Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 1st, 2018

@pelagikat @JohnBirmingham Oh. No need. But I also won’t stop you, thanks. ;)

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profsarahj The party could, I guess, be renamed One Person

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This week’s @BackgroundBrief is already up. “Macquarie’d— The advice scandal at Australia’s fifth-largest bank”.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DB4

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TumshiePam Be a rebel wear matching t-shirts pic.twitter.com/ksNhJBhp7l

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That said, if anyone wants a quick blow job I’m sure we can some to some arrangement.

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I’ve found other revenue things to cover the costs. Some Pozible supporters decided to pay me anyway, enough to sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n6

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People are asking why I’m in Brisbane. I did AusCERT on the Gold Coast Wed–Fri, and asked for my return flight to btwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y5yc

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’d previous stayed at The Cullen in Melbourne, and knew I’d be getting a god deal. I don’t know Mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m at The Johnson in Spring Hill, one of the Art Series. artserieshotels.com.au/johnson/ I hadn’t noticed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV

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@bigmac Heh. I was prepared to go longer. I had about four minutes of material at least, plus ad libs. But I figure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gM

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@obliviousgeek No, alas, I didn’t hit the funding target for that, so I’m doing some other revenue-generating things while here.

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@OaaSvc @DrMoniqueMann [Nods] I’ll probably end up pulling the original @AICriminology research to read on the weekend.

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@michaelneale Welcome to The Zone. The Integration Team will be around tomorrow to perform The Adjustment.

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mishellbaker *question answered, next dude steps up to mic*

Hi, this is not so much a question and more of a—

*trap door op..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fD

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Just 15 minutes to Brisbane Central.

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@OaaSvc @DrMoniqueMann I’ve heard something similar from the FBI, I think it was. In reference to the quality, I mean.

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“Australia has second-highest concentration of dark net drug dealers per capita” abc.net.au/news/2018-06-0… pic.twitter.com/Sd3UATKc8X

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“Bega on alert as man armed with ‘knife and hammer’ on the loose” abc.net.au/news/2018-06-0… pic.twitter.com/zGPEQWmnRl

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“Criminal cartel charges expected to be laid against ANZ, ACCC confirms”, so there’s another bit of fun to look for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G2

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“Housing market drops for first time in 6 years, driven by Sydney and Melbourne” abc.net.au/news/2018-06-0… pic.twitter.com/OZGFFhngsE

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@CassyOConnorMP @stavvers This is a good point. Linguistically, it’s a very versatile word in Australian English, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ab

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I know none of these places until South Bank. I really don’t know Brisbane at all. pic.twitter.com/hHXLnY7ajo

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One hour remains to Brisbane Central.

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stavvers I find the US use of “cunt” deeply unpleasant and misogynistic, it’s gendered and is pretty much “bitch” but strong..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IG

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Right. Let’s go to Brisbane.

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@Wyld Have you got… Stockholm Syndrome?

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iiTalW Don’t let a narrow miss or other summons’ keep you from your calling to have a sick one this Friday. pic.twitter.com/ZCXm0O0IxG

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@incorrect How could you tell? This whole place will be underwater in 70 years anyway.

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PhillipAdams_1 Pauline Hanson announces she’s recruited Roseanne Barr

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You hardly need a topographical map to tell you that this landscape reeks of “reclaimed swamp”. pic.twitter.com/SloUrDepDX

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thingslucyreads IKEA pls pic.twitter.com/sq6Hkv4EOq

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Heh. “CBA sent over 650 emails holding data on 10k customers in error” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/cba-se… Bank..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pj

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@SnarkyPlatypus It is all very, very different. I mean, the same in many ways, obviously, but also different. I’m l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mc

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AndyDW_ Friday night. End of the work week. Must be time for putting googly eyes on things. pic.twitter.com/b0TYnDBzeP

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Gold Coast tram, the so-called G:link, is quite good. The usual kind of modern rolling stock, n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7A

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Need to read some more? Me at @zdnetaustralia slightly later: “State-sponsored cyber attacks deserve tougher respon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LH

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Need to read? Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “Australian real estate agents a trending target for cybercrime” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Worst “The Last Supper” parody ever. twitter.com/malware_traffi…

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@benraue The “state treasurer” is the California State Treasurer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Californi…

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mat California Governor’s ballot is something the fuck else pic.twitter.com/dwdEixTKan

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@SnarkyPlatypus Trains to Brisbane ever 30 minutes is acceptable, I think.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah! The trams are every 7 or 8 minutes. The Google Map is just telling me the best ones to catch fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ao

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@SnarkyPlatypus They’re quite a bit more frequent through the core Gold Coast strip. This is about meeting the trai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C0

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Fri plan, remainder: TGIF drinks (in progress); 1848* tram then train to Brisbane; supper and collapse.

