Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 7th, 2018

edbott OK, this is a good joke. twitter.com/WPJohnWagner/s…

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snurbbotinfo Ugh, publisher house styles. Not that ugly Mac Excel graphs in Rudd-style whiteanting of govt would be cute.

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@nehadk @ScottRhodie Good boy. Avoid us, we’re terrible people.

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OK, people, I’m going to lift my game from now on. twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…

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@ScottRhodie @nehadk Maybe compared with what I do, but I’m mostly pointless.

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@ScottRhodie @nehadk 1. Why does work count more than personal health? 2. Nehad works in PR, so the world will get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr

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@ScottRhodie @nehadk No, why “I’d like to be able to get up for work”?

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@NicholasFryer The key point is that the chicken and avocado pie was not as delicious as it might appear from the photographs.

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@zackster This is remarkable. The film editing is great.

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zackster Oh wow, an Indian Pink Floyd cover of Hey You youtu.be/94xQHpczEso

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What Australia needs to know now is exactly how long you can hold in a poo before you just have to let it go.

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Wait, what? Are you saying that he held his poo in for… days? twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…

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MichaelSmyth_ This legend jogged from Sydney to Melbourne.. and not once did he consider dropping his strides. pic.twitter.com/WuaBjxOT9S

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Final retweet: Earlier today, at your request, I recorded a review of this… this… this so-called chicken and av..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hP

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@R_Chirgwin Burt the Turtle knew where things were at.

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maxuthink I feel like having a centre for western civilisation in a university is a bit like having a designated centre for b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ig

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kylegriffin1 The alleged Eagles fans who were attending Trump’s ‘Celebration of America’ were apparently RNC staffers.

An RNC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sv

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davidfolkenflik No big whoop, just one of Potus’ closest advisers w national TV platform calling for destruction of evidence to thw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bn

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DuffelBlog BREAKING: Cyber Command launches new ‘Safe Space’ social media platform theduffel.co/2Js447y pic.twitter.com/jviTexsitp

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Histreepix Since 2013, Karen Gillan has toured UK prisons explaining the plots of Doctor Who episodes each inmate has missed. pic.twitter.com/TEoweYTf3W

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Histreepix Captured Disney collaborators are paraded in shame before a baying mob. Hanna-Barberistan, 1960. pic.twitter.com/UUrGfklEUk

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CityMetric Lava in Hawai’i is creating new land. It also might kill you. So, mixed reviews, then citymetric.com/fabric/lava-ha… pic.twitter.com/YCFAocgiII

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This @onthemedia extra on Puerto Rico, “Hurricane Season”, is stunning. pca.st/1G0V Also, “The study ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kY

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@EponyMowse @ABCTV I have no idea. I finished my bourbon and left.

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@PreetBharara @WNYCStudios Sorry, Preet, I’ve been travelling. I have a few things to catch up with before I get ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YF

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It’s nighttime, 100km west of Sydney in the Blue Mountains, and the taxi driver is taking me down the deserted, unl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3z

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RTW_Aus Nestled in the Macdonnell Ranges in central Australia is a giant swimming through the desert sands. Spot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BQ

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OK these people on @ABCTV right now I want to drown them. What a fuckin’ wank.

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jleyden Former GCHQ boss Hannigan says U.K. is probably at cyberwar wit Russia, in response to question

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dj2mn I.. uh.. ok. Thanks, Apple Watch, I’ll .. keep that in mind. pic.twitter.com/6rYRBrlglA

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paulkidd The first rule of Blair Cottrell’s Fight Club is you do not talk about how obviously gay is Blair Cottrell’s Fight..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl

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@benpobjie So I just retweet this tweet but you still should be ashamed of yourself.

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benpobjie There’s going to be some clumsy fingering on air tonight twitter.com/TheKennyDevine…

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TheKennyDevine The event that literally nobody has been waiting for. pic.twitter.com/7nAbHUpUdR

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FnordNelson Their eyes meet across a crowded studio… @TheCalebBond shyly asks if Daisy will sign his copy of Fountainhead… twitter.com/thekennydevine…

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@kels_316 Oh. That’s even funnier then. Privilege PLUS ignorance.

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Well maybe just catch the train to the airport oh wait hahahaha oh Melbourne you are so funny. twitter.com/Wazzabyte/stat…

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@JohnBirmingham I think it’s lovely that you’re finally finishing high school.

