Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 26th, 2018

OnePerfectShot Dear Lucasfilm: We’d like a re-release of the original Star Wars trilogy with commentary tracks of @HamillHimself j..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VT

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@weezmgk @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Yeah but they’re those big AgustaWestland AW139 long-range beasts and what even is a runway for?

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PeteLawler TIL: In conversation with @stilgherrian, I was looking up “duck species” and typod one of the words and ended here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_…

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@weezmgk @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Neither, I think. It’s labelled as a private airfield in the things I just looked at.

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@PWThornhill This whole duck situation is becoming way, way too complicated.

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@PeteLawler I’m not sure that I really care how the duck feels.

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It’s true, I did say this. And I still stand by it. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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I would just like to remind people that I have not written a thinkpiece about tampering with my balls.

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@NewtonMark @weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Yeah fuck that. The runway needs to be longer than the aircraft, and wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…et

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NewtonMark I showed this to $partner and she totally didn’t get it. twitter.com/HamillHimself/…

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@KrazyKarl910 I was just sitting there in the shade of the true, and the duck just kept circling me and eyeing me o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Go

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@PeteLawler I AM NOT ARGUING ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE DUCK JUST ITS ATTITUDE.

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@nehadk I did look quite plump and yummy.

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@weezmgk @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree But that looks like maybe 250 metres at most.

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WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? pic.twitter.com/LfvYxv7iUT

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett I’m liking “airborne jellyfish: see and avoid”.

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett That’s impressive work. Do they carry beacons of any kind, or is it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bg

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett I see that YKAT has “06/24 is 3214 ft (980 m) long” as the longest..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fO

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @simonhackett There’s folks doing helicopter sightseeing down through the valleys..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1w

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Ah yeah I remember hearing about that crash. Maybe there needs to be an effort to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ww

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Is there something wrong with YKAT just up the road?

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KelMayo In the age of disruption, let’s call on the newsagents and TV publicity departments of Australia to be brave, make..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Nq

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@punchhappiness @TheEconomist Goddammit I would have loved to have tried the critter ice cream. I should have looke..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Za

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@jr_droid These ducks are spoilt. They just wander up from the duck pond to the student union building and get fed..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vs

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In which a politician dismantles his opponents’ arguments not with debating club talking points but peer-reviewed r..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FB

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@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree This is excellent news. My only thought is whether 20 tonnes will be enough, but then I’m not..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DI

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mims Bannon’s previous investment in World of Warcraft gold farming helps put his current enthusiasm for bitcoin in pers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yj

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Midgetgems26 I’ve been laughing at this parsnip for a good 5 minutes.. pic.twitter.com/Sv6hPqk0yy

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adamjogrady How you treat call centre workers is a good measure of who you are as a human.

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@Union_Hotel The @Union_Hotel hasn’t tweeted in over a year, but hey if they keep doing Good Things to kangaroo fil..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eL

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I have long held the view that kangaroo and beetroot are made for each other. Adding the lightly marinated cucumber..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dx

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mukimu Stay strange, Japan. youtube.com/watch?v=aLAylZ…

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@oberonsghost Yeah there’s a lot of wrong things going on there.

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@drspacejunk Definitely. Let’s see how this one turns out first, though. ;)

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@drspacejunk @jeamland @glengyron @garthk Now I want to know WHY the geese were taken out.

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I’ve made what I think is an excellent choice for dinner, but by Christ those salads are bullshit. pic.twitter.com/G58eeLTc7O

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@arizclint I prefer to think of it as efficiency.

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@arizclint Nah, go the full Fahrenheit 451 and use flamethrowers.

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@arizclint They’re wonderful. I’m kinda hoping that the ico enforcers eventually get tactical weaponry the enforce..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ly

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arizclint Those jackets, though, @stilgherrian twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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BrianHonan Oh wow, goodbye to US tech firms looking to sell cloud services within EU. twitter.com/bendrath/statu…

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joshgnosis Transparency in government. pic.twitter.com/8dtehPq2Dt

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becs355 If you think Pineapple on pizza is questionable, I present ….Durian Pizza. All kinds of wrong. pic.twitter.com/YtZ8jgLRwa

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I’ve arrived early at @abcadelaide to talk about Facebook and Cambridge Analytica etc after the news at 1800 ACDT /..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eX

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Well it’s certainly been a long time since I’ve been in this building… pic.twitter.com/G7cJ3Rf5cb

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@speedweasel I got a day pass so I can still go to Paradise later.