* Or every..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…84

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@SnarkyPlatypus The bacon isn’t even especially hidden.

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“Fuck off. No hard feelings, m’kay?” twitter.com/GerryGannon/st…

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This is going to be… wonderful… or frightening. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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The QT G&T is Tanqueray Gin, Elderflower Quinine Syrup, Fresh Lime, Cucumber, Rosemary. The rosemary is a very nice..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p2

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@shwood @seamus @riskybusiness That was great fun, yes. Loved the spanking. Sadly, @seamus, I have to head to Brisb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lq

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So that’s it for the @AusCERT Cyber Security Conference for 2018. Thanks, everyone. More stories may appears on Monday.

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Hurrah! I was the only panellist who scored zero points because I was always on the losing side. VICTORY IS MINE!

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bigmac The talented @shwood couldn’t resist taking the stage for a joke about.. let’s just say, spanking. pic.twitter.com/CxBhEUJpA0

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So I argued that entire thing with data from 1988 not 1998. Which proves my point. twitter.com/winter_heidi/s…

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jamver . Speed Debate Question 5. China has it right, social ranking is the future

/judgy/ @stilgherrian sled..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xn

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I argued the PRO side in this one. Sadly, we lost. twitter.com/sasenka89/stat…

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winter_heidi @riskybusiness manages to turn ‘crypto mining in the browser is a terrible idea’ argument in to a complaint about T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VU

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I just led off the PRO team with an argument that @adambspencer described as “even by your standards, weird”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NF

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sasenka89 Speed debate #1 very controversial pic.twitter.com/iZogFcns3y

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bigmac Things are very @Snowden like here at the speed debate. With the amazing @adambspencer here in robot f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PT

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_Mike_Holm_ Pleasure to have @adambspencer with us in bot form today for the pic.twitter.com/3n8hRgikt3

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Am I meant to be somewhere specific?

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We start in 4 minutes, but no one has told me where I need to be.

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I’m over here preparing for the Speed Debate. Why? twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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@DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus You don’t really need that much room to commit homicide.

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joshgnosis Latham on 2GB says four minor parties have approached him to run at the next election

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@jamver And on an unrelated note, Nulka. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nulka Link at the bottom to the free book about its development.

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So tired. I think I’ll just sloth for a bit, then prepare for the Speed Debate* at 1545.

* Amphetami..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6

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Also known as “flinging your poo”. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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AtticusThomas Sydney has really outdone itself at Vivid this year. pic.twitter.com/CsDqLXPEVB

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SnarkyPlatypus I see the neverending Singaporean crime wave continues pic.twitter.com/UZc9eeE6aU

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dobes THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING!! twitter.com/acccgovau/stat…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Australian real estate agents a trending target for cybercrime”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “State-sponsored cyber attacks deserve tougher responses: @ASPI_org report”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rs

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@jamver Sure. :) I’ll wander down there now, and loiter.

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So now we all want to know which coin was involved, and which country the bad guys are from. We’re getting no hints..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek

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The actual crime being investigate is theft of company property (the coin). Civil litigation is happening in parallel.

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Only a few more details, as this investigation is live. The coin is also one that is still actively traded.

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The second case study is interesting. A seeming-legitimate company set-up with the foreign investor wanting to buy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4g

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Story cited just now: “Criminals stole about $1.6bn in cryptocurrency last year” (25 May) itnews.com.au/news/criminals…

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Moving on to cryptocurrencies, the cop says use it, sure, it’s legal, no drama. But there’s some caveats if you sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jC

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Their computers were two basic machines. The key would seem to be the specialist card-making equipment, most of whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Db

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Over six months these guys netted $250k before being arrested. The money has not been retrieved.

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First case study: 2 x suspects. had PII of 20,000 potential targets in a spreadsheet, were working their way throug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ho

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I see why there’s no photos to be taken in this session. We’re being shown redacted photos of dodgy cards and licen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6W

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An “Queensland ID pack” (drivers license, etc, presumably to 100 points) is $165. NSW Driver’s License $41.60. Medi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EE

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We’re being shown a place called Dream Market. “If you’re looking at it, no drama. If you’re buying stuff, there wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0U

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@QldPolice Bother. Current investigations. No recordings, no photos, and what we see is heavily redacted. I’ll just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp

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Next up for me: “Darknet Investigations and The Use of Crypto Currencies” by these two @QldPolice chaps…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rr

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Finally back in @AusCERT Cyber Security Conference sessions. conference.auscert.org.au/conference-pro… Follow or mute as you prefer.

