OnePerfectShot Dear Lucasfilm: We’d like a re-release of the original Star Wars trilogy with commentary tracks of @HamillHimself j..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VT
@BeachyToo Please stop.
@weezmgk @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Yeah but they’re those big AgustaWestland AW139 long-range beasts and what even is a runway for?
PeteLawler TIL: In conversation with @stilgherrian, I was looking up “duck species” and typod one of the words and ended here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_…
@weezmgk @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Neither, I think. It’s labelled as a private airfield in the things I just looked at.
@PWThornhill This whole duck situation is becoming way, way too complicated.
@PeteLawler I’m not sure that I really care how the duck feels.
It’s true, I did say this. And I still stand by it. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…
I would just like to remind people that I have not written a thinkpiece about tampering with my balls.
@NewtonMark @weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Yeah fuck that. The runway needs to be longer than the aircraft, and wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…et
NewtonMark I showed this to $partner and she totally didn’t get it. twitter.com/HamillHimself/…
@nehadk Oh. Thanks. I think.
@KrazyKarl910 I was just sitting there in the shade of the true, and the duck just kept circling me and eyeing me o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Go
@PeteLawler I AM NOT ARGUING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE DUCK JUST ITS ATTITUDE.
@nehadk I did look quite plump and yummy.
@weezmgk @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree But that looks like maybe 250 metres at most.
WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? pic.twitter.com/LfvYxv7iUT
@weezmgk @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree I’m loving that red terminal lounge.
@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett Yeah this looks a bit shit. pic.twitter.com/eZMrODBLuW
@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett I’m liking “airborne jellyfish: see and avoid”.
@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett That’s impressive work. Do they carry beacons of any kind, or is it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bg
@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett I see that YKAT has “06/24 is 3214 ft (980 m) long” as the longest..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fO
@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett There’s folks doing helicopter sightseeing down through the valleys..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1w
@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Ah yeah I remember hearing about that crash. Maybe there needs to be an effort to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ww
@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Is there something wrong with YKAT just up the road?
KelMayo In the age of disruption, let’s call on the newsagents and TV publicity departments of Australia to be brave, make..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nq
@punchhappiness @TheEconomist Goddammit I would have loved to have tried the critter ice cream. I should have looke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Za
@jr_droid These ducks are spoilt. They just wander up from the duck pond to the student union building and get fed..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vs
@_midofo_ It was damn fine.
@GattonStreet @tomthecamel2093 The duck confuses me. #confusedbyducks
In which a politician dismantles his opponents’ arguments not with debating club talking points but peer-reviewed r..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FB
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree This is excellent news. My only thought is whether 20 tonnes will be enough, but then I’m not..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DI
Wow I’m definitely missing all the fun at @bunjaree. #funwithearthmovingequipment twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…
mims Bannon’s previous investment in World of Warcraft gold farming helps put his current enthusiasm for bitcoin in pers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yj
Midgetgems26 I’ve been laughing at this parsnip for a good 5 minutes.. pic.twitter.com/Sv6hPqk0yy
adamjogrady How you treat call centre workers is a good measure of who you are as a human.
Hurrah! I win again! pic.twitter.com/kmgQKMhIeL
@johncarneyau @Union_Hotel Very much so.
@Union_Hotel The @Union_Hotel hasn’t tweeted in over a year, but hey if they keep doing Good Things to kangaroo fil..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eL
I have long held the view that kangaroo and beetroot are made for each other. Adding the lightly marinated cucumber..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dx
O hai, Skippy-san. pic.twitter.com/VIBAuRlKID
mukimu Stay strange, Japan. youtube.com/watch?v=aLAylZ…
@oberonsghost Yeah there’s a lot of wrong things going on there.
@drspacejunk Definitely. Let’s see how this one turns out first, though. ;)
@drspacejunk @jeamland @glengyron @garthk Now I want to know WHY the geese were taken out.
