Gorn.
Dear Adelaide, this is my final plug for tonight. You mighty consider this for tomorrow. #9pmhometown twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@_midofo_ Well it’s an improvement, obviously.
@nehadk This doesn’t help.
@_midofo_ I don’t know what this is even about.
zackster Pee pee tape time! twitter.com/KevinRothrock/…
I have no idea what this means. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

Attenboroughs_D Mistakes have been made. pic.twitter.com/cmaUsBiVH0
Oh dear, the Glendi Greek Festival is still a thing, and it’s one block from where I’m staying. There goes the latt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sJ
Hurrah! No, wait. twitter.com/iblametom/stat…
Or does @GreenJ mean “steaming sauces”?
My usual steaming source is one of those bamboo things they use for yum cha, so tuning in now. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
@duckbytheoboe @NewtonMark @max_au @joskijo @Qantas Sounds… excellent.
Novel legal argument, this. twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…
@duckbytheoboe @NewtonMark @max_au @joskijo @Qantas “How do you know?”

Egoistporky You may not like it, but this is what the peak philosopher of our time looks like pic.twitter.com/RA8T8V8ncc
I think you are being trolled, @GreenJ. twitter.com/AndrewHeslop/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus The difference is that DPRK won’t play the detente game, because reasons.
@SnarkyPlatypus Now, maybe. Predictable detente was always a thing.
@SnarkyPlatypus They would, but they could also kill millions before that happened. Still, being treated as an equa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…w9
@GeoRhi Probably not, no.

A room that hasn’t changed in 25 years or more… pic.twitter.com/CFz4p4cowc
@livenewslive @Slinguist @purserj Kill them. Kill them all.
@JennaSWoods You can blame Twitter peer pressure for my good choice. @TheWheaty was not a thing back in my day.
Dear Adelaide, in case you missed it, you can come to a thing tomorrow afternoon. #9pmhometown twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@JennaSWoods Thanks. I’m happy with the choice.
This looks good. Launceston is lovely and some of these people are not rubbish. twitter.com/Catherine_Zen/…
@Ricgrud I daresay it still is, but I can’t be bothered talking to young folk tonight.
@NewtonMark @max_au @joskijo @Qantas @VirginAustralia Exactly.
@NewtonMark @max_au @joskijo @Qantas @VirginAustralia My memory may be shit though.
@NewtonMark @max_au @joskijo @Qantas From memory on a @VirginAustralia B738 it’s row 6 without the windows. Very trap for young players.
@cheryl_kernot @phbarratt More importantly, this should be a basic report to generate out of the HR system. If this..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y3
cheryl_kernot Why not?? Obvious preparation for inquiry. It’s becoming a tactic imo. twitter.com/michaelwestbiz…
Attn: @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p. twitter.com/tictoc/status/…
@aleeb88 Also, I can relate because freelance.
@aleeb88 Maybe you could get more beer?
@max_au Yeah that is not a good seat.
zeynep “Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.” twitter.com/tictoc/status/…
@NewtonMark @TheWheaty @hereforthehops This is wrong.
@aleeb88 This early?
This is an excellent riddle. twitter.com/albericie/stat…
@NathMRowen Let’s not get carried away now.
@donjhouston It’s OK, I don’t care either.
@GeoRhi So, this is Adelaide…
@NewtonMark @TheWheaty Mr @hereforthehops was one of the people pressuring me to record at @TheWheaty. This is such a small town.

I’m at the Exeter, should anyone care. pic.twitter.com/J7ciLvKkDx

The compulsory mention that the top floor of the building on the corner was once my home and office. pic.twitter.com/sajkjmSyAD

Rundle Mall is also full of Defence Industry recruitment adverts. pic.twitter.com/h9XdDca9r5

Looks like there’s about to be a presser or a launch or some bullshit in Rundle Mall. I won’t be hanging around. pic.twitter.com/LznMSOMjhu

TeenVogue Instagram Is Bringing Back the Chronological News Feed bit.ly/2pBaaKf pic.twitter.com/gpSMFnC78i
@DrScienceLover I grant you that berries in liquid form are excellent, but some solid food is called for.
@techoglot This is the worst kind of Islamic extremism there can be.

