I have up since 0330 AEST / 0430 AEDT so I am definitely going to go away now, at 2040 AEDT.
I’m in Australia. Give us some actual broadband so we can be angry about it. twitter.com/timyardley/sta…

markhumphries A reassuring message from Facebook. pic.twitter.com/uYNUA4xREr
ICYMI earlier, there is a podcast venue for Saturday. Also, @katie_spain is the first confirmed guest. I’ll confirm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LK
DOGGEAUX my favorite Mensa fact is that both founders ended up hating Mensa, the first hating it because he didn’t know poor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…To
RMac18 The scammiest thing about this ICO isn’t that they made a fake profile using Ryan Gosling’s photo, it’s that they n..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ia
eastdakota Why we’re switching to ARM-based servers in one image. Both servers running the same workload at the same performan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rQ
kcarruthers that is a very low bar tbh twitter.com/DD_Jessica_/st…
AequoEtBono In what parallel universe does a report that lawyers are gathering evidence which might lead to a class action qual..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fB
NewtonMark Only way to get a staff member to pay attention to you at @myer is to trigger their racism. twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…
@speedweasel It certainly has its moments, and neither Sydney nor Melbourne can deliver a sunset over the ocean.

Sunset at Largs Bay. pic.twitter.com/sq1SNZlcky
@charliedrummond Phone sex lines can be hazardous.
techoglot I keep trying to figure out what Meyers Briggs type RWNJ refers to.
CARRIONIER I love this so much because:
1) Turtlenecks are a lab safety violation.
2) So is not tying back long hair.
3) So i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VV
Meh. Jail them all and let God sort them out. twitter.com/DDsD/status/97…
28481k Hah, pot calling the kettle black, or in Chinese 彼此彼此 (same old, same old) twitter.com/Reuters/status…
glengyron “I should have been using the Nazi comparison so favoured in contemporary politics” he added. twitter.com/australian/sta…
jaredoban I told my girlfriend she could bring anything over to keep at my house. I was thinking clothes and a toothbrush. Sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…F0
Pinboard Remember that Zuckerberg’s big plan just months before Trump gamed Facebook to win the presidency was to cure all disease in one generation.
Pinboard We’re paying a pretty steep price as a society for one Harvard grad to find himself: reuters.com/article/us-fac…
burgotastic One leg at a time, like everyone else twitter.com/financialrevie…

TunnelsUp Need to find where buried fiber is? Get one of these detectors and you’ll find it right away. pic.twitter.com/ntRzwe6kn5

JohnJohnsonson PAULINE HANSON AND CORPORATE TAX CUTS: A JOURNEY pic.twitter.com/hfKyZ8QmHO
@voltagex Has everyone got the duck jokes out of their systems now?
@voltagex These fraudsters must be brought to account.

There were no ducks. pic.twitter.com/kZtEVfSSFz

Crossing the Port (Creek), again. instagram.com/p/BgnSuazFje9/
@dobes @darrenpauli It’s a bit bland. Have you got anything more elaborate?

@dobes Meanwhile, back in 2010… crikey.com.au/2010/06/02/cri… pic.twitter.com/CVURhWcoHu
Also me in 2014, “Google’s backward step on Android app privacy” zdnet.com/googles-backwa… SOME OF US HAVE BEEN WHING..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2C
@erstkate @Lady_Snuffles @posty @Tarale @swearyanthony @upuliesaurus @Asher_Wolf @mpesce Heh. Poor woman.
@erstkate @Lady_Snuffles @posty @Tarale @swearyanthony @upuliesaurus @Asher_Wolf @mpesce Thank you, though you shou..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yL
@TheWheaty @hereforthehops @katie_spain @FritzMagSA It’s there now, so this is the tweet to retweet. ;) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
jpwarren Patients are conspicuously absent from this list. twitter.com/AuDigitalHealt…
@hereforthehops @TheWheaty @katie_spain @FritzMagSA … and done!
@hereforthehops @TheWheaty @katie_spain @FritzMagSA Sold! Stand by…
@TheWheaty @katie_spain @FritzMagSA I suppose I should put a photo of @TheWheaty on that Eventbrite page, but one t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jJ
@TheWheaty CONFIRMED: The first confirmed panellist for “The 9pm Hometown Forum” is @katie_spain, editor of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ko
CONFIRMED: “The 9pm Hometown Forum” will be recorded at @TheWheaty in Thebarton this Sat 24 Mar at 1400 ACDT. Book..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Rn

James_Jeffrey Some amendments on @australian Page of Error feel like big jobs, others are small potatoes theaustralian.com.au/404 pic.twitter.com/daJMiHuf2n
@bird2flip @marcuskelson I remember the remains of the Annie Watt. Sigh.
@bird2flip @marcuskelson I hadn’t realised until just now that the Falie has “fallen into disrepair”. Still, she’s a century-old ship now.
@cscviews @marcuskelson Well that’s a bit special.
@RealNickHodge I’ll be doing that on the weekend.
@dobes I don’t think you understand.
@nkmccallum One of distinct happiness.
@bird2flip @marcuskelson At this point I feel obliged to mention the Falie. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falie

