Gorn.
This is all 100% correct. Ping @jpwarren @dobes. https://t.co/M4SA4oTbuB
RT @nigelcameron: Next up: career advice for students. RT @simonmontefiore https://t.co/vrL07KJC9a
I think I just saw a bunch of people doing a Procession of the Virgin Mary through Railway Square.
I see that Dick Smith is still a cunt.
@JohnBirmingham So this is ending as I expected / feared.
Mistakes have been made. Also, soju. @JohnBirmingham was right. It’s a trappic.twitter.com/aYkizXd5CUCU
Note to self. pic.twitter.com/eK3vSrwBno
So what’s the deal with this oversized container? I thought the height and width were standardisedpic.twitter.com/N3lhaL9snFnF
@JustJimWillDo This is my fifth for the day.
@kiskabobnsw Does any of it still exist?
@kiskabobnsw I’ve not been into this precinct before, so that in itself is an experience.
Yet another #blueandyellowtrain. pic.twitter.com/EwIaOCJGLq
@kiskabobnsw Quite possible. I have a rendezvous address.
@JohnBirmingham Oh I know it’s a trap. The address also appears to house a Korean restaurant, so this could get very messy indeed.
RT @llament: https://t.co/t0IrYnYTg5 Can you imagine Hanson as PM Abbott’s deputy?
It appears that I’m about to go for drinks in North Strathfield, and I suspect that it will not end well.
RT @snurb_dot_info: ‘You are always better the second time around’. https://t.co/ZlVRlrMB4K
@dfpiii @workmanalice I’m not sure what Tony is turning into, but it’s not that.
@dobes You have discovered a magical place.
@dobes There’s a lot of bad things going on there.
Making things better and more social. https://t.co/xrZtpwTZpk
RT @BernardKeane: You know who else went to prison https://t.co/3BYmLiwTu1
@dobes That pelican is going to kill you in your sleep.
ItsBouquet The Captain & Tennille are looking a bit off these days … pic.twitter.com/FJ5ark6SDf
best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Ultramodern”
Without “Tram” pic.twitter.com/VIHajfgiAZ
RT @awelder: He already gave them $30m for this https://t.co/F7tMxinzbh
workmanalice This is a photo of Tony Abbott at Pauline Hanson’s book launch. Presented without comment. pic.twitter.com/vHphjfaa0A
I am a winner in the SUBARU CARTEL GLO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO PROGRAM aka the BLUE GLO GROUP EURO INTERNATIONAL LOTTER… https://t.co/8VJyPyjA2V
@alexdante Thank you. I feel like my life has failed.
Discovering that homeownership.gov.au is a thing. Crying.
RT @James_Jeffrey: At the same time? https://t.co/LlnCjf01Mp
RT @ASPI_org: ‘It can thus be difficult to differentiate Huawei’s quest for commercial advantage from China’s pursuit of strategic objectiv…
I have been added to a Slack channel. :(
RT @RaygunBrown: Cursed image https://t.co/nYuCOl3k8V
RT @corduroy: I haven’t opened the Uber app in months. Yet anytime I connect a proxy to my iPhone, it’s talking to uber. https://t.co/C6OHD…
#blueandyellowtrain, yet another time. pic.twitter.com/dqzGeLyBsu
@staticsan Who was making them before?
RT @pakhead: Astounding 10 year prison sentence proposed in new draft Malaysian law against ‘fake news’ - which, says the government, is an…
OK then. https://t.co/bQB1vnGcGp
SuB8u @zeynep The folks at @ClickHole said it best pic.twitter.com/J4fI623VRI
suzangst how many men’s rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, they still use gaslighting
@Rashas_Mo It looks like a new species of tachygrade.
@drspacejunk @Julesschiller @abcadelaide No, I was in there yesterday.
@SnarkyPlatypus “Arseholes and mediocrities, the lot of them.â€
hingers has chris lilley gone too far this time? pic.twitter.com/SQ2Fxtgb6i
RT @IlvesToomas: So Cambridge Analytic interfered in Latvian elections to increase tensions between indigenous Latvians and Russians. Gee,…
Quite common in Australian business, I’d have thought. https://t.co/3nPBQnvyRO
@maelorin Ducks.
RT @jeamland: One of the people in this conversation is @stilgherrian. https://t.co/cYuDvQyIVe
RT @PDChina: ‘Sky Net’, a facial recognition system that can scan China’s population of about 1.4 billion people in a second, is being used…
RT @joshgnosis: We Found Labor’s Talking Points In A Bathroom In Parliament House https://t.co/DwzOpL2yPD via @workmanalice
You may only lose money through gambling by approved all-natural methods. https://t.co/Mo9r45mO68
janisfrayer An unusually huge motorcade from the train station along emptied streets stokes speculation that Kim Jong Un is visiting Beijing. @NBCNews
RT @W7VOA: A Japanese TV network has video of a train — the type used by #DPRK leaders — arriving in Beijing under heavy security. https://…
RT @larry_irving: The man is unhinged… https://t.co/Y387pH4MlU
SnarkyPlatypus IPA research fellow is just a fancy way of saying white shitposter
RT @formalbeer: @NewtonMark They argued for months over if he could keep his medals
RT @NewtonMark: What kind of Government official sympathizes with someone in a written memo after an official inquiry has concluded that th…
@RealNickHodge Um.
