RT @expectproblems: True or not, it says a lot that this doesn’t surprise me. https://t.co/P6ClP2JgKF
RT @kylealden: “As you can see, touching it does nothing” https://t.co/UWSwJoDQKj
RT @peterseibel: Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I’ll spend the first twelve sharpening the axe. —A programmer. https://t.co/ENGD…
@jonoabroad It’s an Adelaide podcast. These are good words, James.
@jonoabroad Oh. That. I haven’t listened back, so I can’t remember much of it.
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno Wait, these robots eat hot chips?
PPantsdown Who *hasn’t* walked around with sandpaper in their underwear?
@jonoabroad Que?
@_midofo_ @cathywilcox1 That’s right, I think.
@kcarruthers @cathywilcox1 So, yes, sex.
@Andreas_Haggman Well they do make a bit of a mess of your road vehicle of choice,
@cathywilcox1 Is this a sex thing? https://t.co/nSapLicnJ6
@cathywilcox1 Is this a sex thing? https://t.co/Wn4bmKNX28
@cathywilcox1 Is this a sex thing?
“Cambridge Analytica’s secret coding sauce allegedly leaked†https://t.co/PHkVjNdFiL
@Andreas_Haggman Kinda, I guess, though it’s the first time I’ve heard this kangaroo thing.
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @jxeeno Sounds perfect.
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno Also, a wheeled prison guard robot. pic.twitter.com/BON3cvJn4T
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno Also, Samsung make a track-mounted version of their sentry robot.… https://t.co/fyLbh6TGmq
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno They could start here. #banthebongo https://t.co/kjXwUuBB3a
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno No, they’ll keep trying to re-invent the bus. It’s their destiny.
@jpwarren Yep. Track the mobs, predict when they’re likely to wander onto busy roads, and re-route the coaches in advance. Pin@jxeenono.
@jpwarren This is why the Norwegian railways are equipped with ReindeerCam. https://t.co/g3SEO79RBy https://t.co/UqjOJq1qE7
I like “excessive kangaroos on the roadâ€. https://t.co/gyU1g1fxeL
@bigbadave @ArmsControlWonk It was more about the question of how do you even escalate with the intention of de-esc… https://t.co/dV9HW0X9SI
RT @JWhiteWildlife: The Gang-gang cockatoos are out in force around Melbourne at the moment. They have one of my favourite calls, like a sq…
This is all true. https://t.co/4Qg441p9Q2
If you enjoyed my goat-related conversations in Launceston last month, you may be interested to know that Willow Cr… https://t.co/j2lAWEVUHg
@ArmsControlWonk Not sure that I’m reassured by the nuclear strategy being characterised as “Escalate to YOLOâ€.
Listening to the latest @ArmsControlWonk podcast “Russian Nuclear Doctrine and Escalationâ€, which should cheer me u… https://t.co/5jDs5smzEM
botandy hot singles in your neighbourhood are stripping the skin from a hitchhiker with the power of their minds
@danieljbaird @jack_daniel Lovely.
@jonoabroad The raw recording of the livestream is at https://t.co/GJFGkluSGn and will be replaced by the edited an… https://t.co/O9SmNpiRH9
@ari_hall I think they just broke up.
Nice troll work from @airnzaustralia, as always. https://t.co/E4v8eMyViI
It’s true. The Spanish Inquisition hardly knew anything about me. https://t.co/VHrtNe7QZv
But you’ll hear him approaching from the distance about a week before that. https://t.co/AE1iGCu5pO
RT @snurb_dot_info: Oh Jeebus, Julie Bishop dressed down the Russian ambassador in front of the full media pack ? That’s a piece of blatant…
RT @suziruffell: I’m really bored of being asked ‘what’s it like being a woman in comedy?’ It’s the same as being a man in comedy except yo…
RT @_wangwe: Being an adult has taught me that naps are the remedy to everything.
Angry?
Take a nap.
Sleepy?
Take a nap
Tired?
Take a…
RT @christianhern: Ouch “Facebook’s recent loss is now greater than the total market value of such companies as Qualcomm ($85b), Starbucks…
@SnarkyPlatypus Well he likes a bit more jungle down there. Which I presume is a bit rougher than a ladygarden.
