Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 24th, 2017

awelder This is the most humble day of Kushner’s life twitter.com/sprocket___/st…

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AbiWilks lmao I’m so into this illustration twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/st…

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resentfultweet Congrats to @NatSecGeek for discovering the world’s worst pickup line in this FBI pamphlet on Soviet espionage:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ha

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@StephanieCarvin Enjoy! BTW, his anti-gambling stance was genuine. As a suburban solicitor he helped out many in tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…MD

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daytimesnaps pic.twitter.com/0dNxmGaWms

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@StephanieCarvin Yep. I just checked, and Google Images on “nick xenophon stunt” will give you plenty. The goats are my personal favourite.

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@StephanieCarvin Populist independent state politician in SA, ran on anti-gambling, then on local issues against fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9w

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edbott Chaser. twitter.com/pwnallthething…

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edbott Shot: twitter.com/pwnallthething…

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JBWolfsthal To be clear, there is ZERO evidence this is remotely true. Same lies that led to Iraq Invasion. Dangerous, false an..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…sI

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buherator Merchants of dea…wait, is this issue more complex? twitter.com/revskills/stat…

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jonkeegan Spotted by my wife in Trivial Pursuit 80’s edition tonight. Prophetic. pic.twitter.com/gyVbjSV21q

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PaulBongiorno Watching Four Corners remember there is not a Labor vote in the Murray Darling. The Nationals State and federal couldn’t give a stuff.

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You had me at “weird blumenthalesque fluid”. twitter.com/penbo/status/8…

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’d have to be way out of touch to think that having a go at a student parody is anything but a bad look.

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Why do you care? It’s in France. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@TimWattsMP @MsLods “Strong” is a word for it, yes, perhaps.

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Awwww. “No permission was sought or granted to use his name and images,” says Xenophon’s media advisor, unaware per..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ZQ

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Yeah thanks for that, Mike. [Reaches for the bleach.] twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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You know what you’re going to hate about tomorrow? Wall to wall reporting of the Wisdom of Xenophon of the Murray.

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@PeteLawler I now understand what’s going on. Well, that bit anyway. The rest of the world is still a bit fuzzy.

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GameGriffin Shout out to the man in the audience for Dunkirk who turned to his girlfriend + said “Dunkirk” when the word ‘Dunkirk’ came up on screen.

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“Read Jared Kushner’s Prepared Remarks” nytimes.com/interactive/20… At least, do so if your life is and empty.

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“And then the murders began…” twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…

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I’ve washed it down with cider, just to be sure.

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@PeteLawler Is there any chance you mean Thursday and not tomorrow?

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@PeteLawler I have no idea what any of that means, but may God bless you and all who sail in you.

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paleofuture “Yeah, no shit.” - all of Australia twitter.com/cnbc/status/88…

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@PeteLawler Thank you, yes, but I bought one good and large beer, rather than two small bad beers.

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@MsLods @TimWattsMP Oh dear. I have no memory of that earlier tweet. I’m worried now.

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wintnation SENATE SPEECH - Pollie Perks system operating successfully in US/Europe

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There’s quite a bit to unpack here. twitter.com/_F_B_G_/status…

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“The 9pm Edict” will be streamed live from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ at 2100 AEST Thursday. Support it with a tip at stilgherrian.com/tip/

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This fits nicely into one of my rants for “The 9pm Edict” being recorded on Thursday night.

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In which Australia’s Minister for Human Services reveals that doesn’t actually know what poverty means, surprising..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…NO

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@mrgrumpystephen Oh no, this is definitely not one for the recreational drug list.

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Meh. I’m pretty sure I haven’t taken any yet this evening. YOLO. [Downs pill]

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve been told, by someone who claims to be a “doctor”, that those 7-day pill boxes are “not just for old people”.

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I’m detecting some negative vibes in relation to Chris Corrigan. It’s like he’s not popular with some people.

