Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 18th, 2017

OK, it’s approaching midnight. I’m outta here. Play nice.

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Popehat Today I was thinking of this, the most magnificent judicial burn I ever saw.

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CillizzaCNN Important reminder: This is the best way to think about the Trump presidency pic.twitter.com/oE6ELjX3RO

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Dear America, it’s none of my business, but maybe stop tweeting to each other about how awful Trump is, and start doing something about it?

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Maybe I’m just having a sulk because Turnbull once called me”barking mad”. Then again, why would I sulk about that?

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@TurnbullMalcolm @TonyAbbottMHR At least we all know what @TonyAbbottMHR is, i.e. a punch-drunk medieval nut job…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0C

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I must admit, I still keep thinking… @TurnbullMalcolm is a worse Prime Minister than @TonyAbbottMHR. That’s quite an achievement.

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ghostwhowrites Quite the crowd… twitter.com/CFMarriage/sta…

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Why yes, I have had a shiteload of whiskey. Why do you ask?

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tnjharris “How do we get young people to vote Tory?”

“Let’s tell them about a Chinese dictator that died 40 years ago”

“Per..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r6

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@DefconPedoBear @Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes This is my understanding also, though I have zero evidence.

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@kjmci I’ll see what I can do. I’m a bit out of favour in Canberra this week, however.

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@kjmci So, napalm. You want to be napalmed. Excellent.

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I mean no ill will to @jfwduffield for his tweet, except to say, obviously, that he’s wrong and is an arsehat. That’s mild for me, right?

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Seriously, no one gives a flying fuck about your undergraduate political “science” debating points. Climb out of your goddam bubble.

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I think the trick for all politicians, in UK, AU, US or anywhere, is that no one but politicians speaks like this. twitter.com/jfwduffield/st…

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Anyway, I’m back at @bunjaree now and everything is perfect.

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That said, and as staff just agreed with me, there are benefits to hitting the supermarket after 2200.

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Now playing at Coles: The Stone Roses, “Fools Gold”. Because this is where we are in 2017.

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Also, I definitely did not just trip over a stationary inanimate object, causing a passer-by to enquire about my well-being.

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This is what counts as civic culture these days. A brick box with a logo on it. pic.twitter.com/P4xC98p1pC

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The world is basically wrong when a pub calls last drinks two hours before the supermarket closes. Our priorities, as a species, are fucked.

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Oh wake up, thanks for joining us. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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@OaaSvc @futureidentity Sorry, what? Someone did a second film off this bullshit premise? I’m in the wrong job, obviously.

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taliaualiitia I tried to be funny on the internet but, forgot that I’m a woman pic.twitter.com/dapFcGKPgq

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@OaaSvc @futureidentity Sorry, that’s a storyline? That’s bullshit.

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I would like to add that neither speed nor surprise are required. Cyber is rubbish. It’s all rubbish. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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@myauralfixation @indigoid Well we all do. But my bubble happens not to include movies or NZ television. I have no qualms about this.

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The question 95% of Australians will ask? “What’s a burrito?”

Still, you kids run Google’s promo videos as news. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qc

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@myauralfixation @indigoid Literally none of this rings any bells whatsoever. (Apart from the concept of an anti-ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ql

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@nazzer Mind you, speaking of people who need to get out more…

Just kidding. I truly love the work of archivists. twitter.com/GlamArchives/s…

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OH HURRAH! @nazzer states the bleeding obvious. twitter.com/nazzer/status/…

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@nazzer @tweetmayatweet OK, so you are now just saying words at me and it’s not working.

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@myauralfixation @indigoid I can think of worse people to share a bubble with.

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Pub trivia ends in a draw. Trivia host says “We’ll have to have a horse-or-porn-off”. Crowd shouts “Porn! Porn! Porn! Porn!”

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@indigoid Our bubbles certainly intersect, somehow.

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@futureidentity @OaaSvc I still have no idea what you’re talking about.

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@indigoid People generally assume their bubble is our bubble. Human nature etc.

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Sorry, who is this? I genuinely have no idea. twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…

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@voltagex That’s not all I’ve missed, apparently.

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Something appears to have Happened. pic.twitter.com/HojwgZlgbp

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Is Keanu Reeves an actor? Wow.

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@0x1C Indeed. Sadly, I won’t be down this weekend.

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@0x1C Oh are you still a thing? Apparently your people want me to have drinks with you some time soon. Which is hilarious.

