Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 27th, 2017

@majardine @zdnetaustralia @GuardianAus @AICriminology Thanks for all that. And now, I’ll wander back to my Friday nigh videos. Cheers.

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@majardine @zdnetaustralia @GuardianAus @AICriminology How do you think AU forces compare with others in the region, in that regard?

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umairh I never really understood the usefulness of time machines until I woke up every day trapped in 2017

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Herewith, the epitaph for our species. twitter.com/RossCameron4/s…

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@bastardsheep @riskybusiness There’s quite a lot. Some of it has even been found on the internet.

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@riskybusiness “I will not be lectured about satire and comedy by this man. Not now, not ever.”

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Kon__K Malcolm Roberts: We have to crack down on immigrants trying to rort the system.

High Court: OK.

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@riskybusiness Apparently, and stay with me on this, there are more things in the world than can be watching. Even leaving out the porn.

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@jpwarren Thrilled.* Anyway, here’s the full YJC report. piac.asn.au/2017/10/25/pol…

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I’ve now watched all six episodes of “Nathan Barley” by Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris (2005), and it is both wonderful and wrong.

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locustbones HMU if u have got a working teleportation device. it’s important.

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“Dundee named worldwide “hot destination’ by Wall Street Journal” bbc.com/news/uk-scotla…

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girlclumsy Wow, Pistol and Boo really know how to play the long game.

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@jpwarren You’ll be pleased to see this, which I didn’t see before filing. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@zdnetaustralia Somehow I missed that @GuardianAus yarn. It’s good to see that the questions are being asked in wha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iH

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@zdnetaustralia “NSW police may be investigated for ‘secret blacklist’ used to target children” by @mmcgowan569..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pc

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@zdnetaustralia “Youth justice: academics argue against algorithms and actuarial assessments” by @Stevie_Easton themandarin.com.au/85398-youth-ju…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “NSW Police targeting shows the ethical dangers of secret algorithms” zdnet.com/article/nsw-po…

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xor I trained a neural network on the names of every dog in New York City but so far all it’s generated is bad Star War..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DO

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I approve of the Centigoat. Thank you, @RealNickHodge. twitter.com/Mr_DrinksOnMe/…

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@christopherneal I don’t think you appreciate the true majesty of my solution.

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lukehopewell Paul Murray QC is now on Sky.

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None of this would have happened if citizenship was on the blockchain.

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Same reason all toilets lead to the sewers. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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paulkidd You know who else went to the polls on 2 December? twitter.com/dufussy/status… pic.twitter.com/YCKEkaMd5E

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Ah, I remember them fondly. Well, I remember them. twitter.com/tfswebb/status…

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_robcorr Pleased that @marquelawyers also thinks Brandis is full of shit about the warrant process under the ROC Act pic.twitter.com/6icr4TbQNc

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@pblakez @zdnetaustralia It’s certainly an area of increasing concern, but as usual our governments have a blind faith in technology.

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Bobosphere “people are saying” = next phrase is a lie
“frankly” = next phrase is a lie
“believe me” = previous phrase was a lie

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AndrewPStreet Today, we are all the deputy PM of Australia.

(Except Barnaby Joyce, obvs)

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richjamesuk meanwhile, over on Facebook: pic.twitter.com/kUgIZHF9XJ

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joshgnosis Please enjoy the history of Malcolm Roberts claiming he wasn’t British. buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/mal…

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NewtonMark Malcolm Roberts called @PaulineHansonOz a rock, but I think he meant she was a lump of coal. High praise from the faux-Senator from Qld.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “NSW Police targeting shows the ethical dangers of secret algorithms” zdnet.com/article/nsw-po…

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waltshaub THIS is why a President’s conflicts of interests matter. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Wait. Why is Barnaby having a second presser? twitter.com/kloussikian/st…

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GovGoogles how to run minority government

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Taxation probe highlights government IT obstruction” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/taxati…

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AndrewBrownAU “Everything the light touches is your kingdom”
“What about that shadowy place?”
“That is the High Court, you must n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RS

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SnarkyPlatypus Did he scratch his chin too and say ‘there’s a good boy’ twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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Jobson Groaff!

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snurb_dot_info Barnaby has a passion for representation, Turnbull says. A passion so great he represented multiple countries at the same time.

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QuirkyRides Despite its name the was made in & then . Labelled “the worst sc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iB

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HappySinger Malcolm has his reassuring “this is amusing trivia to me, a smarter man than you” smile on. This is serious.

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srpeatling Malcolm Roberts with his notes under heading “ineligible”. 📷@mearesy pic.twitter.com/uAiBxg1205

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He was just revving up, you could say. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

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snurb_dot_info It’s clear now that was no more than the warm-up for the complete clusterfuck that is Malcolm Turnbull’s political leadership.