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So, did I have my evening meds or not? I don’t think I did, but then if I have and I take more it’ll be another 36-hour adventure.

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@tea_n_see @TimWattsMP Well there’s a testimonial. “Better than Peter Costello.”

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adebradley Today’s thoughts - where would you drain a sewer into, if not a sewer?

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Since you may have missed it earlier, this is how @TimWattsMP’s mind works. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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xinfengcao Last night in northwest China, suspected anti ballistic missile test.
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To be honest, I’d like to see a lot more of Jared Kushner wearing a blue blazer in war zones. It’s a great look.

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In part, China’s success will come not from trying to clone Silicon Valley, a unique confluence, but by just gettin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…L8

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BBCBusiness More than 2,500 products ‘have shrunk’ bbc.in/2uPfkHo

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crazyfun_nicol the great thing about tv is that if you turn it up loud enough it drowns out all the terrible thoughts in your head.

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@RichardTuffin @theprojecttv Cool. I’ll remember to have a few shrooms first.

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@RichardTuffin @theprojecttv That’s OK, I’ll check it out on Tenplay later up.

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Gosh, @theprojecttv, bringing an expert on psychopaths into a TV studio is a bold move. Talk about a target-rich en..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ob

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On the other hand, you do have to admit that this is sex in a strange place. twitter.com/Tim_Beshara/st…

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joshgnosis Bolt says his criticism of Triggs isn’t an “obsessive indulgence” in a seven minute editorial about her at the start of his show.

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Advertising people have a magic dust especially for this. twitter.com/pascalg15/stat…

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cyenne40 Buzzfeed has some serious competition.
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Glinner “Controversial” view twitter.com/wkyc/status/88…

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@travisbynight Chinese investment has almost no strings attached, if I heard the podcast aright.

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thomas_violence getting some incredibly baffling comments on this article pic.twitter.com/JnBmSCAwH6

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@nehadk That’s a new one for me, but then Britain had penal colonies and let them loose at the end of the seven-yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Nu

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@travisbynight China’s railway diplomacy is an art in itself.

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JazzTwemlow [My child in the future]
“Dad, what was your online brand like when you were my age?”

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Further to that podcast, “A thousand golden stars: China goes to Africa” economist.com/news/middle-ea… (I haven’t read this yet.)

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@jplonie There have been calls for this, but it’s hard to describe the action when someone has their fingers in your mouth.

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YoungMasterPaul Sorry, this gorgeous. twitter.com/superdeluxe/st…

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A bit like if you’re a Muslim and send a tweet, John? twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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It’s about more than that one base. It’s an excellent backgrounder on China’s strategic aims in Africa. Listen to it. You will learn things.

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“Here’s why China built that military base in Africa” is a must-listen @Reuters War College podcast. reuters.com/article/us-war…

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amyohconnor Sophie Ellis-Bextor was only 22 when she released Murder on the Dancefloor twitter.com/WhatTheFFacts/…

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@NicholasFryer Well there’s been pushback. Crime Against Humanity, or some such softcock excuse.

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@izzyelle Indeed. And if you’re prepared to have absolutely no joy in life.

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Note that “Food - basic dietary requirements” at $65 a week is less than $10 a day. For everything. Well done, NZ S..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sq

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NicholasFryer The weirdest thing about TV twitter is that it’s one long, unrelenting, bitching list of all the reasons why nobody sane would watch TV.

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@nkav Perhaps it’s bouncing the call to somewhere that’s already been taken offline.

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I’m on the phone to Asteroid Control as we speak… twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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DeletedWiki MASSIVE TRAFFIC CONE SHAPED ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE

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@charliex64 I’ll assume the MFB knows what they’re talking about, but a cable short would reduce current to the device, not increase it.

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@Raf_Epstein @abcmelbourne There’s actually real advice. 1. Put the device on a flat, non-flammable surface while c..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hd

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@Raf_Epstein @abcmelbourne “Just beware” is always such excellent advice, in any situation. twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…

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@Raf_Epstein @abcmelbourne The radio spot has been done. It also included my eggs recipe, for reasons which still seem unclear.