@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, well, it is certainly remarkable stuff.
@R_Chirgwin They should get Sean Penn to edit their stuff. https://t.co/LWyXObEhXj
“Stormy Daniels Directed a Cyberpunk Porn Thriller That Predicted Our Current Dystopia: Released in 2010, ‘The Chat… https://t.co/6UklPApvAS
@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @ashabeeeee Also, I don’t know ho@ashabeeeeeee stays sane. And now she’s loose in the US and stuff.
@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @ashabeeeee I sometime wonder whether your employer isn’t the only organisation in Austra… https://t.co/ddvWsqIcEO
“AWS scores IRAP protected-level [Australian] government security tick†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/WZPAoCkMuy Big… https://t.co/ngJAmNY7EI
Hey @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus, don’t you just love how these three recent stories from @ashabeeeee go so well toget… https://t.co/hxEirBhZ3q
RT @thejoshl: we’re officially living in BOJACK HORSEMAN https://t.co/L7KeUyPVLZ
@ashabeeeee For folks outside Australia, the Privacy Act here does not apply to political parties, so they can do w… https://t.co/241uXXXCYR
“​Australian pollies shut down calls for transparency over data use†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/g3pWI2bof0
@paulkidd @stufromoz @oberonsghost @jonoabroad Wow.
RT @michaelneale: Dark. https://t.co/kKxN6XdIYK
@paulkidd @oberonsghost @jonoabroad You are not the fritz person to say that.
@oberonsghost @paulkidd @jonoabroad Bratwursticide would be just the wurst punishment.
Hey @CptHollingworth you need to work this into your regular narratives. https://t.co/0cCd9ZxDyu
The nap was only partially helpful. Sigh. Must continue to rearrange a couple of things.
@CptHollingworth As do all right-thinking people.
KateEmerson88 I hope people who hide behind VPN’s understand this…#wingnutsockcollective pic.twitter.com/0qtR43i6b7
@CptHollingworth Gaming mice can be cruel. pic.twitter.com/kBLXDsOhqK
I was falling asleep on the train, so I think I might have a quick nap, and then do some work this evening when it’… https://t.co/po3ksJm304
@BXGD I am ashamed not to have remembered that. So few flags amounts to little more than a quick chat over coffee.
@TeamBloomart @JohnBirmingham I have the very best answers.
@JuliusFlywheel @workmanalice @cporterwa This is an excellent question.
RT @francismmaxwell: I guess a white man dressed in body armor carrying a fully loaded weapon doesn’t make an officer ‘fear for his life’ a…
@johnb78 @SuperCroup @VirginWinesAus Further to our chat about surprise wine, I’m back in the Mountains today and c… https://t.co/ABST2gCLFC
RT @preetholt: Philip Glass installed a dishwasher at Robert Hughes’ House back when he was a plumber. That is a thing that happened. https…
RT @LaTrioli: If you sing this to the tune of “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General†it actually works quite well. https://t.co/GD…
@TeamBloomart @JohnBirmingham Australia Post has a data marketing arm, run as a commercial business. Use their ID a… https://t.co/F4a8DdUJ9R
RT @trentyarwood: Today’s talk on big data in health and patient confidentiality is brought to you by pseudoephedrine.
It’s just like phen…
More imagery of the new Penrith footbridge under construction. pic.twitter.com/NKbwiEzC5e
Crossing the Nepean, once more showing the new footbridge being extruded across the river. instagram.com/p/Bg2YTFJFCfF/
Definitely no. https://t.co/sSBUMFVgFA
Uhoh. Ping @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dobes. https://t.co/ujupuEs3iR
I HAVE A NEW ORGAN. https://t.co/HpmKSMSlnq
RT @BoeingAustralia: #BoeingHorizonX makes its first international investment in Australia-based @MyriotaGlobal, a nanosatellite communicat…
RT @danprimack: I hope Congress asks Zuck historical questions in non-chronological order — and one random one over and over and over — j…
AFP #BREAKING China’s Xi has accepted Kim’s invitation to visit North Korea: KCNA state media reports
@ashabeeeee I AM GOING TO WENTWORTH FALLS AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.
