Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 9th, 2017

markhumphries Today, Sunrise interviewed Milo Yiannopoulos. Tonight, @TheFeedSBS interviewed his brother Nesquik Yiannopoulos.
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“For boys from 12 to 150, and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys’ games and books” youtu.be/BGag8Qllgnw?t=… HT @Shahbahraz

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@johnb78 I like the choice of three fabrics, which can be different for each orifice. This is quality work.

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livkenney Sums up my past few weeks instagram.com/p/BaBYVV0jBY6/

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@ashabeeeee You’re on holidays. This is none of your concern.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Cyber attribution isn’t so important, even for nation states” zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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@roseannebyrne Or, even more pointedly, they can listen to whoever the hell they like. An odd thing for a DFAT chie..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uP

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, while @RickandMorty is a truly brilliant cartoon, the rapid-dog fight for a splash of low-grad..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…C2

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@JustJimWillDo But we didn’t get to see that balding bloke in a bikini.

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FFS if Christensen had any more coal up his arse he’d sneeze diamonds. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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joshgnosis Big marriage equality story from @lanesainty arriving very shortly.

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The selection of cover models for sports magazines has evolved rapidly since the 1970s. twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…

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krinndnz it fucks me up that clickhole wrote one of the best single-paragraph horror stories I’ve seen pic.twitter.com/zfi1tMPfvV

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Sad but true, whether you read the RT story or one of the many others out there. This is all a bit wrong. twitter.com/smartbrain/sta…

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@GordyPls It still pays to plan ahead, though.

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“DFAT boss warns international students to resist Chinese Communist Party’s ‘untoward’ influence”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Sq

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@GordyPls Maybe they mean driving the porcelain bus.

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I think this all just means it quickly sprays warm water up your twat.

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Momentary expression of excellent cleanliness performance! twitter.com/johntheluthera…

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@hunternield Colour me surprised. If you write about this in more detail anywhere, please let me know.

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emesser This Fitbit pendant was definitely designed by someone who has never menstruated. pic.twitter.com/MrkSNjXCKE

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afewbugs I know there are far worse things going on in the world right now, but what has been seen cannot be unseen twitter.com/standupmaths/s…

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@franksting @scott_thewspot @RickandMorty Look I’m just passing along the news. It wasn’t my idea.

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That’s a delightfully eclectic and forward-looking crowd in the first two rows there. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@theharryshearer This is the classic sketch that @theharryshearer referred to, the one with Jane Mansfield and lobs..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qC

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TheKennyDevine EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Peter Dutton before and after Brandis ‘slap down’. pic.twitter.com/vux1eB2f9q

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America 2020: Erik Prince vs Mark Zuckerberg. [Fetches popcorn.] twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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PulpLibrarian Nothing in the papers again… pic.twitter.com/wGCpeIm3yh

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@dobes I’m not sure that you saw what I did there.

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@dobes Wow. That’s pretty suss, Pence.

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Oh yeah, and now Spotlight wants to re-index them all. I should’ve save this for a cold night.

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Oh. This process will touch all those files too, which means Time Machine will want to back them up again.

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Oh dear. “Rebuilt the archive mailbox,” I say, it’s only 34,000 messages. Mail eats on core, antivirus eats another, computer melts.

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@R_Chirgwin I don’t think that. More just firming up the rain later this week. Not that we didn’t need today’s truck anyway.

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Excellent. I can have a shower now.

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clickbaitrobot Share If You Remember Masturbating With One Of These pic.twitter.com/whLDHIzsiJ

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JustHadOneJob Laziness level: Expert. pic.twitter.com/xnCeRIgXIZ

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@franksting @oliyoung @staticsan @kels_316 @GordyPls It’s a McDonald’s @RickandMorty promotion, or some such bullshit.

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @posty @SwiftOnSecurity I have no idea what you’ve been doing, and I don’t want to know.

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Hurrah! This is the third water tanker we’ve had to order since the start of winter. I declare it to be a drought. pic.twitter.com/xetqPUwb0N

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This is excellent advice for anyone considering asking me for assistance. twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…

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@dobes @ashabeeeee I also knew that typing “dog plushie sex toy” into the Google would not fail me. And now Google knows that too.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cyber attribution isn’t so important, even for nation states” zdnet.com/article/cyber-… Blame @dobes for the imagery.

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“Dildon’ts of Bluetooth: Pen test boffins sniff out Berlin’s smart butt plugs” theregister.co.uk/2017/09/29/ble… @dobes @PointZeroOne

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@PointZeroOne @dobes I assume you’ve heard the term “screwdriving”?

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@zackwhittaker @dobes @ShaneWMurphy @rohan_p I can’t even have a cold shower after than because the water tanker ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nm

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@dobes @ashabeeeee Sure, but isn’t it wonderful to behold.

