@CosmicRami The more you describe it, the more I’m certain it wasn’t me.

GrayConnolly Scottish Catholicism in all its sensitivity and patience…..
#Catholic pic.twitter.com/HBegsAmIzg
@CosmicRami Well these are all things I might talk about, but I have no particular love for delta wings — I mean th.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xfe
@CosmicRami It’s all good, I am identical to so many different people I get confused myself.
@michaelkoziol That’s what I thought.
@michaelkoziol Nope, platform 16 so North Shore.
@CosmicRami Nope, that was not me.
@corduroy Agreed on all counts.
@DeclanRurenga I started at 4.45pm and managed both to keep my shirt on and stay roughly vertical. People should be glad of this.
@ClaireVM @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes The fish was very good, yes.
@CosmicRami Um, not really. Are you confusing me with someone else?
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @ClaireVM Terrible business.

Respectable citizens, Sydney Central station, 10.30pm. pic.twitter.com/n0UiYZOol3
@Anthony_Caruana @auspost @TurnbullMalcolm Only if you livestream it.
snurb_dot_info That’s assuming those DNA changes are _positive_, though… twitter.com/rossdawson/sta…
@oliyoung Well it didn’t even start well, so there’s that.
RealNickHodge Life-time Labor voters with >$1m Superannuation accounts shocked *SHOCKED* to discover they are no longer working class.

Hey @auspost, how much to ship one of these to @TurnbullMalcolm? pic.twitter.com/UQLZJ8r6Ud
farrm51 Does Mr Dutton report to a Prime Minister or some such on these things, or is Home Affairs a sovereign state? twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…
“Rock-star moralist”? I don’t know that a drug-fucked narcissist is the best kind of moralist to be listening go. twitter.com/UNSWCentreIdea…
TheKouk Jean earns $160,000 a year tax free then because of the imputation rort, collects another $12,000 from other tax pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RE
i_zzzzzz I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I’m pretty confident this is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about so..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jv
@kheitman_au I really should organise with @R_Chirgwin to set up a camera trap at @bunjaree.

In the corner with a 4 Pines Amber Ale. pic.twitter.com/DdBI9ga72i
@kheitman_au ELECTRIC QUOLLS.
Heading down to The Corner.
@expectproblems Yes, yes, petal. [Pats head]
@munin Very quollity. Quolls, in case you hadn’t picked up my opinion on these matters, are awesome.
IMPORTANT QUOLL NEWS. These are Eastern Quolls, not Spotted Quolls, so this is quite good quoll news. twitter.com/bromleyca/stat…
@aleeb88 @GiovanniTorre I guess that would’ve been Richo. There’s an image for you.
@aleeb88 @GiovanniTorre OK, so I’m whiteysplaining now, but it doesn’t seem to be like he’s actually helping the ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vk
@GiovanniTorre Well, once you start you might as well collect the full set, right?
SnarkyPlatypus What’s with the budding bad Star Wars fanfic twitter.com/abcnews/status…
Well played. twitter.com/aspientiae/sta…
BCMitchell61 @GreenJ Roman Quaedvlieg responds to his termination.
youtube.com/watch?v=h6BJJe…
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Yeah she is evil like that. Worse than a Triffid, in many ways.
@bradsprigg “Record number” is a big call. I have a vague memory of someone doing 43 successive variants of “I don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aH
CrimeADay 21 USC §458, §460, 9 CFR §381.1 & §381.158 make it a federal crime to sell an 8 oz. chicken, turkey, goose, duck, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wU

best_in_dumbest We put the “Itches”
in “Riches” pic.twitter.com/R9KIoQyhzR
“Michaelia Cash May Have To Face Cross Examination In Court Over Media Leaks About Union Raids: The case will be he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F1
Has Mr Mundine always been this thick? I seem to remember him being respected and stuff.
Further reading:..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…a8
Mr Quaedvlieg’s garden must look spectacular by now.
marcfc The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comme..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cd
The recommendations keep rolling in… twitter.com/JohnKiriakou/s…

