Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 24th, 2017

@D0Diplomat It’s Fox News, mate. Close enough, right?

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@JustJimWillDo Mate, you’re meant to be the Chinese expert not the French expert. Or are there MOAR SEKRITS?

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah, “les poissons rouges sauvages” is actually “the feral goldfish”. Sigh.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers There’s a lot of this dataviz around. @snurb_dot_info is your go-to person here.

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Uploading stuff and drinking cheap gin.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers Well that’s because I’m your sock puppet.

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Wow, BART suddenly emerges from the 1970s. twitter.com/SFGate/status/…

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free_facts Tobacco can kill people you dont like

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@DecayRSO Thanks very much, to you @DecayRSO and @jonoabroad @DavidRDHeath and everyone. I had fun.

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“The 9pm Edict” is done. Thank you, everyone. Since I’m fired up, I might see if I can post the cleaned-up audio and links tonight.

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The lead-in music is “Apollo” by Aquila (Matt Thomas) from a 1993 thingy I was executive producer of. pic.twitter.com/LpUoQBD2Hl

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You should start hearing the lead-in music at 2055 AEST, so in about four minutes.

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T minus 10 minutes. “The 9pm Edict” goes live at 2100 AEDT. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Support with a tip at stilgherrian.com/tip/

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T minus 30 minutes. “The 9pm Edict” goes live at 2100 AEDT. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Support with a tip at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GI

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@meldiogenes Thanks. You’re a wonderful human being.

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And it’s coming together quite nicely, even if I say so myself.

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benpobjie He couldn’t manage it. So next we asked a hedge fund manager. Let’s see how he goes. twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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dobes This Turnbull pronouncement barely lasted a year.

From shining light to unviable in twelve months!! twitter.com/bamboozled3/st…

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@kapankhurst Why thank you. Maybe I’ll tell the story behind that business name one day.

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AndrewBGreene Australian Federal Police is currently raiding The Australian Workers’ Union offices in Melbourne and Sydney (via @StephieBorys )

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@kapankhurst They’re more or less the same, but PayPal is quicker than Stripe. Thanks for asking!

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alexandraerin This is the best tweet since the Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe. twitter.com/TaraMcCarthy44…

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By which I mean I’m wandering around the place procrastinating.

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I probably won’t tweet much apart from these auto reminders thru to when the podcast starts. Getting into pre-produ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gX

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Just five hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEDT. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Support with a tip at stilgherrian.com/tip/

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jwillchad Peak Sydney twitter.com/Broadsheet_Syd…

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GordyPls If you’re so clever what’s in my pocket? twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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latingle High Court confirms it will rule on all seven MPs in citizenship case on Friday pic.twitter.com/ZStsVxCvz5

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JohnJohnsonson “Only the Left insist on interviewing people they agree with,” right-wing activist Milo Yiannopoulos explained to Andrew Bolt.

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@paulkidd It’s times like this I wish the High Court had a wand or something.

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That’s not all he’s rubbing up and down. Sorry, “running”. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Yes of course Senator Roberts has his very own political spectrum. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@JustJimWillDo I believe the phrase you’re looking for is “scorched earth policy”.

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Australia’s Inspector-General of Intelligence and Security (IGIS) Annual Report 2016–2017 is out.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GqPC

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Rashas_Mo Cocktails will now be served twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@dobes @purserj Wow, was I thinkfluencing back then? Maybe even thoughtleaderising?

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@jeamland @mipearson And who does the young man look like?

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Henry_Belot Also, a telecommunications company provided ASIO with data that wasn’t authorised for interception… twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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Henry_Belot ASIO officers bugged computers twice without authorisation last year. On both occasions it was the wrong IP address.

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murpharoo Get your votes in for Australia’s worst bird. (And the best, if you are a more cheerful sort) theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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@munin Well, he’s from Colorado, so you join the dots.

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A young man has just shown me his unusual pumpkin. pic.twitter.com/a9aBhyESPB

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HMittelmark A friend is just a stranger who can’t take a hint.

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“The 9pm Edict” will be streamed at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and on @spreaker apps. Tips to stilgherrian.com/tip/, please give generously.

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Tue plan: Sleep in; @abccanberra (both done); pre-production and then 2100 AEDT “The 9pm Edict” podcast recording and livestream.

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zackster Timeless tweet twitter.com/FlatEarthGang/…

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I say, this Pezzullo guy is full of the funnies today. twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@eldonnn Not so much sarcastic, but (I hope) quite specific about the belief I was criticising. But I won’t re-run..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7v

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SnarkyPlatypus Gosh the clone vat HAS been busy. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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jessradio Bruce must be a lot of fun at parties twitter.com/michaelroddan/…

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Iridescent BAE: Come over.
Me: I can’t.
BAE: I’m fingered a responsible. pic.twitter.com/rM18R8m28B

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@eldonnn Have another read of the tweet.

