Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 28th, 2018

expectproblems True or not, it says a lot that this doesn’t surprise me. pic.twitter.com/P6ClP2JgKF

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kylealden “As you can see, touching it does nothing” twitter.com/pierce/status/…

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peterseibel Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I’ll spend the first twelve sharpening the axe. —A programmer.twitter.com/girlziplocked/…I

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@jonoabroad It’s an Adelaide podcast. These are good words, James.

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@jonoabroad Oh. That. I haven’t listened back, so I can’t remember much of it.

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PPantsdown Who *hasn’t* walked around with sandpaper in their underwear?

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@Andreas_Haggman Well they do make a bit of a mess of your road vehicle of choice,

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“Cambridge Analytica’s secret coding sauce allegedly leaked” nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/03/28/cam…

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@Andreas_Haggman Kinda, I guess, though it’s the first time I’ve heard this kangaroo thing.

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno Also, Samsung make a track-mounted version of their sentry robot…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mq

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@NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno No, they’ll keep trying to re-invent the bus. It’s their destiny.

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@jpwarren Yep. Track the mobs, predict when they’re likely to wander onto busy roads, and re-route the coaches in advance. Ping @jxeeno.

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I like “excessive kangaroos on the road”. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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@bigbadave @ArmsControlWonk It was more about the question of how do you even escalate with the intention of de-esc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SI

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JWhiteWildlife The Gang-gang cockatoos are out in force around Melbourne at the moment. They have one of my favourite calls, like..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xR

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If you enjoyed my goat-related conversations in Launceston last month, you may be interested to know that Willow Cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hg

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@ArmsControlWonk Not sure that I’m reassured by the nuclear strategy being characterised as “Escalate to YOLO”.

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Listening to the latest @ArmsControlWonk podcast “Russian Nuclear Doctrine and Escalation”, which should cheer me u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EM

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botandy hot singles in your neighbourhood are stripping the skin from a hitchhiker with the power of their minds

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@jonoabroad The raw recording of the livestream is at spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… and will be replaced by the edited an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H9

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It’s true. The Spanish Inquisition hardly knew anything about me. twitter.com/jleyden/status…

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But you’ll hear him approaching from the distance about a week before that. twitter.com/Herring1967/st…

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snurb_dot_info Oh Jeebus, Julie Bishop dressed down the Russian ambassador in front of the full media pack ? That’s a piece of bla..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SO

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suziruffell I’m really bored of being asked ‘what’s it like being a woman in comedy?’ It’s the same as being a man in comedy ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mY

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_wangwe Being an adult has taught me that naps are the remedy to everything.

Angry?
Take a nap.

Sleepy?
Take a nap

Tir..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MI

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christianhern Ouch “Facebook’s recent loss is now greater than the total market value of such companies as Qualcomm ($85b), Starb..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9S

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well he likes a bit more jungle down there. Which I presume is a bit rougher than a ladygarden.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah yes, well, it is certainly remarkable stuff.

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“Stormy Daniels Directed a Cyberpunk Porn Thriller That Predicted Our Current Dystopia: Released in 2010, ‘The Chat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…AS

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @ashabeeeee Also, I don’t know how @ashabeeeee stays sane. And now she’s loose in the US and stuff.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @ashabeeeee I sometime wonder whether your employer isn’t the only organisation in Austra..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EO

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“AWS scores IRAP protected-level [Australian] government security tick” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/aws-sc… Big..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EI

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Hey @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus, don’t you just love how these three recent stories from @ashabeeeee go so well toget..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3q

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thejoshl we’re officially living in BOJACK HORSEMAN pic.twitter.com/L7KeUyPVLZ

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@ashabeeeee For folks outside Australia, the Privacy Act here does not apply to political parties, so they can do w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YR

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“​Australian pollies shut down calls for transparency over data use” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@paulkidd @oberonsghost @jonoabroad You are not the fritz person to say that.

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@oberonsghost @paulkidd @jonoabroad Bratwursticide would be just the wurst punishment.

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Hey @CptHollingworth you need to work this into your regular narratives. twitter.com/lace_lipstick/…

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The nap was only partially helpful. Sigh. Must continue to rearrange a couple of things.

