I’m disappearing now. Meanwhile, consider what you’ll be doing in Adelaide next Saturday afternoon. #9pmhometown twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@_midofo_ This is complicated.
@ashabeeeee My pleasure, I think.
@ashabeeeee It’s all about choosing your fuckwits.
xtophercook Much appreciated. And can you check if I’ve left the iron on, too? pic.twitter.com/i4ZtNer9EW
@dj2mn @apathywithin Hurrah!
@jeamland @garthk @souriceaux Definitely their best album.
ATTENTION: “Giant yellow duck missing off the Western Australia coast”
abc.net.au/news/2018-03-1… pic.twitter.com/FeHEwkvji8
@garthk @souriceaux @jeamland This raises further questions, but they’ll have to wait for another day.
@garthk Are you revealing any patterns?
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BgYXGKWFdWL/
benpobjie “He’s the most faithful dog I’ve ever had” twitter.com/guardian/statu…
“A panel of self-proclaimed ‘warriors’ couldn’t explain why we need to win Twitter” by @Jeff_Sparrow theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
“The Man Who Knew Too Little” nytimes.com/2018/03/10/sty… In which a former digital media executive cuts off all news from his worldview.
@konichiwakitty @PeteLawler That I don’t know, but I’m sure that the movies wouldn’t have lied to us a second time.
@konichiwakitty @PeteLawler The movies have lied to us!
@LLah_Nomis Alas, they’re all the same people.
JamColley Finally getting to the bottom of this. pic.twitter.com/qvpcGnZp3m
@konichiwakitty @PeteLawler The movies are wrong. They’re suppressors rather than silencers, still reasonably loud.
Oh yeah. #purpletrain. I am on it.
@konichiwakitty @PeteLawler I have discussed these issues with NSW Police and they’ve pointed out that shooting peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KA
@edsheeran Don’t we all. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
I’d actually guessed this. Pretty much everything wrong in the world is @edsheeran’s fault. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…
HURRY HURRY HURRY YOU HAVE TO GET ON THE TRAIN FIRST OR YOUR SPLEEN WILL RUPTURE. pic.twitter.com/jAFYoz8NKS
Passengers standing behind the yellow line until all shunting operations are complete. Kinda. pic.twitter.com/QvC7RedWZA
Ah. The Man with a Microphone just told us it’s the front four cars only. Shunting is happening.
Eight more cars of V-Set have arrived. I’m not sure how many of them are ours for run W587 at 2018. pic.twitter.com/odp0jeV4Bz
For reasons which are not entirely clear, my #purpletrain will be departing from platform 1, and up ahead of this V..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yc
phbarratt Looks like a nimble-witted fellow. twitter.com/11thhour/statu…
“Dutton’s Plan To Save White South Africans Comes Almost Entirely From ‘The Daily Telegraph’” by @oz_f junkee.com/peter-dutton-w…
Attn: @ashabeeeee @dobes. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
NewtonMark It’s probably better if you don’t waste your time on this internet thing. twitter.com/ProfFaustus/st…
thelindsayellis I remember going through this phase circa… age 15 or so? I got over it once I discovered musical theater. twitter.com/jourdayen/stat…
A question for the ages… twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…
@lanesainty On a related note: “A Biohacker Regrets Publicly Injecting Himself With CRISPR” (20 Feb) theatlantic.com/science/archiv…
Life’s too short to spend time talking to these fuckwits.
@LoveJuggernaut @jason_a_w Oh do fuck off, you ignorant dim-witted racist cunt.
“Peter Dutton’s offer to white South African farmers started on the far right,” by @jason_a_w. “The myth of ‘white..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pt
“No, You Still Can’t See The Secret Letters From When The Governor-General Sacked The PM: It’s not time’ by..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P8
@macro2779 Yes. Yes, it does.
@Taco_Lad @NewtonMark I have trouble understanding what his actual goal is.
@Taco_Lad @NewtonMark Yes, that’s how The Law works. You follow the law, or, if you don’t, you’ve broken the law. Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S8
Beef Life. pic.twitter.com/TrtI4LCBvL
@AusBjartur @JakeTheX @lanesainty Where the hell do you get peyote in Australia? (Yes, this is the key challenge fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wk
@NewtonMark As I said earlier..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…yZ
Oops. “Gold finally falls from a plane and it’s literally in Siberia” abc.net.au/news/2018-03-1… pic.twitter.com/VaJ8gTNCaE
@SimonThomsen Oh dear God no, I don’t actually WATCH television, let alone watch the programs with hashtags.