#blueandyellowtrain, again, again. pic.twitter.com/d9AFXTYfWU
TIME Remington files for bankruptcy amid a ‘Trump Slump’ in gun sales ti.me/2IVnW35
@MikePresland @FrBower I’m still having trouble with the milk bit.
RT @James_Jeffrey: Abbott talking about “Putin’s death squads” out “stalking the streets of England”. Describes the situation as “utterly a…
RT @benpobjie: Ugh, it’s a sex thing https://t.co/8IRmsbgRit
RT @foomeister: file under: ‘The right spectrum far more readily converges for power than the left spectrum.’ https://t.co/0ILO15Pk4I
@JoshuaWithers Good, because the context has been going for nearly 24 hours now.
RT @James_Jeffrey: Tony Abbott says Pauline Hanson proves the old adage that “you’re always better second time around”. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔…
RT @vanOnselenP: Pauline Hanson’s new book, titled “In Her Own Words”….wait for it….is written with someone else (Tom Ravlic). 🤔
FFS I HAVE NEVER QUESTIONED THE QUALITY OR APPEARANCE OF THE DUCK.
RT @glengyron: Tony Abbott must coach the Australian cricket team.
RT @michaelkoziol: Tony Abbott launches Pauline Hanson’s book at Parliament House https://t.co/gK5Swb7zH1
RT @Ex_spurt: Leadership fail 101. How to make sure your bad culture gets worse https://t.co/YrL0ObLg2K
FrBower And may life’s richest blessings be poured into your heart. pic.twitter.com/cXB80a84F3
jpwarren PC LOAD LETTER pic.twitter.com/0piFMvJk9m
JCE_PC Not to mention shake uncontrollably and hallucinate pic.twitter.com/1LKxbXPJM3
@timpoliti @evcricket @je_au @NewtonMark “Snarge†is an excellent word.
@evcricket @je_au @NewtonMark Well VA437 was definitely an aborted flight last night. pic.twitter.com/tQxwjlNm8N
@evcricket @je_au So @NewtonMark is there a way we can confirm that a VA flight ex-ADL last night turned back after… https://t.co/9FepOpcxOs
@MikePresland Sounds awful. Plus I’m not a poncey English twat
@evcricket @je_au I’m more for the sucked-into-engine scenario. That would fit the witness reports of how their fli… https://t.co/fo3ZiRoOeE
BoringEnormous When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. pic.twitter.com/I8A5L5b3DT
@AndrewRJamieson Oh I know all the support was for the duck.
@edmundiffland That’s probably for the best, yes.
@SnarkyPlatypus There’d be plenty to do.
This is ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/wArIeEhYsn
Tue plan: VA407 ADL-SYD (done); research; 1300 AEDT client presentation, Regents Park; 1500 phone meetings; remaind… https://t.co/Y8m1KiE4uo
Touchdown Sydney, probably. instagram.com/p/BgzYYkslqVp/
OK, transmitters really off now.
The did take off, apparently, but then though it was a bird strike, circled for about half an hour before landing.
Oh, before we take off, the cabin crew are explaining why at late flight was cancelled last night. There was a rabb… https://t.co/4218tLGlQb
Transmitters off. See you in, um, Sydney I think.
The view from 29A. instagram.com/p/BgzK5H9lYD0/
My sky-chariot this morning is VH-VUR for VA407. pic.twitter.com/W0IcbJ1ECL
@FlyOpineMonkey Enough about the duck already.
@glengyron Travelling is complicated. Interplanetary travel will be worse.
Explosive-detector guy, to trainee: […] and if that doesn’t work —
Me: You get a hammer.
E: You get a hammer. Righ… https://t.co/D4MLdhGuv2
Check-in staff: And where are you going this morning, Sir?
Me: Adelaide.
C: No, you’re in Adelaide.
Me: [Feelings of confusion and doubt]
@TSchnoebelen @bgzimmer @egadheg @LanguageLog @GretchenAMcC Thanks, Tyler. This sounds like I’m going down a rabbit-hole this morning.
l’Aerodrome de Before Dawn.
Tue plan, draft: 0700 ACDT VA407 ADL-SYD; research and interviews; 1300 AEDT client presentation, Regents Park; 150… https://t.co/GDSbUqjXZl
RT @jessesingal: Waterboard the glass ceiling until it agrees to break *itself* https://t.co/uucppDv21l
Tuesday. Which of your feet was first to touch the ground, and why? This is a question that you alone should ponder secretly. Tuesday.