times before giving up. Now, angry and embarrassed.

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@iain_chalmers I’ve found that people who self-describe as “thought leaders” and “influencers” tend to be a bit loo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ID

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iain_chalmers Retweet if you think acknowledging original creators instead of just stealing their work & credit is a good thing!..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ts

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JUST IN: “Google Fined €2.42 Billion by EU for Skewing Search Results” bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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@paulkidd @mtc01 @tfswebb ABC Language is @tfswebb do please try to keep up.

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@paulkidd @tfswebb @KeithConlon You’ll shocked — shocked! — to hear that when I was a producer a@abcadelaidede in mtwitter.com/i/web/status/8…xtnF

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@paulkidd @tfswebb Except part of my brain thinks that wasn’t actually SCOSE, just me getting all bolshie. Maybe @KeithConlon remembers?

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@paulkidd @tfswebb If I remember right, SCOSE tried to stop presenters saying “Hello and welcome” ‘cos “hello” IS a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uL

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@paulkidd @tfswebb SCOSE also sent out terse little reminders of grammatical bits and pieces from time to time.

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@paulkidd @tfswebb At the start of each Test season, SCOSE sent out a pronunciation guide to all the “foreign” team..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qk

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@paulkidd Similarly, the ABC had SCOSE (Standing Committee on Spoken English), but now it’s just @tfswebb, two glov..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cO

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This thread on “BBC English” is worth reading. I knew much of this, but this is a fine exposition. HT @paulkidd. twitter.com/nick_kapur/sta…

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I just noticed that about 1 in 12 of the people in my DMs are MPs and Senators trolling me.

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@paulkidd @kinabalu1955 That I didn’t know, so there’s some weirdnesses explained.

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wintnation Because of my commitments in Canberra I thought I would show a bit of a tasty treat

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@kinabalu1955 No, it’s the “Five Country Ministerial (FCM) on National Security”, then the “Quintet” meeting of Attorneys-General.

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@paulkidd @kinabalu1955 Take the “+” out of the search string and you’ll get a handful.

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@jpwarren Whose idea was myGov to begin with?

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@kinabalu1955 Unless he meant “Ottawah, the Last Chief of the Red Indians of Newfoundland (1848)” canadianshakespeares.ca/a_ottawah.cfm

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I’d missed this piece of excellence from Brandis’ office. attorneygeneral.gov.au/Mediareleases/… HT @kinabalu1955. pic.twitter.com/BPGumbVH8K

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@OptimusAP @Nicochan33 @dfpiii Thanks heaps for that. I haven’t been watching the mining automation as closely as I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kn

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@R_Chirgwin @SilvesterSJ @sylmobile @glengyron @GiovanniTorre I’m immune, because moby dot to isn’t previewed in TweetDeck.

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@OptimusAP @Nicochan33 @dfpiii Oh, I thought Rio Tinto was the one that’d gone all-robot. My mistake. Someone has though, no?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie I’ve had a few more people confirm that Abbott said things to defence people that they foun..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…id

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@jpwarren @ANAO_Australia This key tweet seems to indicate an interesting sort of success. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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natashamitchell They’ve delete all their tweets, @4corners . Why? pic.twitter.com/ZiyqmAWH8P

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The latest TL;JR, in which @jpwarren reads the @ANAO_Australia report into myGov, and discovers issues. storify.com/jpwarren/tl-jr…

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DeletedWiki Category: Tastes like chicken

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The Prime Minister has my complete support.

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GMegalogenis Deposed leaders, rated from dignified to destructive:
A list: Hayden/Downer/Beazley
B: Hawke/Crean/Turnbull
C: Peacock/Howard
D; Rudd/Abbott

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chrisjoregan “We need to stand up for Aussie values, like compiling lists of people who need to apologise to Andrew Bolt”

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bitcoin_txt Learned that my wife is pregnant yesterday. This will be our first child. So how do I incorporate bitcoin into the process?

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@OaaSvc I just took that screenshot, and apparently it matches what he said at the IPA today. Sky is discussing it.

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oz_f Greens factional memes are absolutely wild (HT @ohhooboy) pic.twitter.com/F2zSJ3myD1

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While this is most worthy, Mr Shorten, I think the PM has other things on his mind right now. twitter.com/billshortenmp/…

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dobes This content is why I am here pic.twitter.com/oobRDUGViq

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s_bridges “Make it legal for me and my IPA mates to say the N word” pic.twitter.com/WxkxUlZ4P5

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In these troubled times, there’s only one hero we can turn to. It’s time to repeat Tony Ate at Eight! Here’s a tast..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…VQ

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anitathetweeter Peak Telegraph pic.twitter.com/VapmJYgSYv

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ccroucher9 Woman riding tram to work has the Prime Minister sit opposite her - decides to keep her headphones on - is this whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aR

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wintnation Thanks- It’s a messy job but someone has to send moralising upstanding memes

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hrtbps LMAO Britain First has copied my satirical Corbyn article verbatim, the thick fucks! twitter.com/SamEyes/status…

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swan_legend How did I not think of this pic.twitter.com/DU2z8xWgFR

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@dfpiii Here’s Mt Tom Price, the biggest mine. If you zoom in, you’ll see little yellow dots. They’re ore trucks. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mU

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers This is why they’re starting with fishing / RSA / RCG.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers The app also has some sort of press-to-animate thing, showing that it’s not a static screenshot.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. No backroom work for Tony, it’s a manifesto on page one.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers The app displays your ID number and a SecurID-like code. Bouncer scans that into their..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tx

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers They’re already running for fishing licence, and RSA and RSG job tickets. See fact she..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4q

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@dfpiii The mines are a LONG was north of Perth, and open-cut carving up of mountains rather than strip mine, but yeah they’re huge.

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Not a lot of joined-up thinking there, but it turns the dog whistle up to a bullhorn. Crusader Rabbit’s agenda writ large.

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So to be clear, it is definitely not On. Posting this in the first week of the Killing Season is not an On action…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2y

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samjhewett Just found this in a restaurant bathroom pic.twitter.com/6wqAmHnZSM

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@dfpiii In fact, Australia has the world’s busiest coal-exporting port, which we’ve imaginatively named Newcastle.

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@dfpiii Thanks, by the way, for the shout-out to the Australian mining industry. We don’t hold the biggest-mine rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…62

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@dfpiii Well I’m safely at home now, with a minimum of moral turpitude splashed on me. I can breathe easy.

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jleyden Today marks the 50th anniversary of the ATM, the first of which was installed in London on June 27, 1967 at Barclays Bank, Enfield Town.

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cripesonfriday Grace on her falconry course, I got it really cheap on Groupon. pic.twitter.com/WMu50SaTeA

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dobes I’ve found the problem with Labor’s housing policy pic.twitter.com/OXuIzy7O90

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@bunjaree @evcricket True. And some yellow robins were eyeing the pathway expectedly this morning.

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wintnation This will be the highest value for Australians in the long run and we’ll drive this nation into ruin for generations to come.

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MichaelPascoe01 What’s the opposite of click bait? pic.twitter.com/iYzlT5e8nX

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The sign on the verandah that you can’t quite see says that the Blue Mountains Hotel, Lawson, is to be auctioned. pic.twitter.com/PgcEUiZ2ZR

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StephenJonesMP Tony Abbott’s speech to the IPA today sets out a clear Conservative agenda on which to fight the 1983 election.

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@dfpiii It’s just gone 1615 AEST on Tuesday afternoon.

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@jonoabroad @johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus Nope. She was sacked from a (British?) newspaper for plagiarism.

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@aleeb88 Well, at least until the end of second term.

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@BundyB I guess, if the church ran the trains.

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Young People are Snogging in the Vestibule.

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad And of course none of that relates one bit to the allegations of plagiarism. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…f2

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad Indeed. There’s no apparent deception. We see the same woman in photographs ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vs

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@johnb78 @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad I even have no issue with different pen named for different contexts. That’s r..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…P8

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad Agreed. I’d use Dale on first reference, and then anything else past that, depending on..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ny

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad A pen/stage name by itself isn’t problematic. See Sting or George Orwell or some crime..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Eu

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad She’s writing as Helen Dale, and was working for Leyonhjelm using that name, but legal..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZQ

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Ah. @jxeeno has a fair point. I’d forgotten that H-Sets turn up here too. Sulk. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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@TrainLinkWest Thank you, though these personal train alerts won’t scale. ;)

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@SnarkyPlatypus This is how I feel. One pseudonym was a seemingly deliberate attempt to misrepresent, and now it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nx

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A , and how they join together two 4-car M-Sets to make an 8-car train. pic.twitter.com/5K0pYYDvwy

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@TrainLinkWest I’ll be at the station in a minute, OK? It’s all go here at Penrith. pic.twitter.com/T842MYKMfU

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@evcricket Oh is THAT where they’ve all gone! We have fewer rosellas than usual at @bunjaree the moment.

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@TrainLinkWest I have planned my trip on @TripView and I’ll be catching W557 at 1536 from Penrith to W..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WS

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@iain_chalmers @DDsD Which wayyou want to go? Hack the car by pretending to be a base station? Or hacking the cop s..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rH

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@GyanS @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren Neither have I.*

* Not actually true, but it’s a line worth remembering for later use.

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@jpwarren It’s 27 June. Do they know what “dashboard” means? pic.twitter.com/g4dfZf6QXm

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Timeless tweet.

(Americans, he means Australia’s Dept of Human Services, not your Dept of Homeland Security.) twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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@jpwarren You didn’t let that tea brew properly.

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RanTLaw Tipping it will be ‘Deng’, as she rebrands herself as an 80 year old from mainland China with a tale to tell about the Cultural Revolution.

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DeletedWiki Kevin the Kleptomatic and Ever So Slightly Flatulent Koala

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@jpwarren Ah! An @ANAO_Australia report on a floundering government project is always fun, and myGov is a complete..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zE

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@jpwarren No it’s not. It’s a metric which rises when there’s failure. It’s the best kind of success metric ever!

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I’m not sure what document @jpwarren is reading today for “Too Long; Justin Reads”, but it looks like fun.

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How government IT compliance works, episode 28. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@Caltrain @jpwarren Well, I’m glad that @Caltrain is now Blue Cow friendly. I

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren You should spend more time in Adelaide then.

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@NicholasFryer @Google As @anthonybaxter would say, you see that “Report a problem” button…?

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@jpwarren @Caltrain That’s sad. But yes, it took a while for @TrainLinkWest and me to truly bond.

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mumbletwits @smurray38 There’s only one thing worse than being plagiarised by Helen Dale …

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colloquialmage Watching @_HelenDale try to get away with plagiarizing @PJVogt tweets is like watching a very drunk air conditioner..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…zp

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HappySinger Pissed off that Helen Dale has never plagiarised one of my Tweets.

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egadheg Watching @_HelenDale steal other people’s Twitter content for her Facebook is like watching teens make pregnant Stalin a transphobic mixtape

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It’s the Truth Bombs that make the trains run on time. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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@paulkidd Perhaps, but there’s a solid number for “equal first” here.

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@teknetia @jonoabroad @marquelawyers Look I just work here. Do you want to buy it or not?

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BlogsofWar Internet, you know what to do. twitter.com/newsweek/statu…

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Germaine Greer kept touching me.

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I was one of these white people! twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Daily Mail in Daily Mail being a pack of cunts shock. HT @marquelawyers. pic.twitter.com/TYj7tI9cdQ

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paulkidd @RealMarkLatham I said it in 2004 and I’ll say it again now: get fucked Mark. pic.twitter.com/KZuXVSOFVn

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benpobjie RT @_HelenDale: Why hasn’t helen dale plagiarised any of my tweets? twitter.com/sabinahusic/st…

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benpobjie Fun Helen Dale fact: in her debut novel, the “hand that signed the paper” is Thing from the Addams Family

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DeletedWiki I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

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MarkDiStef We’ve found 15 instances in the last six months where Dale lifted a tweet and re-published as her own..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pl

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@jpwarren 24.5 million as of last week some time.

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Now playing: Hunters & Collectors, “When The River Runs Dry” youtube.com/watch?v=eD-58a…

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@erkpod Nope, but add up all the Christian sub-types, all, the way down to the last four items listed, and it comes to more than 50%.