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The state of cybersecurity in one tweet. twitter.com/jleyden/status…

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@JustJimWillDo Well this continues from the conversation the other day about not fucking around with firearms.

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@voltagex Well this is what he gets for shitting on people’s property.

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Barman, with TV controls: “David Attenborough? Or the news?”
Two middle-aged tradies: “Home and Away!”
Barman: “Ove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aN

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IHLaking That got real dark, real fast pic.twitter.com/XbsPMVaZwq

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@JasonNg88 We should fix that. It’s a good pub for a feed.

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@JustJimWillDo While I appreciate the worldview of range safety officers,that guy does sound a more like a cop from Memphis.

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If you’re in the Blue Mountains in the next few days, the roast pork loin on the specials board at The Grand View is fuckin’ excellent.

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Panahi_Fans “ALL universities and their staff hate white mainstream Australians with a passion” - thanks to respected commentat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nA

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@Epigrammist @franksting Really? They walk the streets, they walk sporting events and other crowds. I don’t see how..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lb

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@JustJimWillDo I have not yet been shot by the PM’s protection detail, although once when Hawke was PM one guy did..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…28

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NewtonMark Using subterfuge and the power of the State to steal children from unsuspecting parents is not a great thing to ref..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aW

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@franksting One cop on the train said he gets twice as many arrests a week, and it’s easier work because he’s just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VH

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@franksting Yep, and why automated license plate recognition -> rego -> license ID in moving police cars is such a powerful technique.

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The tradies in the front bar don’t have a lot of sympathy for .

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Hahahaha Seven News is on in the front bar and they just threw to the break with the photo of aka Andrew Macintosh. He is toast.

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Transcript of the speech last night by The Hon Angus Taylor MP, Minister for Law Enforcement and Cyber Security, to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cm

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Headline of a press release just received. It contains many things. @dobes @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @rohan_p pic.twitter.com/bA2KDZDrR6

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Colgo Can we just talk for a second about Kevin Rudd having his own chocolate bars now pic.twitter.com/4ExYTJDhtW

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@JustJimWillDo There’s a fuck of a lot of avocado there. It drains all the life from the bacon.

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PPantsdown original Utzon design
pic.twitter.com/sZQ4NClx0A

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For those of you with a real job, a heads-up. This morning I recorded a review of this chicken and avocado pie. I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zf

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cosmicjester Brisbane. The city where a phantom pooer terrorised neighbourhoods for months on end and a crazy billionaire uses..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uj

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djackmanson Graduation - - - > Opinion column for Rupert Murdoch - - - > IPA fellowship - - - > Obscure Liberal Senator twitter.com/michaelkoziol/…

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@corduroy @michaelneale There’s still a nice* bar at Wynyard station.

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@juhasaarinen @dobes @jpwarren Yes, I think ZDNet would earn enormous respect by endorsing this.

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@jxeeno So you should definitely use another door.

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@johnnicolay @NewtonMark I already feel very silly. I ate a chicken and avocado pie for money, and not very much money as it happens.

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Hey @dobes @juhasaarinen @jpwarren this is definitely how everything works and you can’t tell me it isn’t. twitter.com/videah_/status…

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invicticide absolutely the fuck not

are you high pic.twitter.com/CCamD5fiN6

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To be fair, this is a rockin’ look. pic.twitter.com/bwGkClhSZB

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ButtCoin the test is fucked up pic.twitter.com/RsukRW3iPZ

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ButtCoin bitcoin is a serious currency and banksters should beware imo pic.twitter.com/X0tBnQN7K8

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ButtCoin No no this is how every very legitimate currency that isn’t a weird cult gains traction pic.twitter.com/wyGK7fhpt6

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jack_daniel @gdead I don’t know who these people are or what they do, but I like them. pic.twitter.com/qPjoHv93c0

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@DavidFeng WASH YOUR MOUTH. This is the engineering wonder that is the V-Set aka . en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSW_Train…

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poojogger When taking a dump on a neighbour’s property, only wears @NewBalanceAU shoes. pic.twitter.com/yguGuBeQkH

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poojogger Due to unforeseen circumstances I’m looking for a new jogging route. Recommendations? @AnnastaciaMP?

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glengyron You thought the Ice Bucket challenge was wild? Well, get ready for .

