Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 25th, 2017

OzProtectionist @SharriMarkson @CroweDM THIS IS WORST THAN THE TIME BARNABY GOT HIS CHIEF OF STAFF UP THE DUFF & THE LEFTARDS BLAMED IT ON HIM INSTED OF HER

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This guy is ripper talent, eh.

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MmichaelLlucy Cash Withdraws, Checking Account in Hope of Saving Credit

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jxeeno the govt is between a ROC and a hard place

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samanthamaiden I have luxury of not having a dog in this race. But staffer is not exactly a whistleblower. Why should journos part..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pI

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samanthamaiden I mean if a minister has misled Parliament and told a lie about how media was tipped off (illegally?) about a raid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vL

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BuzzFeedOzPol “You Have To Resign”: Cash Under Fire After Media Tipped Off About AWU Raids buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/you…

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rgcooke Bevan live-tweeting this is like watching the Titanic’s orchestra serenade its sinking, while still on board.

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Do I hear the dulcet tones of Senator Cameron?

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GrogsGamut Well Turnbull will be happy that this takes the attention off the NBN and the High Court decision, eh?…

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Minister Cash doesn’t seem to be entirely happy.

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Which committee am I meant to be watching?

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snurb_dot_info When you’re a neoliberal party and you can’t even manage to properly smear unions any more, perhaps take some time off from politicking.

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@dobes @joshgnosis @workmanalice Maybe I should change my name to Alice.

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You mean a bus. What this thing is, is a bus, @DavidFeng. twitter.com/CCTV/status/92…

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workmanalice Let’s go over this:
- Cash said office didn’t leak 5 x
- I asked office, no reply
- I published story
- Staffer res..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RZ

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Like old Uncle Len’s thighs at a Confirmation. twitter.com/TimWattsMP/sta…

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JacktheInsider Can we get the jaws of life over here. It seems the Prime Minister has got his head caught in a chair again.

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I guess the end game here is that Dutton adds Defence to his basket of portfolios.

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“Reading back the previous evidence” is always a fun game. twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/…

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SofieHagen My friend keeps sending me videos of her 3-year old dancing. The kid has no rhythm. It’s embarrassing to watch. It’s broken. Get a new kid.

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So @TheKouk has different odds to @CentrebetAU. Is this the sort of thing that gamblers can take advantage of? twitter.com/TheKouk/status…

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coldnwindy “Bin Laden has won, in airports of the world every day. I had a little jar of honey, now thrown away by rule-bound..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gc

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danpfeiffer Imagine waking up every day hoping that this day is not the day you will have to discuss a pee tape on live televis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aG

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staffo_sez What might it say about the journalists that they’d go along for the ride then leak it anonymously, rather than cal..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xU

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You’d think that an educated person would know the difference between “refute” (prove false, which she hasn’t done)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xI

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@jpwarren Maybe that’s why I’m always tired.

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@jpwarren Oh I don’t know. I’m just enjoying the train wreck.

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@SnarkyPlatypus What’s the collective noun for train wrecks?

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If Minister Cash has any ducks, then she needs to encourage them to get in a row pretty damn quickly. twitter.com/DanWaltonAWU/s…

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That’s from “Government guidelines for official witnesses before Parliamentary Committees and related matters” aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…

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“5.2.4. The giving of any evidence that a witness knows to be false or misleading is also a contempt (see Senate resolution 6(12)).”

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If I knew more about sportsball I could have worked in some sort of “own goal” reference, but there you go.

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I say, Minister Cash seems to have misjudged the bounce on this dead cat. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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Paul_Karp YARN Journos backgrounding @workmanalice that Cash’s office told them about AFP raids -
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mearesy Ahhh, Betoota Bitter pic.twitter.com/mtoihuDhFF

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I don’t know what I like best about this definitelynotascam. The broad concept, or the To: address. pic.twitter.com/PVeWURwIpN

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@reselsnark If it burns when you piss, well, that’s a whole ‘nuther problem altogether.

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TheNTNews CU IN CANBERRA DOESN’T HAVE THE SAME RING TO IT AS CU IN THE NT. JUST SAYIN’ bit.ly/2zBZL4s

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A visual metaphor for Australia’s Turnbull government. Or something. Can’t be arsed figuring out the details. twitter.com/phoebebartlett…

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Is there another kind of considering? twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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kadhimshubber ‘I was pro sexual harassment until The Economist made the argument in language I could understand’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gs

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semibogan Critical problem solved twitter.com/AFP/status/923…

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Even their name. Not “Housing Providers” but “Property Owners”. No concept of being a business providing a service.