I’ve made what I think is an excellent choice for dinner, but by Christ those salads are bullshit. pic.twitter.com/G58eeLTc7O
@arizclint I prefer to think of it as efficiency.
@arizclint Nah, go the full Fahrenheit 451 and use flamethrowers.
@arizclint They’re wonderful. I’m kinda hoping that the ico enforcers eventually get tactical weaponry the enforce..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ly
@oberonsghost @sylmobile @SnarkyPlatypus I should have made enquiries.
@petergaskin814 No, sadly.
arizclint Those jackets, though, @stilgherrian twitter.com/guardian/statu…
BrianHonan Oh wow, goodbye to US tech firms looking to sell cloud services within EU. twitter.com/bendrath/statu…
joshgnosis Transparency in government. pic.twitter.com/8dtehPq2Dt
@abcadelaide @Julesschiller Coming up momentarily. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
becs355 If you think Pineapple on pizza is questionable, I present ….Durian Pizza. All kinds of wrong. pic.twitter.com/YtZ8jgLRwa
I’ve arrived early at @abcadelaide to talk about Facebook and Cambridge Analytica etc after the news at 1800 ACDT /..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eX
Well it’s certainly been a long time since I’ve been in this building… pic.twitter.com/G7cJ3Rf5cb
@awelder Good thinking.
@speedweasel I got a day pass so I can still go to Paradise later.
On a route 208 bus to Paradise but sadly I will have to alight from this bus well before reaching Paradise, namely..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BH
I’m still thinking about this and the more I do so the more it feels like the work of a genius. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
So @TheEconomist has a stall in Rundle Mall right now. pic.twitter.com/FCscs1maXS
samdastyari That time @MrKRudd was responsible for ball tampering. pic.twitter.com/iG7YjUJWzj
FrBower @MikeCarlton01 Thank goodness she wasn’t a suicidal 10 yo boy (from Nauru) or a precious little princess may have h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zz
AthertonKD If you were waiting for the price conversion of F-35 to fursuits, my mentions have you covered twitter.com/jaredhead/stat…
And now, back to the Adelaide CBD for a bit before heading up to @abcadelaide for the thing after the 1800 ACDT news.
Arf! Arf! Arf! @Flinders pic.twitter.com/32VYLyxqIk
Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus! An important new concept! pic.twitter.com/v0PKIqYyxi
actioncookbook USERS: we love twitter but it has problems
TWITTER: great we’ll fix them
USERS: do you want to know what they are
TWITTER: absolutely not
aka_fatman At the Ministry of Forbidden Jokes, I am led past a door marked ‘Updog’.
I say nothing.
Behind a one-way mirror my handler nods, impressed.
@FakeDanTosello @abcadelaide Yeah I should’ve made it clear I was on the same page as you with the alleged humour.
scott_thewspot Michelle is probably thinking the two daughters they have will be plenty thank you very much. twitter.com/thehill/status…
@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Mate. No.
AndDube 9 years, y’all. NINE YEARS.
I have lived with the spanking/ shark week knowledge for ALMOST A DECADE…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…86
dreadpiratemick An app like Pokemon Go but instead of catching monsters you pat dogs and it’s not an app it’s just patting dogs.
@jodiem @BlueJayGliding @abcadelaide I think I’ll file that under “Dream on, girl.” Sadly.
@egadheg I believe there are several quality linguists looking at smiley faces. @LanguageLog, can you help us here?
@SnarkyPlatypus If they were Samsung washing machine parts, that would be explosive news. Or at least incendiary.
@arcsine @abcadelaide @Julesschiller Here’s the front page of the ‘Tiser just now, with my ad blockers turned off,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oe
@arcsine @abcadelaide @Julesschiller I’m talking personally, not on a macro scale. Even if you “kill Facebook”, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r4
@FakeDanTosello @abcadelaide Mate. Roll back the tinfoil. ;) You could use half as much as the conclusion would still be true.