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I’m seeing a lot of this sort of spam for quick loans to pay GST and superannuation. Definitely* a good idea, yeah?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CT

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Yes, I’ve automated these reminder tweets. It’s probably the least worst thing I’ve ever done on the internet.

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Just seven hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEDT. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Support with a tip at stilgherrian.com/tip/

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gdead Phrases heard in commercials today:

“Using blockchain to track this tomato” (IBM)

“Cyber stealth micro segmentation” (Unisys)

Kill me now

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Goddammit, @dobes, he’s got a better soundbite than me. twitter.com/sbxr/status/92…

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tqbf This was a thing? pic.twitter.com/usL9D6ckRi

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hoescrush Then why are 5 in 4 guys happy to send photos of it without any form of request? twitter.com/attitudemag/st…

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I like the idea of a hacking cardigan. We should totally make that a thing.

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West Australians! “Iron your favourite hacking cardigan. Two days of pwnage coming to Perth,” apparently. capture.tf

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@SMinney @abccanberra Thanks. I have a bunch of that stuff in a presentation I give from time to time.

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@NuclearAnthro Well go on, YOU take the knife off the fucking panda!

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@abccanberra Well that should kick off some paranoia.

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@abccanberra This is happening just after the song that is currently playing, I believe. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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snurbbotinfo Hm. I try to journosplain the Bananarama tour. Great result if you’re actually a _sane_ person.

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PulpLibrarian The 007 action figure from Gilbert (1965). I’m assuming that’s a snorkel… pic.twitter.com/nXTmVW11kQ

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@skwashd @abccanberra Promoting my work is already a tax writeoff.

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AndrewBrownAU Just in: The High Court will make its ruling on dual citizenships at 2.15pm on Friday

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Just eight hours until “The 9pm Edict” at 2100 AEDT. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ Support with a tip at stilgherrian.com/tip/

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@skwashd @abccanberra I’ve actually thought of buying promoted tweets and targeting them in surreal ways.

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@detly From memory, which is dodgy, it was 2007, with a baseline speed of 12Mbps. Can’t be arsed checking right now.

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I’m talking about targeted adverts on social media on @abccanberra in about 15 mins, at 1310 AEDT. abc.net.au/radio/canberra… or ABC apps.

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GreenJ how is this a thing? twitter.com/Justsaysj/stat…

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@NewtonMark Hypothesis: Only people from Adelaide know how the internet really works.

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I dunno what @NewtonMark is about to say about the NBN, but whatever he says will be interesting in some way. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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joshgnosis Shorten told Labor caucus today that the only thing fast about Turnbull’s NBN is the speed at which he finds someon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Io

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NewtonMark A Ken Done jumper? twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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An even quicker summary is this. Dunno that I have anything else to add today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Here’s my tweets from before and during @4corners, should you want a quick summary from my point of view. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ICYMI, last night’s @4corners was “What’s wrong with the NBN?” is here, with a transcript. abc.net.au/4corners/whats…

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@DrRhysPockett @spreaker I’ll be staying with the cheap gin today, ‘cos to do otherwise would require an expedition to Leura and back.

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@detly I think you might be confusing the 2009 Labor proposal (“Conrovia”) with an earlier Coalition one. Maybe.

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Tue plan, draft: Sleep in (done); 1310 @abccanberra; pre-production and then 2100 “The 9pm Edict” podcast recording and livestream.

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Tuesday. Have you forgotten about Them and Their clipboards? They haven’t. Tuesday.

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josephfcox Me, FOIA: how many devices can you not decrypt?
FBI: we don’t keep those records
Me: hmm, really? shame
FBI: apnews.com/04791dfbe30a4d…
Me: 🤔

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HAHAHAHA! “Creative City and Nightlife Advisory Panel.” Cloverland is such a ridiculous city! twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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I’m sure it grew out of some specific thing, but when you look at it cold, it looks really off to me.

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I’m still having trouble with the idea that you’d label a human being “gold star widow”. Just those words, like that.

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NewtonMark About fucking time someone is doing something about this. twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…

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ClickHole Did Sesame Street Go Too Far When It Taught Kids About Feminine Hygiene By Having Grover Die Of Toxic Shock?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4x

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@dobes This mega business stuff is beyond me, but I can’t help but think floating your asset rather than selling oi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QN

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