Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 15th, 2018

@CosmicRami The more you describe it, the more I’m certain it wasn’t me.

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GrayConnolly Scottish Catholicism in all its sensitivity and patience…..
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@CosmicRami Well these are all things I might talk about, but I have no particular love for delta wings — I mean th.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xfe

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@CosmicRami It’s all good, I am identical to so many different people I get confused myself.

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@DeclanRurenga I started at 4.45pm and managed both to keep my shirt on and stay roughly vertical. People should be glad of this.

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@CosmicRami Um, not really. Are you confusing me with someone else?

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Respectable citizens, Sydney Central station, 10.30pm. pic.twitter.com/n0UiYZOol3

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snurb_dot_info That’s assuming those DNA changes are _positive_, though… twitter.com/rossdawson/sta…

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@oliyoung Well it didn’t even start well, so there’s that.

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RealNickHodge Life-time Labor voters with >$1m Superannuation accounts shocked *SHOCKED* to discover they are no longer working class.

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farrm51 Does Mr Dutton report to a Prime Minister or some such on these things, or is Home Affairs a sovereign state? twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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“Rock-star moralist”? I don’t know that a drug-fucked narcissist is the best kind of moralist to be listening go. twitter.com/UNSWCentreIdea…

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TheKouk Jean earns $160,000 a year tax free then because of the imputation rort, collects another $12,000 from other tax pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RE

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i_zzzzzz I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I’m pretty confident this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about so..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jv

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@kheitman_au I really should organise with @R_Chirgwin to set up a camera trap at @bunjaree.

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In the corner with a 4 Pines Amber Ale. pic.twitter.com/DdBI9ga72i

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Heading down to The Corner.

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@munin Very quollity. Quolls, in case you hadn’t picked up my opinion on these matters, are awesome.

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IMPORTANT QUOLL NEWS. These are Eastern Quolls, not Spotted Quolls, so this is quite good quoll news. twitter.com/bromleyca/stat…

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@aleeb88 @GiovanniTorre I guess that would’ve been Richo. There’s an image for you.

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@aleeb88 @GiovanniTorre OK, so I’m whiteysplaining now, but it doesn’t seem to be like he’s actually helping the ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vk

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@GiovanniTorre Well, once you start you might as well collect the full set, right?

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SnarkyPlatypus What’s with the budding bad Star Wars fanfic twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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BCMitchell61 @GreenJ Roman Quaedvlieg responds to his termination.

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Yeah she is evil like that. Worse than a Triffid, in many ways.

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@bradsprigg “Record number” is a big call. I have a vague memory of someone doing 43 successive variants of “I don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aH

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CrimeADay 21 USC §458, §460, 9 CFR §381.1 & §381.158 make it a federal crime to sell an 8 oz. chicken, turkey, goose, duck, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wU

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Itches”
in “Riches” pic.twitter.com/R9KIoQyhzR

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“Michaelia Cash May Have To Face Cross Examination In Court Over Media Leaks About Union Raids: The case will be he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F1

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Has Mr Mundine always been this thick? I seem to remember him being respected and stuff.

Further reading:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…a8

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Mr Quaedvlieg’s garden must look spectacular by now.

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marcfc The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comme..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cd

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Hypothepod This Hawking truther is not entirely up with the news. pic.twitter.com/bzYSeviGaX

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@aacole42 Absolutely. It’s a miracle anything works at all, anywhere, ever.

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I can’t help but think that a competent process could have reached this conclusion much, much quicker. twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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rohan_p Many years ago Computerworld ran an ‘A-Z’ series on various programming languages. I just had occasion to look it u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kw

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This is all true. Also, everything IS terrible. twitter.com/liamosaur/stat…

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smurray38 “We have one chair in the office, and true to form, the bloke gets it.” pic.twitter.com/58ridyseOu

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Departing The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers, but I will only be there very, very briefly.

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normative Immediate follow-up article: See how influential I am! twitter.com/orinkerr/statu…

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The first potential audience member has booked their spot. Would you like to be the Number Two? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@cafuego @drspacejunk Sadly for you, Peter, it looks like we’ll be catching up in Adelaide.

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anusha_srini The joys of punctuation 👇 twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…

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RadioFreeTom Talk about making your lesson plans a bit tight twitter.com/thehill/status…

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AussiemacJ Real estate agent, what a surprise ! twitter.com/consumervic/st…

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@voltagex No beef, but most of it is only calf as good as it could me. (I’m milking this for all it’s worth, before..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0g

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@voltagex This is why the terrorists will win.

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Thu plan, remainder replanned due to changes: First meeting done, second meeting cancelled; pho (shortly); errands..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iS

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stilgherrian I might as well plug this a few more times. The @Pozible campaign was successful last night. I went right down the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xv

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Having doubts about the viability of my 1130 meeting.

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DamienCWalker These very helpful Silvereyes come along every summer to show us which figs were the ripe ones we should have picke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0d

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Best recommendation ever? “Aside from being an unindicted war criminal, I’m sure she’s great.” twitter.com/ColMorrisDavis…

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@Manic_Henry I like mackerel generally, but couldn’t pick one species from another.