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Oh here we go. A caller going on about “Well, before 1970…” That’s the great thing about talkback radio. The worl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Po

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Gawd the last two callers on @abcmelbourne didn’t at all sound like they’re just a little bit astroturf.

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nehadk Why was a singer at a music festival? twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…

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RVAwonk A wise friend reminded me of this RAND article on the “firehose of falsehood” propaganda model. Look familiar?..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7n

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Whenever a politician says they’re after a level playing field and “a fair go”, check your pockets and purse.

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wintnation BREAKING Pauline Hanson’s One Nation was able to upload this picture from last week’s opening of the Maroochydore Basketball Stadium.

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manwhohasitall “I am NOT a cricketer’s husband!” whines Callum who I must point out is the husband of a cricketer and should be proud of his role.

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@yarrambat @Raf_Epstein @abcmelbourne Mate, people drive cars despite the road death tolls. Some people even go bungee jumping.

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@juhasaarinen Only if you don’t use the ointment.

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snurb_dot_info Have to say, though: it’s refreshingly honest to state that the key qualification for US presidents these days is basic golfing skills.

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@reubenacciano @yarrambat @Raf_Epstein @abcmelbourne We’re talking about battery fires. What are you talking about?

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@KetanJ0 Some people seem to expect a lot from something that was sucked out of a cow a week or two beforehand.

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@yarrambat @Raf_Epstein @abcmelbourne And Dell recalled 4.1 million batteries on 2006, HP did 100,000 earlier this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dF

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MrJonathanKing Jesus, that last pic is a gut punch. twitter.com/krangtnelson/s…

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From Feb 2017, a Dell laptop that burst into flames four times, because these arsehats didn’t take the hint. abcnews.go.com/Technology/vid…

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@jetztgibtshaue I see what you did there, but I’m going to pretend I didn’t.

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Meanwhile, over at @TrainLinkWest, they’ve opened the bar fridge. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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“Exploding laptop battery in Melbourne home prompts warning about buying non-genuine parts” abc.net.au/news/2017-07-2… pic.twitter.com/fNUmxDg3X4

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jeamland Maybe if Trump just learned to code this whole nightmare would end…

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GreenJ help. twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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Wait. No. Two more things. I have to talk to @Raf_Epstein on @abcmelbourne at 1730 AEST, and that’s only an hour away.

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I have one more thing to do today, but I might just arse about on Twitter for a couple hours first.

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djrothkopf Sometimes Washington newcomers are adorable to watch…like puppies on a twelve-lane highway. twitter.com/yashar/status/…

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Look it doesn’t have to be a Frenchman, but if that is what’s on offer I’ll take it. twitter.com/darksecretplac…

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@AntiLeft2701 This is what you do, is it? This is the repertoire? Yeah I wouldn’t want to put my name to it either.

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Maybe someone should find a simple way to stop bacteria in milk. Maybe some sort of heat treatment? twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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And just to be clear, @dfpiii, I really do mean ears.

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Happy birthday with this RT, Mr Porteous. Or may I call you David? I’ve had you in my ears for hours, and that seem..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gQ

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @jaltsh Mate, all the disinfectant in the world couldn’t close that place.

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snurbbotinfo I think twice before we descend into coal.

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Tones has got Big Coal so far up his arse he’s got lignite for snot.

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@TonyAbbottMHR There’s only so much reality you can ignore by gesturing earnestly at a bloke in hi-viz, even in a room with downlighting.

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Notice how common sense (the noun, Tony, ‘cos “commonsense” is the adjective) is the usual resort of people avoidin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…k2

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dobes “What does my hose keep running?”
“You never turn it off”
“Someone should do something though”
“You told us not to”..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…gB

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@Kxyne Still, when @LanguageLog is your source, I could easily fall in love with you. It’s so confusing.