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KateEmerson88 I hope people who hide behind VPN’s understand this… pic.twitter.com/0qtR43i6b7

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I was falling asleep on the train, so I think I might have a quick nap, and then do some work this evening when it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…04

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@BXGD I am ashamed not to have remembered that. So few flags amounts to little more than a quick chat over coffee.

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francismmaxwell I guess a white man dressed in body armor carrying a fully loaded weapon doesn’t make an officer ‘fear for his life..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jo

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@johnb78 @SuperCroup @VirginWinesAus Further to our chat about surprise wine, I’m back in the Mountains today and c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FC

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preetholt Philip Glass installed a dishwasher at Robert Hughes’ House back when he was a plumber. That is a thing that happen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Al

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LaTrioli If you sing this to the tune of “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General” it actually works quite well. twitter.com/peter77764640/…

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@TeamBloomart @JohnBirmingham Australia Post has a data marketing arm, run as a commercial business. Use their ID a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9R

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trentyarwood Today’s talk on big data in health and patient confidentiality is brought to you by pseudoephedrine.

It’s just lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k8

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More imagery of the new Penrith footbridge under construction. pic.twitter.com/NKbwiEzC5e

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Crossing the Nepean, once more showing the new footbridge being extruded across the river. instagram.com/p/Bg2YTFJFCfF/

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BoeingAustralia makes its first international investment in Australia-based @MyriotaGlobal, a nanosatellite communi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jn

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danprimack I hope Congress asks Zuck historical questions in non-chronological order — and one random one over and over and o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8S

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AFP China’s Xi has accepted Kim’s invitation to visit North Korea: KCNA state media reports

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@ashabeeeee I AM GOING TO WENTWORTH FALLS AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

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TheAPJournalist Xinhua: Kim told Xi that the situation on the Korean Peninsula is starting to get better and that North Korea is wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yh

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@JohnBirmingham @VirtualTal I now need to know what footnote 14 is all about.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Because yes, all these “speakers” are really also “listeners”. twitter.com/technology/sta…

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Wow. This is really, really special. Not even @JohnBirmingham can write this well. twitter.com/Anna_Mazz/stat…

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sam_vinograd @ZcohenCNN Dialogue between / among everyone but US @CNN @cnni

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ZcohenCNN In a statement, the White House said, ‘We see this development as further evidence that our campaign of maximum pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HL

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ZcohenCNN The White House said the Chinese government called them today to brief them on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DQ

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Any of you have an iPhone X that I could, er… borrow. Yes. Borrow. Oh look, what’s that over there? twitter.com/mainframed767/…

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mwyres “…Mork, calling Ork…” twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@jpwarren And deeper, I guess, for the deep learning.

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Press release just now: “Pure Storage’s industry-first AI-Ready Infrastructure (AIRI), powered by NVIDIA, will allo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8z

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seanhn Former head of Military Intel on the farce that is Ireland’s non-existent capabilities: “we don’t even know what’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tv

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seanhn I’d love to know exactly what the report on Russian activities in Ireland will contain given our counter-espionage..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DV

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@AustCyber @QuintessenceLab No, you’re still not going to get me to watch a TED talk. Not even with quality Aussie cybers.

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@jpwarren Bloody brilliant get by the @BuzzFeedOz crew. Again.

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@chrizap @davidwroe Yep yep, just looking at the first part in isolation. Riffing off the idea.

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So “unofficial”, in fact, that they stood formally in front of their national flags. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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“Seven West Media sells Yahoo7 to Oath, with CEO Ed Harrison to exit” mumbrella.com.au/seven-west-med…

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janisfrayer BREAKING: And there they are… Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping in historic first meeting in . @NBCNews pic.twitter.com/3aZN9Jdad8

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andrestaltz Medium

“Excuse me, we’re about to show you an article we didn’t write, someone else did it for free on our site…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uu

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@CraigsOverItAll Ah. This explains why I’ve never heard of him. Ta.

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@chrizap @davidwroe Thanks, Chris. I follow his argument about trust, but it’d be interesting to know how people it..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9p

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My iPad autocorrect just changed “soju” to “solution”, and I approve.