“Peter Dutton’s wife was constructed from abandoned washing machine parts, and his children are all addicted to che..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7S
@SnarkyPlatypus I think I’ve got that DVD.
@BlueJayGliding @abcadelaide That’s a great question, but I don’t know the answer. Sounds like an angle for an inve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l2
@cameronwilson @Julesschiller @abcadelaide Or, as I’ve put it in the past — though maybe not on the radio — you cantwitter.com/i/web/status/9…EVQF
@CarolynLake @abcadelaide @Julesschiller I’ll be in the studio this time, so yes physical violence IS an option.
@oberonsghost I’m at Flinders Uni in the student bar. I’d be appalled if I couldn’t smell some dope.
I so want this to be true. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
@Julesschiller @abcadelaide One thing I should mention is that privacy is a feeling of being in control, of decidin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g0
@abcadelaide @Julesschiller Yes! After Obama was elected, I went to a couple of events where his data analytics peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QT
@Julesschiller @abcadelaide That’s a great question. People might care more if they knew what can be done with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FM
cosmicjester Ohhhhh. That’s gonna leave a mark pic.twitter.com/AfftnyiEBs
@abcadelaide @Julesschiller This is also an important point. This is only getting attention because Facebook is a k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8F
@abcadelaide @Julesschiller This is an important point, yes. “Delete Facebook” is only a viable strategy if you sim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ua
@abcadelaide Well this is the thing. It depends on what @Julesschiller wants to talk about. But some interesting an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yh
@abcadelaide Cruel but fair. twitter.com/KarlskiB/statu…
So, kids, I’m going to be talking about the Facebook / Cambridge Analytica thing on @abcadelaide after the 1800 ACD..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O3
@GreenJ It might improve the political discourse.
@JoshuaWithers Yep, that’s the one.
@rohan_p Ah, an actual border war. Excellent.
Someone on this balcony is smoking a Special Cigarette of the highest quality.
@charliedrummond It is a very confident and assertive duck.
@DrParnassus I don’t quite do this.
@rohan_p Should I ask what this is even about?
@ChrisEgginton I have very mixed feelings about it all. No rose-coloured nostalgia glasses here.
@ChrisEgginton Yep, learned the craft there beforehand moving to the ABC.
@einspruch @drspacejunk Definitely.
Apparently some of Sydney’s local governments are at war. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…
@je_au @Flinders It’s not a bad spot at all, and this balcony on the new student union building is a fine spot.
@smartbrain @bennd77 I see that you understand the pleasures of the duck.
Student bars are very different beasts these days. Craft beer. A proper wine list. Salads (not shown). @Flinders pic.twitter.com/iYEDGYXgp6
@einspruch @drspacejunk I’m tossing up resurrecting the Corrupted Nerds brand of longer interviews or having The 9p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EC
@sjsmith_au A very dapper duck indeed.
@3wombats @glengyron @drspacejunk @garthk The Ducks seem to be in charge now.
@ChrisEgginton That’s the one.
I recorded a lovely chat with @drspacejunk about many space things this morning and it will appear as a podcast in a week or so.
@willclarkeinoz @niltiac Nice.
@3wombats It wants food.
@ChrisEgginton Nah, I went to a proper university.
@Flinders The view to the west. pic.twitter.com/YjBa838dN4
@verbaliza I am reliably informed that the duck will eat pretty much anything the students give it.
NeilDrysdale The Inversnecky Cafe on Aberdeen Beach is famous for its puns and pithy messages, and I think this is one of the be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ju
historyinflicks Don’t @ me unless you were murdered by Soviet intelligence in 1987 and had your consciousness uploaded to a highly..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i0
@niltiac It’s a yummy duck.
@N1CKTheOne @CommBank I have a suitable pair of cards from @Westpac with my name correctly shown.
@BartholomewD I just sat down and the duck walked right up to me.