Good on him. twitter.com/suzannelynch1/…
@SimonThomsen I see.
@speedweasel You can shoosh too.
@munin Yes.
@madcatjo2point0 Shoosh.
Hmmm. The place I am at has suddenly filled up with poorly behaved cubicle dwellers squawking loudly at each other..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HE
slamup Point of interest: South Africa’s racist apartheid laws were literally imported from Australia. The laws were draft..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…A7
LaianeWolfsong I saw one spittle-flecked MAGA Mom account tweet that #NationalWalkoutDay was an attempt by the Left to organize y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3u
HAHAHAHAHA. Yeah good one, mate. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…
@SimonThomsen No idea what this means.
We really do need more TV programs where a selection of partisan front people quote prepared talking points at each..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Aa
Interesting question. The word “gastropod” comes to mind. twitter.com/engin_eer/stat…
This is basically a straight-up lie from the IPA chap. Not even just an inaccurate generalisation. A lie. I hope it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tC
benpobjie I want a platypus milkshake and I want one now.
@munin @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @Viss Plus, you know, holding Assad to account. So win-win.
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p Coward.
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p And the following week… twitter.com/TomthunkitsMin…
TomthunkitsMind Force of Habit. pic.twitter.com/UCDMJv2UV3
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p I think @Viss may be right here. twitter.com/Viss/status/97…
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p The Burmese ones are really trippy. #kittenhuffing
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p You’re giving kittenhuffing a bad name.
@oberonsghost You fool! You’re going to be sick that day.
Oh @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p … Happy Friday! twitter.com/edzitron/statu…
@DrRhysPockett @smh No such place.
@DrRhysPockett @smh This would be the same Leichhardt, which with Haberfield etc was the core of Italian settlement..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nc
@smh The yarn also describes Leichhardt North as “deepest, sleepiest suburbia”, though I think that’s actually mock..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UK
@smh “I step off a tram stop I’ve never before heard of — Lilyfield — convinced I’m in the wrong place.”twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k9Wo
@smh Nah, can’t find it. Meh.
dobes HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QG
@DanielOCnr @formalbeer @R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad @bunjaree Fair point.
@smh Now, can I find the restaurant review where an @smh writer got off the light rail at Lilyfield, the wrong stop..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SO
@smh Also, the story talks about “suburbs including Cabramatta, Guildford, Mount Druitt, Fairfield and Merrylands”,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…o0
Attn: @ABCmediawatch. I know that @smh rarely heads further west than Balmain or Newtown, but this is hilarious. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Compare this screenshot of the @smh story with the image captioned “Parramatta City River Strategy, artist’s impres..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eN
This is an important story, but HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA IT’S ILLUSTRATED WITH AN ARTIST’S IMPRESSION OF A PARRAMATTA THAT D..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vs
FionaKatauskas …and he would have integrated seamlessltwitter.com/Jeff_Sparrow/s…ID
@gigihux Like whipped cream on a lemon tart.
computerfact concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?
machine learning algorithm: yes.
awelder The “budget leaks” start soon. Labor is smart to put its announcements out now, because over the next two months a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5l
Jeff_Sparrow If Eugene Terre’Blanche were still alive, Australia would have organised special transport to bring him here. pic.twitter.com/QUstaorvlT
@DanielOCnr @formalbeer @R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad @bunjaree This about about the loose-shorts thing again, isn’t it. twitter.com/qodarkness/sta…
RespectableLaw WTF this guy stole my idea. pic.twitter.com/Aorn5OrvhC
@zerogeewhiz @TByrne75 @awelder @abcnews Yep, repeat the linking of “welfare” and “cheat” when the cases in questio..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tG
@zerogeewhiz @TByrne75 @awelder See also the unquestioned framing of “wealthy welfare cheats”. Press release at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lJ
@qodarkness They’re rubbish shorts.
Ah, happy memories… twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…
@alexkidman @dr_nic This is why I’m self-employed.
@formalbeer @R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad @bunjaree I can handle bunyips.
@jonoabroad @R_Chirgwin My pleasure. #joke
@ashabeeeee @marcoostini This is true, but the $3M exemption does not apply to medical data, nor to any business wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…B1
@R_Chirgwin @jonoabroad @bunjaree I’ve been meaning to take some more photos down there as the autumn mists become more common.
@jonoabroad @R_Chirgwin Jono, I reckon you’re one of the people who should tag their tweets #joke so we actually kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vK
rohan_p Can’t believe we’re only the 10th most expensive city in the world. Pathetic effort Sydney bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
@alexkidman Quite a bit of television is also pants-off. @dr_nic
@JustJimWillDo Thank you.