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@Kxyne I hate you and everything you stand for.

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@sannapeden This conversation can no longer serve any purpose.

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I can hear a chainsaw.

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I hadn’t even realised someone had set fire to them. twitter.com/DrRimmer/statu…

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Have you noticed how EARS is an anagram of ARSE? Unhealthy, that.

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GreenJ story old as time … twitter.com/SourceBottle/s…

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@jonoabroad @oberonsghost No. It’s “Is Kay here today? I’d like to see her for about those next three appointments,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jk

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Tim_Beshara There’s a lesson in here for all of us. I’m not sure what this lesson is yet. twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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@aleeb88 Yeah I was wondering where you were going with that comment. It’s not a comment I could get away with.

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@jonoabroad I knew there were three or more, but I didn’t know how many. I now know there were four, plus four spin-offs.

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Can you imagine the sort of people who’d be an “American Pie aficionado”?

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Pretty much, though I still face the wrath of aficionados who’ll point out that 3 and 4 had different names rather..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fH

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So just then I actually checked to see how many American Pie movies there were before tweeting. Something is wrong with me.

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Is it sharks? Sharks are inveterate liars and frauds. Loan sharks. Pool sharks. Sharks in general. twitter.com/ConversationUS…

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ririhunty where the fuck u going to with 35 euros twitter.com/dopescenery/st…

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@MadScotty I suspect the boring once are filtered out further upstream. Plus I’m copied on a bunch of clients’ generic addresses.

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@voltagex And since the industry is all about electric cars these days, something something joke about car batteries.

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@voltagex I know, I could’ve become a business car printing reseller and made millions! Also, printer cartridges.

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@voltagex I finally turned off my fax service the other day. I was paying around $100 a year to receive two remitta..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vZ

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POLICY ANNOUNCMENT: From now on, I’ll just delete all email, unless you phone first to tell me it’s legitimate. twitter.com/teknetia/statu…

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@MoaniePandium No problem. There’s a reason the updates to Adobe’s PDF thingos and, even moreso, Flash etc. Ancient..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…BV

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@MoaniePandium Generally, though, if they’re putting a phone call into their workflow then I believe they’re more l..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6Y

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@MoaniePandium PDFs are themselves executable code (PostScript), but can also pull in code from the web, or link ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Hk

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@glitchScatter Yeah, word is this one is a substantial operation.

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ErnestMalley @rhysam “Okay boys…this is how it’s going down…we rush charlie’s bunker complex, while Donald applies soothing..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KC

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Cool, @leopinion is on the case. I got some of these in the first wave too. twitter.com/ARNnet/status/…

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@MoaniePandium Someone would maybe ask to email you a PDF (weaponised), or a script grabbing personal details worki..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…pM

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DPRK_News Highest aspiration of United States youth is become “social media star.” Highest aspiration of DPRK youth is to kil..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…KZ

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Meanwhile, this is the latest phish I’ve seen. Fake ASIC business name renewal notices. pic.twitter.com/heMJV6fvyK

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Here’s today’s attempted scam. Hilarious. pic.twitter.com/iIXp2m8Cse

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Seriously, have you ever fucked a libertarian? They only think of themselves. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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It’s happy because it’s huffing the plasticiser vapour coming off all the old vinyl. twitter.com/ClintonDucas/s…

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This is true. Which reminds me that I really should go to Cyber Week in Tel Aviv. twitter.com/mhackling/stat…

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wintnation donald trump is the best man for the job… and for that we are grateful as a state.

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expectproblems Goodness. Uhm, so, the ISS isn’t an ideal place if you like order and cleanliness. It looks like a ’90s LAN party g..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…PK

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Finally, it is The Time for Eggs.