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donachaidh I am shocked — SHOCKED! — to learn the Intercept grotesquely misrepresented facts in a way that made law enforcementwitter.com/i/web/status/9…bweM

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classywarfare Christ, there’s going to be a “heartwarming” story in the NYT in 20 years of a grandparent, parent, and child all d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qs

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classywarfare Sometime in January 2020, a brand new private is going to get orders to deploy to Afghanistan in support of an oper..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ac

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broderick I just watched a gender reveal video on Facebook where a guy puts a watermelon full of blue jello in a live alligat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SQ

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark I like parrots, mostly. Some of them are jerk birds.

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Do we know who asked this question (and its little speech about trust)? twitter.com/chrizap/status…

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@franksting @NewtonMark @jeamland There were really serious chem trails over Adelaide on Sunday, then later that da..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gi

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Yeah I think it’s Microsoft who’s fucked here. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@techoglot My pleasure. Thank you all for making it possible.

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You can see my tea today but not my pho. pic.twitter.com/lButgZyeVL

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@NewtonMark Especially if they’re, say, a cabinet minister who doesn’t understand how percentages work.

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Wed plan: Slow start (done); pho (quite soon); 1218 train to Wentworth Falls; commit acts of journalism en route; t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oV

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Celeste_pewter This has to be the weirdest merging of corporate entertainment meets the 24-hour news cycle, yet. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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Also, “That’s defamatory” (capable of damaging someone’s “good reputation”) is not the same as “That’s defamation”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Km

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Remember, kids, the angry retort “That’s defamatory” is not the same as saying “No”.

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Especially conspiracy theorists who drive taxis. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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NewtonMark People who voted “no,” hate Muslims, and believe Dutton about African gangs and white farmers also happen to believ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cg

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I have no idea who Sheldon is, but the very fact that he’s named Sheldon makes this work for me. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…

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jpwarren Vive la guillotine! twitter.com/mcclure111/sta…

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philwalter1058 (Whispers) Maybe not a good thing to publicly announce. twitter.com/spectatorindex…

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drspacejunk Skylab was swept into a narrative characterised as ‘from outback to outer space’. Tiangong 1 could evoke the Chines..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oh

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drspacejunk Australians embraced the US Skylab - but if parts of Tiangong 1 land on Australia, how will they be received given..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GE

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cathywilcox1 The Minister exercises his discretion.
My @smh cartoon. pic.twitter.com/hxzrlL3iLM

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best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Lie”
Back in “Families” pic.twitter.com/wSlbm29jYV

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Stonekettle Biff Jr.

From the unmade Back to the Future sequel where Biff went back in time and had sex with himself result..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wl

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dariodactyl ILLUMINATI HQ: “How do we turn these lefties against their own movement? …Wait I know!” pic.twitter.com/KoKElx4hiN

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@Alloys @UniviewTech Tonight I’ll tweet some links to the stories I referenced in my presentation. If I remember.

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The @Alloys team was introducing @UniviewTech, “pioneer of IP video surveillance” and “third largest player in vide..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xi

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For my Corporate Largesse disclosure, I should say that the roadshow just finished was for @Alloys, a tech distribu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZS

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@SnarkyPlatypus There was just him and me and the local product manager from Melbourne, who is Malaysian-Chinese di..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ol

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@SnarkyPlatypus But it was an end-of-project dinner with a Chinese host so there was nothing I could do. And soju.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I remember soju. And I remember the repeated phrase “This is not a competition” followed by laughter. And more soju.

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Each species of database is optimised for factors relevant to the proposal application. Blockchain, for example, is..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tc

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dr_nic Burn it all. pic.twitter.com/VrKPnEoRlZ

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Wed plan, outline draft: Slow start, thank the Gods; recombobulate my schedule after all the travelling; train to W..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Y3

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sosadtoday don’t cry because it’s over, cry because you have addictive tendencies and want it to happen 1000000 more times

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ashabeeeee Yep. That’s all of the words. 😒 pic.twitter.com/g5G7FHWZqK

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danielohunter Red roo @UNSWScience Fowler’s Gap arid research station. Such a supremely well adapted boom and bust animal. pic.twitter.com/WEOj7YAMsA

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Wednesday. The tram does not stop at Lindisfarne, even if you did find the old woman’s glasses. Wednesday.

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