Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 3rd, 2018

TheNTNews BARNY TROUBLE: I STUCK MY DICKY IN MY CHICKY AND IT BECAME A BIT TRICKY

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londonlass666 Yet another unrealistic body expectation… pic.twitter.com/OCRzfnwyok

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jpwarren Mute filters are at 20% Captain. They cannae hold!

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RobCoco This is the most amazing paragraph I’ve ever read in my whole life. pic.twitter.com/sZmttiwLmR

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joshgnosis Meanwhile on Sky News twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Maybe the occasional short series, “Dud Roots of the Nationals”.

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“Tonight on ‘Dud Roots’ we look at that time when… [etc]”

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Would anyone like me to spend 40 minutes on television talking about the times I’ve had sex and it was, in hindsigh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pz

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Yes, I just deleted and retweeted this tweet several times. I wanted to get the right version of the photo in there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wq

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 418: Cybers and a river in Queensland” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/41… Covers 28 May to 3 Jun. pic.twitter.com/OWDiCR5PZy

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samdastyari Let’s just say it - @markhumphries would have nailed this interview for less than $150k. pic.twitter.com/xzT7cGyu8V

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_Youtshisouma L’évolution des 4 saisons sur la petite île fascinante de Kotisaari en Finlande 😍 pic.twitter.com/Xvq1qKny3W

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I still can’t get over one of the stalls at Eat Street Northside charging $12 for a banh mi.

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@semibogan Mate, people announce that they’ve made a coffee. An actual job IS the Twitter equivalent of a Nobel.

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@D_Keating It’s been lovely, thank you.

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New blog post: Weekly Wrap 418: Cybers and a river in Queensland” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/41… Covers 28 May to 3 Jun. pic.twitter.com/kiFH8t3GJc

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nehadk Nah, no one has ever contemplated this. Thanks for highlighting. twitter.com/mrmikechristia…

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marleybennett With the benefit of hindsight, accepting this modelling job was definitely a mistake pic.twitter.com/FeKHUaqX3F

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SquigglyRick 1. Extremely new shovel.

2. Jumper from Indigenous event the night before. Bought the merchandise but not the plan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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@jonkudelka Penguins can be very unreliable witnesses.

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fart “Always Follow Your Dreams…” -Jon Hendren pic.twitter.com/atev8qIOQn

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NeilMcMahon Will you be watching the Barnaby Joyce @sundaynighton7 interview tonight?

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@JohnBirmingham Maybe I’ll hit there tomorrow night, if they’re open.

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@JohnBirmingham Well it was going to be The Alliance, but the bastards are closed tonight. So I’ve gone to the Huna..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…05

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On the Brisbane, for the third and final time..instagram.com/p/BjjnHMBhZGb/…Ei

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synecadelic A problem has be to your computer pic.twitter.com/hhINM8yYAX

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I’ve decided to avoid South Bank and have dinner at the pub near my hotel in Spring Hill.

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@rubyblue70 Thank you. It doesn’t suit me tonight, but if they’re open on Monday I might check them out.

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We’re changing ferry crews at Hawthorne. Captain going off shift tells captain coming on shift that she’ll see some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uB

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Wondering whether to have dinner at South Bank or somewhere on the other side. A certain amount of laziness is starting to emerge.

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Northshore Hamilton Wharf and my water-chariot up-river. pic.twitter.com/W6QJyRngET

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Overall, despite the rowdy funfair atmosphere, it’d be a pleasant place to spend the afternoon eating and drinking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eu

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Much as I’m enjoying sitting here, I’m getting the next ferry back up-river. pic.twitter.com/TTmZH2SVtl

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4corners Part 1 of Trump/Russia starts tomorrow. @FergusonNews tracks the ties between @realDonaldTrump, his business empire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R9

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ReFrameThat @NewtonMark @united Standing by this tweet: pic.twitter.com/EaKyuc0L4g

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thinkpiecebot Why Are Teens So Obsessed With Jesus’ Love?

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@JonoH I think this tiny little bar is a special secret place.

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The RAN crews lowered the flags at the minute of sunset. Because that’s what you do.

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FXMC1957 3 June 1899. English cricket legend W.G.Grace became the first man to play test cricket beyond the age of 50. pic.twitter.com/WZQkApS6B2

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@SydneyTom_ OK, that’s just straight up disrespect.

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damonayoung “Where are you from?”

“Australia.”

“Where in Australia?”

“Hobart.”

“What’s it near?”

“Mt Wellington.”

“Huh?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nC

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The TSI flag too, of course, but if I had to choose a favourite bit of heraldry, well, your mainlander cousins win. Sorry.

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I tell you what, the Aboriginal flag looks damn fine flying from the mainmast of a warship.

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Jeff_Sparrow Apparently, this is real. pic.twitter.com/JxyhBZvlXt

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It’s Reconciliation Week. Those ships are also flying the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islands flags.