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I think I might have dinner at The Grand View, because I can’t be arsed cooking tonight. I’ll be there in 20 minutes.

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iamjesspearce A reminder that Love Island accepted more black applicants in one season than thirteen Oxford colleges accepted in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Va

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@Karlcastan Yes, various conversations with cops, both at conferences and on their beats, have reinforced this important fact.

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Pro Tip: If you have outstanding warrants, don’t do dumb things that let the cops ID you. Buy a bloody train ticket..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ie

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@dtsmith_sydney Nah, just the local cops. Apparently they pick up a lot of outstanding warrants because the crims d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hI

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@Jess___Grace That is a shame, yes. Though maybe I could reproduce the stance for a watercolour.

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@NewtonMark Maybe. If I can find a full-frame unredacted version. Most of those I’ve seen are an ocean of jpeg artefacts.

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Bored-loooking cops on the as we pass through Blaxland.

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AjaRaden I feel like this headline completely captures the Zeitgeist of 2017/2018.
Seriously. Chills. twitter.com/cbsnews/status…

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, but not that one. That one is going to almost-Newcastle. pic.twitter.com/n5x0Oq7YWb

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@NewtonMark @SenatorFifield @NBN_Australia I thought I’d leave that half of the joke for you. (It was too awkward t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KC

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phbarratt One succinct possible answer, which I guess the ANU Vice-Chancellor would be too polite to use, is “None of your f*..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TZ

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I think I’ll catch the 1518 from Central.

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jothornely I don’t think there’s enough for us to be angry about in the Star Wars universe, so I’m trying to think of some more.

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“AMP faces fourth class action over fee-for-no-service scandal” via @GuardianAus inkl.com/a/PWVJdLfMmkp

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@oberonsghost Students have to find their highs where they can, I guess.

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Sydney’s usual level of gracious sportsmanship on display today. twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…

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“Kiwi scientists breed sheep to fart and burp less” via @abcnews inkl.com/a/EXZJwmIZQXd

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“Umbrella revolution: Japanese tech firm is using drones to build a hands-free brolly” via @SCMP_News inkl.com/a/YdlaVZCjaqR

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earleyedition The Oz may feign respectability by refusing to use in a headline, but by Jove, their advertising game is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B5

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Make it a zip line and you’ve got my backing. twitter.com/duckbytheoboe/…

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Do not lick the building, even when it “comes alive”. twitter.com/anucecs/status…

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@techoglot @dobes Maybe one arm. My right hand is on the mouse, triggering the audio.

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kurteichenwald Trump’s fools at US embassy in Germany continue to embarrass. First, they ordered German companies to stop some sal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D6

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@JustJimWillDo For a more accurate result you should survey 245 people.

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mattblaze “Tor-forker” is my new go-to insult. twitter.com/TheRegister/st…

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@JustJimWillDo You can upload 180GB in two days? In Australia? I call shenanigans.

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PPantsdown Breaking : PHON announce Burston replacement pic.twitter.com/PsjewnDBkl

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RadioFreeTom Why not just tie roadkill to your feet twitter.com/bealejames/sta…

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@munin @christinawilkie No no, these are definitely* the actions of an innocent man.

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@juhasaarinen @ashabeeeee My percentages are accurate, based as they are on a survey of 6 consumers waiting to order lunch at the pub.

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@juhasaarinen Maybe it’s because 78% of New Zealanders have suffered a ransomware attack and another 106% are unsure.

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christinawilkie On April 11, I called Trump’s favorite architect to ask about jobs he did in Eastern Europe that recently drew Muel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ja

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Substituting boat noodle for pho.

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Checking… The population of Australia is… right now… 24,958,837. I think we’d notice if 5.2 million people hadtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…CMkPhG7y

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awelder Set up a Western Civ Facebook group, everyone’s happy twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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Seriously, ransomware attacks have not happened to “one in five Australians”. And how the fuck do you even not know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1o

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I should probably name and shame the vendor who’s pitching a few dozen self-selected responses at their trade show..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mZ

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scriptjunkie1 @SwiftOnSecurity @0x00string Could be badbios paranoia, but there are still 15 apps on my phone that don’t need the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jq

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@reselsnark To be clear, I did not create this abomination.

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Hey @caseyjohnellis is there something you’re not telling us?

