Gorn.
@giantmetalrobot Exactly.
Pffft! The more nukes, the more fun for everyone!
SHARE THE JOY! twitter.com/ArmsControlWon…
She’d better take that elephant on an EVA. twitter.com/badass_w/statu…
joshgnosis Health Minister Greg Hunt announces that PrEP is on the PBS from April 1. Maximum cost $39.50 per script. pic.twitter.com/1nipBMcImH
@_midofo_ Was it this model, as per this image in the email? pic.twitter.com/ox0FNcDwOy
@oberonsghost At least I’ll have time to sneak in a quick nap in Adelaide, I think, though I really do need to sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RR
@oberonsghost Good thinking. In this case, I think whoever booked the travel assumed I had the same time constraint..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bB
@jplonie @franksting Not if I kept them in a cage.
GreenJ The Truman show … twitter.com/theboltreport/…
patrickkeneally Um Newscorp ran a scare campaign demanding lockouts etc which nsw govt caved into twitter.com/newscomauhq/st…
Definitely a legitimate document which I shall open immediately. pic.twitter.com/1bpY4I0Cxw
Yeah @roweafr is one disturbing individual. Check this one, America! twitter.com/FinancialRevie…
Heading back to my accommodation. I’m booked on the 0610 AEST flight to Adelaide in the morning, because reasons. W..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6P
Picketer How the upper Bourgeoisie protest: they hire a truck driver to do blockies and their sons wear chinos without a bla..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…TZ
@Wolfie_Rankin @franksting Only if you have sex with the washing machines.
@franksting Just like in a brothel.
@sleepingdingo Wrong screenshot.
An “impactful” chart. books.google.com/ngrams/graph?c… pic.twitter.com/c6SspKXB1C
free_facts You can live forever by eating your own diarrhea
@franksting Ah yes. Families use more water than just me.
“Thread,” as they say. twitter.com/oz_f/status/97…
@larrydines @ashabeeeee Cyber dropbears would be pretty cool though.
Bold claim from Kaspersky, this. twitter.com/jc_stubbs/stat…
jc_stubbs SCOOP: Kaspersky is moving its servers which process data from U.S. and European users to Switzerland in response t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ue
Further Russian diplomatic trolling. twitter.com/mfa_russia/sta…
waynesmith1971 The CEO of Cambridge Analytica Alexander Nix telling an undercover reporter with a hidden camera how you can use a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Le
@NewtonMark I was trying to work a codpiece into it, but you beat me with your codpiece.
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p But only the last mile. Blockchains made of copper.
@NewtonMark Maybe it’s a cod cod.
@franksting Or is that vodka?
@franksting That’s more than half a ton of water. That’s a lot of water.
Miles and miles of blockchain, @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p! pic.twitter.com/gL7gOqvey0
@kovarchi @ashabeeeee These are good cybers, Kevin.
What if the tram were going through a tunnel or under a bridge? twitter.com/shitjudgessay/…
“Australian government considers approach to cybersecurity ‘world-leading’,” so there’s that. By @ashabeeeee. zdnet.com/article/austra…
shitjudgessay And if the Commissioner of Police is not a “Melbourne underworld crime figure”, a Melbourne tram certainly isn’t!..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…R8
dobes @purserj @oliyoung @stilgherrian @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dr_nic blockchain will end the eternal september
@purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dr_nic That would work too, because it’s already a distributed protocol. You..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QH
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dr_nic This is magical. I would also like to see Blockchain Over UUCP for maximum compatibility.
bhakthi Reminder that Crikey submission guidelines are here! I am especially keen on more environment and climate change re..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ng
“NBN the key driver of consumer telco dissatisfaction: ACCC” by @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/nbn-th…
@bigmac @Anthony_Caruana @jpwarren It was all very classy.
themaxburns DO NOT CONGRATULATE pic.twitter.com/ioQjGjKPcr
Exkarma Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There’s like 10 women to each man and they’re already there loo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p6
Well this is quite a complicated concept. twitter.com/washingtonpost…
pixelatedboat Thank god, Zuckerberg has finally addressed the data breach: pic.twitter.com/ZPotYaL5Vk
TheRegister We’re now just 30 days away from a deluge of ‘My month living without Facebook’ articles after journos delete their accounts for page views.
SwiftOnSecurity Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history’
Furries: pic.twitter.com/YzERoohMO7
wellerstein @CherylRofer some bombs are born secret, some bombs are born cute pic.twitter.com/CKHS1SkmcP
EP_President We’ve invited Mark Zuckerberg to the European Parliament. Facebook needs to clarify before the representatives of 5..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cd
@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Of course I have read this, because I always make sure that I am fully informed about a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5C
En suburbia.
Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p.
Only $12 million. Very disappoint. twitter.com/Techmeme/statu…
Annoyingly pleuty.