@marcoostini @ashabeeeee I’m assuming OAIC is making sure we all hear about the good boys and girls reporting early..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…my
I just took another look at these “menswear picks”, this time looking at the prices. £1720 for a shitty print shirt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…19
joshgnosis I look forward to the STOP DORA signs appearing in Batman tomorrow. twitter.com/JoshBavas/stat…
@BBfromCanberra Where to begin…
Thought 1: Should I head out of the city before Friday rush hour?
Action 1: Looks at time. It’s 1530.
Thought 2: Ru..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ki
NSWRFS Crews from #NSWRFS and @FRNSW are on scene at a truck fire on the M1 Pacific Motorway Mooney Mooney, just north of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sV
rohan_p Still grappling, so to speak, with this sign outside the local church pic.twitter.com/qeU2sCDL10
jpwarren “The ABC is also much less likely to cover celebrity news, human interest stories, including minor mishaps, or to i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8N
@marcoostini Yep, here’s @ashabeeeee’s story too. zdnet.com/article/oaic-r… Still waiting for a big one, though.
@michaelneale I wouldn’t trust bees. Not even dead bees.
@JakeTheX @lanesainty Naturalmente! :P
@JakeTheX @lanesainty If I were the magistrate I’d just say “Mr Meow-Meow, you’re a tosser. You insult this court…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cC
@michaelneale But then the bees would escape.
@nigel_castle @kevinbocek Bleat!
@dobes @lanesainty Yeah I just saw that. Chaneysplaining torture to McCain. That’s impressive stuff.
@dobes @lanesainty Whereas this last sentence was Retort of the Day… yesterday, was it? twitter.com/ColMorrisDavis…
@dobes @lanesainty That really is Retort of the Day.
@nehadk We have only scratched the surface.
@dobes @lanesainty If we’re making a Catalog of Weirdneses…
@daniels_den Of course it’s a tram. Anyone who says it isn’t is a burden to society.
cyberwar Oh. never mind then. twitter.com/PressSec/statu…
@lanesainty I wrote about some of Mr Meow-Meow’s thoughts a couple weeks ago. “DIY genetic engineering is about to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LS
“A Self-Described ‘Cyborg’ Who Got A Train Pass Implanted In His Hand Just Got A Ticket Fine” by @lanesainty buzzfeed.com/lanesainty/tic…
JohnBirmingham From today’s aliensideboob.com pic.twitter.com/yMfgd7ziHf
MeghanMcCain My father doesn’t need torture explained to him. twitter.com/liz_cheney/sta…
@ReadPete And thank you.
@ReadPete It is. iPhone 6S Plus.
Succulent, etc. pic.twitter.com/rKx431eaRu
cmclymer For what it’s worth, McMaster lasted 38.8 scaramuccis.
John_Hanna Pssst, he won’t. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
@scott_thewspot But the bees are dead.
CillizzaCNN This is fine twitter.com/JChengWSJ/stat…
chizicus @shingworks I used to do this but it was my boobs on my desk
shingworks Good morning, walruses sometimes hook their teeth on the ice and relax pic.twitter.com/X5E5XUF9mB
#blueandyellowtrain, very briefly, again. pic.twitter.com/AraTVNCuDw
Graunched.
@aleeb88 No respect.
joshgnosis Protest organisers say they have tried to get right of reply from Seven and Sunrise but haven’t heard back. pic.twitter.com/EKqsikKDFu
“OAIC received 31 notifications in the first three weeks of data breach scheme” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/oaic-r…
CASABriefing Airspace restrictions apply during ASEAN-Australia18 held from today until Sunday 18 March in Sydney.
An Aeronautic..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…M0
the_scotsman_ Hey @Telstra - you might want to check your junk mail filters….you’re sending your own emails into the junk folde..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jm
TUBE OF DEAD BEES. HT @smidgey. twitter.com/JustaUSCitizen…
lanesainty Meow Meow has been convicted of travelling without a valid ticket and fined $220. And given a section 10 for failin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aI
IMPORTANT DETAIL. twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…
best_in_dumbest We put the “Chat”
Back in “Eschatological” pic.twitter.com/8NOYtecPqw
“Cyber advice on WeChat ‘not provided to MPs’” theaustralian.com.au/national-affai… [$] Story following up this @TimWattsMP twee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tq
arawnsley Lego DF-41 complete pic.twitter.com/z5Bv0FRcNV
jpwarren It is in our interest to ensure that the cake is NOT a lie. twitter.com/JanelleCShane/…
@aspientiae That I don’t know. The ‘pedia says he’s been awarded all three of those medals, though.