Thebarton is just as I remember it, except for the names of the airlines and the specific aircraft models. pic.twitter.com/HAh3vDTnNx
Heading over to Rundle St. I should probably have lunch at some point, given that it’s 5.30pm.
bitstein >Blockchains only work if there are network effects; it doesn’t make sense if banks are using it internally.
Jamie..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h5
@DrScienceLover @TheWheaty @katie_spain @NicholasFryer @ToryShepherd This is going to be a fun afternoon.
@TheWheaty @DrScienceLover @katie_spain @NicholasFryer @ToryShepherd Hey Adelaide, “The 9pm Hometown Forum” is bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ca
@TheWheaty @DrScienceLover @katie_spain @NicholasFryer @ToryShepherd So, a new tweet for me to pin on the page…
@TheWheaty @DrScienceLover @katie_spain @NicholasFryer SUDDEN LATE ADDITION! @ToryShepherd, state news editor of Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aD
@DrScienceLover Oh wow that is dangerous.
@DrScienceLover I HAVE LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT A PINT OF THAT AND AM ABOUT TO TAKE MY FIRST SIP. (I’m having some bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…si
@DrScienceLover Also, this is a very good pub.
“The Australian govt and the loose definition of IT projects ‘working well’: Straight-faced, a Dept of Human Servi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…18
@DrScienceLover Good thinking. Given how poorly scientists get paid, every little bit helps.
@DrScienceLover “Never get between a scientist and free beer.” ;)
@DrScienceLover Oh, I’ll buy you lunch too. We’ll order in what you desire.*
* Within limits.
@TheWheaty I’m currently in your front bar working my way through your beer taps. I am impressed.
StateDevSA South Australia is buzzing with innovative #STEM research—this is your opportunity to showcase it! Nominations are.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dfK
@TheWheaty @DrScienceLover @katie_spain @NicholasFryer Pro Tip: If you want a scientist to come onto your podcast a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pV
@TheWheaty ANOTHER GUEST CONFIRMED! @DrScienceLover, expert in “everything from orgasm to childbirth”. So added to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…15
blazingxmexican “Crazy Joe Biden.”
“Crooked Hillary.”
“Pocahontas.”
“Sloppy Steve.”
“Crazy (Matt Bai)”
“Wacko (Steve Bannon)”
“D..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ze
@CptHollingworth Blanco & Marcho sounds like the worst parody mariachi band ever.
@morebento I will be heading into Rundle Street, I reckon.
@DanielOCnr @TheWheaty Working through it as we speak.

dylanmckaynz Downloaded my facebook data as a ZIP file
Somehow it has my entire call history with my partner’s mum pic.twitter.com/CIRUguf4vD
Now playing at @TheWheaty: Dusty Springfield, “Goin’ Back” youtube.com/watch?v=7-xbjx…
@angusrandall @TheWheaty There was a a LOT of pressure to choose @TheWheaty. I’m glad I succumbed to that pressure. This is a lovely pub.
@TheWheaty It being Adelaide, I see an open wi-fi point called “Internode”. I connect. I have solid internets. Only..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cZ

So this is @TheWheaty, where tomorrow we podcast. #9pmhometown pic.twitter.com/bCplSeL409
phbarratt We’ll all live to regret this day. Well, maybe not all of us will live but those that do will regret it. Bolton is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zn
Fri plan, update: Everything is done except for the final podcast planning and deciding where to have dinner, and i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ce
@TheWheaty As per the plan, I’ll soon be heading over to @TheWheaty to confirm some details, have a quiet ale or tw..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7T
I accidentally an entire apartment.
@Wyld Cruel, man, cruel.

Having just crossed the Torrens (missed it). instagram.com/p/BgpcrT6FzBF/
@hereforthehops @NewtonMark The gods know, Adelaide could use it. ;)
Adelaide does have a nice collection of decaying disused factories.
@erkpod The local historical mob have several locos in good running order, so it would have been a nice touch.

Crossing the Port (Creek). instagram.com/p/BgpaSaWFi8g/
@erkpod I waited and waited and waited but no steam trains!

#blueandyellowtrain, Adelaide edition, two of. pic.twitter.com/cszym0KkWQ
@NewtonMark @hereforthehops A recorded announcement just referred to “platform 2”. The platforms are not numbered.
@NewtonMark True. It brings back so many memories.
@AdelaideMetroSA Will do, thank you.

The grandeur of Largs station, Adelaide. #purplestation pic.twitter.com/PEaBlOroRT

The NBN and/or a bin full of garbage. pic.twitter.com/mE73Zr4R7S
@petergaskin814 But far less fun.
How clever of the @AdelaideMetroSA website to direct me to a store that hasn’t stocked physical tickets in about four years. #radelaide
Fri plan, confirmed: Reschedule editorial tasks (done); migrate accommodations (next); buy a new belt; site recon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gn

PackBenPack I’m terrified at how smart computers are becoming. pic.twitter.com/w9SWdDVJmr
Hey @dobes I’m liking the concept of Tier 3 Shitposting. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
@JustJimWillDo Some of us like a good ELINT story too, you know.