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The Property Owners Association of NSW is hilarious. “But we’ve already have to make our properties not a danger to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CV

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“Sydney rent: NSW Opposition wants overhaul of tenancy laws” abc.net.au/news/2017-10-2…

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UniqueDude2 the word doritos, with the diminutive suffix “-ito,” implies the existence of larger chip. i intend to find this mythic ur-chip, this “Doro”

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Dean_Nimbly Brian, we’ve been over this. When Jesus said “in my Father’s house are many rooms”, it was a metaphor, not a real e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hN

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Is this an insult? It feels like an insult. I feel insulted. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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“National Party busy brawling over Inland Rail days before High Court decides fate of Joyce, Canavan, Nash” abc.net.au/news/2017-10-2…

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“Global survey”, says the headline, but the story says it’s only a “survey of 28 countries”. You’re better than thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0T

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Manic_Henry Anxious Yellow-footed Antechinus, 15 espressos and the knowledge he’ll die two weeks means this chap is not stoppin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VY

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Manic_Henry The Weebill is Australia’s smallest bird. They are so tiny they can only fit one emotion. This one was born filled..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tX

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Rob_Stott Which former PM should be in the SLAMMER? twitter.com/MrKRudd/status…

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joshgnosis pic.twitter.com/QGNwTgU4Fw

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oliyoung Retweet if you know the answer twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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oz_f Stop trying to kill Superman. twitter.com/MarthisOp/stat…

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Yes, the Bearded Human makes a good point. twitter.com/HumanHeadline/…

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jonnysun productivity tip!!!
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one

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bernietb This. Fucken. Planet. pic.twitter.com/fDZHBJaYtE

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JoshBavas Breaking: Queensland police execute search warrant on ABC Brisbane over leaked Cabinet documents goo.gl/LczhxJ

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@SnarkyPlatypus In case you’d like it as a Christmas avatar or something, here. pic.twitter.com/KkTmqlg3mJ

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MichLKosinski In the Times of London this morning: pic.twitter.com/b3iclazDJa

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“Turnbull DJs like a mad cunt.”

Well, I can’t draw. You’ll have to do it. twitter.com/mpbowers/statu…

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@munin I’ll check the transcripts tomorrow. ;)

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Manic_Henry Gladys misses the good old days when she could call someone derogatory names without being labelled a bigot. She’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OY

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I can’t help feeling there’s more to this story. twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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Manic_Henry Female Mulga Parrot. After a whirlwind romance, she wonders if she’s made a mistake when her husband says “that Lat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xb

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The Canberra press gallery should also follow this rule. twitter.com/tfswebb/status…

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Davidramli Xi just called on foreign journalists to explore more of China. Should I expect my all access travel pass to Tibet in the mail?

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Manic_Henry This Mulga Parrot. His flashy plumage hide an empty, souless husk. He’s a no-voter and the new pin-up boy of the IP..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GF

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DavidFeng You can’t make this stuff up… twitter.com/QiZHAI/status/…

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The Magic of Television, BBC World edition. I was sitting in front of a TV showing a DVD of selected Sydney weather. pic.twitter.com/bJDf4CGOOj

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@stacejarman We live in strange as disturbing times.

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Manic_Henry Regretful Holy-cross Frog. Who knew eating 15 of those amazing flour and stone bakery lamingtons could make you fee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…C6

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Manic_Henry SMUG ALLOTROPIS. This Ctenotus allotropis is probably smug about having something to do with me losing my phone aft..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UZ

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Manic_Henry Neither of these frogs is with their wife/husband, but because they aren’t running on a family values platform we s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pp

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MrJoshEarl Milo Yiannopoulos looks like Rob Sitch doing a bad Miami Vice sketch pic.twitter.com/8sbYY7x5j1

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Wed plan, updated: Nah stuff those errands, they can wait until tomorrow. I’ll just clear up these loose ends and then be lazy for a bit.

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Manic_Henry Embarrassed Fairy Wren. He has left the house in only half his plumage and now, out in public, feels tremendous sha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ob

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xLiserx I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in 5 minutes but don’t look anything like my photos.

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“Australian Federal Police Commissioner’s right-hand man, Gary Fahey, charged with fraud” abc.net.au/news/2017-10-2…

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In further news, here’s the latest insight from the Pluto end of the Australian Senate. twitter.com/AndrewBGreene/…

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This is the future of financial services! twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Just recorded the @CovertContact podcast with @BlogsofWar, and we were both in a pessimistic mood. We’re all doomed.

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Want to ruin your lunchtime? Here’s a podcast you can listen to. This link or on @SoundCloud or on @spreaker. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…M0

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x0rz APT28 using a NATO Cooperative Cyber Defence Centre of Excellence weaponized document, what a bunch of trolls 👏 ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DG

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duckbytheoboe People who think Sydney is amazing must really love diesel fumes.

