Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 27th, 2018

@jpwarren @dobes But it has blockchain and is missing a vowel.

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nigelcameron Next up: career advice for students. RT @simonmontefiore twitter.com/mattfleg/statu…

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I think I just saw a bunch of people doing a Procession of the Virgin Mary through Railway Square.

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I see that Dick Smith is still a cunt.

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@JohnBirmingham So this is ending as I expected / feared.

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Mistakes have been made. Also, soju. @JohnBirmingham was right. It’s a trap. pic.twitter.com/aYkizXd5CU

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So what’s the deal with this oversized container? I thought the height and width were standardised? pic.twitter.com/N3lhaL9snF

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@kiskabobnsw I’ve not been into this precinct before, so that in itself is an experience.

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@kiskabobnsw Quite possible. I have a rendezvous address.

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@JohnBirmingham Oh I know it’s a trap. The address also appears to house a Korean restaurant, so this could get very messy indeed.

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llament abc.net.au/news/2018-03-2… Can you imagine Hanson as PM Abbott’s deputy?

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It appears that I’m about to go for drinks in North Strathfield, and I suspect that it will not end well.

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snurb_dot_info ‘You are always better the second time around’. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@dfpiii @workmanalice I’m not sure what Tony is turning into, but it’s not that.

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@dobes You have discovered a magical place.

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@dobes There’s a lot of bad things going on there.

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Making things better and more social. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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BernardKeane You know who else went to prison twitter.com/domknight/stat…

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@dobes That pelican is going to kill you in your sleep.

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ItsBouquet The Captain & Tennille are looking a bit off these days … pic.twitter.com/FJ5ark6SDf

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best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Ultramodern”
Without “Tram” pic.twitter.com/VIHajfgiAZ

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awelder He already gave them $30m for this twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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workmanalice This is a photo of Tony Abbott at Pauline Hanson’s book launch. Presented without comment. pic.twitter.com/vHphjfaa0A

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I am a winner in the SUBARU CARTEL GLO INTERNATIONAL LOTTO PROGRAM aka the BLUE GLO GROUP EURO INTERNATIONAL LOTTER..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2V

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@alexdante Thank you. I feel like my life has failed.

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Discovering that homeownership.gov.au is a thing. Crying.

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James_Jeffrey At the same time? twitter.com/leighsales/sta…

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ASPI_org ‘It can thus be difficult to differentiate Huawei’s quest for commercial advantage from China’s pursuit of strategi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c9

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I have been added to a Slack channel. :(

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RaygunBrown Cursed image pic.twitter.com/nYuCOl3k8V

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corduroy I haven’t opened the Uber app in months. Yet anytime I connect a proxy to my iPhone, it’s talking to uber. pic.twitter.com/C6OHDyiN3S

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pakhead Astounding 10 year prison sentence proposed in new draft Malaysian law against ‘fake news’ - which, says the govern..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UB

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SuB8u @zeynep The folks at @ClickHole said it best pic.twitter.com/J4fI623VRI

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suzangst how many men’s rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, they still use gaslighting

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@Rashas_Mo It looks like a new species of tachygrade.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Arseholes and mediocrities, the lot of them.”

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hingers has chris lilley gone too far this time? pic.twitter.com/SQ2Fxtgb6i

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IlvesToomas So Cambridge Analytic interfered in Latvian elections to increase tensions between indigenous Latvians and Russians..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iu

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Quite common in Australian business, I’d have thought. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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jeamland One of the people in this conversation is @stilgherrian. twitter.com/BookwormBlues/…

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PDChina ‘Sky Net’, a facial recognition system that can scan China’s population of about 1.4 billion people in a second, is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gy

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egadheg Master stroke from Bill’s team to get the talking points reproduced in full.