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On a route 208 bus to Paradise but sadly I will have to alight from this bus well before reaching Paradise, namely..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…BH

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I’m still thinking about this and the more I do so the more it feels like the work of a genius. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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samdastyari That time @MrKRudd was responsible for ball tampering. pic.twitter.com/iG7YjUJWzj

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FrBower @MikeCarlton01 Thank goodness she wasn’t a suicidal 10 yo boy (from Nauru) or a precious little princess may have h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zz

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AthertonKD If you were waiting for the price conversion of F-35 to fursuits, my mentions have you covered twitter.com/jaredhead/stat…

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And now, back to the Adelaide CBD for a bit before heading up to @abcadelaide for the thing after the 1800 ACDT news.

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actioncookbook USERS: we love twitter but it has problems
TWITTER: great we’ll fix them
USERS: do you want to know what they are
TWITTER: absolutely not

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aka_fatman At the Ministry of Forbidden Jokes, I am led past a door marked ‘Updog’.
I say nothing.
Behind a one-way mirror my handler nods, impressed.

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@FakeDanTosello @abcadelaide Yeah I should’ve made it clear I was on the same page as you with the alleged humour.

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scott_thewspot Michelle is probably thinking the two daughters they have will be plenty thank you very much. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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AndDube 9 years, y’all. NINE YEARS.

I have lived with the spanking/ shark week knowledge for ALMOST A DECADE…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…86

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dreadpiratemick An app like Pokemon Go but instead of catching monsters you pat dogs and it’s not an app it’s just patting dogs.

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@jodiem @BlueJayGliding @abcadelaide I think I’ll file that under “Dream on, girl.” Sadly.

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@egadheg I believe there are several quality linguists looking at smiley faces. @LanguageLog, can you help us here?

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@SnarkyPlatypus If they were Samsung washing machine parts, that would be explosive news. Or at least incendiary.

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@arcsine @abcadelaide @Julesschiller Here’s the front page of the ‘Tiser just now, with my ad blockers turned off,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oe

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@arcsine @abcadelaide @Julesschiller I’m talking personally, not on a macro scale. Even if you “kill Facebook”, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…r4

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@FakeDanTosello @abcadelaide Mate. Roll back the tinfoil. ;) You could use half as much as the conclusion would still be true.

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“Peter Dutton’s wife was constructed from abandoned washing machine parts, and his children are all addicted to che..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7S

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@BlueJayGliding @abcadelaide That’s a great question, but I don’t know the answer. Sounds like an angle for an inve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l2

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@cameronwilson @Julesschiller @abcadelaide Or, as I’ve put it in the past — though maybe not on the radio — you cantwitter.com/i/web/status/9…EVQF

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@CarolynLake @abcadelaide @Julesschiller I’ll be in the studio this time, so yes physical violence IS an option.

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@oberonsghost I’m at Flinders Uni in the student bar. I’d be appalled if I couldn’t smell some dope.

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@Julesschiller @abcadelaide One thing I should mention is that privacy is a feeling of being in control, of decidin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g0

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@abcadelaide @Julesschiller Yes! After Obama was elected, I went to a couple of events where his data analytics peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QT

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@Julesschiller @abcadelaide That’s a great question. People might care more if they knew what can be done with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FM

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cosmicjester Ohhhhh. That’s gonna leave a mark pic.twitter.com/AfftnyiEBs

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@abcadelaide @Julesschiller This is also an important point. This is only getting attention because Facebook is a k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8F

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@abcadelaide @Julesschiller This is an important point, yes. “Delete Facebook” is only a viable strategy if you sim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ua

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@abcadelaide Well this is the thing. It depends on what @Julesschiller wants to talk about. But some interesting an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yh

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So, kids, I’m going to be talking about the Facebook / Cambridge Analytica thing on @abcadelaide after the 1800 ACD..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O3

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@GreenJ It might improve the political discourse.

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@rohan_p Ah, an actual border war. Excellent.

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Someone on this balcony is smoking a Special Cigarette of the highest quality.

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@rohan_p Should I ask what this is even about?

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@ChrisEgginton I have very mixed feelings about it all. No rose-coloured nostalgia glasses here.

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@ChrisEgginton Yep, learned the craft there beforehand moving to the ABC.

