Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

July 20th, 2017

@AnnikaCorbert @edhusicMP @dobes Yeah if that’s your starting point then nothing will ever placate your fears. I do..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dt

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AnnikaCorbert

ArchbishopMark King James I described his courtiers or some of them as “spangle babies” (so I read). I may use that myself…occasionally.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

DavidRDHeath Fire alarms at Town Hall. Emergency exits open.

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

TrainsInfo 1. Manspreading
2. Feet on seat
3. Bag on seat
A trifecta of rubbish commuting etiquette
Don’t worry champ, nobody..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…lz

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Macron has never held my hands. So sad. twitter.com/Claire_Phipps/…

via TweetDeck

Riana_Crypto Nooooo. Subverting OTA updates to hack endpoints is a terrible idea, as many, including yours truly, have explained..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…B3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

jdthndr This is… creepy pic.twitter.com/RyUoqb8G0a

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:11 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

daytimesnaps pic.twitter.com/yGZMDNB3Qq

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Histreepix The Mona Lisa sheds its outer skin to reveal an identical, smaller Mona Lisa. Paris, 1947. pic.twitter.com/c3CFQb1eRC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@Gazhopper07 It is true. I did this thing. And glad to have been of service.

via TweetDeck in reply to Gazhopper07

Shear_Gold @Scott_A_Moody @MikeCarlton01 Chris used to spend a lot of his time in Phuket taking advantage of the local services.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Radio spot done. I’ll sit in the corner for a while before heading up the hill.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

What sort of daft question even is this? twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

via TweetDeck

Typical. The quieter spot I chose to do this radio spot has suddenly turned into a thoroughfare for arsehats.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@jonoabroad I’m really not interested in your sex life.

via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

I wish I could be seasonably adjusted, just like the economy.

via TweetDeck

gths ENNYEWHHJHJWHJHWAJEEEAWEIIIIGGGGHHHH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@abcgoldcoast I think that once I’ve done this radio spot I’ll get myself some medicinal boat noodle. The gods know I need it.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

wintnation It is a privilege to become an Australian citizen but it has not gone far enough.

via wintnation (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

I’m talking about various security bits on @abcgoldcoast at 1710 AEST, so in about 35 minutes. abc.net.au/goldcoast or on ABC apps.

via TweetDeck

@DrMoniqueMann @nidhalaigh @zdnetaustralia Oh it’s very interesting indeed. I’d flag it as a must-see presentation..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uQ

via TweetDeck in reply to DrMoniqueMann

@lants @OaaSvc Let me introduce you to what became known as the Snowtown Murders. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_…

via TweetDeck in reply to lants

@lants I’m so sorry to hear that.

via TweetDeck in reply to lants

@juhasaarinen Goddammit, it’s actually spelled “shoo-in”, from the word used to herd cattle.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Fear of downloadable guns becoming a reality” zdnet.com/article/fear-o…

via TweetDeck

Well there goes my chance for an Order of Australia. I’d have been a shoe-in otherwise.

via TweetDeck

@TonyAbbottMHR Christ, @TonyAbbottMHR @MrKRudd, you’re both being arseholes, you’re both yesterday’s news. Do somet..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3H

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

FFS, @TonyAbbottMHR, quit the fuckin’ dick-swinging over who’s the biggest cunt to refugees. The world is bigger th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x0

via TweetDeck

@jeamland @jpwarren Yeah, Murdonc is the one. Or maybe Merdonc.

via TweetDeck in reply to jeamland

@munin I’d spell that “Noozr”, at least if I hated myself that much.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to munin

News Corp should update that to a 2017 name. Like Tronc. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via TweetDeck

HAHAHAHAHA. “News 360.” How 2011. twitter.com/TelumMedia/sta…

via TweetDeck

oliyoung Stilgherian also knows he’s breaking The Rules by talking about it.

twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

wintnation Chheer’s, and thank you, and good luck to all life on Earth

via wintnation (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@PeteLawler You mean the continual sequence of message saying your recipient key isn’t valid? Yeah, I’m getting them.

via TweetDeck in reply to PeteLawler

Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains undesirable objects.

via TweetDeck

The great American cartoonist B Kliban understood these things. pic.twitter.com/H1U14cc2Iy

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Fuck me! Senate inquiry reports! When it’s a nice day out there and I could be sitting in a park drinking $3-a-litre wine from a box.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Checking a fact before writing it into a story. Because apparently journalism is fixated on that shit.

via TweetDeck

Note to self: Even if you do have a cold, don’t emerge from the bathroom sniffling and wiping your nose with the back of your hand.

via TweetDeck

@dweomer @michaelneale Ah no, sorry, I mean Michael’s thing.