Hypothepod This Hawking truther is not entirely up with the news. pic.twitter.com/bzYSeviGaX
@aacole42 Absolutely. It’s a miracle anything works at all, anywhere, ever.
I can’t help but think that a competent process could have reached this conclusion much, much quicker. twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…
* No actual guarantee.
#9pmhometown
@aspientiae Not even remotely.
rohan_p Many years ago Computerworld ran an ‘A-Z’ series on various programming languages. I just had occasion to look it u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kw
This is all true. Also, everything IS terrible. twitter.com/liamosaur/stat…

smurray38 “We have one chair in the office, and true to form, the bloke gets it.” pic.twitter.com/58ridyseOu
Departing The Place Where There Are Antlers.
Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers, but I will only be there very, very briefly.
normative Immediate follow-up article: See how influential I am! twitter.com/orinkerr/statu…
The first potential audience member has booked their spot. Would you like to be the Number Two? #9pmhometown twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@cafuego @drspacejunk Sadly for you, Peter, it looks like we’ll be catching up in Adelaide.
anusha_srini The joys of punctuation 👇 twitter.com/squigglyrick/s…
RadioFreeTom Talk about making your lesson plans a bit tight twitter.com/thehill/status…
AussiemacJ Real estate agent, what a surprise ! twitter.com/consumervic/st…
@voltagex s/me/be/ #obviously
@voltagex No beef, but most of it is only calf as good as it could me. (I’m milking this for all it’s worth, before..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0g
Planetary cow art. #fearofacowplanet HT @voltagex. twitter.com/KlingenbergFar…
@voltagex This is why the terrorists will win.
Thu plan, remainder replanned due to changes: First meeting done, second meeting cancelled; pho (shortly); errands..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iS
@elronxenu Almost.
stilgherrian I might as well plug this a few more times. The @Pozible campaign was successful last night. I went right down the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xv
Having doubts about the viability of my 1130 meeting.
@dobes I approve.
DamienCWalker These very helpful Silvereyes come along every summer to show us which figs were the ripe ones we should have picke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0d
Best recommendation ever? “Aside from being an unindicted war criminal, I’m sure she’s great.” twitter.com/ColMorrisDavis…
@Manic_Henry I like mackerel generally, but couldn’t pick one species from another.
@pingerino @i386 @jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes Oh thank you! I’ll give it a go on the weekend. :)

rohan_p today’s wild stock photography ride pic.twitter.com/aXTd4pDY5T
@SnarkyPlatypus See also. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…

Ceiling. pic.twitter.com/Rhs6C9twjr
@Manic_Henry What bastards.
@Manic_Henry Gravlax is the most important thing.

#blueandyellowtrain, very briefly. pic.twitter.com/ACxA1UvDtW

Arriving at Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/Z6d4KwWRVm
It’s almost as if Dutton based his comments on some bullshit TV report rather than, say, all the complicated writte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pQ
Nice twist. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
@dr_nic @SnarkyPlatypus You haven’t met him.
This is something you don’t see every day. Well, unless you’re a gynaecologist or some such. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…
jrhennessy “fully self-funded retiree” really is a phrase buckling under a lot of weight in the current news cycle
@BXGD He’s clearly not having his best day.
“Menswear picks: get off to a flying start with your holiday wardrobe – in pictures” is a frightening reminder thattwitter.com/i/web/status/9…txzx
@staticsan It’s an interesting technique. I wonder how the cost compared with shipping pre-fab segments from an existing plant.

