Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 9th, 2018

Stonekettle Yeah, these are sane and reasonable people. Sure. twitter.com/NRA/status/100…

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@spottytwit @OzEquitist There’s not a number. You can put any text into the SMS from field.

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@SarahEHoll Wasn’t that a fantastic line! Hey @SnarkyPlatypus you should also check @frankieboyle’s material.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also I spent the day with @TheKooriWoman and we have been making terrible jokes about colonialism…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hw

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@SnarkyPlatypus Mate. Us whitefellas brought steam trains and bureaucracy so shut your goddam mouth.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Who are these people you interact with? Do you need an intervention?

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@shakirahussein @bruce_haigh Uhuh. Set that as the baseline and anyone else is “radical”. It sets the line for “rad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KB

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I am now watching Doug Stanhope’s 2016 standup show ‘No Place Like Home” and fuck is it good…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pr

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BoringEnormous Day 28: They still haven’t noticed. pic.twitter.com/tFhXbBzj2r

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@bruce_haigh This is the bit that’s not clear. I’m interested in @shakirahussein’s thoughts, but also want to know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4M

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@greg_not_so @jspath55 Which of course is incredibly reassuring.

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“The role of culture is to make old people embrace death willingly.”

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@mwyres I’ve been there in my 40s. Memories are also hazy. Possibly for different reasons.

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@mwyres What have you got against Wyong? It’s a lovely town!

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“Basically the whole of the West is pretty much psychopathic, and we deserve to be bulldozed into a mass grave like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fd

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HistoryHit , in 1983, Margaret Thatcher’s Conservatives won the general election against Michael Foot’s Labour Party..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph

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Wait. