Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 28th, 2018

RT @expectproblems: True or not, it says a lot that this doesn’t surprise me. https://t.co/P6ClP2JgKF

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RT @kylealden: “As you can see, touching it does nothing” https://t.co/UWSwJoDQKj

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RT @peterseibel: Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I’ll spend the first twelve sharpening the axe. —A programmer. https://t.co/ENGD…

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@jonoabroad It’s an Adelaide podcast. These are good words, James.

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@jonoabroad Oh. That. I haven’t listened back, so I can’t remember much of it.

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PPantsdown Who *hasn’t* walked around with sandpaper in their underwear?

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@Andreas_Haggman Well they do make a bit of a mess of your road vehicle of choice,

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“Cambridge Analytica’s secret coding sauce allegedly leaked” https://t.co/PHkVjNdFiL

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@Andreas_Haggman Kinda, I guess, though it’s the first time I’ve heard this kangaroo thing.

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno Also, Samsung make a track-mounted version of their sentry robot.… https://t.co/fyLbh6TGmq

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno No, they’ll keep trying to re-invent the bus. It’s their destiny.

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@jpwarren Yep. Track the mobs, predict when they’re likely to wander onto busy roads, and re-route the coaches in advance. Pin@jxeenono.

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@jpwarren This is why the Norwegian railways are equipped with ReindeerCam. https://t.co/g3SEO79RBy https://t.co/UqjOJq1qE7

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I like “excessive kangaroos on the road”. https://t.co/gyU1g1fxeL

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@bigbadave @ArmsControlWonk It was more about the question of how do you even escalate with the intention of de-esc… https://t.co/dV9HW0X9SI

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RT @JWhiteWildlife: The Gang-gang cockatoos are out in force around Melbourne at the moment. They have one of my favourite calls, like a sq…

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If you enjoyed my goat-related conversations in Launceston last month, you may be interested to know that Willow Cr… https://t.co/j2lAWEVUHg

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@ArmsControlWonk Not sure that I’m reassured by the nuclear strategy being characterised as “Escalate to YOLO”.

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Listening to the latest @ArmsControlWonk podcast “Russian Nuclear Doctrine and Escalation”, which should cheer me u… https://t.co/5jDs5smzEM

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botandy hot singles in your neighbourhood are stripping the skin from a hitchhiker with the power of their minds

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@jonoabroad The raw recording of the livestream is at https://t.co/GJFGkluSGn and will be replaced by the edited an… https://t.co/O9SmNpiRH9

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It’s true. The Spanish Inquisition hardly knew anything about me. https://t.co/VHrtNe7QZv

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But you’ll hear him approaching from the distance about a week before that. https://t.co/AE1iGCu5pO

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RT @snurb_dot_info: Oh Jeebus, Julie Bishop dressed down the Russian ambassador in front of the full media pack ? That’s a piece of blatant…

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RT @suziruffell: I’m really bored of being asked ‘what’s it like being a woman in comedy?’ It’s the same as being a man in comedy except yo…

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RT @_wangwe: Being an adult has taught me that naps are the remedy to everything.

Angry?
Take a nap.

Sleepy?
Take a nap

Tired?
Take a…

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RT @christianhern: Ouch “Facebook’s recent loss is now greater than the total market value of such companies as Qualcomm ($85b), Starbucks…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well he likes a bit more jungle down there. Which I presume is a bit rougher than a ladygarden.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, well, it is certainly remarkable stuff.

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@R_Chirgwin They should get Sean Penn to edit their stuff. https://t.co/LWyXObEhXj

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“Stormy Daniels Directed a Cyberpunk Porn Thriller That Predicted Our Current Dystopia: Released in 2010, ‘The Chat… https://t.co/6UklPApvAS

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @ashabeeeee Also, I don’t know ho@ashabeeeeeee stays sane. And now she’s loose in the US and stuff.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @ashabeeeee I sometime wonder whether your employer isn’t the only organisation in Austra… https://t.co/ddvWsqIcEO

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“AWS scores IRAP protected-level [Australian] government security tick” by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/WZPAoCkMuy Big… https://t.co/ngJAmNY7EI

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Hey @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus, don’t you just love how these three recent stories from @ashabeeeee go so well toget… https://t.co/hxEirBhZ3q

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RT @thejoshl: we’re officially living in BOJACK HORSEMAN https://t.co/L7KeUyPVLZ

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@ashabeeeee For folks outside Australia, the Privacy Act here does not apply to political parties, so they can do w… https://t.co/241uXXXCYR

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“​Australian pollies shut down calls for transparency over data use” by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/g3pWI2bof0

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@paulkidd @oberonsghost @jonoabroad You are not the fritz person to say that.