@oberonsghost Very healthy looking and deliciously plump duck
@glengyron Must be memories only. @drspacejunk says she has not seen geese on campus. @garthk
@PeteLawler A duck.
@KrazyKarl910 A duck that is eager to be given food.
It’s quite a lovely campus at @Flinders. pic.twitter.com/uVi8R0Sa01
@MattBayliss Why are you like this?
@dobes That’s also the student union building, and I’ll have lunch in there after chatting with @drspacejunk.
I AM BEING HARASSED BY A DUCK. pic.twitter.com/X4OywRbK6t
@dobes Completely hypothetical university. pic.twitter.com/5BRO89PpsC
@jpwarren It would be more efficient, it would exclude so many people, and it’d be hilariously excellent in so many ways.
Entering a completely hypothetical university, one for which @dobes has no evidence that it’s been pwned by Chinese..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dw
@Flinders Approaching my destination. pic.twitter.com/rCPWVuFs0x
HAHAHAHAHA yeah good one Justin. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
Hey @dobes @ashabeeeee I’ve discovered where the Cyber Hexagons come from! Also, “Chinese, Korean, Japanese”. pic.twitter.com/Ygrf8N94bv
En route to @Flinders. pic.twitter.com/00TQ2L4L6n
@LovelyCorrine Is it made from actual poltergeists?
@BrianMitchellMP @damiengwalter This is not something the world needs. Not even rural Tasmania!
I quite like some of these Defence Industry recruitment adverts in Adelaide at the moment. pic.twitter.com/uRQDJTHxYG
@drspacejunk “Remembering the Space Age: Arthur C Clarke dead at 90: Bugger. The Space Age ended today, writes reco..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h1
While preparing for my chat with @drspacejunk I dug out two old articles. “The space age Australia never had” (2007..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rW
Mon plan, confirmed: Prep for interview (done); errands; 1100 recording @drspacejunk at @Flinders; edit a thing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mf
mackwage The degree to which some of you put “APT” on a pedestal and think they’d never make a mistake is amazing. twitter.com/malwarejake/st…
damiengwalter Of having a ridiculously hot head. twitter.com/Benjurigan/sta…
RadioFreeTom Catching up on @MeetThePress and just saw @hughhewitt say this is now a WH foreign policy team as good as Jim Baker..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AM
SquigglyRick how good is this website pic.twitter.com/oLRS2cMuTE
TheEconomist More than 200 of the papers at the annual Lunar and Planetary Science Conference have a summary in form of a haiku econ.st/2G2qoav
Phrasing. twitter.com/mdennedy/statu…
NewtonMark This is the absolute last time I want to hear old fart fuckwits in political parties handwringing about how young p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZQ
Perhaps someone should nominate a dog to be Prime Minister here in Australia. Maybe a Labrador. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…
snurb_dot_info Well Mr. 29 Newspolls is right about the ‘bitterly disappointed’ part. But it’s not because of whatever happened at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T4
@AusRob “Beware of Greeks bearing consonants.”
@LovelyCorrine Indeed they are. The cocktails were excellent though.
@oberonsghost Exactly.
@jdub Not that I remember, anyway.
@jdub I did not destroy Mars yesterday.
@NuclearAnthro @GreekGlendi No tweets from this year or last, but this image from 2016 is enticing…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oc
@NuclearAnthro @GreekGlendi Greeks and barbecues after three solid days of drinking, could be anything. And this IS..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q3
@LovelyCorrine I’m liking this strategy. I’ve deleted that tweet, though, because it was a bit of a vent.
@oberonsghost Like psience and psailingboat.
Last night I had dinner at @GreekGlendi and it contained some of the best barbecued random animals I’ve ever had.
Mon plan, draft: Prep for interview; errands; 1100 recording @drspacejunk at @Flinders; edit a thing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iU
Relevant imagery. pic.twitter.com/T7eiKDnkrD
Monday. Sooner or later there will be a reckoning. Monday.