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Rob_Stott Not sure what a person’s height has to do with their ability to drive a train twitter.com/AndrewBrownAU/…

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Rob_Stott Seems to me Richo is the embodiment of the NSW ALP and is a perfect choice to speak at the conference

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I see today’s Alien Side Boob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “The Seven Stages of Drinking Martinis”. Promising…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…QX

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The lineup for @ruxcon 21-22 Oct in Melbourne is shaping up good. Call for presentations closes 30 Sep…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ze

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@jonoabroad @blackdoginst I’m told that you don’t even have to make up some excuse involving a dog, because there’s this bloke.

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@missyk Yeah, it’s bad enough (though funnier) watching it from afar. A shame. America seemed like such a great idea at the time.

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Hey America, don’t worry, we’ve got one of these too.

Sigh. twitter.com/BXGD/status/88…

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@R_Chirgwin Ah. No. But there’s this other stuff they can inject you with that makes you young again. Well, feel yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U3

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This is excellent news from @blackdoginst. Now replicate it, all you brain doctor research tinkering bastards out t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…tn

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@paulkidd @hepvic No hepatitis on Fridays? Is this a Kosher thing?

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“Government: It’s not just for golf courses!”

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I’d normally use a much stronger word here, but Americans scare easily.

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Still, America, if you’re happy to let people die — or even worse be “unproductive” — because ideology, well, you know God will judge you.

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Here in Australia we laugh at your “Government by the people, for the people, unless they get sick” system, worst b..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…t5

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Mon plan, redraft: Story pitches; eggs (late ‘cos I’ve been gossiping too long); one SEKRIT project task; writing or editing task(s) TBA.

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@AuAgainstTrump Oh. In which case follow the golden rule:

Never. Go. Drinking. With. Russians.

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BernardKeane Want to know why Labor should run a mile from Graham Richardson? @Kate_McClymont has you covered bit.ly/2vORXu6

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parsfarce quick shout out to every house having a massive plastic bag full of plastic bags for in case you ever need a plastic bag

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I DON’T KNOW HOW ABOUT WE DRAIN SOMEONE’S BLOOD LIKE ALL OF IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. twitter.com/ConversationED…

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GreenJ timeless tweets twitter.com/rgcooke/status…

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@gszathmari Vegemite doesn’t numb the pain, but you wish it did.

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@bigmac OMFG HOW CAN I TELL WHETHER I GOT THE RIGHT ONE OR NOT QUICK GET ME A HAMMER I HAVE TO MAKE SURE.

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FFS people, give this man some goddam money so we can hear refugees’ voices and not his. twitter.com/ResignInShame/…

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wintnation POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT - One Nation is ALWAYS ahead of the introduction of Sharia Law

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SwiftOnSecurity Chugga chugga here comes Bitcoin removing market inefficiencies pic.twitter.com/MsY5e0oCSU

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper I will say that out of all the cybersecurity vendors globally, Kaspersky La..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…84

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper Five Eyes nations are considered the best at this, then RU, CN, IL in the o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7A

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper No problem. It’s a question that keeps coming up, like it does with Huawei and the PLA.

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper And the symmetry is that US security vendors work with their govt agencies,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LK

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper When Kaspersky Lab opened its US office, it gave the source code to NSA. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…PV

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TimdeSousa Fun fact - the Privacy Act doesn’t apply to employee records. So it’s hard to see how this could possibly be correc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…l2

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dobes HORSERACE JOURNALISM SAW MINOR MOVEMENT AND EXTRAPOLATED FOR EFFECT

They should bin thyself twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@gszathmari That is an option, yes. And I do have a friend in Budapest.

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@twiddlekins @NewtonMark @Snailseyeview While this is true, and while PoE is important, on the whole I’d rather hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Fi

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@NewtonMark @Snailseyeview Yeah that’s a long-ish procedure. I think the most I’ve ever had, for a set of molar work, was three.

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@twiddlekins @NewtonMark @Snailseyeview Ah yeah but you’re younger, and I grew up on rainwater, which doesn’t have..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6i

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@NewtonMark @Snailseyeview I’ve heard that some people need a double or triple dose of the anaesthetic to last the distance.