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@oberonsghost @paulkidd @jonoabroad Bratwursticide would be just the wurst punishment.

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Hey @CptHollingworth you need to work this into your regular narratives. https://t.co/0cCd9ZxDyu

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The nap was only partially helpful. Sigh. Must continue to rearrange a couple of things.

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KateEmerson88 I hope people who hide behind VPN’s understand this… pic.twitter.com/0qtR43i6b7

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I was falling asleep on the train, so I think I might have a quick nap, and then do some work this evening when it’… https://t.co/po3ksJm304

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@BXGD I am ashamed not to have remembered that. So few flags amounts to little more than a quick chat over coffee.

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RT @francismmaxwell: I guess a white man dressed in body armor carrying a fully loaded weapon doesn’t make an officer ‘fear for his life’ a…

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@johnb78 @SuperCroup @VirginWinesAus Further to our chat about surprise wine, I’m back in the Mountains today and c… https://t.co/ABST2gCLFC

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RT @preetholt: Philip Glass installed a dishwasher at Robert Hughes’ House back when he was a plumber. That is a thing that happened. https…

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RT @LaTrioli: If you sing this to the tune of “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General” it actually works quite well. https://t.co/GD…

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@TeamBloomart @JohnBirmingham Australia Post has a data marketing arm, run as a commercial business. Use their ID a… https://t.co/F4a8DdUJ9R

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RT @trentyarwood: Today’s talk on big data in health and patient confidentiality is brought to you by pseudoephedrine.

It’s just like phen…

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More imagery of the new Penrith footbridge under construction. pic.twitter.com/NKbwiEzC5e

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Crossing the Nepean, once more showing the new footbridge being extruded across the river. instagram.com/p/Bg2YTFJFCfF/

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RT @BoeingAustralia: #BoeingHorizonX makes its first international investment in Australia-based @MyriotaGlobal, a nanosatellite communicat…

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RT @danprimack: I hope Congress asks Zuck historical questions in non-chronological order — and one random one over and over and over — j…

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AFP China’s Xi has accepted Kim’s invitation to visit North Korea: KCNA state media reports

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@ashabeeeee I AM GOING TO WENTWORTH FALLS AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

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RT @TheAPJournalist: Xinhua: Kim told Xi that the situation on the Korean Peninsula is starting to get better and that North Korea is willi…

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@JohnBirmingham @VirtualTal I now need to know what footnote 14 is all about.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Because yes, all these “speakers” are really also “listeners”. https://t.co/QzKSTnFRa9

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Wow. This is really, really special. Not even @JohnBirmingham can write this well. https://t.co/LWyXObEhXj

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sam_vinograd @ZcohenCNN Dialogue between / among everyone but US @CNN @cnni

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RT @ZcohenCNN: In a statement, the White House said, ‘We see this development as further evidence that our campaign of maximum pressure is…

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RT @ZcohenCNN: The White House said the Chinese government called them today to brief them on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s visit to Be…

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Any of you have an iPhone X that I could, er… borrow. Yes. Borrow. Oh look, what’s that over there? https://t.co/npb5lUGsgm

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RT @mwyres: “…Mork, calling Ork…” https://t.co/G9T9mT8FwE

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@jpwarren And deeper, I guess, for the deep learning.

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Press release just now: “Pure Storage’s industry-first AI-Ready Infrastructure (AIRI), powered by NVIDIA, will allo… https://t.co/BUpiCwoz8z

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RT @seanhn: Former head of Military Intel on the farce that is Ireland’s non-existent capabilities: “we don’t even know what’s in our own s…

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RT @seanhn: I’d love to know exactly what the report on Russian activities in Ireland will contain given our counter-espionage capabilities…

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@AustCyber @QuintessenceLab No, you’re still not going to get me to watch a TED talk. Not even with quality Aussie cybers.

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@chrizap @davidwroe Yep yep, just looking at the first part in isolation. Riffing off the idea.

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So “unofficial”, in fact, that they stood formally in front of their national flags. https://t.co/XqN4h9TE3B

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“Seven West Media sells Yahoo7 to Oath, with CEO Ed Harrison to exit” https://t.co/itjx0rHv0Q

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janisfrayer BREAKING: And there they are… Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping in historic first meeting in . @NBCNews pic.twitter.com/3aZN9Jdad8

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RT @andrestaltz: Medium

“Excuse me, we’re about to show you an article we didn’t write, someone else did it for free on our site.

Before…

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@CraigsOverItAll Ah. This explains why I’ve never heard of him. Ta.

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@chrizap @davidwroe Thanks, Chris. I follow his argument about trust, but it’d be interesting to know how people it… https://t.co/MedXIAKj9p

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My iPad autocorrect just changed “soju” to “solution”, and I approve.