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There’s also a couple Huon-class minehunters tied up there. pic.twitter.com/9a0lEjonvh

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AyrtonEvans_ You pay $10 and you can get YouTube Red for one month, no ads, watch anything you want.

You pay $20 or $30 at the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx

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A white reggae band is playing. Sad panda.

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Hendricks Crow: 1 x Hendricks gin, Apple, pear, grape juice. pic.twitter.com/0ww0FoPU42

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I’m at a place optimistically named Eat Street Northshore. It is made from disused shipping containers, mostly. A q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m1

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Disembarked at Northshore Hamilton and looking back upstream. The RAN vessel tied up on the right bears pennant num..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D7

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More bridges, and the shoreline of Kangaroo Point. pic.twitter.com/esTwq7xLPw

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@dobes @voltagex I agree. I’m almost inspired to pitch a column just so you can use it.

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@aleeb88 I’m having a horrible, horrible day.

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My water-chariot arrives for the long run down-river. pic.twitter.com/rNhtKlu4zG

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Just noticed I didn’t correctly thread all of today’s tweets about exploring Brisbane. You’ll just have to cope.

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@mattdasilva Even more of a reason to go then! I see you know that I’m a fan of Brutalist architecture.

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Well, here’s even more of a reason to get to South Bank today. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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phbarratt The poor dear clearly doesn’t understand the idea of fluctuations around a trend, nor that a single data point is n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YC

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GreenJ I think Rowan should be compelled to present this segment in his underpants. Suit brings too much gravitas. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Tim_Beshara There is now more of Australia managed for biodiversity in Indigenous Protected Areas than by state govts in our Na..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…on

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@DavidFeng @markhumphries @TheFeedSBS @stinson What I can with certainly is that @markhumphries has a lot of explaining to do. As always.

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@aggerchez @morebento And it’s open until 8pm on Sundays. Sold. I’ll have another glass of wine, then get the ferry down-river.

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Blue cheese. Riesling. Two of my favourite things. The salad was generous with the quality blue cheese, beautifully..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XG

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@DavidFeng Hah! That is a classic effort from my friend @markhumphries and the glorious crew at @TheFeedSBS.

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Today, 3 June, is Insect Repellent Awareness Day. daysoftheyear.com/days/insect-re…

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@expectproblems On the other hand, I just saw a magpie steal someone’s food, so this pleases me.

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@expectproblems It does seem very good, even if it’s full of the kind of people who’d be part of a tennis club.

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Light lunch at Saint Lucy’s, Uni of Queensland Tennis Club. Salad: rocket & grilled pear salad, blue cheese & vinai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gi

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@JustJimWillDo Depends whether you mean cricket bat quality or just quaffing quality.

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@morebento So Brisbane, what would you recommend down this way? pic.twitter.com/SrrdW1HUUX

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@morebento Oh thanks, though after St Lucia I’ll probably do the full run down-river to Northshore Hamilton. Just c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L

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Not all technicals are made by Toyota. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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benpobjie Let’s hope so, they’re gross twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Ken Reinhard, “The Red Cube” (1986). Not a good photo, more a reminder for me to get a better photo later. pic.twitter.com/eMUkuwF4aL

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Into the wilds of Brisbane, Day Two.

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Sun plan, supplemental: The key question for me now is “Which way? Up-river first? Or down-river first?” I’ll head..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tE

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Sunday plan, rough outline refined: Very slow start (done); travel the entire CityCat run along the Brisbane River,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7q

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dotMudge So let me get this straight: the prize for demonstrating you can bypass perimeter security is… an always on third..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2u

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jjn1 Now why does this remind one of Jeremy Clarkson? twitter.com/PessimistsArc/…

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beneltham I feel like Helen Dale’s Spectator bio misses a couple of important points about her Miles Franklin award pic.twitter.com/bycrCoELwP

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samdastyari My dickhead tweet made the US. thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri… twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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This looks like a fine program, so congratulations to the folks who made it happen. Maybe there’s a poin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jo

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Correct. And as foretold, it has come to pass. twitter.com/itgrrl/status/…

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Actually we didn’t. I drank from the ground water brought up by the farm’s pump.

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I am such a sucker for roasted tomatoes, and in the matter of roast tomatoes, roma tomatoes reign supreme.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re not thinking of the 1942 promotional campaign to “Discover Japan at Changi”?

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@Taezar Does “in my room while wearing a dressing gown” count as awesome? I think it does.

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CarlinRasky I was at a bar the other night and overheard this guy hitting on a girl by asking “what do you look for in a man?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tE

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Soon, there will be eggs.

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ehdannyboy Men with beards looking upwards for your viewing pleasure. Don’t say I don’t give you anything pic.twitter.com/ft2M7kQ5h4

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@SnarkyPlatypus To be fair “Bemusing a Singaporean” isn’t much of a challenge.

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@CARROT_app Sunday plan, rough outline: Very slow start, because why not; something involving a river and a ferry b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jp

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Sunday. Too many spoons. Waste. Sunday.

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