@ThomasCMcCabe Yep, we eventually got all three. All service medals. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@expectproblems Chopper, I hope. Fuckin’ animals!
#blueandyellowtrain, very briefly. pic.twitter.com/J0hRdybWMW
What a strange combination. pic.twitter.com/QoH00mq4eb
@munin It is. If I’d remembered that this case was on today I’d have popped over to Newtown. Local Court is always..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kd
@bastardsheep @R_Chirgwin It’s all pretty much on risk assessment and expected protocol. And can’t have the host lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eb
What an arsehat. twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…
@lanesainty Magistrate’s Court can be a lovely morning of free entertainment.
@bastardsheep @R_Chirgwin … and a small escort for the PM, as well as clearing traffic if in the CBD, has also been standard for ages.
@bastardsheep @R_Chirgwin It’s not Malcolm, as you may have seen in my correction, but this is bog standard stuff f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rG
@chrisbrereton It’s OK, I’ll send The Van for you later.
johnthelutheran I’m sure the last Cold War had a slightly more elevated tone than this one. twitter.com/hannahbayman/s…
Ah yes..twitter.com/coreyscottalle…Ro
Sorry, yes, that’s [Crown] 1 not C-1, the Governor-General or Governor or foreign head of state. twitter.com/chrisbrereton/…
This is where the action is. pic.twitter.com/tzHkLxziPv
Malcolm’s motorcade, with helicopter escort. Not shown: The 3 or 4 motorcycles with lights and sirens clearing the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mP
@JustJimWillDo @kevinbocek This is what happens when people read my website before meeting me.
Just had a wonderful conversation with @kevinbocek, in which we discussed the complexity of encryption key and cert..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dk
The name of this software is “Ludwig”, and at the time it was revolutionary. Also, Chris Barter was an excellent le..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DZ
RichardTuffin “Craig” Dutton 😂😂😂 twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
snurbbotinfo How many weeks of Australian politics is required ?
snurbbotinfo Congrats Brendan Nelson. Malcolm Turnbull has conceded emoji misunderstandings.
best_in_dumbest We put the “Jest”
in “Indigestion” pic.twitter.com/Om69V3IEZ2
WhoresofYore Victorian
#SnailOn pic.twitter.com/HEZ1D15aXf
PulpLibrarian Would this be safer with a sports bra and some shinpads?
Bull Leapers of Crete. Fate Magazine, January 1952. pic.twitter.com/dtfgGcrkj4
@TuesdayAddams @playswithf1re I think they have the sense to realise it’s a rhetorical question.
dril Thread. The dog who died in a united airlines overhead bin was a deep state Chaos Agent. Thread, Thread
@cefiar This is another valid reading. ;) twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…
Thanks, and we have the full set. All three are service medals, two for length-of-time, one for “distinguished” ser..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n3
Mate, I’m trying to engender a sense of community here, an atmosphere of cooperation. You’re not really a team play..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rI
katebevan in which Peter Thiel, a weapons-grade bellend who supported Trump and destroyed Gawker, throws a massive hissy fit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cX
@spectatorindex @SteveAustinABC I’m loving this guy on the right. pic.twitter.com/IHXkbKXgEF
joshgnosis Catholic Robocalls were really the worst Batman villain. pic.twitter.com/WLnKnsKgiG
Ta, so that’s the Australian Police Medal and the Queensland Police Service Medal, both of which would presumably b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XI
While you are reconsidering your approach to this issue, you can read this important announcement, and act upon it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Shame. On. You. All. twitter.com/paulbam3/statu…
Thanks, and this is not at all unreasonable. twitter.com/smidgey/status…
Fri plan, outline draft: 0900 meeting, Circular Quay; breakfast; errands; 1215 back repairs, Potts Point; in betwee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KP
Your responses to this polite and genuine request suggest that your respect for Mr Quaedvlieg is somewhat limited.
Would someone be so kind as to identify the medals in this photo? twitter.com/crikey_news/st…
davewilsond Whoever gave me this sticker over the weekend, <3 you so much pic.twitter.com/3VxS5wgx41
@19bk69 @R_Chirgwin @zirkont @andrewsayer @sylmobile Excellent work.
iainmarlow Um, India and Pakistan are literally ringing each other’s doorbells at night and then running away…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…N1
“Ex-Equifax exec charged with insider trading after selling $1 million worth of stock before data breach disclosure” grahamcluley.com/ex-equifax-exe…
Moo you cow. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
Friday. Check regularly for fraying and tearing. Friday.