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For @dobes: “48 inch Giant Husky Pup” Sex Plushie (Product Code: BMHSK48) bearmods.com/Canines-Plush-… pic.twitter.com/qXNovgJW5o

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@dobes @ShaneWMurphy @rohan_p @zackwhittaker Speaking of which, I’m currently looking for a doggie pic to end you,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SM

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@zackwhittaker @dobes @ShaneWMurphy @rohan_p It’s Cyber Safety Week here in Australia and I don’t think @dobes is b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XO

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@dobes @munin You’re welcome to give me a CMS login any time you like.

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thegrugq @matthew_d_green To be fair, does anyone really know who this Dr Green et al really is? You can’t know someone, man,

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matthew_d_green A story about ZCash hits the front page of HN and there’s 1 comment. What are the chances it’ll be a Monero fanboy? pic.twitter.com/H8EWRpMeCZ

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@OaaSvc @zdnetaustralia @rfCSIRT Mate, I can cyber heaps better than that.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia, The cyber count is 34, including in URLs. Not quite a record, alas.

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@FakeDanTosello @BuzzFeed Nazi Karaoke is a thing. Be happy with that.

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EricHolthaus Wow. This is absolutely criminal. FEMA is now filtering its response to a major American city based on politics.
Ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bh

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah there’s a point too. So many of these FinTech types go way, way too heavy on the Kool-Aid™.

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@FakeDanTosello @BuzzFeed He’s singing “America the Beautiful” while nearby Nazis salute. He says his myopia preven..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RG

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Interesting story, but “Cash is already pretty much dead in China” as a headline is basically insane. twitter.com/copernicc/stat…

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REMINDER: @BuzzFeed’s excellent exposition of the Milo / Breitbart / Bannon / Mercer nexus. buzzfeed.com/josephbernstei… Call out the Nazi.

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MichaelRoddan We’re racist and NIMBY, says 82nd largest city in world pic.twitter.com/UpiHWokcO9

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4n6expert @0xAmit @attrc Quick, install a root vegetable kit.

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0xAmit I got a Shell on a scale at a supermarket. Literally. pic.twitter.com/cw8uwFGxwT

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free_facts When ducks quack they are saying hello or something else

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@DDsD I don’t think you did, actually.

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spookperson I love ruining things for old people pic.twitter.com/GofgjT2xn2

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People who follow me because I mention on topic must be annoyed when I talk about all these other topics they hate. “Suffer,” I say.

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@dobes In my case more of a closet I guess. Except, you know, not. I find it all very confusing.

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@dobes Not yet as bad as I’d feared, but I have discovered a couple novel conspiracy theories. twitter.com/Kevin_J_Begley…

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Very pleased that in the latest “Le Show”, @theharryshearer referred to Jane Mansfield and lobsters. Gotta love the classics.

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Well here’s one for @NuclearTakes. Where the fuck do they find these people? twitter.com/charliekirk11/…

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May I recommend once again “The Madness of Donald Trump” by the ever-magnificent @mtaibbi. Read it all. rollingstone.com/politics/featu…

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@dobes @realDonaldTrump No argument there. The trappings of empire have been growing in the US like cancer.

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@snare @realDonaldTrump There is, tho I’m not sure how the C works in a direct insult. Still, more than happy to ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OA

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“There’s no I in ‘team’, @realDonaldTrump, but there is a U in ‘cunt’.” twitter.com/Beaker/status/…

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Mon plan, revised: Noodles; write for @zdnetaustralia; certain quick geekery; errands, Katoomba (if funds arrive in a timely manner).

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TomMcIlroy Latest reader mail on same-sex marriage postal survey pic.twitter.com/fX8FYFs6xJ

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PulpLibrarian Tomorrow in pulp… the world of models! pic.twitter.com/8a4LdpAQ1o

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May I recommend to you the @ASPI_ICPC Daily email for a nutritious serve of cybers each weekday. twitter.com/ASPI_ICPC/stat…

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@RealNickHodge I’ll trick them. I’ll hide in an Argentinian embassy.

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@twiddlekins @NuclearAnthro @dobes Also, DOG GRILLING WEINERS and SCARY CASTLE BRAVO differ only in scale.

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I keep confusing @dobes and @NuclearAnthro because of their avatars.

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Jeff_Sparrow Make America Whine Again! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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In further news, this morning the cicadas have started their reign of terror. It feels early this year. Is it, @R_Chirgwin?

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. A skink may also be found there. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: Certain domestic tasks, water levels permitting; certain quick geekery; write for @zdnetaustralia; errands, probably.

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waferbot This is *so* repugnant, it could be the next CEO of Uber.

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RadioFreeTom Watching “Starship Troopers” dubbed in German seems almost redundant

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nycsouthpaw Where we are on the gun control debate: It’s time to learn how to be a combat medic. twitter.com/militarytimes/…

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Anyway, I’m not coming out until all the bad things stop.

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I’m not getting a whole lot of support and sympathy here, though fortunately I haven’t had too much attention yet.

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free_facts 8 out of 5 people are dumb

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So yeah, this happened. And you can’t imagine how helpful* it is. pic.twitter.com/GAOPhGtiUr

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Stonekettle Like, drugs are WAY cheaper. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Monday. If you had to justify what you are wearing right now, could you? The questions would be wide-ranging, and you know it. Monday.

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