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@chinahand We’re doing our best, certainly. :)

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@JohnBirmingham Dammit. It’ll have to be next time. I’m making the transition to Brisbane this evening.

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@incorrect @QT_Hotels The mirror has that cutout person on… oh wait, I see what you did there. Grrr.

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@QT_Hotels Still, @QT_Hotels Gold Coast has a couple of nice courtesy vehicles. pic.twitter.com/tmJLHCK3Ae

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Stepping into the lifts at @QT_Hotels Gold Coast continues to creep me out. pic.twitter.com/k5E4rfkC6h

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natecochrane The idea that levying GST drove mighty from Australia is a crock of self-serving BS. Other, far smaller ope..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BB

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OK, kids, time to get this show on the road.

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@jpwarren @dobes It is. They were a very popular thing in their day.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s in the restaurant at @QT_Hotels Gold Coast. Part of their meat locker is on display, with a glass wall.

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@jamver Thanks. It was easy enough, though. I just said “mules” to Alex, and sat back.

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@jamver You did, though I had some other things to do first.

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I do love this part of the @crikey_news out-of-office message. pic.twitter.com/Nacj77D9bO

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@vealmince @zdnetaustralia @ASPI_org @dobes I wasn ‘t brave enough for “cyberline”. But I would be happy to see these two edits made.

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@zdnetaustralia @ASPI_org I’d like to thank @dobes for leaving in the phrase “cross the cyber line”. Respect…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ql

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Fri plan: @AusCERT Cyber Security Conference (very soon, definitely) inc 1545 Speed Debate conference.auscert.org.au/conference-pro…,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cs

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@cafuego Well since I’m here, I might as well.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “State-sponsored cyber attacks deserve tougher responses: @ASPI_org report” zd.net/2J2nXCg

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I should probably head over to the conference soon, but like… pic.twitter.com/S0ZS8k2yAN

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@dobes If you ever run into Alex, just ask him to talk about mules and how they’re organised. I’ll look for a prope..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9G

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SydneyTom_ Wait for the end of season sales? twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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@dobes Top marks for finding a stock image with both Lego and an iPad. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Oh, did the Americans see a “cunt” in print somewhere? Poor petals. twitter.com/bgzimmer/statu…

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@zdnetaustralia I should probably emphasise that while the real estate agents are the hacking targets, the actual v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zh

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@zdnetaustralia My favourite bit of that story:

[Alex] Tilley is fascinated by mules. “Mules are brilliant,” he to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3O

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian real estate agents a trending target for cybercrime” zd.net/2skHcAI Con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eW

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workmanalice “The story all of Australia’s been tolerating.” twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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_robcorr POLICE: Can I see your driver’s licence, please.

AIRTASKER: I gave someone a lift and they reckon I’m a good drive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z4

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illywhacker_ Wait till she learns about the formation of the Labor Party. pic.twitter.com/QmBRMsNRBb

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My relationship with @CARROT_app is definitely not Stockholm Syndrome. twitter.com/CARROT_app/sta…

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Modest Proposal: Crinkle cut chips should really be called “potato scallops”. Right, Australia? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@lhjh70 @dfpiii @QT_Hotels I shall keep fighting the good fight.

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Brand new @ASPI_ICPC policy paper: “Deterrence in cyberspace” by @C_Painter aspi.org.au/report/deterre… “Spare the cost..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IK

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MollyJongFast She’s a buxom reality television star with a heart of gold. He’s a kleptocrat with skin the color of 1970s Applian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6m

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@SnarkyPlatypus I will start sending you some of the foreign policy papers that discuss this point. @ASPI_org and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K2

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@SnarkyPlatypus @AusCERT Thank you. I think it’s an easy topic, however. People are terrible and need to be judged.

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@AusCERT @SnarkyPlatypus I wasn’t at the @AusCERT Conference last year, but here’s the Speed Debate from 2016. That..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EA

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Fri plan, draft: 0900 @AusCERT Cyber Security Conference inc 1545 Speed Debate conference.auscert.org.au/conference-pro…, follow or m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gn

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s true. That plate lacks black pudding. Also, why are you awake?

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Friday. This is mostly your fault. Pick that up now. Friday.

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