Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 11th, 2018

glengyron But her emails.

But their corflute.

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@jonkudelka @franksting @cathywilcox1 @firstdogonmoon Well that was and also was definitely not what I just said.

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semibogan A man found 54 human hands in the snow. Russia says they’re probably just trash bellinghamherald.com/news/nation-wo…

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robmanuel “Churchill’s grandson calls Farage a ‘twat’” is a legit headline that someone might run today and people say this i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jW

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KyleWOrton That’s an interesting tweet isn’t it. pic.twitter.com/dmamjvij6V

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benpobjie I’m joining calls for any of these Labor hacks to explain how it’s sexist twitter.com/alexanderwhite…

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@joshgnosis Is that a dumpster full of burning corflutes?

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joshgnosis *checks in on the Batman by-election* pic.twitter.com/tUHoiEMKF3

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@alexanderwhite @BOConnorMP Still, by drawing attention to it, you guys have caused this one corflute to be seen by..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ua

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@alexanderwhite @BOConnorMP There’s nothing personal or sexist in it! There”s nothing in it but a call for the poli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kj

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus I am so going to get grief for that next time I have a platypus encounter.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 Sure, but it’d be easier for us if you did.

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johnb78 This is the saddest tale twitter.com/rosskempsell/s…

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@BOConnorMP I was going to say something like this, but figured it’s less convincing from a bloke. I’ll just say, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D5

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petstarr Wow thanks news dot com for framing this complex story in a way I could relate to pic.twitter.com/1jwulMKdcH

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@Davelennonabc @HamillHimself How this didn’t win an Oscar is beyond me.

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Here’s the original tweet from @BOConnorMP as well as the one it was replying to. They went off half-cocked about i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lH

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bobservo still trying to bring back Confusing Metaphor Detective pic.twitter.com/8rFTfR8no1

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I watched this earlier. I reckon we should ALL watch it, just to annoy @HamillHimself. It’s… special. twitter.com/HamillHimself/…

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HamillHimself I remember not wanting to wear a gold jumpsuit like a rejected member of ABBA or if I could memorize dialogue in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q3

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NewtonMark Save @stilgherrian from his fate of a trip to Adelaide by not donating to this. Or, if you hate him that much, tip..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…K5

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@HamishMack Or even “just” being white, middle class, and healthy.

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What I find obnoxious about this sort of “inspirational” quote is that, once again, not being rich is portrayed as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8N

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As of right now we’re only 18% of the way to that target. Surely Adelaide can do better than that.

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PEOPLE OF ADELAIDE, JUST DAYS REMAIN! “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign ends Wednesday night. You DO want..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ks

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@franksting @kofeyh @jplonie Yeah I would never email that to anyone. That would be childish and irresponsible.

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@kofeyh @jplonie @franksting Then send me an email address and I’ll send the goat-a-gram. You will be disappointed.

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@kofeyh @jplonie @franksting So do you want the whole thing, or just the goatiest bit?

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Tipsywitch78 And the award for “Most British headline ever” goes to… pic.twitter.com/OgK9xX9siB

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@Davelennonabc I haven’t been here long enough to say.

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Attn: @upulie and anyone who cares about dinosaurs and/or beer. pic.twitter.com/BxwUAo0cgA

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The early autumn evenings in the Blue Mountains really are quite lovely. pic.twitter.com/jffpXe02mr

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SO DON’T PICK ON ME THE DAMN THINGS JUST CATCH FIRE SOMETIMES. twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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@corduroy I’ve been sitting here for… um… ages.

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Manic_Henry Let’s see if Russian bots boost this pic of Freddie’s two teeth. pic.twitter.com/wGzd62qagH

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glengyron Ms 10 has finally shown some interest in Barbies. Oh. pic.twitter.com/woRVuna5oX

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@NuclearAnthro @yonatanzunger @avflox Well you know me well enough to know I’m impressed. But yes, also a little frightened.

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KetanJ0 ⚠️⚠️⚠️☢️☢️☢️Oh no, property prices are in danger of being affordable and young people ☢️☢️☢️⚠️⚠️⚠️ pic.twitter.com/LGDH9cBpV7

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CarrollRory My daughter interviewed her older brother for oral history. This is the face of our new generation pic.twitter.com/3ZgUfk0NE7

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@yonatanzunger @avflox @NuclearAnthro Sorry, excuse me for butting in, but that is both impressive and frightening.

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oneraindrop OH: my dad uses 3 Factor auth, he has 2FA and then every time he uses it he calls me up to remind him how it works

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wolfcat And here is the shot, the core missing the landing, so close and yet so fast. pic.twitter.com/sxMtsPNh78

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As we slide in the cocktail hour here in the east, “The 9pm Hometown Forum” sits at 18% of its target. Thank you, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…us

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@BlueJayGliding @SnarkyPlatypus Ah. I hadn’t scrolled down there. I stopped at the first Kenny reference. Thanks.

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@broek_af @purserj Indeed. But people choose their own paths, well, within the limits of the hand that accidents of birth dealt them.

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@munin You can’t masturbate in lower case, mate.

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@broek_af @purserj As long as you can’t see the criticism you’re fine.

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@BlueJayGliding @SnarkyPlatypus It’s not snarky, but I am happy to continue in my ignorance.

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@munin BUT IT’S ELON MUSK IT IS INNOVATION AND CLEVER AND I AM MASTURBATING AS I TYPE THIS.