RT @TheAPJournalist: Xinhua: Kim told Xi that the situation on the Korean Peninsula is starting to get better and that North Korea is willi…
@JohnBirmingham @VirtualTal I now need to know what footnote 14 is all about.
@VirtualTal @JohnBirmingham Isn’t it magical!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Because yes, all these “speakers†are really also “listenersâ€. https://t.co/QzKSTnFRa9
Wow. This is really, really special. Not even @JohnBirmingham can write this well. https://t.co/LWyXObEhXj
sam_vinograd @ZcohenCNN Dialogue between / among everyone but US @CNN @cnni
RT @ZcohenCNN: In a statement, the White House said, ‘We see this development as further evidence that our campaign of maximum pressure is…
RT @ZcohenCNN: The White House said the Chinese government called them today to brief them on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s visit to Be…
Any of you have an iPhone X that I could, er… borrow. Yes. Borrow. Oh look, what’s that over there? https://t.co/npb5lUGsgm
RT @mwyres: “…Mork, calling Ork…” https://t.co/G9T9mT8FwE
@jpwarren And deeper, I guess, for the deep learning.
Press release just now: “Pure Storage’s industry-first AI-Ready Infrastructure (AIRI), powered by NVIDIA, will allo… https://t.co/BUpiCwoz8z
RT @seanhn: Former head of Military Intel on the farce that is Ireland’s non-existent capabilities: “we don’t even know what’s in our own s…
RT @seanhn: I’d love to know exactly what the report on Russian activities in Ireland will contain given our counter-espionage capabilities…
@AustCyber @QuintessenceLab No, you’re still not going to get me to watch a TED talk. Not even with quality Aussie cybers.
@DanielOCnr Fair point.
@twiddlekins @jpwarren Yeah it’s poor form, Justin.
@jpwarren Bloody brilliant get by the @BuzzFeedOz crew. Again.
@Squawkingalah @petedavo_au @jpwarren @NewtonMark Well it’s all true!
I hereby name these two #purpletrain Tony and Pauline. pic.twitter.com/sMt5BBPLOT
Attn: @jpwarren. https://t.co/jprSk2DTeS
So “unofficialâ€, in fact, that they stood formally in front of their national flags. https://t.co/XqN4h9TE3B
“Seven West Media sells Yahoo7 to Oath, with CEO Ed Harrison to exit†https://t.co/itjx0rHv0Q
Hey @realDonaldTrump, have you seen this? https://t.co/GzNnANvsUM
janisfrayer BREAKING: And there they are… Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping in historic first meeting in #Beijing. @NBCNews pic.twitter.com/3aZN9Jdad8
“Needâ€. https://t.co/HkRC0HgFQP
RT @andrestaltz: Medium
“Excuse me, we’re about to show you an article we didn’t write, someone else did it for free on our site.
Before…
@CraigsOverItAll Ah. This explains why I’ve never heard of him. Ta.
@chrizap @davidwroe Thanks, Chris. I follow his argument about trust, but it’d be interesting to know how people it… https://t.co/MedXIAKj9p
My iPad autocorrect just changed “soju†to “solutionâ€, and I approve.
@BundyB @franksting @NewtonMark @jeamland On Sunday? No sojo.
RT @donachaidh: I am shocked — SHOCKED! — to learn the Intercept grotesquely misrepresented facts in a way that made law enforcement look b…
RT @classywarfare: Christ, there’s going to be a “heartwarming” story in the NYT in 20 years of a grandparent, parent, and child all deploy…
RT @classywarfare: Sometime in January 2020, a brand new private is going to get orders to deploy to Afghanistan in support of an operation…
RT @TimWattsMP: Parklife! https://t.co/sX489IKbR7
@franksting @NewtonMark @jeamland Only two.
RT @broderick: I just watched a gender reveal video on Facebook where a guy puts a watermelon full of blue jello in a live alligator’s mout…
@jpwarren @NewtonMark I like parrots, mostly. Some of them are jerk birds.
Do we know who asked this question (and its little speech about trust)? https://t.co/x8rChG5qvQ
@SnarkyPlatypus Surgeon’s Law applies.