Also, they reckon you have “insights” so I’d be doin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ri

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jonkudelka Today’s @australian cartoon pic.twitter.com/vgyQ8zeV3g

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poojogger Big run this morning at 6am. Was very chilly but I pushed through it

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I too like creating a heat-based lifestyle. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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jeamland Case study coming right up. twitter.com/FordhamCLIP/st…

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This one did indeed keep swimming. Nice thread outlining how a dodgy man’s involvement in a dodgy $444 million gove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZA

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark Well let’s see when it gets scheduled.

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Can I just say that “poo jogger and corporate executive” is an excellent epithet, even if it’s not a standard media..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tO

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dr_nic Don’t even have the energy to be surprised or horrified anymore. This thing’ll be running for Senate in six months..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark Or maybe I’m misunderstanding what you’re proposing.

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark It takes 3x or 4x as much work to do it in a venue, maybe more when there isn’t any control..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vP

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Reuters Atlanta officials reveal worsening effects of cyber attack reut.rs/2JsLLTl pic.twitter.com/3pQvWNUKE6

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isislovecruft a couple years ago this kid hate-forked tor to make an “sjw-free version” but he forked the wrong repo then acciden..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nB

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark If it’s a committee hearing then it’ll be livestreamed. I’ll probably be watching it anyway..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yC

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dobes CYBER-DEFO!! twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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This is your routine reminder that The Empire in Kings Cross opens at 7am. empirekingscross.com.au

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jeamland Rehearsing your presentation when you come across this presenter note..pic.twitter.com/pySoWlxAc1c1

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SwiftOnSecurity *hacker voice*
“I’m in the terminal” pic.twitter.com/g3dt1pmFlw

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Pinboard I take back everything I said about Google employees not tackling the real issues: twitter.com/jenniferdaniel…

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PoliticalEmilia I’m 15.
How is it that I knew what happened during the War of 1812, but the president didn’t?
Stop calling the pres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z0

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@BrendanTN_ People paid me to do this. Or do you mean why make a pie like this? I don’t know. I really don’t know.

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I don’t know why anyone would ask this, but it’s $7.30 from the Croissant d’Or on Darlinghurst Road, opposite the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…48

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@techoglot No no, it’s OK. I did it for Science.

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@techoglot Meanwhile, I know it’s early, but I’m following all the recommended safety procedures. As always, you ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jy

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So thanks* to @techoglot, mostly, but some others, I have eated the chicken and avocado pie, and there will be a fu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2C

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The chicken and avocado pie, how it is constructed. pic.twitter.com/ZWO1A535Pw

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Behold, the chicken and avocado pie! pic.twitter.com/36TQg6R636

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@dobes I suppose I should really say “concrete saw”, because some of them a tungsten carbide rather than industrial..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yx

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@dobes It appears that other trenches nearby have be done using a diamond saw to cut the tiles, lifting them, then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu

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davpope Americans are experimenting with preferential voting in San Francisco (“ranked choice voting”) and making an absolu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HH

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“Kim Jong-un begged on ‘his hands and knees’ to reinstate summit, Giuliani says,” and yeah sure I’m convinced, Rudi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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“Want fibre to your home? It’ll cost you $1.2m, couple told” abc.net.au/news/2018-06-0… pic.twitter.com/ZmQgn8tyZu

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I’ve rearranged that plan so I get the taste of this bound-to-be-disgusting chicken and avocado pie out of my mouth as soon as possible.

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Thu plan, redraft and re-order: Slow start; review the chicken and avocado pie, take 2; writing for the not-SEKRIT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X8

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@ashabeeeee @rohan_p @dobes If only there were some sort of distributed technology to tell us which emails were genuine…

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joshgnosis Mandatory drug testing for editors who write editorials like this. pic.twitter.com/W06TILzos4

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FnordNelson When you have no idea, be out and loud and proud about it… twitter.com/shripal734/sta…

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erstkate The Germans haven’t forgotten. twitter.com/SvtigerStephan…

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GreenJ how the enlightenment invented racism. should be a university course on this. slate.com/news-and-polit…

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start; pho; writing for the not-SEKRIT project; review the chicken and avocado pie, take 2; t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb

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glengyron Die you fucking wastrels, die. twitter.com/merit/status/1…

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garthk RTing because of the biohacker. Coin boys getting their hired help killed on a publicity stunt feels inevitable to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9f

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Thursday. Interlocking rings of cheese. Thursday.

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