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GruenHQ If you Google Image the word “Amazon”, you don’t get any pictures of the rainforest. . pic.twitter.com/N1unlVdygv

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OK, she’s Danish, but she knows how to start the day. twitter.com/SofieHagen/sta…

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@glengyron I’m not one for the whole background-TV or background-radio thing anyway. I prefer quiet. But it’ll be a thing forever I think.

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@glengyron And yet when I’ve been on breakfast TV, people have noticed and tweeted me. Go figure. (OK, not as many as in the evening.)

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DavidFeng Uhh… ya think?… twitter.com/afp/status/920…

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@SnarkyPlatypus He was one of the boy stars of “Young Talent Time”, and then Liberace became his… um… “mentor”. pic.twitter.com/jiaPa1efp6

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FACT: Jamie Redfern is 60 years old.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron No, there’s also the container terminal, one of the earliest automated shipping containe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aP

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@DavidFeng Yes thank you I know thank you.

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It’s trivia night at the pub. Currently they’re playing “Racehorse or porn film?” and it’s… educational.

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drunkenmadman So yeah. My new local pub. This is what the toilets look like. pic.twitter.com/rwefxwDpwG

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That this is the first floating wind farm should be an embarrassment to the human race. twitter.com/business/statu…

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@gritfish I’ll have to take your word on that.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Really? But they’re both ethnic, where’s the problem?

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I am clearly being supplied with poor-quality drugs. twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/s…

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@broek_af @MacqDictionary Well you can, but see also the @MacqDictionary entry for “wanker”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron The word you’re looking for is “mongrel”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @MacqDictionary No no no. That just means you’d say “a colony of platypus”. If I’m wrong,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x4

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I note that @MacqDictionary throws shade on people who say “platypi” while remaining… polite. pic.twitter.com/Mnqg3k7UEN

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imemi I love when taxidermists on ebay include a soda can for scale and all the photos look like the animal is hanging ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cD

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charlesfirth I thought Apple was getting overly colloquial, but it turns out my six-year-old told Siri that was my name. pic.twitter.com/z6hHV8lHvp

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I figured that I might as well drink whiskey here and then do the shopping, because that always ends well.

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Beautiful troll by the barman just now.
Me: Talisker, double and neat.
Barman: Do you want ice with that?
Yeah, he got me.

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@vijaygkg @AusForeign @BlackIncBooks Have you thought about clicking on the link?

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More than anything else, I now want a Marmot Time Machine. twitter.com/prestonjbyrne/…

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Another win* for Bing Translate, but at least this time I can see where they’re coming from. pic.twitter.com/WQsODrRmgV

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@SnarkyPlatypus @argumentalist I know. I was just reacting to the 2nd- or 3rd-syllable stresses, and thought “WTF?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KE

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@SnarkyPlatypus Neither. /ˈplætəpʊs/, stress on the first syllable. @argumentalist

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@sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus OK, here are the rules for phonetics in English: 1. Learn every bloody word by rote. 2…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QC

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. Yeah. But for an English speaker, Dutch phonetics should be easier than, say, Khmer or… or Ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vg

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@nazzer @GeorgePongas @ACCAN_AU @AusRegistry_au I have not. I didn’t see the segment, but I know the program well.

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gorgeousdunny1 About the first thing they’ve got right. twitter.com/Lomandra/statu…

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@Tough_Tetteys @Bill_Gross @garthk But, since you raise the point, I don’t think it even happened once. I think the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nS

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@Tough_Tetteys @Bill_Gross @garthk Good God, man, that’s a throwaway tweet from nine hours ago. Why do you even care? Move on.

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Hey @rainparrot, there’s a huge difference between @BOM_NSW’s forecast for rain in the next 48 hours and yours. Kat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qd

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@BrindabellaLL @PulpLibrarian Ah yes. Fool me. As I say, this is not an area of expertise for me.

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@TraceySpicer M’pleasure. Even the stories I’ve heard second- and third-hand as an outsider, at least to commercial..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s8

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I’m pretty sure the contemporary Luftwaffe wouldn’t agree. twitter.com/politicshome/s…

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@NewtonMark You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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There is no need to retweet Cupboard Boy’s rapidly accelerating collapse.

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alexkidman This is the most Walthamstow thing ever. twitter.com/CrapLocalNews/…

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Planet Earth 2017 in a nutshell. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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@BrindabellaLL @PulpLibrarian Notwithstanding the issue of boobs, in which I am not an expert, isn’t it about elastic in the neckline?