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ross_caldwell So @TheFairGo is getting some seriously wild stats right now……. pic.twitter.com/xKdnPS2dRM

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Renta hell in a single sentence. twitter.com/NicoleWill100/…

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DebSpillane Figured now that we’re officially a godless nation it’s ok if I find this hilarious? pic.twitter.com/84A3syKVFl

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@jpwarren I have up trying to create account ‘cos I always got a name mismatch. I might try again now that I know about the XXX cookie.

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jamesmassola Google’s auto-complete function appears to be working. pic.twitter.com/kyoBiLUPoP

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cathywilcox1 Tony knows about fair dinkum loyalty.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/SbnXA2X5ya

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Canadians have actually had this unfavourable view for years, but were too polite to say anything. twitter.com/ddale8/status/…

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DavidParis no, in my experience having cancer seems bad. twitter.com/WIRED/status/8…

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It wouldn’t, because that $1.7 billion is money that Teh Gays are already spending on something else. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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You only ever make this mistake the once*.

* Generally not true. twitter.com/broady/status/…

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I hate it when this keeps happening. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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DeletedWiki Laser Soup

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FionaPattenMLC Principal of Parkville college says one of the most popular subjects in juvenile justice centres is philosophy!

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zackwhittaker This is not OK. twitter.com/Walldo/status/…

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@whiteyjackson Nothing can stop divebombing magpies.

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leighformayor Didn’t get polio again today. SO LIT!

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YaThinkN WOW! Theresa May paid £1bn
to keep her job?
theguardian.com/commentisfree/… Well UK taxpayers.

Turnbull’s $1.75m to keep his job a bargain LOL

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Remember, folks, once one robot knows how to do it, they all know. So how long before all robots know all skills? twitter.com/RickKing16/sta…

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I always like me a bit of romantic optimism. twitter.com/EliotHiggins/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus So, the phones are full of salad and chips?

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I believe the term you’re looking for is “subliminal messaging”. twitter.com/figgled/status…

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People Laughing In Small Groups With Mobile Devices Dot Tumblr Dot Com. twitter.com/dr_nic/status/…

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dr_nic Given that most brands try not to mention Foxconn, this is a bold strategy from Nokia. pic.twitter.com/7W195Yn1Lq

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BreakfastNews “Dipstick”

1. Noun: A stick to measure level of liquid in a tank
2. Colloquial: An idiot
3. What Deputy PM Barnaby..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NJ

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A tree that works under the assumption that Australia has rivers is doomed to failure. twitter.com/climatecouncil…

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david_j_roth We have to at least consider the possibility that the republic is too stupid and pissed off about weird shit to sur..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4E

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NickEvershed Average number of people per bedroom (excluding areas < 100 ppl) theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/1GweR6kvdy

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emilymaxima If you joined the military but didn’t sign up to have to work with people who are different from you, maybe you’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…xM

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What’s Sethrogen? An off-label contraceptive pill?

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Further correspondence concerning the steak will not be entered into.

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newsbanks A candid, behind-the-scenes look at what chimps do when they are not hearing, seeing and speaking no evil. pic.twitter.com/Pt7eZoOr9E

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FakeDanTosello wonder if @TurnbullMalcolm will do his obligatory photo op in which he rubs a roll of currency in the face of a homeless man again today.

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avidreader4101 just gotta text the boss real quick nbd pic.twitter.com/CcJBQlzVcH

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zackwhittaker EU Commission’s digital vice-president: twitter.com/ansip_eu/statu…

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I’m hoping this is because it’s broadcasting the SEKRIT self-immolation trigger code. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Or, as cybersecurity people might call it, the attack surface. (Cops suffer from not getting upgrades promptly.) twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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Bobosphere So few? Deplorable. twitter.com/RawStory/statu…

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Taco_Lad Tiny just-out-of-diapers-boy does not understand modern art architecture, and does not like it. twitter.com/TheCalebBond/s…

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shannonrwatts Fortune 500 hiring manager: “Sure, I’ll look at every candidate. But what I really want are premature babies and pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FW

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OH, 5 or 6yo kids at Wentworth Falls station: “Push pineapple, shake a tree.”