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RT @donachaidh: I am shocked — SHOCKED! — to learn the Intercept grotesquely misrepresented facts in a way that made law enforcement look b…

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RT @classywarfare: Christ, there’s going to be a “heartwarming” story in the NYT in 20 years of a grandparent, parent, and child all deploy…

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RT @classywarfare: Sometime in January 2020, a brand new private is going to get orders to deploy to Afghanistan in support of an operation…

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RT @broderick: I just watched a gender reveal video on Facebook where a guy puts a watermelon full of blue jello in a live alligator’s mout…

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark I like parrots, mostly. Some of them are jerk birds.

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Do we know who asked this question (and its little speech about trust)? https://t.co/x8rChG5qvQ

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@franksting @NewtonMark @jeamland There were really serious chem trails over Adelaide on Sunday, then later that da… https://t.co/bzTCYC2ugi

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Yeah I think it’s Microsoft who’s fucked here. https://t.co/enjv09Kr98

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@techoglot My pleasure. Thank you all for making it possible.

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You can see my tea today but not my pho. pic.twitter.com/lButgZyeVL

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@NewtonMark Especially if they’re, say, a cabinet minister who doesn’t understand how percentages work.

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Wed plan: Slow start (done); pho (quite soon); 1218 train to Wentworth Falls; commit acts of journalism en route; t… https://t.co/w2OjzoPOoV

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Also, “That’s defamatory” (capable of damaging someone’s “good reputation”) is not the same as “That’s defamation”… https://t.co/6yY739qBKm

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Remember, kids, the angry retort “That’s defamatory” is not the same as saying “No”.

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Especially conspiracy theorists who drive taxis. https://t.co/w7ls2vteKO

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RT @NewtonMark: People who voted “no,” hate Muslims, and believe Dutton about African gangs and white farmers also happen to believe in mir…

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I have no idea who Sheldon is, but the very fact that he’s named Sheldon makes this work for me. https://t.co/urIYtFX3OS

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RT @philwalter1058: (Whispers) Maybe not a good thing to publicly announce. https://t.co/bNTAgY7I87

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RT @drspacejunk: Skylab was swept into a narrative characterised as ‘from outback to outer space’. Tiangong 1 could evoke the Chinese diasp…

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RT @drspacejunk: Australians embraced the US Skylab - but if parts of Tiangong 1 land on Australia, how will they be received given our ver…

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cathywilcox1 The Minister exercises his discretion.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/hxzrlL3iLM

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best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Lie”
Back in “Families” pic.twitter.com/wSlbm29jYV

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RT @Stonekettle: Biff Jr.

From the unmade Back to the Future sequel where Biff went back in time and had sex with himself resulting in…

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dariodactyl ILLUMINATI HQ: “How do we turn these lefties against their own movement? …Wait I know!” pic.twitter.com/KoKElx4hiN

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@Alloys @UniviewTech Tonight I’ll tweet some links to the stories I referenced in my presentation. If I remember.

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The @Alloys team was introducing @UniviewTech, “pioneer of IP video surveillance” and “third largest player in vide… https://t.co/xxJlmp2LXi

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For my Corporate Largesse disclosure, I should say that the roadshow just finished was for @Alloys, a tech distribu… https://t.co/g0qnZIuTZS

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@SnarkyPlatypus There was just him and me and the local product manager from Melbourne, who is Malaysian-Chinese di… https://t.co/YelVNQtXOl

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@SnarkyPlatypus But it was an end-of-project dinner with a Chinese host so there was nothing I could do. And soju.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I remember soju. And I remember the repeated phrase “This is not a competition” followed by laughter. And more soju.

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Each species of database is optimised for factors relevant to the proposal application. Blockchain, for example, is… https://t.co/gY3JTWKhTc

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dr_nic Burn it all. pic.twitter.com/VrKPnEoRlZ

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Wed plan, outline draft: Slow start, thank the Gods; recombobulate my schedule after all the travelling; train to W… https://t.co/fXtPKTUuY3

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sosadtoday don’t cry because it’s over, cry because you have addictive tendencies and want it to happen 1000000 more times

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@VirtualTal @ashabeeeee Don’t we take that as a given now?

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RT @ashabeeeee: Yep. That’s all of the words. 😒 https://t.co/g5G7FHWZqK

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RT @danielohunter: Red roo @UNSWScience Fowler’s Gap arid research station. Such a supremely well adapted boom and bust animal. #wildoz htt…

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Wednesday. The tram does not stop at Lindisfarne, even if you did find the old woman’s glasses. Wednesday.

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