@franksting @NewtonMark @jeamland There were really serious chem trails over Adelaide on Sunday, then later that da… https://t.co/bzTCYC2ugi
Wow big call. https://t.co/7N71FN6pzP
Exactly. No, wait. https://t.co/meS3fDNPWV
Yeah I think it’s Microsoft who’s fucked here. https://t.co/enjv09Kr98
@techoglot My pleasure. Thank you all for making it possible.
You can see my tea today but not my pho. pic.twitter.com/lButgZyeVL
@NewtonMark Especially if they’re, say, a cabinet minister who doesn’t understand how percentages work.
Wed plan: Slow start (done); pho (quite soon); 1218 train to Wentworth Falls; commit acts of journalism en route; t… https://t.co/w2OjzoPOoV
Also, “That’s defamatory†(capable of damaging someone’s “good reputationâ€) is not the same as “That’s defamationâ€â€¦ https://t.co/6yY739qBKm
Remember, kids, the angry retort “That’s defamatory†is not the same as saying “Noâ€.
Especially conspiracy theorists who drive taxis. https://t.co/w7ls2vteKO
RT @NewtonMark: People who voted “no,†hate Muslims, and believe Dutton about African gangs and white farmers also happen to believe in mir…
I have no idea who Sheldon is, but the very fact that he’s named Sheldon makes this work for me. https://t.co/urIYtFX3OS
OK then, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/cu3nrGEj0T
Curious. https://t.co/MGmgFVUAcX
RT @jpwarren: Vive la guillotine! https://t.co/dQVaVmgwKk
RT @philwalter1058: (Whispers) Maybe not a good thing to publicly announce. https://t.co/bNTAgY7I87
RT @drspacejunk: Skylab was swept into a narrative characterised as ‘from outback to outer space’. Tiangong 1 could evoke the Chinese diasp…
RT @drspacejunk: Australians embraced the US Skylab - but if parts of Tiangong 1 land on Australia, how will they be received given our ver…
cathywilcox1 The Minister exercises his discretion.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/hxzrlL3iLM
@GiovanniTorre @dariodactyl Thank you for ruining my life, Giovanni.
best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Lie”
Back in “Families” pic.twitter.com/wSlbm29jYV
RT @Stonekettle: Biff Jr.
From the unmade Back to the Future sequel where Biff went back in time and had sex with himself resulting in…
dariodactyl ILLUMINATI HQ: “How do we turn these lefties against their own movement? …Wait I know!” pic.twitter.com/KoKElx4hiN
@Alloys @UniviewTech Tonight I’ll tweet some links to the stories I referenced in my presentation. If I remember.
The @Alloys team was introducing @UniviewTech, “pioneer of IP video surveillance†and “third largest player in vide… https://t.co/xxJlmp2LXi
For my Corporate Largesse disclosure, I should say that the roadshow just finished was for @Alloys, a tech distribu… https://t.co/g0qnZIuTZS
@SnarkyPlatypus There was just him and me and the local product manager from Melbourne, who is Malaysian-Chinese di… https://t.co/YelVNQtXOl
@SnarkyPlatypus But it was an end-of-project dinner with a Chinese host so there was nothing I could do. And soju.
@SnarkyPlatypus I remember soju. And I remember the repeated phrase “This is not a competition†followed by laughter. And more soju.
@VirtualTal @ashabeeeee That’s better, Tal.
Each species of database is optimised for factors relevant to the proposal application. Blockchain, for example, is… https://t.co/gY3JTWKhTc
dr_nic Burn it all. pic.twitter.com/VrKPnEoRlZ
Wed plan, outline draft: Slow start, thank the Gods; recombobulate my schedule after all the travelling; train to W… https://t.co/fXtPKTUuY3
sosadtoday don’t cry because it’s over, cry because you have addictive tendencies and want it to happen 1000000 more times
@VirtualTal @ashabeeeee Don’t we take that as a given now?
RT @ashabeeeee: Yep. That’s all of the words. 😒 https://t.co/g5G7FHWZqK
And rightly so. https://t.co/6fQwPnSF1F
RT @danielohunter: Red roo @UNSWScience Fowler’s Gap arid research station. Such a supremely well adapted boom and bust animal. #wildoz htt…
Wednesday. The tram does not stop at Lindisfarne, even if you did find the old woman’s glasses. Wednesday.