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@pingerino @i386 @jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes Oh thank you! I’ll give it a go on the weekend. :)

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rohan_p today’s wild stock photography ride pic.twitter.com/aXTd4pDY5T

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It’s almost as if Dutton based his comments on some bullshit TV report rather than, say, all the complicated writte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pQ

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This is something you don’t see every day. Well, unless you’re a gynaecologist or some such. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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jrhennessy “fully self-funded retiree” really is a phrase buckling under a lot of weight in the current news cycle

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@BXGD He’s clearly not having his best day.

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“Menswear picks: get off to a flying start with your holiday wardrobe – in pictures” is a frightening reminder thattwitter.com/i/web/status/9…txzx

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@staticsan It’s an interesting technique. I wonder how the cost compared with shipping pre-fab segments from an existing plant.

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Crossing the Nepean, where the new footbridge is being extruded across the river from its..instagram.com/p/BgUnGMAlSGl/Gw

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ClickHole Taking A Stand: Campbell’s Soup Has Announced That It Will No Longer Allow NRA Members To Swim In Its Soup Vats..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kz

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cosmicjester Should white families be allowed to adopt South African farmers? We discuss the issue next with Peter Andre and Hot..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pt

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Henry_Belot “You’re f—king finished,” the Greens staffer snarled down the phone. “I’m going to tear you to f—king pieces.” theage.com.au/politics/feder…

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@achanthadavong @ashabeeeee I already like IA, @achanthadavong, and I like you. It’s win-win!

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@michaelneale I’m on run W536, just arrived at Springwood.

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@ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Says “Stuart Kennedy” on my internets.

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@ashabeeeee Sorry, Asha, I was busy scamming my fans out of their hard-earned money.

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@MikePBurgess I somehow missed @ashabeeeee’s yarn on this. “ASD calls on government chief executives to up their cy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…na

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Well @MikePBurgess is off and running. “ASD’s Burgess slams mandarins” innovationaus.com/2018/03/ASDs-B…

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@ladyhana @Pozible This may well be possible on this trip.

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That’s not a suit. That’s what I actually look like. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Chris. I already have stress and anxiety issues. What are you trying to do to me?

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@staticsan Wait, I’m helping you think before tweeting? I assume because I’m a dire warning.

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Thu plan, confirmed: 0924 train to Sydney (now); editing en route; 1130 meeting; 1400 interview; errands; research;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…on

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Oops. New driver, only been on a week. She not only came from Katoomba (8.3km) but went down a fire trail by mistak..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BM

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To put it in context, she’s coming from more than 10km away. The new taxi booking system up here is rubbish. The dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kg

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I know why this happens, though. The “arrived” signal is triggered by the driver. In this case, the named driver (o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sc

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I see that we’re having trouble with the word “arrived” again this morning. pic.twitter.com/2stDIs8wI9

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@staticsan For a significant number of people, that IS the ideal Prime Minister.

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I might as well plug this a few more times. The @Pozible campaign was successful last night. I went right down the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xv

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Hahaha I used “Dutton” and “subtle” in the same tweet. What was I thinking?

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“Peter Dutton in talks to create gun lobby ‘council’ to change firearms laws” theguardian.com/australia-news… This news eme..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wd

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“What we know about Novichok, the ‘newby’ nerve agents linked to Russia” theconversation.com/what-we-know-a…

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JazzTwemlow “YEAH I’M A SATIRIST. DOWN WITH THE SYSTE- Oh shit I forgot to fill in my time sheet. I hope I get paid. I need to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CV

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hotterpop Just asked Google now “how old is Stephen Hawking?”

Response:
“Stephen Hawking died tomorrow at age 76”

Anyway, timezones are hard

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@Steve_Lockstep There’s some good examples there. Aircraft there were not yet reliable, unable to perform efficient..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ha

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@auspost All good at this stage, thanks. I’m pretty sure it was aa minor miscommunication our end, and I’ve arrange..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KC

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joshgondelman The difference between Rex Tillerson and Mike Pompeo is the difference between vomit and projectile vomit.

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@cafuego @drspacejunk Heh. Well there’s an audience of at least 1.

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@drspacejunk Cool, let’s chat later. It’s a bit early in the day to make commitments.

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@drspacejunk I’ve been meaning to record a separate chat with you anyway, y’see.

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@drspacejunk I’ll be in Brisbane on Wed night, then Adelaide Thu afternoon through to Mon. Does anything coincide there?

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m_uhhlee phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did….he did that for all of us

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snurbbotinfo Has any news cycle brought peace?

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elisefoley I thought this had to be fake like the Gorilla Channel thing but it is apparently real! twitter.com/kenzbry/status…

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noUpside So it seems YouTube didn’t actually give Wikipedia a heads’ up that hordes of conspiracy theorists are now incentiv..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hW

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Thu plan, draft: 0924 train to Sydney; editing en route; 1130 meeting; 1400 interview; research; drinks and dinner;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iG

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Erm, I’ve pressed the right button, and the bookings thing is now open. publichouseforum6.eventbrite.com

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“The 9pm Hometown Forum” podcast is being recorded in Adelaide on the afternoon of Sat 24 Mar. Panel and venue TBA…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nm

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Thursday. Tying a ribbon around it will not change the way it tastes. Thursday.

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