Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 2nd, 2017

OK, I’m outta here.

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@paulkidd I quite like the place because it is what it is.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I guess that @onthemedia will be covering familiar ground this week. Again.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The need for a Narrative consumes all. Their must be simple characters and a simple plot. As soon a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2T

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@paulkidd I have only been to Las Vegas the once, but I distinctly remember large amounts of desert.

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And the Narrative is off and running. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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TheMediaTweets Michael Gove, literally making a pig’s ear of Brexit… twitter.com/GdnPolitics/st…

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DEFINITELY WAITING IN THE MOST PATIENT PATIENTLY WAY POSSIBLE.

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This list is also fascinating, but journalists seem unable to find it. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_m…

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Whatever you do, don’t count any of these massacres, or calculate the percentage of population killed. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_I…

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Over the last hour, “worst in modern history” has become “worst in history”, so no need to think about any awkward massacres in America.

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@sylmobile The are filters. There are meant to be filters.

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Somehow tweets relating to The Terrible TV Program are finding their way into my timeline. This is unacceptable.

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Give me another half an hour and I’ll knock out the rest of a workable* Tory platform.

* May involve the misuse of earthmoving equipment.

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1. Don’t pigeon-hole people with words like “millennials”. 2. Stop being incompetent cunts. twitter.com/Freeman_George…

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PhilSandifer Well look, how bad could a Spanish Civil War really be?

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How fuckin’ special would you have to think you were to go from fragmentary news reports to telling another country what they’ve got wrong.

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I’m glad everyone’s got America sorted already.

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AngryFlatCap I’ve created a Chrome plugin that replaces estate agent clichés with something a little more truthful…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3M

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OK, I’d better catch the 2018 , so I get to Wentworth Falls at 2210, and then hit the painkillers at @bunjaree.

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Judging a person at the next table.

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@tacticalmaid @decryption If you can’t speculate then why are you even on Twitter?

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@Rashas_Mo Now now. If I were offered the chance to jog with the UK Foreign Minister I’d be up for it.

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That’s some impressive m00b action going on there. twitter.com/MalcolmMoore/s…

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@franksting Er, there is a man across the room who has wine he can sell me, because he is licensed to do so.

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@jamescmcpherson I would never piss off the cook, or the chef, because such people are vital.

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@twiddlekins Dunno, but if you find out I’m there.

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Wow. There’s just so much going on here. pic.twitter.com/U7dhdGYJze

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@NuclearAnthro ONE CAN ONLY HOPE BECAUSE YOU ARE THERE AND I AM OVER HERE SO HEY I’M GOOD.

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samandpineapple I had no idea you could buy this, I’ve been just using alcohol pic.twitter.com/WxGUNIne8P

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I am new to everything. I am like a little child, bright-eyed and innocent and amazed by all the shiny things. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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garthk “Make active. Keep your sentences short and tight.” twitter.com/ABC/status/914… pic.twitter.com/shAOzr8AaM

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I’m on the other side of the planet, and have no need to know about the Las Vegas incident. But if I did, I’d start..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…J8

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@michaelneale Grammar, Michael. “Am there 3 days to the new Blade Runner?” twitter.com/michaelneale/s…

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richard_littler So, Facebook says @Scarfolk is a real place and wants me to pay them to advertise there. pic.twitter.com/wRwHomcdcc

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@michaelneale I dunno, Michael, there’s a lot of people out there.

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free_facts Circles are rounded off triangles

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Who else can I piss off?

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I’m still hungry.

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@GordyPls @swearyanthony I have been called various words starting with D.

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@LAURENTLEGS “React in horror” doesn’t mean “Retweet every random unconfirmed rumour”. Stop. Think. Choose.

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Or, if your friends are injured or dead, they’re not going to get any less injured or dead by your headless chicken act.

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Sorry, this is bullshit. Las Vegas population: 630,000. Casualties: Fewer than 40 so far. Your friends are probably..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KR

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@0xAli I too have to stop myself.

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GET. ON. WITH. YOUR. FUCKING. LIVES. YOU. DISGUSTING. VULTURES.

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Las Vegas Update: What is know for certain so far? NOTHING. You can wait five fucking minutes, or five hours, until someone actually know.

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TL;DR? DON’T JUST RETWEET RANDOM UNSUBSTANTIATED SHIT BECAUSE YOU FIND IT AMAZING. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

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Or, if you prefer, the Terrorism Edition rather than the Active Shooter Edition. wnyc.org/story/breaking… pic.twitter.com/cfPRAnC3hs

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OK, everyone, before tweeting one more damn thing about this Las Vegas incident, read this. wnyc.org/story/breaking… pic.twitter.com/i8WwDSZSAq

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@roseannebyrne @SkyNewsAust Teachers make all the difference. But you know that. :)

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The only thing I have left to do today is getting to back to Wentworth Falls, and I’m close to Central. I’m sure this will end well.

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@roseannebyrne @SkyNewsAust I’m SO lucky to have had some great teachers, mostly.

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botandy excellent, more existence

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@roseannebyrne That’s where I was coming from with my Year 5 guess. I wasn’t toooooo far out. And they key point re..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SU

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PPantsdown Just been blocked from FB for 7 days for posting this collage of @TonyAbbottMHR surrounded by real images of anti-L..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…94

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I’ve titled that photo “Sydney Harbour, after David Moore” because, well, obviously. davidmoorephotography.com.au/sydney-harbour/ That m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dL

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 383: Pain in, but not because of, Melbourne” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/38… Covers 25 Sep to 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pn

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@roseannebyrne @SkyNewsAust Gotcha. Makes sense, tho I’m old enough to have done New Math etc. Our rebel rural prin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…z4

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@KarlskiB @SkyNewsAust Ah, I see where you were going. But polling, like most industries, has “standard products” and rate cards.