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Twitter is wonderful. Also, the word for this is “bus”. pic.twitter.com/K1LZpqsSJo

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I suppose I should draw this to @SnarkyPlatypus’ attention. twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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@purserj @purserj Ah, no wonder @BOConnorMP didn’t ring any bells. A standard drab clockwork ALP foot soldier, if W..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lC

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@purserj I’ve no idea how anyone could rise up the ranks of the Australian Labor Party if they fold the first time..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zE

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@purserj Well, he blocked me. Peril-sensitive sunglasses.

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@purserj Here’s the tweet it’s quoting, one by someone who doesn’t know what “defamed” or “defiled” mean. pic.twitter.com/gGqRO3eiUG

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@purserj Who can say? Anyway, I took a screenshot, because of course I did. pic.twitter.com/nfmeUXZAHH

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@BOConnorMP Not everything is about the partisan belligerence of electoral politics. You twat.

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“A year of internet stardom: “BBC Dad’ reflects” lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete… Exactly a year ago today. pic.twitter.com/ibTxErJvg3

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Also, @BOConnorMP, you don’t have to be a supporter of The Greens to want to end this entire disgusting episode. Yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9A

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This isn’t even remotely personal, you twat. However “you twat” is personal, you twat. Also, stop supporting this s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AR

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Asher_Wolf sry, wat? pic.twitter.com/Q7vKVoTMSS

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@davispg Well this is my point. There’s only so may times you can experience “This man is being a fuckwit again” before you get sick of it.

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Wondering whether to read what The President said today, or just shove my head into a bucket of broken glass.

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RealNickHodge new canon twitter.com/tolkienianjedi…

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“Whatever comes next, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un can claim a win against Trump” by @BarbaraDemick latimes.com/world/asia/la-… Correct.

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So @TrainLinkWest, it’s harder to persuade people that quiet carriage protocols are a thing when staff in uniform a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5n

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Someone in the quiet carriage is singing to themselves. The song? “The Sounds of Silence”. I don’t even…

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I don’t think “arrived” is the correct word here. pic.twitter.com/45dIjTu8Et

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best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Amethyst”
Without “Meth” pic.twitter.com/TA3ExRxy0k

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VitoGesualdi They aren’t “fakes.” They are real diamonds. It just turns out it is pretty simple to grow this valueless rock that..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p5

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@dwunwin @AndrewBrownAU This is data which the government is required to protect.

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@dwunwin @AndrewBrownAU No one is saying “classified”, which you seem to be focusing on. “The documents were person..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ly

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What might the Australian Army get after the troubled Eurocopter ‘Aussie Tiger’ armed reconnaissance helicopters? A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oI

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@dobes @trentyarwood @NewtonMark @jpwarren @BlogsofWar It’s a shame it wasn’t more recent, because “Mal-” is such a good prefix.

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Sun plan: Eggs (I eated them); laundry (soon); late lunch, Katoomba; consider an important work-related question; s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nL

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As we approach midday in the east, “The 9pm Hometown Forum” sits at 18% of its target. You can do better than this,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mn

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@Manic_Henry @R_Chirgwin I which case I won’t catch and eat the few we have. Bugger all meat on them anyway.

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@dwunwin @AndrewBrownAU I think the issue is with the type of data, not the container it happens to be in.

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@evcricket @R_Chirgwin I don’t think I saw them go completely upside down, but @R_Chirgwin just popped over and con..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zh

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@BrianMitchellMP It’s amazing stuff. An entire energy-gobbling industry of computers shouting numbers at each other..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2Y

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@je_au @Blockstream This makes sense. Also, I didn’t know about the satellite. I don’t follow the mechanics of this..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NC

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I think I’ve just been watching a few Varied Sittella (Daphoenositta chrysoptera) but I was hard to tell in the gla..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fd

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @dobes @BlogsofWar Well, it HAPPENED again back in 2013. Still.

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AndrewBrownAU Exclusive: More government documents have been found in a filing cabinet sold in Fyshwick, containing the personal..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ED

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@je_au Maybe there are. Though connectivity could be a potential problem. Tagged for further research.

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“There is an iOS version, but I don’t feel like paying the Apple developer license just for them to reject the app…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6J

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@kcarruthers Lovely. That looks like a Cashmere goat to me, or something very similar.

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Attn: @ashabeeeee @dobes. Maybe I should compare the dates in this story to the equivalent ones about China. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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‘This Is What Happens When Bitcoin Miners Take Over Your Town: Eastern Washington had cheap power and tons of space..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wi

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It’s better the bless them up front than exorcise them later. Trust me on this. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@morebento @Pozible I would damn well hope so! I haven’t thought about venues yet, but I know there’s plenty of pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PN

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@markeldo @Pozible Thanks very much, Mark. You are most generous indeed, given your current distance from the action.

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fart a fun thing is how there are thousands of tweets from Early Twitter of people saying “nothing whats up” and “nothin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…34

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Kantrowitz Reporter: Oh, do I have a story for you
Editor: Great. See if we can tie it to the news cycle I’ll publish it
Repor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IP

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I agree, and will investigate it later this morning. twitter.com/twcau/status/9…

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ATTENTION PEOPLE OF ADELAIDE: With just four days to go, we’re only 10% of the way to ensuring this excellent podca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1D

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Sun plan, draft: Eggs; laundry; Sunday lunch, Katoomba; consider an important work-related question; shopping; Week..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8D

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Sunday. You know what you did was wrong, and you try to keep the details from your family. But they will find out eventually. Sunday.

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