Suck on this, snowflakes. pic.twitter.com/bWcK9VaMbr
@thegrugq Goddammit.
@thegrugq Have you tried drawing a picture of yourself in crayon and getting a bartender to countersign it?
@bird2flip @marcuskelson That is quite cool. If you were still in Adelaide I’d drag you into the podcast panel.
@SilvesterSJ @hereforthehops @CPRAdelaide @TheWheaty @whiteswine Bullies.
@SilvesterSJ @hereforthehops @CPRAdelaide @TheWheaty @whiteswine OK, OK, OK… I’m phoning @TheWheaty after I’ve ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…id
@hereforthehops @CPRAdelaide @TheWheaty @whiteswine Is that space OK for kids to come too? Some of my fans have been breeding.
@myrtleviolet Oh right! Now whoever organises that might help me find a scientist for Saturday. :)
@bird2flip This is what I’ve heard. KInda the Adelaide equivalent to the Esplanade or the Prince of Wales in Melbourne, is my understanding.
@myrtleviolet Thanks. :)
@CPRAdelaide @TheWheaty @hereforthehops Wow talk about pressure. ;) And @whiteswine just privately agreed it’d be a good venue. Wow.
@bird2flip I remember the name, but I don’t think I ever went. But I do know — but not remember! — that it was suchtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…YdV7
@TheWheaty @hereforthehops It’s tempting… OK, you’re on my shortlist, ‘cos it might be a good spot to discuss SA’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lc
@hereforthehops @techoglot @TheWheaty Well I always enjoy good suggestions which are not what I was first thinking. I shall consider!
Note that the bookings page has a photo of the Exeter, but their website says that their kitchen isn’t open on a Sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q6
Hey Adelaide People! I need a pub to record Saturday’s podcast. In the city, kitchen open for lunch, an area for 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qh
Thu plan: 0610 AEST VA1384 BNE-ADE (done); podcast and editorial planning (in progress); 1630 ACDT client presentat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0h
@marcuskelson How? Where? It’s just a beach.
@baxters I quite like them. Walking down the jetty just then, across the dunes before the wide beach, brought back many memories.
@dobes You had to be first…

Not an albatross! pic.twitter.com/cIHRtkLvWb

Albatross! pic.twitter.com/RUSBztSXvm

Today I’m at the Largs Pier Hotel, so named because..pic.twitter.com/dDrOHUOUqJqJ
@riskybusiness Well if the cow fell off the roof…
@jetztgibtshaue @NewtonMark @dobes @tfswebb @chrisbrownie Only if they’re in flight.
@R_Chirgwin Hah!
@Hippopeteamus @NewtonMark @dobes @tfswebb @chrisbrownie I’ll just call you “Drome” now.

Crossing the Port (Creek). instagram.com/p/BgmnX8LlcWz/

Heading up Old Port Road for the first time in at least 25 years. pic.twitter.com/8JFTybuUOW

Moo, you cow. pic.twitter.com/xcSRNGYQlp
@NewtonMark @dobes @tfswebb @chrisbrownie This is why “hippodrome” means the wing of a flying hippopotamus. Probably.
@dobes @NewtonMark @tfswebb @chrisbrownie Whatever you do, don’t tell the prescriptivists that most lexicographers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zm
franksting The Crazy Lefties are So dead to The Fascist Potato that he’s extremely au fait about everything said and drawn abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…td
AriMelber What’s not in Zuckerberg’s 937-word statement:
No pledge to address Congress
No discussion of regulation
No reck..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nA
@dobes @NewtonMark @tfswebb @chrisbrownie Oh I’ve prepared this one earlier. stilgherrian.com/language/presc…

Kinda nice in Adelaide today. pic.twitter.com/mYhO2i2ee3

Touchdown Adelaide. instagram.com/p/Bgmih3PFcNC/
Transmitters off. See you in Adelaide.
@NigelBell19 It would have only been the wave. My schedule has been pack.
juhasaarinen Facebook stock losses reach $83 billion; Mark Zuckerberg set to break silence, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/business/news/…
jayrosen_nyu Zuckerberg posted this on recent events. facebook.com/zuck/posts/101…
It’s true. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

The view from 29A, as usual. instagram.com/p/BgmRFg_lOSv/

Pre-dawn at Brisbane airport. pic.twitter.com/xjHYcvKszj
Aviation, however, is a hazard to me.
Even before 0500 local time, I am judged to be not a hazard to aviation.
jon_snow_420 TONY: so one a my guys tells me AJ’s taken a “red pill”
MELFI: he’s on drugs?
TONY: nah *glares back tears* my fuc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dR
“The difference between a snafu, a shitshow, and a clusterfuck” work.qz.com/1225213/the-di…
@jeamland It means I have an obligation to make Uranus jokes.
@jeamland As a semi-trained astrologer (true story), I concur.
@jeamland I’m not clicking on that. It’s malware for the mind.
Thu plan, very early draft: 0610 AEST VA1384 BNE-ADE; as much editing and podcast planning as energy allows; 1630 A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xz
@jeamland That’s a shit joke from shit people.
@jeamland No, it’s 0445 AEDT. I am in the bane of Bris.
Whose idea was this? It’s 0345 AEST.
Thursday. What is half a hexagon? Thursday.