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wintnation We have reached peak Flannery?

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Tue plan: Eggs (done); 1024 train to Penrith; errands; writing en route there and back; more writing, if mental energy remains; soup, maybe.

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TWTFSale The book you’ve always wanted: “Fidget Spinners: The Memes” theworstthingsforsale.com/2017/06/16/fid… pic.twitter.com/wcKCiPwX63

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Singo_luv Before a breakfast TV interview??

Sure twitter.com/breakfastnews/…

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Kantrowitz This is madness. Don’t understand why anyone would want this. buzzfeed.com/mathonan/meet-… pic.twitter.com/kCdBtlVJbt

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DeletedWiki List of fictional ungulates in video games

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SydneyTom_ erm… twitter.com/Sia/status/879…

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VictoriaPolice Say hello to Constable Humphrey 🐾👋🏼 - the newest member of the Prahran Licensing Unit! 👮🏼😂🐶 pic.twitter.com/ux0NC3iwBw

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@marcuskelson @DavidHuntGirt I sounded more serious just then than I meant to.

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@semibogan Any day now. Because David Koch is obviously much smarter than Vanessa Teague.

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@marcuskelson @DavidHuntGirt She doesn’t. She speaks simply and directly. The really smart kind of smart person who..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…G9

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Meanwhile, @RadioFreeTom on @IntlSpyMuseum’s Spycast re his book “The Death of Expertise” is a must-listen. spymuseum.org/multimedia/spy…

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Yes, why not ask an actual cryptographer about encryption? Who’d have imagined! twitter.com/MsLods/status/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Or their Australian Rules teams, actually. It’s all the Italo-Catholics up at Rostrevor. Mostly nor..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus Possibly even third-tier. I mean, even Rostrevor is better than St Ignatius, possibly due to the st..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6T

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not quite. St Ignatius is very much a second-tier school. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Has anyone ever charted “South Australian factional politics explained via inter-school rivalries”?

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@melissamadsen True. And for the ladies only, MLC versus… Wilderness?

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In the clear light of morning, this tweet seems even more Adelaide than it did last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“London tower fire has lessons for Sydney”, says @smh editorial, and rightly so. smh.com.au/comment/smh-ed…

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normative This is an unfortunately widespread view, because it sounds extra savvy, but encourages fatalist passivity. twitter.com/jamessocalie/s…

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marquelawyers Pauline Hanson cleverly exposes the evils of “globalism” by selling One Nation t-shirts made by a French company in Bangladesh.

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Tue plan, draft: Eggs; errand to Penrith; writing en route there and back; a bit more writing, if mental energy remains; soup, probably.

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@R_Chirgwin @greensjeremy The coal-powered aircraft image in that tweet is by Polish artist Michal Kwolek…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…hm

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@R_Chirgwin @greensjeremy That CGI electric aircraft (which doesn’t exist) is more attractive to The Greens than a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j8

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pseudomorph Are we there yet?

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markknoller PM Modi invites Pres Trump to visit India. No date mentioned. Followed by another hug. pic.twitter.com/FWZRzFnpHU

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Let me just think about that for a while… twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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BernardKeane What an astonishing screw up by a major newspaper. Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/rpjEbw7THV

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This Wikipedia page should never have been deleted. twitter.com/DeletedWiki/st…

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MarkDiStef The prime minister is on Triple M praising Eddie McGuire for losing 15kgs using the same Chinese doctor he used to lose weight.

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Oh, and @TheEconomist. Which isn’t a bot. And not really very idiotic. Mostly.

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Since the world doesn’t make sense anyway, I figured I might as well start the day with idiotic twitter bots.

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TheEconomist Donald Trump will go down in history as the man who killed the business suit. From @1843mag econ.st/2td962U pic.twitter.com/JOSOBS5wH6

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DeletedWiki Putting Salt on a Snail

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wintnation Just goes to show you that the trolls will have a positive effect on this government and help turn things around!

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RealPressSecBot A statement by the President: pic.twitter.com/pJaWlL3rLT

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Tuesday. There’s a grey border around it now, which should make the defects less obvious. Tuesday.

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