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WtfRenaissance And there goes Malcolm Roberts, returning to his home planet. pic.twitter.com/NixzLJcTPY

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James_Jeffrey Tweet from a happier time twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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So Turnbull up in a few minutes? I’m guessing he’ll be in a mood.

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TimdeSousa hahahahaha stop I can’t take it any more twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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MatthewBevan Much like the JFK assassination, this whole thing has been orchestrated by the CIA pic.twitter.com/0daVN3CVhI

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joshgnosis The shade. pic.twitter.com/RwiVUIuT2G

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snurb_dot_info For my followers outside of Australia: we’re having ourselves the most comedic constitutional crisis imaginable, and we may be some time.

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jdub *logs on*

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

*logs off*

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@dobes No, but an independent could win and have fun.

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Meanwhile… “Man who cut off 52yo’s testicle in Port Macquarie motel room was just trying to help, court hears” abc.net.au/news/2017-10-2…

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NewtonMark Well played. twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…

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Oh look who’s back. Good ol’ Officer Matthew Clark of the not at all ATO. pic.twitter.com/kPjjaFBruh

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@oysta @dobes Have you got a beef with that?

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@WottonLang I’m now looking forward to the Hanson/Roberts press conference in a few minutes. ;)

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@WottonLang So people like me. Who, when reading the occasional judgement, come in through the front door. No big d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l8

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@WottonLang Anyway, my point was that a website shouldn’t collapse like that. Meh. YMMV.

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Kimota How unhinged will the 3pm Roberts/Hanson presser be? Will it be denialism, conspiracy theory or blame shifting? 🍿

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Direct link: “Re Canavan; Re Ludlam; Re Waters; Re Roberts [No 2]; Re Joyce; Re Nash; Re Xenophon [2017] HCA 45” eresources.hcourt.gov.au/showCase/2017/…

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@WottonLang You seem to be assuming people know the direct URL. Google returns the hcourt.gov.au domain,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4M

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glengyron @Pollytics Submarines to be built in Tamworth now. Bad news for Pyne.

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matwhi to any international followers who may be confused, i just wanted to explain what’s going on in australian politics..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…N0

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The High Court website seems to be struggling right now. Could there be some reason for that?

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TimWattsMP Dont step to the BOM, Malcolm Roberts.

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@JoelRDodd Yep, that’s the full written decision, i.e. with the reasoning. We already have the names as tweeted.

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ccroucher9 🇳🇿 Joyce ❌
🇬🇧 Nash ❌
🇮🇹 Canavan ✔️
🇬🇧 Roberts ❌
🇬🇧 Xenophon ✔️
🇨🇦 Waters ❌
🇳🇿 Ludlam ❌

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Lumetian cause there ain’t no fuckin’ mouth on the back of their head. case closed. thanks a lot science twitter.com/scienmag/statu…

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I AM OUT OF LIMES THIS IS A CATASTROPHE.

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GuardianAus Tick tick tick … trib.al/CTQe9Kf pic.twitter.com/4S2YyA8aQk

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@feraldata @zdnetaustralia Probably not, alas. It’s in context and in support of your worldview.

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@zdnetaustralia My @zdnetaustralia yarn also contains a quote or two from @feraldata, but please don’t hold that against me.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. Not a single cyber, but it does contain crime, marijuana, and overt racism.

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benpobjie All the crimes finished then? twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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FanSince09 Edibles are like $45 a pack nobody is giving them to your damn kids. twitter.com/fox29philly/st…

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@zdnetaustralia OK, I’m getting into writing this thing now. Please try not to have a constitution crisis or AFP ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8G

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simonahac thanks south australia for the bucketloads of cheap power you’re sending our way! pic.twitter.com/MfnrMa4ROA

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Now I KNOW @SnarkyPlatypus will regret being out of Australia this week. pic.twitter.com/cJ9VlRFayE

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relevantorgans When we asked Westerners to stop opioid imports into China they sank our navy and stole Hong Kong. But, sure, we’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TK

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@dannolan The Brits have never been good at pronouncing Irish.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Apparently the Chinese are really good at running laundries.

[Ducks]

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In which the Attorney-General is shocked by the suggestion. pic.twitter.com/3C9kihHbjW

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CaseyBriggs feeling left out because my office hasn’t been raided this week

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oz_f What am I supposed to say, “Thanks for threatening to kill me”? My poor response rate. pic.twitter.com/fMluT8E57s

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oz_f Cheers Facebook for encouraging me to respond to the hundreds of racist messages and death threats I’ve received th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uO

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RadioFreeTom Professor in Rhode Island: I said this back during the campaign
Cc @joshgreenman twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Never arrive at the motel at the same time. twitter.com/jeremysear/sta…

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kemal_atlay “You’re all going to die” twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/s…

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@CrankyDevGuy I forget the rules for when you get an Honourable.