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper FWIW, DPM&C couldn’t use Kaspersky products without a green light from ASD,..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Pd

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@alsotheabyss I know Bangkok, and people in Bangkok. Phuket is not high on my list of places to visit ever.

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@twiddlekins @OaaSvc Yeah y’see I’ve been told that’s not the best strategy.

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper People to point to Kapersky’s KGB past. I dunno. Disclosure: I have travell..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9B

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@AuAgainstTrump @lenoretaylor @SatPaper Hard to say. I haven’t seen anything which would suggest it but then I woul..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SC

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Actually I have thought of getting the bulk of my dental work done in Bangkok, because it’s probably cheaper even with the flights.

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@travisbynight @ResignInShame Thanks. I’ll see how I go with my current dentist, because reasons, but may quote around.

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@Snailseyeview Thank you. I don’t mind the dentistry process at all. Lie back and think of Warrnambool. And my dent..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6t

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@OaaSvc Yeah, my dental process is (1) avoid for 5+ years; (2) be forced into it by disaster; (3) cry at $3000-odd dental bills.

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In the future, everyone will work for BuzzFeed for 15 minutes. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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As it happens, the filling did fall out of a molar, but there’s a lot of other work to be done elsewhere too. twitter.com/Snailseyeview/…

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Thank you, Toothy Goodness, whoever you are, for your very generous contribution to Toothocalypse. Wow.

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Should you wish to support either the podcast or my forthcoming toothocalypse, go to stilgherrian.com/tip/ and consider your life choices.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. including that “The 9pm Edict” is this Thursday night at 210..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ja

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Mon plan, draft: Eggs; ease into a three-day burst of writing and editing, order of play TBA; an evening of reading.

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wintnation I thought Hinch was all about protecting children, or does he think that’s just moderate Islam?

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@trentyarwood @OaaSvc @jonoabroad @TimWattsMP @dobes Robots next, I guess, given the advances by the US Army and others.

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CyberWarfaRRe How Cyberwarfare Makes Cold Wars Hotter rightrelevance.com/search/article… pic.twitter.com/oHgsSHUFbm

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gelliottmorris Asymmetric polarization: The entire GOP has moved to the right, where Dems have just become slightly less moderate…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1v

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dreadpiratemick The cast of TV’s whitest show are declaring their support for eugenics. Jesus wept. pic.twitter.com/0uUWE2ZPeP

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@RANDCorporation Well, it’s at least another excuse for our “leaders” to screech about the terrorisms again.

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RuthHHopkins In St. Paul, MN pic.twitter.com/qTvvoV3q6C

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@jonoabroad @TimWattsMP @dobes Ah this is a better procedure then. And this reminds me that I’m overdue for a test. Thank everyone.

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This chart is bullshit. No rent or mortgage payments? No avocado? twitter.com/servantofchaos…

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@dobes @TimWattsMP I don’t know, but remember that @gattaca is in the Canadia and can watch things safely from across the cyberborder.

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jackkirby A DOG SHOULD BE ABLE TO PURSUE WHATEVER CAREER IT DAMN WELL WANTS. pic.twitter.com/GpXQGGmIjV

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@marcuskelson @marcuskelson Have you been chewing your Macquarie Dictionary?

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@R_Chirgwin @TimWattsMP @dobes Also, that looks like New York. How was @TimWattsMP allowed into the America? This raises so many questions.

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@TimWattsMP @dobes Gentlemen, prostate cancer is a bugger of a thing. So in the name of @TimWattsMP, get someone to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iY

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Bad Monday Thing: This disturbing image from @TimWattsMP, and the word association that brought it to me. Thank you, I think? Ping @dobes.

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I haven’t looked at the emails properly yet, so I’ll get back to you all individually once eggs have been consumed. Crazy people.

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Good Monday Thing: Some of you crazy people have been contributing to my impromptu dental fund overnight. Thank you..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Rn

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Monday. You could draw a circle around it. Or you could swap it over completely. Monday.

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