There gods know I needed this late breakfast, and this verandah is a perfect place to have had it. pic.twitter.com/HlIfBcVaVS
GarrettCobarr @daraghobrien @PrivacyMatters Look at the history of Zuckerberg’s ‘mistakes’ it is a parade of apologies.
Strategy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JD
@riskybusiness Cool. I won’t rush then. That sounds like something to savour over whiskey one night.
I suppose I should read this GUCCIFER_2 stuff, unless it’s nothing more than “Suspected GRU operator confirmed as GRU operator.”
@MichaelWolffNYC This WaPo yarn seems to confirm my impression. twitter.com/larry_irving/s…
Having read @MichaelWolffNYC’s book, I can see how this is perfectly in keeping with Trump’s character. twitter.com/MSNBC/status/9…
@SnarkyPlatypus This is more or less how the British Army worked in WW1, and that went so well.
lorenzoFB Also, somewhat buried in the story but crucially important: the US government reportedly believes that at some poin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fS

This is very Adelaide weather. Thank you, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/Z14jY8zr1T
@dobes @rohan_p It still leaves unanswered the question of whether her ex-boyfriend was inside the chihuahua. (Now there’s a sentence.)
@dobes @rohan_p Also..twitter.com/KGWNews/status…kF

DavidParis This godforsaken website pic.twitter.com/l4iLtHLx0U
@ArlanWasHere @Beaker To be honest, I thought that’s who POTUS meant. Or maybe John Bolton the Broadway musical guy..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CQ

riskybusiness O. M. F. G.
How do you fuck up so badly? HOW?
thedailybeast.com/exclusive-lone… pic.twitter.com/xDHpq4uWmC

PulpLibrarian Beeb Magazine (1985). Somehow it lasted for 20 issues…. pic.twitter.com/i2Djbd2jFn
TrumpsTies You might want to speak to them again. twitter.com/PressSec/statu…
@JohnBirmingham @oliyoung @dobes @rohan_p As is right and proper.
Everything continues to run #smoothlyasexpected. twitter.com/RealPressSecBo…
purserj Hrmm, what’s the polite, considered response to this idea?
Oh fuck no twitter.com/eyersj/status/…
emptywheel PSA: it’s a good idea to elect a different career than convenience store robber if you have a distinct tattoo on yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eu

@dobes @rohan_p They have for 34 years, mate. pic.twitter.com/ZfnaDQnDTA
@oliyoung Where’s this transcript?
random_walker Tech buzzwords explained:
AI—regression
Big data—data
Blockchain—database
Algorithm—automated decision-making
Clotwitter.com/i/web/status/9…rie80c
@oliyoung @dobes @rohan_p @JohnBirmingham Yeah it’s more a JB thing, though obviously it’s a phase worth rememberin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sW
Fri plan, draft: Migrate accommodations; confirm podcast panel; inform audience; chase some microphone stands; dinn..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…S7
@dobes Pro Tip: All puppies are made of veal.

bhgreeley Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda pic.twitter.com/GPlS3gSj5S
@JustJimWillDo The question I have is this: If it’s pulled out that many turns of cable, where is the other end of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0b
Hey @dobes @rohan_p, there’s a certain amount of dust that gets in the chicken, see…” twitter.com/reckless/statu…
reckless Hey Mark, how do you think about getting rid of hate speech on your platform?
Mark: There’s a certain amount of dus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zv
BeffernieBlack Bring facebook into public ownership? Are you… are you suggesting we [dramatic pause] seize the memes of producti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oc
@JustJimWillDo Isn’t it beautiful!

Super_Cynthia How good? pic.twitter.com/PesPa1rz23
HappyHorseSkull America is filmed in front of a live studio audience

best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Strangers”
Without “Anger” pic.twitter.com/8W5WZNwn9R

kylegriffin1 The new cover of @TIME. ti.me/2DMnoZL pic.twitter.com/QS63VWWTj3
I tweeted this yesterday, but it’s timeless advice. twitter.com/TunnelsUp/stat…
@TheWheaty If you supported the “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign, I’ll be in touch later this morning to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3s
@TheWheaty Guests so far include @katie_spain and maybe @NicholasFryer, but don’t let the latter put you off. I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uF
Hey Adelaide, “The 9pm Hometown Forum” is being recording this Sat arvo 24 Mar at @TheWheaty. Book a free audience..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…46
CudleeCreekTav @abcadelaide @ali__clarke @SAWaterCorp @DavidBevanSA @tourismsa Well worth the trip to see the “Batchelor Bridge” u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D4
abcadelaide It’s unlikely you’ll ever see Kangaroo Ck reservoir this low again in your lifetime. Old Gorge Rd bridge exposed…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5y
Friday. Certainty is a illusion made from stupidity and cabbage, and that’s a fact. Friday.