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“Done and done.” Yep, seems fair. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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NewtonMark To the extent that history will bother mentioning @TurnbullMalcolm at all. twitter.com/beneltham/stat…

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glengyron He was sent back from the future to stop us going down this path, we know, we know. twitter.com/MotherJones/st…

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Is this a euphemism for something? twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Sherry quite liked my UTS lecture, which she attended “undercover”. In a theatre anyone can walk into. In a first year journalism subject.

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GrogsGamut It looks like Germans will be paid to use power on this blustery weekend bloomberg.com/news/articles/… via @markets

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Should anyone need the Order of Service for the High Court of Australia this afternoon… pic.twitter.com/U4WCFyTCKL

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There’s a lot to like about Bert the Turtle, eh @dobes? twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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NeerajKA Who had William Shatner in the celebrity ICO endorsement pool? instagram.com/p/BauOiElBDNa/ pic.twitter.com/rbmPEO2GSi

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adamgartrell Michaelia Cash says she was unable to get on to the staffer who resigned last night. Funny, I got through to him pretty easily.

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jpwarren @R_Chirgwin @JoshButler And if you *can* tell the difference but do it anyway, well…

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jpwarren @R_Chirgwin @JoshButler If you can’t tell the difference between being a tool of government propaganda and a journa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F4

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jeamland The official hashtag for Citizenship 7 analysis is

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Not true. You can use a 150kt thermonuclear device to solve nearly any social problem. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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We’ll know the actual High Court decisions at 1415 AEDT, so until then, cover some other fucking news.

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Dear All the Media, unless your Citizenship 7 commentator is a constitutional lawyer who’s specifically been following this case, STFU.

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expectproblems REAL BUT FAKE SOUNDING SUBMARINE TRIVIA 4/ The French submarine Surcouf had twin 8 inch artillery pieces as its pri..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gp

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ianbremmer Easter egg season comes early. pic.twitter.com/WsE8mjEgo4

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SnarkyPlatypus Still one of my best zingers twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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BernardKeane Well that’s more forthcoming than the ROC, which is still refusing to comment to the media. twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/st…

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@jpwarren Also, @jpwarren, “Crack dealers are just giving people what they want, nothing wrong with that.” twitter.com/mims/status/92…

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@JoelRDodd @murpharoo Hh. I used to work in live radio. I won’t even start thinking about this until maybe 30 min b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kf

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Hey take a gander at this!

I am not at all sorry. twitter.com/sansculotides/…

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dobes hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Just release the ones on Rafael Cruz then Donnie! twitter.com/joshdcaplan/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d have done the same. I have little patience with clueless posturing.

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I haven’t even begun to think about who might be covering the Citizenship 7 decision today, sorry. Anyone want to o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…f5

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“Australia Faces The World’s Most Ridiculous Constitutional Crisis” (17 Aug) bloomberg.com/view/articles/… Nice label, @davidfickling.

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Indeed it is, and I’ve already planned my day around it. twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzNews…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Did you put an expiry date on that offer?

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@tacticalmaid Oops, I seem to have missed your immediately preceding tweet. As you were.

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ValaAfshar The first car advertisement in history, 1898 pic.twitter.com/cn7tToZPPa

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wragge Explore full-text digitised journals in @TroveAustralia! War, magic, literature — all sorts of fascinating stuff..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qbm

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@kristoforlawson @PJVogt Or, I should say, “Jinx!” IIRC “snap” means something different in the US.

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@kristoforlawson @PJVogt Still, they could be newly mining geodata collected previously. Advances in geo stuff has..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vn

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@kristoforlawson @PJVogt Are you both in the same place at regular times? Use their wi-fi? For mine, geolocation is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ck

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Fri plan, draft: Eggs; write for @zdnetaustralia; 1415 raise a toast to the Citizenship 7; remainder TBA, but I suspect the day ends there.

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MuseZack A LOT going on this old news story. pic.twitter.com/wWtq6dj4ce

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This is a good point. In the B-52 you also see different generations of technology side by side. twitter.com/tacticalmaid/s…

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Mind you, I have no idea whether that pilot even has children, let alone whether he’s spawned an air force pilot.

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In the Gulf War, one USAF pilot flew the same B-52 his father had flown over Vietnam. Will his kid in turn fly their grandfather’s B-52?

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The time during which humans have had the B-52 bomber is longer than the entire history of powered flight before the B-52.

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The newest B-52 flying is 55 years old. Which leads to some interesting further factoids..twitter.com/ColdWarJets/st…s5

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theipaper When the King of England had a love chair to ‘pleasure two partners at once’
inews.co.uk/opinion/column… pic.twitter.com/PZpDVk0RAw

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Friday. Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle jump hop spin. Friday.

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