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@ben_hr Look, I’m all for getting @MacqDictionary to include my favourite words, but there are limits.

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NewtonMark I think you mean “Privacy OR the My Health Record.” twitter.com/OAICgov/status…

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reddishraven Computer, show me a list of the total extent of Ayn Rand’s historical knowledge… twitter.com/DavidMcElrea/s…

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@DavidFeng Yes, it is all those things. I mean, though, the narrative that things are bad and need radical change…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fH

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I’ll just pass this one on to @SnarkyPlatypus and stand well clear. twitter.com/NuclearTakes/s…

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PulpLibrarian Let’s leave our look at 1987 on a high note… pic.twitter.com/FIvqInpSOx

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I’d have thought China already stands proud amongst the leading global powers, but hey we also have MAGA, so here w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uc

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DavidFeng This I swear is the most useless tweet I have seen this day. It’s like thinking the PRC is in 2017 BC or stuff. twitter.com/chungyanchow/s…

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@NewtonMark If there’s one thing the Australian government is good at right now, it’s fucking up the obvious.

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@Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes And we in the Five Eyes are meant to be the ones good at this shit. ;)

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@NewtonMark Coal-fired power stations are inefficient even as a government-to-private-sector money laundering scheme.

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@mjos_crypto @Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes I should dig that out, thanks for the heads-up.

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@Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes Sometimes our own propaganda works against us.

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@Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes You and most people. I’ve only recently been getting up to speed thru @ArmsControlWonk and others.

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@Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes Yeah @nytimes does even more gratuitous cybering than I do. That breaks my record of 36. Bastards!

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@Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes But yeah, the crazy-backward-commies narrative is unhelpful, IMO.

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@Viss @thegrugq @nytimes @dobes I think we get distracted by the nukes, and rightly so. The cybers just need brains, not Big Engineering.

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I_amGermany I took hundreds of photos while living in NZ. This one is still one of the funniest. Spotted in a public toilet. pic.twitter.com/JT40A3XFsp

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Ladies of the Australian Media, please see @TraceySpicer’s tweets. Her DMs are open. Best wishes. twitter.com/TraceySpicer/s…

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@thegrugq I like the phrase “excise the Da’esh malignancy”.

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@Viss @thegrugq @nytimes Yeah, @dobes was telling me I’m behind the pace this week. Sigh. :)

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@Viss @thegrugq That, and the amount of meth they use. But @nytimes has been doing solid reporting in DPRK cybers…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lc

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@Vummie_ @Bill_Gross @garthk If I were any more chill I’d fall asleep.

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@Viss @thegrugq On a completely unrelated* note, I see DPRK’s cyber warriors operate from outside DPRK because why..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ku

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A franchise of shit pizza shops is shit at data breach incident response. I am astounded. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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jpwarren Incident response is going well, I see. pic.twitter.com/gr9HZeU3KI

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OH: “You can insert anything through your scrotum.”

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@dj2mn It’s too lovely a sunny 20C day up here to have a heavy.

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@James_Jeffrey This is at the Old City Bank in Katoomba, but The Google tells me that the Big Shed Brewery is in Adelaide.

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“A Golden Gaytime in beer form!” pic.twitter.com/r1ucAa6Kp9

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@DavidFeng Is this the usual level of rhetoric? I’m new to seeing the Congress in this much detail, so is it normal..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vu

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Just bought the new “Australian Foreign Affairs” @AusForeign australianforeignaffairs.com Hoping it’s the usual..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DA

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@JonoH Perhaps, though the chances of me owing a house are pretty slim now.

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@AndrewRJamieson Well the AU strategy includes the broad idea of being an agenda-setter. This is a good fit. I’ll c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yi

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@jonoabroad @mpesce [Check watch] Not for ages, mate. When did you start?

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@AndrewRJamieson Hey this has been FAST for such things. The EU is running with this concept too, it seems, so I gu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YR

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@DavidFeng The phrase “social order management” is lovely*, isn’t it. An interesting bit of @DavidFeng’s livetweeti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d3

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dobes These are never not great! twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@chucklebrryfin @Bill_Gross @garthk I can see you won’t change your point of view. Ah well.

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@chucklebrryfin @Bill_Gross @garthk In academic or media circles, lifting material without credit is a sackable off..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WW

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@chucklebrryfin @Bill_Gross @garthk So read the subsequent tweets for the answer to that question.