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@roseannebyrne @SkyNewsAust To come back to the point, though, I’d have thought that “eve @SkyNewsAust” would requi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jh

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@KarlskiB @SkyNewsAust Go for 1000 households to get aq ±3 percentage point margin of error. Add it to an “omnibus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WU

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@roseannebyrne @SkyNewsAust Then I bow, etc. :) I am surprised, as I say, but then I’m both old and without school-aged children.

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@roseannebyrne @SkyNewsAust It strikes me as unlikely this isn’t covered in primary school. Checking NSW syllabus n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rm

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PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER FACT CHECK PLEASE: What year do kids do percentages of percentages? @SkyNewsAust needs your..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mv

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@SkyNewsAust So yeah, @SkyNewsAust, this is how arithmetic actually works. You should hire someone who’s done Grade..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zV

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@SkyNewsAust … but here’s what the data table actually (or presumably) shows. Who said journalists are innumerate..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KT

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OK, so here’s how @SkyNewsAust reported the poll on the Twitter … 1/2 twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@arcadiagt5 I think I’d have to be elsewhere to get your actual Kobe beef.

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What this means, in practical terms, is that the No campaign has nothing to lose. They’ll be thorough arseholes to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…em

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MikeCarlton01 Looking for a laugh ? Need a cheer-up ? Ray Hadley on “integrity” is a side-splitter. twitter.com/myriamrobin/st…

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SkyNewsAust A @SkyNewAust @ReachTEL poll has found Australia will overwhelmingly vote yes in the same sex marriage survey. MORE..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0M

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@twiddlekins @dobes @Steve_Lockstep Mind you, with what’s going down in Catalonia right now, I’m wondering if they’ve got enough concrete.

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Good steak was good. Would steak again.

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@dobes @Steve_Lockstep Isn’t it just! Finally a blockchain for the rest of us.

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mendel Catalan independence referendum protecting ballots with the blockchain pic.twitter.com/2WLLRfr2wv

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alfiepates Just a reminder that US Patent #8246454 is a thing. pic.twitter.com/liJ5MkY4zY

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GreenJ just an hour before the Ray Hadley show, and preparations are in full swing … twitter.com/MedicaIGuide/s…

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dobes All they ever cook meat and two vege, plated to look like a scrotum, but they never realise what it appears to be

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dobes Ever since I thought about 2GB standing for Two Gay Bigots, I cannot get the idea of an Alan Jones & Tony Abbott cooking show out of my head

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At a location near Central, but not the usual one.

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If it were jelly wrestling I’d pay to watch. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Unexpectedly, I just recorded a few quick soundbites for @abcnews “PM”. The news cycle rolls on.

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Stonekettle Attention Brown People of Puerto Rico,

Homeless, thirsty, hungry, and without power? Take comfort in this golf tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H8

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sqiouyilu me: *gazes into the void*
void: *gazes back*
me: you wanna make out
void: what

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ArmsControlWonk Well fuck, there went opacity as a deterrent strategy. twitter.com/bobvulfov/stat…

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Mon plan, update: Ponder the month ahead (in progress); very late lunch, near Central I reckon; Weekly Wrap; train back to Wentworth Falls.

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neighbour_s Senior Indian politicians question the viability of Adani’s Australian mega-mine. Digging Into Adani, next @4corners pic.twitter.com/MmEFRfovCg

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KSBoswell so two of my classmates just asked our professor if his shirt is missing a 2nd part. pic.twitter.com/38ejxdUANN

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ItsTheBrandi This bear comfortably watching other bears eat trash in a garbage dump is basically Twitter. pic.twitter.com/ipKHY7cuhA

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EricGomezAsia Paging comrade @wslafoy twitter.com/stoa1984/statu…

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@michaelmeloni Michael, if I said “Look! There’s a really high cliff!” and you jump off it it’s your choice.

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da_667 The dive into infosec in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/FO6myTDInh

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laurenduca I actually can’t think of a way this would be more ridiculous twitter.com/juddlegum/stat…

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JoshBBornstein it’s come to this twitter.com/maxmarkson/sta…

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jendudley It costs $US160 to look this odd. twitter.com/mashable/statu…

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Shit. @ruxcon is now less than three weeks away and I haven’t organised anything. [Adds item to to-do list.] ruxcon.org.au

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SarcasticRover A hover-bot lowered me to the surface of Mars with a skycrane after parachuting from space while blindfolded… but..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d1

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@johnb78 It’s going to be a lovely afternoon for rail travel. Sightly envious.

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So @JohnBirmingham, Amazon is recommending you to me. Wave of Mutilation: What Lice Beneath” for just AUD 0.94…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WG

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@stufromoz @19bk69 And that would also prohibit the next item on my list. No, it’s a quiet pondering afternoon.

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EffinBirds pic.twitter.com/ebmRYmKf6T

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Mon plan: Slow start, because pain (in progress); late lunch (but where?); ponder the month ahead; Weekly Wrap; uphill .

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Mon plan, preamble: It’s a public holiday, and my own real must-do tasks are to satisfy a cat and, later, return to Wentworth Falls.

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Monday. The animals have all been buried, as per instructions. What next? Monday.

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