via TweetDeck in reply to dweomer

@darrenpauli Mate. Don’t give these fuckers any more ideas.

via TweetDeck in reply to darrenpauli

@dweomer @michaelneale I don’t even know what this means.

via TweetDeck in reply to dweomer

I like balloons. They’re pretty. twitter.com/SteveAustinABC…

via TweetDeck

DrEugeniaCheng I love children who see through the “real life” maths questions… pic.twitter.com/b09PK4p1un

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

wintnation Last night I had the pleasure of speaking with myself.

via wintnation (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@LapTop006 You say that like it’s a bad thing.

via TweetDeck in reply to LapTop006

So, um, yeah… This is Adelaide. This is where I’m from. My home city has a reputation for weird serial killers. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yn

via TweetDeck

Kickstarter is the Etsy of technology. Discuss.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Or maybe there’s yet another kind of Kickstarter project. I dunno. pic.twitter.com/ecpuonjHC2

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

The other kind of Kickstarter projects is the stuff that’s simply frightening. pic.twitter.com/aUh4kXJeof

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@BXGD Fuck. I hadn’t thought of that.

via TweetDeck in reply to BXGD

@jonoabroad @dobes Meh. Actual relevant people at that company told me to ignore the PR people, and just talk to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Qx

via TweetDeck in reply to jonoabroad

Thu plan: 0930 meeting (done); write for @zdnetaustralia (shortly); haircut; boat noodle, maybe; train to Wentworth Falls. Final order TBA.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@dobes Oh, and vendor PRS? Next time you blacklist me from an event, at give my editor and me the same bullshit exc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kj

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@dobes I support whoever it who suggested that editors should just send an intern and text them any new questions. Or give them an earpiece.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dobes

Christ, about fucking time! Some journalists brave gunfire. The Washington press gallery? “Oh I dunno. Make a video..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3e

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@rachael_falk @zdnetaustralia Thanks. Tinfoilers will never be satisfied, obviously. But “See? No elephants! The an..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YK

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rachael_falk

“Oh great, more useless hipster shit. Yeah thanks for that.”

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

I seem to be on a mail list for new stuff on Kickstarter. I might start replying to them with sharp on-line reviews…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

Hey tech conference program organisers, do this, OK? twitter.com/ryber/status/8…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@rachael_falk @zdnetaustralia Indeed. That’s part of the “hard problem”. I’m thinking of doing a column exploring t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gm

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rachael_falk

@rachael_falk @zdnetaustralia More seriously, times have changed. I think people expect more these days that “Trust..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZA

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@rachael_falk @zdnetaustralia So our fine Aussie spooks aren’t up for the hard problems? Very disappointed. ;)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rachael_falk

@daniels_den I shared house with one such model once. He was very good at hiding the “purging”.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to daniels_den

NickFeik Et tu, New Yorker? twitter.com/newyorker/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:50 AM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

@daniels_den @LouisVuitton Is the first tip that you have to be anorexic?

via TweetDeck in reply to daniels_den

@derekbradley That… that wasn’t actually Hitler. They used an actor.

via TweetDeck in reply to derekbradley

@melissamadsen I’ve read / listened to a few Norman Ohler interviews, keep meaning to buy the book.

via TweetDeck in reply to melissamadsen

@engin_eer Yeah but six-year-long meth binges are kinda frowned upon these days.

via TweetDeck in reply to engin_eer

Uber, but for bringing you Kevin Rudd’s opinion on why he was right and everyone else was wrong.

via TweetDeck

I wonder whether Hitler ever got tired. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

via TweetDeck

wintnation It’s unclear what deterrent the death penalty has on the cost of electricity through wind and solar is subsidies with federal monies.

via wintnation (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Jul 20th, 2017 via TweetDeck)

Me at @zdnetaustralia Wed: “Data retention’s value for money still not proven: Criminologist” zdnet.com/article/data-r…

via TweetDeck

Thu plan, draft: 0930 meeting; write for @zdnetaustralia; remainder TBA, but in theory it includes a train to Wentworth Falls.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@marcuskelson We had a kelpie and a border collie kelpie cross. Great dogs.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@marcuskelson Kelpies are just ridiculously enthusiastic. WE’VE ROUNDED UP ALL THE COWS AND HAVE BEEN RUNNING AND R..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3A

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to marcuskelson

Look I grew up on a dairy farm. Heat is a real problem. Cows wear full leathers and can’t take them off. Ask any bi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cP

via Tweetbot for iΟS

Thursday. In one place there are two, but in another place there’s seven. Inexplicable. Thursday.

via Tweetbot for iΟS