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Apparently some of Sydney’s local governments are at war. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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@je_au @Flinders It’s not a bad spot at all, and this balcony on the new student union building is a fine spot.

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@smartbrain @bennd77 I see that you understand the pleasures of the duck.

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Student bars are very different beasts these days. Craft beer. A proper wine list. Salads (not shown). @Flinders pic.twitter.com/iYEDGYXgp6

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@einspruch @drspacejunk I’m tossing up resurrecting the Corrupted Nerds brand of longer interviews or having The 9p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EC

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I recorded a lovely chat with @drspacejunk about many space things this morning and it will appear as a podcast in a week or so.

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@verbaliza I am reliably informed that the duck will eat pretty much anything the students give it.

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NeilDrysdale The Inversnecky Cafe on Aberdeen Beach is famous for its puns and pithy messages, and I think this is one of the be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ju

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historyinflicks Don’t @ me unless you were murdered by Soviet intelligence in 1987 and had your consciousness uploaded to a highly..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i0

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@N1CKTheOne @CommBank I have a suitable pair of cards from @Westpac with my name correctly shown.

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@BartholomewD I just sat down and the duck walked right up to me.

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@oberonsghost Very healthy looking and deliciously plump duck

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@glengyron Must be memories only. @drspacejunk says she has not seen geese on campus. @garthk

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@dobes That’s also the student union building, and I’ll have lunch in there after chatting with @drspacejunk.

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@jpwarren It would be more efficient, it would exclude so many people, and it’d be hilariously excellent in so many ways.

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Entering a completely hypothetical university, one for which @dobes has no evidence that it’s been pwned by Chinese..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dw

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Hey @dobes @ashabeeeee I’ve discovered where the Cyber Hexagons come from! Also, “Chinese, Korean, Japanese”. pic.twitter.com/Ygrf8N94bv

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@BrianMitchellMP @damiengwalter This is not something the world needs. Not even rural Tasmania!

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I quite like some of these Defence Industry recruitment adverts in Adelaide at the moment. pic.twitter.com/uRQDJTHxYG

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@drspacejunk “Remembering the Space Age: Arthur C Clarke dead at 90: Bugger. The Space Age ended today, writes reco..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…h1

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While preparing for my chat with @drspacejunk I dug out two old articles. “The space age Australia never had” (2007..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rW

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Mon plan, confirmed: Prep for interview (done); errands; 1100 recording @drspacejunk at @Flinders; edit a thing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mf

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mackwage The degree to which some of you put “APT” on a pedestal and think they’d never make a mistake is amazing. twitter.com/malwarejake/st…

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damiengwalter Of having a ridiculously hot head. twitter.com/Benjurigan/sta…

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RadioFreeTom Catching up on @MeetThePress and just saw @hughhewitt say this is now a WH foreign policy team as good as Jim Baker..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AM

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SquigglyRick how good is this website pic.twitter.com/oLRS2cMuTE

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TheEconomist More than 200 of the papers at the annual Lunar and Planetary Science Conference have a summary in form of a haiku econ.st/2G2qoav

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NewtonMark This is the absolute last time I want to hear old fart fuckwits in political parties handwringing about how young p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZQ

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Perhaps someone should nominate a dog to be Prime Minister here in Australia. Maybe a Labrador. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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snurb_dot_info Well Mr. 29 Newspolls is right about the ‘bitterly disappointed’ part. But it’s not because of whatever happened at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…T4

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@AusRob “Beware of Greeks bearing consonants.”

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@LovelyCorrine Indeed they are. The cocktails were excellent though.

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@mnurkic @jdub I really hate it when this happens.

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@jdub I did not destroy Mars yesterday.

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@NuclearAnthro @GreekGlendi No tweets from this year or last, but this image from 2016 is enticing…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oc

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@NuclearAnthro @GreekGlendi Greeks and barbecues after three solid days of drinking, could be anything. And this IS..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q3

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@LovelyCorrine I’m liking this strategy. I’ve deleted that tweet, though, because it was a bit of a vent.

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Last night I had dinner at @GreekGlendi and it contained some of the best barbecued random animals I’ve ever had.

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Mon plan, draft: Prep for interview; errands; 1100 recording @drspacejunk at @Flinders; edit a thing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iU

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Monday. Sooner or later there will be a reckoning. Monday.

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