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@Figure53 I record a raw version of each channel out of Audio Hijack for remixing, if needed. Anyway, I’ll flip to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N3

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@Figure53 Aha! I’d missed that. Thank you. I pipe QCart/QLab into Audio Hijack for FX, along with mics, then into S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pv

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@Figure53 My pleasure. I’m having a bit of a sulk, though, ‘cos QCart is no more. It was the tool for the job for m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ca

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Wed plan: Eggs (deal with); 1230 @CovertContact recording; errands, Leura and Katoomba; story pitches and related; shopping.

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egadheg Canberra is great, but it’s no Detroit

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Ten points to @Figure53 for a sensible password dialog. Ping @troyhunt. pic.twitter.com/powdeEYohC

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danilic I’ve always known Canberra was great @lonelyplanet pic.twitter.com/zJHqsKlSiT

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UnburntWitch I got curious about wtf a sea urchin even is and folks, I’m even more confused than when I started. pic.twitter.com/2nbsKAHI2O

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CrapLocalNews Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/3lI3vmRDPZ

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So, four at any given moment. Seems reasonable to me. twitter.com/7NewsBrisbane/…

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Me when I joined Twitter versus me now. pic.twitter.com/P9pkk5Tj05

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ToryShepherd 🙄🙄 Vicks VapoRub on vaginas: Experts advise against ‘hack’ | Adelaide Now adelaidenow.com.au/lifestyle/wome…

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“Trust the vendor”, it’s the Australian Way with IT. Just ask our government. But only ask using small words. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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NewtonMark Sell your house. pic.twitter.com/cPxhAxYLKW

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DMReporter READERSHIP: And the comment of the day is..pic.twitter.com/csEeksoHQhQh

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JamColley i will fight and and all historical buildings. pic.twitter.com/zCeyD3mpy5

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lizduckchong my take on the same-sex marriage debate. pic.twitter.com/ZakYOgtpYG

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paulwdonoughue a particularly confronting tweet when it comes from your own employer twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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Why isn’t there a “t” in “curmudgeon”?

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How fucking annoying would that be.

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Could you somehow breed hybrid offspring of Maggie Beer and Clover Moore?

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@domknight @MatthewBevan @oz_f That’s what Madam Lash always used to say.

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I need a Lifestyle Advisory Panel made up of experts appointed by Clover Moore.

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upulie Who comes up with these “innovative concepts” anyway? twitter.com/cnn/status/922…

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Wed plan, draft: Eggs: research, kinda; 1230 @CovertContact recording; remainder TBA, because I haven’t looked at my email yet.

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HEY KIDS I MADE A PODCAST LAST NIGHT AND IT’S ONE OF THE LESS TERRIBLE EPISODES. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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God I need more sleep.

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Sorry, whose idea was this?

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Wednesday. Hurrah! It’s Christmas Eve! Wednesday.

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OK, I’m off. Try not to destroy the world while I sleep.

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@realDonaldTrump Kinda. A small proportion gets through. More broadly, it adds to the metrics in all the monitoring..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ws

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@realDonaldTrump What a clueless cunt, @realDonaldTrump. What a clueless loser of a fucking cunt. See also youtube.com/watch?v=z00T8s…

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@realDonaldTrump Here he is, @realDonaldTrump, President of the United States, and yet he fucks around whining abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZE

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@realDonaldTrump Like @realDonaldTrump cares about anything that isn’t on TV. It’s hilarious how someone could be s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0T

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Hey @realDonaldTrump, you’re an arsehat, and the world is laughing at your incompetence. Just so you know, in case no one is telling you.

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Stonekettle Name 5 twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@CovertContact If you want to catch up, @CovertContact on “Australian Cyber Policy” with, um, me. covertcontact.com/2017/10/09/aus…

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Still, I don’t need to do anything until 1230 AEDT, when we’re recording the next @CovertContact podcast. I’ll be mostly sober by then.

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Korean packet noodles at 1am. This is my life.

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@kjmci @johnb78 @ChrissieM Prawns are still bullshit, whether a dog is involved or not.

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Just imagine we’re an Australian government IT operation.

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@SnarkyPlatypus For the British, colonialism was well-rehearsed procedure, right?

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Prawns are bullshit.

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bitcoin_txt Welcome to Goatse. Meme creation in the blockchain.

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Histreepix John F Kennedy documents his escape from the Window People. Des Moines, 1961. pic.twitter.com/rSC3oIyPkb

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@JustJimWillDo They know where I am. For some value of They.

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@jpwarren He will, you know, because he’s bypassing the Golden Shield Project. 金盾工程它是失败的.

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@JustJimWillDo Or… oh I know what you’re saying. They’re going to send The Van, aren’t they.

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It scares me that proper national security and strategic analysts follow me and yet I make bullshit ranty podcasts.

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