Crossing the Nepean, where the new footbridge is being extruded across the river from its..instagram.com/p/BgUnGMAlSGl/Gw
ClickHole Taking A Stand: Campbell’s Soup Has Announced That It Will No Longer Allow NRA Members To Swim In Its Soup Vats..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kz
@BlueJayGliding @GreenJ That’s a separate thing.
cosmicjester Should white families be allowed to adopt South African farmers? We discuss the issue next with Peter Andre and Hot..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pt
Henry_Belot “You’re f—king finished,” the Greens staffer snarled down the phone. “I’m going to tear you to f—king pieces.” theage.com.au/politics/feder…
@achanthadavong @ashabeeeee I already like IA, @achanthadavong, and I like you. It’s win-win!
@michaelneale I’m on run W536, just arrived at Springwood.
@GreenJ I, too, would like a pony.
@ashabeeeee @achanthadavong Says “Stuart Kennedy” on my internets.
@ashabeeeee Sorry, Asha, I was busy scamming my fans out of their hard-earned money.
@MikePBurgess I somehow missed @ashabeeeee’s yarn on this. “ASD calls on government chief executives to up their cy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…na
Well @MikePBurgess is off and running. “ASD’s Burgess slams mandarins” innovationaus.com/2018/03/ASDs-B…
@tacticalmaid I’m now way too familiar with them.
Nice headline. twitter.com/SkyNews/status…
That’s not a suit. That’s what I actually look like. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…
@bernietb @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Not even to punch him in the face?
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Chris. I already have stress and anxiety issues. What are you trying to do to me?
@staticsan Wait, I’m helping you think before tweeting? I assume because I’m a dire warning.
Thu plan, confirmed: 0924 train to Sydney (now); editing en route; 1130 meeting; 1400 interview; errands; research;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…on
Oops. New driver, only been on a week. She not only came from Katoomba (8.3km) but went down a fire trail by mistak..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BM
To put it in context, she’s coming from more than 10km away. The new taxi booking system up here is rubbish. The dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kg
I know why this happens, though. The “arrived” signal is triggered by the driver. In this case, the named driver (o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sc

I see that we’re having trouble with the word “arrived” again this morning. pic.twitter.com/2stDIs8wI9
@staticsan For a significant number of people, that IS the ideal Prime Minister.
I might as well plug this a few more times. The @Pozible campaign was successful last night. I went right down the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xv
Hahaha I used “Dutton” and “subtle” in the same tweet. What was I thinking?
“Peter Dutton in talks to create gun lobby ‘council’ to change firearms laws” theguardian.com/australia-news… This news eme..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wd
“What we know about Novichok, the ‘newby’ nerve agents linked to Russia” theconversation.com/what-we-know-a…
JazzTwemlow “YEAH I’M A SATIRIST. DOWN WITH THE SYSTE- Oh shit I forgot to fill in my time sheet. I hope I get paid. I need to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CV
hotterpop Just asked Google now “how old is Stephen Hawking?”
Response:
“Stephen Hawking died tomorrow at age 76”
Anyway, timezones are hard
@Steve_Lockstep There’s some good examples there. Aircraft there were not yet reliable, unable to perform efficient..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ha
@auspost All good at this stage, thanks. I’m pretty sure it was aa minor miscommunication our end, and I’ve arrange..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KC
joshgondelman The difference between Rex Tillerson and Mike Pompeo is the difference between vomit and projectile vomit.
@cafuego @drspacejunk Heh. Well there’s an audience of at least 1.
@drspacejunk Cool, let’s chat later. It’s a bit early in the day to make commitments.
@drspacejunk I’ve been meaning to record a separate chat with you anyway, y’see.
@drspacejunk I’ll be in Brisbane on Wed night, then Adelaide Thu afternoon through to Mon. Does anything coincide there?
m_uhhlee phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did….he did that for all of us
snurbbotinfo Has any news cycle brought peace?
elisefoley I thought this had to be fake like the Gorilla Channel thing but it is apparently real! twitter.com/kenzbry/status…
Hurrah! @ashabeeeee @dobes twitter.com/moylecroft/sta…
noUpside So it seems YouTube didn’t actually give Wikipedia a heads’ up that hordes of conspiracy theorists are now incentiv..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hW
Thu plan, draft: 0924 train to Sydney; editing en route; 1130 meeting; 1400 interview; research; drinks and dinner;..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iG
Erm, I’ve pressed the right button, and the bookings thing is now open. publichouseforum6.eventbrite.com #9pmhometown
“The 9pm Hometown Forum” podcast is being recorded in Adelaide on the afternoon of Sat 24 Mar. Panel and venue TBA…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nm
ICYMI last night, the thing actually happened. #9pmhometown twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Thursday. Tying a ribbon around it will not change the way it tastes. Thursday.