Altandi station must be a hotbed of railway crime. Currently around 15 cops and 5 or 6 Translink inspectors on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SE
I did not know this, @CARROT_app, so thank you. pic.twitter.com/0voCedodMI
Crossing the Brisbane. instagram.com/p/BgkUKeUlwxY/
“[COMPANY] to Demonstrate Advanced Technology at [EVENT] to Support Accelerated Hyperscale Demand and Data Growth,”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P8
Good thinking. twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…
best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Rim”
Back in “Matrimony” pic.twitter.com/JhzvYS6AGv
@obliviousgeek Thanks. It’s all too brief. I won’t even have time to do anything in the CBD.
Stonekettle When a major media outlet can just casually tweet this headline like it’s business as usual. twitter.com/thehill/status…
@NextThere @trentyarwood I assume the power problems in the city led to a few changes.
@TrainsInfo @AirportLinkInfo That’s cool. You’re not to blame for “corporate arrangements”.
#purpleandyellowtrain, with both wi-fi and quiet carriages. pic.twitter.com/VFhAdN9sro
@trentyarwood What? Look, this is what They claim to be feeding @NextThere. The real-time is a lie. pic.twitter.com/51wLlkY1Ld
@jodiem @TrainsInfo Cool stuff.
@TrainsInfo @AirportLinkInfo Ah yes of course. I’ll harass them directly. Thank you.
Real-time information, you say? pic.twitter.com/mc4OsSPoqk
@TrainsInfo The good thing about that is that the people doing the sale can quickly do the transaction without bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VQ
Hey @TrainsInfo, here’s an idea you could adopt from Brisbane. At the airport they have a staff member advising peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…As
A station announcement just said that the “power issues in the city have been resolved “, which is a good thing.
The windswept moors of Brisbane Domestic Airport station. pic.twitter.com/RofXuG91I2
@PaulMcEwan6 Ah yeah. Oops. I was trying to see what you could see. :) I can get a single train to Altanda and a br..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rn
@PaulMcEwan6 Ah, that IS good.
@PaulMcEwan6 Well, I think I’ll try the train, since I have the time. I have to get to Eight Mile Plains, and I don..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qp
@aggerchez Just today. A presentation late this afternoon, then a very early flight to Adelaide in the morning.
Next task: Learn how to transport Brisbane to where I need to be, but over a coffee.
@juhasaarinen No, I prefer it back here.
Here I am. pic.twitter.com/mN3beREULr
Lots of little bushfire smoke plumes across NSW. Here’s one from earlier in the flight. pic.twitter.com/z0ofZK9tPQ
Hey guess which goose only just discovered that this aircraft has an internets?
Transmitters off. See you in Brisbane.
Excellent. pic.twitter.com/mQn2P8uYwO
The view from 29A, which is my seat. instagram.com/p/Bgj4nknF5Ge/
Wed plan: 0900 VA319 MEL-BNE; some writing and editing during the day in theory; organise Saturday’s podcast; 1630..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aI
And here it is. VH-YVD on flight VA319 this morning. pic.twitter.com/cOums5Bens
GordyPls School children are required today to bring $5 in 50c coins in a ziplock bag to the fair. There is currently a comp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lp
Shotgun? twitter.com/newscomauHQ/st…
NewtonMark No tram tracks. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…
patrickgjackson Russian humour? “Happy 4th term, Mr Putin.” Just to explain, in Russian criminal tattoo art, each church onion dome..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9m
@dobes @dr_nic @rohan_p @ashabeeeee What is “blockchain”?
My sky-chariot this morning will be VH-YVD, currently approaching MEL on schedule. pic.twitter.com/dqvTcGjNIC
Gotta love the European Union. twitter.com/FredPLogue/sta…
@teknetia I am such a fool.
@Channel4News Great work here from @Channel4News.
Breakfast view at MEL. pic.twitter.com/2aNaBmZHme
Yeah what was I even thinking? twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…
The Tullamarine Freeway is packed and we are proceeding at a snail’s grandmother’s pace. Liveable City.
Remembering all the sakés and some of the whiskys.
Accelerating to lightspeed. pic.twitter.com/7AZMFXc6oh
niltiac The dog’s name was Buddha! twitter.com/colwight/statu…
SighBus. pic.twitter.com/HlQGWUXdKR
Trem.
So this would be the @Channel4News thing people have been waiting for. twitter.com/Channel4News/s…
“The stories came out last Friday and Facebook’s shares have been in free fall since the markets opened this week”?..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c0
“Where Is Mark Zuckerberg? As regulators and chaos circle the company following the Cambridge Analytica scandal, Fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4O
Wed plan, draft: 0900 VA319 MEL-BNE; some writing and editing, in theory; 1630 AEST client presentation, Acacia Rid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ys
That was definitely not enough sleep.
Wednesday. A yellow stripe does not help. Wednesday.
Gorn.
mradamtaylor At least 4, apparently twitter.com/RussianEmbassy…