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joshgnosis We Found Labor’s Talking Points In A Bathroom In Parliament House buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/t… via @workmanalice

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You may only lose money through gambling by approved all-natural methods. twitter.com/CommsAu/status…

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janisfrayer An unusually huge motorcade from the train station along emptied streets stokes speculation that Kim Jong Un is visiting Beijing. @NBCNews

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W7VOA A Japanese TV network has video of a train — the type used byK leaders — arriving in Beijing under heavy securtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zo67

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larry_irving The man is unhinged… twitter.com/thehill/status…

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SnarkyPlatypus IPA research fellow is just a fancy way of saying white shitposter

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formalbeer @NewtonMark They argued for months over if he could keep his medals

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NewtonMark What kind of Government official sympathizes with someone in a written memo after an official inquiry has concluded..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dL

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TIME Remington files for bankruptcy amid a ‘Trump Slump’ in gun sales ti.me/2IVnW35

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@MikePresland @FrBower I’m still having trouble with the milk bit.

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James_Jeffrey Abbott talking about “Putin’s death squads” out “stalking the streets of England”. Describes the situation as “utte..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bu

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benpobjie Ugh, it’s a sex thing twitter.com/David_Speers/s…

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foomeister file under: ‘The right spectrum far more readily converges for power than the left spectrum.’ twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@JoshuaWithers Good, because the context has been going for nearly 24 hours now.

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James_Jeffrey Tony Abbott says Pauline Hanson proves the old adage that “you’re always better second time around”. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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vanOnselenP Pauline Hanson’s new book, titled “In Her Own Words”….wait for it….is written with someone else (Tom Ravlic). 🤔

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FFS I HAVE NEVER QUESTIONED THE QUALITY OR APPEARANCE OF THE DUCK.

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glengyron Tony Abbott must coach the Australian cricket team.

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michaelkoziol Tony Abbott launches Pauline Hanson’s book at Parliament House pic.twitter.com/gK5Swb7zH1

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Ex_spurt Leadership fail 101. How to make sure your bad culture gets worse twitter.com/MarkusMannheim…

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FrBower And may life’s richest blessings be poured into your heart. pic.twitter.com/cXB80a84F3

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jpwarren PC LOAD LETTER pic.twitter.com/0piFMvJk9m

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JCE_PC Not to mention shake uncontrollably and hallucinate pic.twitter.com/1LKxbXPJM3

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@evcricket @je_au So @NewtonMark is there a way we can confirm that a VA flight ex-ADL last night turned back after..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Os

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@MikePresland Sounds awful. Plus I’m not a poncey English twat

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@evcricket @je_au I’m more for the sucked-into-engine scenario. That would fit the witness reports of how their fli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eE

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BoringEnormous When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. pic.twitter.com/I8A5L5b3DT

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@AndrewRJamieson Oh I know all the support was for the duck.

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Tue plan: VA407 ADL-SYD (done); research; 1300 AEDT client presentation, Regents Park; 1500 phone meetings; remaind..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uo

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OK, transmitters really off now.

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The did take off, apparently, but then though it was a bird strike, circled for about half an hour before landing.

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Oh, before we take off, the cabin crew are explaining why at late flight was cancelled last night. There was a rabb..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qb

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Transmitters off. See you in, um, Sydney I think.

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My sky-chariot this morning is VH-VUR for VA407. pic.twitter.com/W0IcbJ1ECL

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@glengyron Travelling is complicated. Interplanetary travel will be worse.

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Explosive-detector guy, to trainee: […] and if that doesn’t work —
Me: You get a hammer.
E: You get a hammer. Rigtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…hGuv2

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Check-in staff: And where are you going this morning, Sir?
Me: Adelaide.
C: No, you’re in Adelaide.
Me: [Feelings of confusion and doubt]

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@TSchnoebelen @bgzimmer @egadheg @LanguageLog @GretchenAMcC Thanks, Tyler. This sounds like I’m going down a rabbit-hole this morning.

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l’Aerodrome de Before Dawn.

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Tue plan, draft: 0700 ACDT VA407 ADL-SYD; research and interviews; 1300 AEDT client presentation, Regents Park; 150..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zl

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jessesingal Waterboard the glass ceiling until it agrees to break *itself* twitter.com/ForeignPolicy/…

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Tuesday. Which of your feet was first to touch the ground, and why? This is a question that you alone should ponder secretly. Tuesday.

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