Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 12th, 2017

@swearyanthony @mpesce @abcnews I hadn’t seen that before I wrote this zdnet.com/article/blamin… or did the 7.30 spot.

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@NKFinney @FergusHanson @ASPI_org It would certainly make thing less confusing.

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@mpesce @abcnews I did see it, but only this evening, after I’d done all my media for the day. Good to see a proper..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n9

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posty So @thejuicemedia’s recent video & governmental events inspired a new work -“Genuine Satire for Commercial Purposes..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…m6

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snurbbotinfo Abbott thinks sunburn is a ‘beat-up’.

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@feraldata Oh dear. I still haven’t listened to you, and I still haven’t sent you a thing. I have been… distracted.

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I’m sure there’s a reason for posting this. twitter.com/gusworldau/sta…

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@bigbadave Well the Chinese I cited was how the CN version of the @australian used, and I’m guessing they use professionals.

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@bigbadave That is also a fair translation.

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Remember, folks, “阿尔夫的神秘快乐时光” is Chinese for “Alf’s Mysterious Fun Time”.

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SixthTone “We’re very sorry for the inappropriate translation. After receiving feedback, we immediately fixed the problem” ow.ly/v11E30fP3Kb

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@poddiguy @BlogsofWar @CovertContact Well as an Australian defence contractor illustrated this week, you can skip t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aE

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Getting hungry again.

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@engin_eer OK, now I definitely need a drink.

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Ned_Donovan The idea The Queen doesn’t respect our war dead is a take so hot it could melt steel beams twitter.com/tnewtondunn/st…

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@mpesce Alf smiles upon you. And thank you.

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@RealNickHodge @abc730 Thank you. I happened to be in the right place at the right time, and paying attention.

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Hello how many people named Fergus are there at @ASPI_org?

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@Davelennonabc @abc730 Not AM, but The World Today. And on News24 this morning too. It’s been a day. Oh, and BBC Ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mF

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@voltagex @abc730 Yeah. I’m watching now. Powerful stuff.

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@sylmobile @abc730 I so need to lose weight though. My neck is embarrassing.

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So @abc730 is starting now, and I seem to be on it.

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I know which of these movies I’d buy. twitter.com/iain_chalmers/…

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@franksting Not drunk enough, if I only missed one letter.

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torclean UPS has a page where the drivers can post about all the dogs they meet on the job, thank me later pic.twitter.com/2SMFElaTjG

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The pub empties of white retired couples as they head across to the Capitol Theatre for the 7.30pm session of “My Fair Lady”.

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But as another bar manger said of him, “Don’t listen to him. He’s wrong in the head.”

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Bar manager: Why are you drinking so slowly?
Me: I have friends coming later.
BM: Don’t lie. You don’t have any friends.

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weird_sci “Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
-Popular Mechanics prediction, 1949 pic.twitter.com/UYKRywmArQ

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@Neighorn @abcnews I wasn’t expecting as long an interview, but hey glad it happened.

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You’ll find more of my thoughts in various places.

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If you read that story, tho, you’ll see that I reckon Pyne is trying to wriggle the government off the hook for poor oversight.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Thu: “Blaming government for defence contractor’s lax cybersecurity ‘a stretch’: Pyne” zdnet.com/article/blamin…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wed: “Secret F-35, P-8, C-130 data stolen in Australian defence contractor hack” zdnet.com/article/secret… But then…

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@Neighorn @abcnews Thanks. I had the advantage of rehearsals, namely doing two TV interviews immediately beforehand.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Other people are the worst people. Nevertheless I am happy to wait. I’ve decided to stay in Sydney overnight.

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To be fair, while this situation is indeed appalling, I’d love to see a TV series based on this painting. twitter.com/laurenduca/sta…

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I’m still in the place with The Corner, and I daresay I will be for some time, should that be of interest to anyone.

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I spoke with @abcnews “The World Today” about that defence contractor hack today. abc.net.au/radio/programs… There’s a transcript there too.

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@SteveMolk May I be so bold as to say, a sparkle?

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Sky News doubles its audience overnight with innovative infotainment. twitter.com/Telstra/status…

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@SteveMolk Thank you. Vous aussi. I think it’s this spring weather.

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johnmcternan Margaret Thatcher’s briefing for an interview with ‘Smash Hits’ twitter.com/thatpommybloke…

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More than you can possibly imagine. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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Oops, that’s right, this was one of the things I thought I should catch today. Oh well. twitter.com/AISA_National/…

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@bengrubb Well, there’s a few specialist journos around, bu I agree they’re almost a dead breed.

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@zackster @dobes @R_Chirgwin I approve of all these excellent* ideas.

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benpobjie “He’s a five at best” twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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@paulbam3 Nah. I’m not in the mood to arc up against some racist dipshit.

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I don’t think Xinhua has quite captured the nuances here. news.xinhuanet.com/english/2017-1… pic.twitter.com/euGyIxNKfC

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“PM ‘should demand answers’ on defence info hack”, writes @rachelbaxendale theaustralian.com.au/national-affai…

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@bengrubb Thanks, Ben. This was of course a classic case of just being there as words came out of someone’s mouth, but yeah.

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saladinahmed there’s no way I could get away with naming a fossil fuel industry spokesman this in a book or a movie pic.twitter.com/fFMxKk0MSV

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Watching the staff deal with a racist arsehole. All under control, no need for me to assist.

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@CptHollingworth @BBCNews A Google Images search suggests that many would think that.

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@bbotezatu SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THIS I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT.

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@CptHollingworth @BBCNews So, Matt from @BBCNews, or more accurately Mat, was smart enough to get both my phone num..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lg

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@dmeeze @dobes Even better…

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I’ll run from you
This tainted flag you’re flyin’
I gi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JH

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@BBCNews I think the key question here, @CptHollingworth, is whether @BBCNews has an official Grindr account. twitter.com/CptHollingwort…

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@BBCNews Anyway, if your name is Matt and you work at @BBCNews, just call me. Bonus points if you’re hot.

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@BBCNews This is how the world works now, right? You just shout into the void and the BBC responds.

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Dear Matt at @BBCNews TV, please phone again. That stupid voice-to-text thing my end cut off before I got your number.

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“Rhaphanidosis is the act of inserting the root of a plant of the raphanus genus [i.e. a radish] into the anus.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhaphanid…

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Anyway, I’ll hang around here in The Corner until I get sick of it.

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MikeCarlton01 Oh, it’s THEIR fault. pic.twitter.com/EYQnZ1XQbq

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@dobes “Why would anyone in East Asia be interested?”, he asks, completely innocently.

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ADACTIVITY I quit Twitter
to be with my fat dog and my horse named Getty Images pic.twitter.com/zUe4vKpMfj

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SnarkyPlatypus People who hate pop twitter.com/dikkii/status/…

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DarrylDaugherty 6) Fly tipping is okay in space. twitter.com/popsci/status/…

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oberonsghost Wow, what a way to be called stupid. twitter.com/matt_killoran/…

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solomongeorgio Don’t let anyone tell you that being gay is a choice. Otherwise there would be like 10 straight women in the world.

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@dobes I this what they mean by tainting the flag?

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jimmyraynes When you discover that Bud Tingwell is dead and wasn’t a real lawyer anyway. pic.twitter.com/bQRZ63xZaq

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This doesn’t look like Macquarie Street? twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@williamslachlan So glad to be of help. I might have a quick belt right now.

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Is this false equivalence or not? I can’t tell any more. pic.twitter.com/elLBFK75uD

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Slacking off in Thaitown because YOLO.

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@dobes @GordyPls Or, as we sometimes say, “conversion”.

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@dobes This is also a good technically correct conversation. @GordyPls twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@mpesce Was it part of their male-run quash racket?

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@dobes This pleases me immensely. Obviously.

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ClickHole Inclusivity Win! This Toilet Has A Loud Speaker Begging People To Shit In It Regardless Of Race, Gender, Or Sexual..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JV

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Blaming government for defence contractor’s lax cybersecurity ‘a stretch’: Pyne” zdnet.com/article/blamin…

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Well, when we turn the lights on.

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“And now we cross live* to Bin Chicken Park, Sydney, for an update.”

* Not at all live. pic.twitter.com/yGSPTWl5CH

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@BruceHore And thank you. Truly. I have some other thoughts about this, that I don’t think I should mention here. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jE

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@BruceHore OTOH, a storm in a teacup is a better “salutary reminder”, as Pyne put it, than a storm in a big fat toi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tU

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@BruceHore We seem to have very different understandings of the role of the media and its relationship with government.

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I might be about to say things on @abcnews “The World Today”.

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I’m still at the ABC doing things. It’s going to be one of those days.

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Well here I am. I’m on ABC News24 after 0930 AEDT. pic.twitter.com/Uj1avmaMiT

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Dear The Media, go with “Stilgherrian” without “known as” or whatever. It’s my name. I think the AAP yarn cast doubt, which then replicated.

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@TraceySpicer Thanks, Tracey. It’s certainly a cat-pigeons situation.

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The messages seem to be related to a little thing I wrote on Wednesday afternoon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I seem to have quite a few messages on my phone. I’m still waiting up, folks. Coffee has been put on. Stand by.

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Thursday. It might be better in the long run to just buy a new one. Thursday.

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