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@gg00ding G’day Glen. There’s nothing on the calendar at the moment, but I’ll certainly let you know. I’ve never been to NE US. ;)

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Wed plan, redraft: Eggs (dealt with); errand, Leura; late lunch, Katoomba; some planning; shopping. Overall, another recovery-ish day.

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I wish I had a Cyber Command Centre. Sulk. twitter.com/gg00ding/statu…

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@GreenJ Also RTYI. @DavidFeng is of course slightly* cynical. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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PDChina The National Congress opens at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing. Watch live here:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZO

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Right now @DavidFeng is livetweeting the 19th National Congress of the Communist Party of China in English.

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alexcuadros Your daily dose of dystopia: São Paulo’s mayor wants to feed the poor with pellets made from a mix of unwanted and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…J8

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@KrazyKarl910 It’s most unlike that masthead to “miss all the points”.

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@liam_dwyer @R_Chirgwin That’s easy. Just give each IoT device a command so you can remotely tell it to switch to another network. Win!

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@KrazyKarl910 If it’s not, I reckon it’s getting close.

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Coming up today on “The Wonderful World of Irony”… pic.twitter.com/aqGUiCFXGT

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srpeatling Still chuckling over this @ellinghausen picture. pic.twitter.com/R8LQYO0DC2

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TerribleMaps EU Referendum Results 2016 vs. Mad Cow Disease Outbreak Areas 1992

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TerribleMaps Map of Earth if there was no land pic.twitter.com/yx9Ho5R7l5

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Histreepix Mick Jagger regurgitating food to feed his young. London, 1965. pic.twitter.com/VrmbdtDFWu

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@dobes It looks like I’m busy that week, sorry. pic.twitter.com/WnZGP4flXL

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@jhong @Bill_Gross @garthk I mean, I don’t “need” to troll my commissioning editor, but here we are.

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@jhong @Bill_Gross @garthk It seems to me that that first sentence has no logical connection with the second. Separate issues.

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@dobes So I see. Also, a Coalition backbencher.

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MedievalReacts When you at your funeral and you hear the priest say “we will now a read a selection of their tweets” pic.twitter.com/8Zrbcf9FKk

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thegrugq They should just pin this twitter.com/reuterstech/st…

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@AengusMillen There is that, though that’s perhaps one of the less-bad things about his argument.

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Ah, the ol’ Nanking massacre defence. Not the best strategy, I’d have thought. twitter.com/Colgo/status/9…

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@Bill_Gross @garthk I don’t know which is the bigger ethical chasm. Laundering quotes to give the impression you’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6L

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@Bill_Gross @garthk I see a few other folks have already pointed this out in the replies. If this is real, then “a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5m

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@Bill_Gross @garthk Also in the “I’m getting old” department, this anecdote. Dates back to at least May 2014. twitter.com/fxcoudert/stat…

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@WarWraith @R_Chirgwin I repeat once more, I did not create the Cyber Kangaroo. I was at the event, though, and I know who did.

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@R_Chirgwin @WarWraith Minister Tehan called it a Cyber Roo or Cyber Kangaroo this week. From @AndrewRJamieson’s pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0o

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Oh look, @Dominos_AU is providing an object lesson in how not to communicate following a data breach. Arsehats. twitter.com/peter_tonoli/s…

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@jplonie Also, I reckon I could clear out the underbrush much faster than this overly-manual process that @R_Chirgwin has organised.

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Pro Tip: The amount of Day-Glo, Hi-Viz, and Orange Things is inversely proportional to the amount of Quiet to be expected.

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Some Blokes have arrived, along with a Truck and a considerable amount of Equipment. The Evidence suggests this wil..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7X

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Wed plan, initial draft: Eggs; consider the remainder of the day.

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@dobes Chris, speaking with nuance about the NBN is not permitted.

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redlightvoices I googled “sexy easter bunny costume” and this showed up and I don’t even know 😂 pic.twitter.com/Po1oY8wMji

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jonkudelka Appeasement kudelka.com.au/2017/10/appeas… today’s cartoon in the @australian pic.twitter.com/mOuK6fcCC7

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The term “sleep patterns” implies that there are patterns.

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earleyedition Carrie Fisher hand-delivered cow’s tongue in box to predatory producer! With this killer note. Make her a saint now..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xo

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Wednesday. Wrrowwll! Wrrowwll! Wrrowwll! Wrrowwll! Wrrowwll! Wrrowwll! Wrrowwll! Run away! Wednesday.

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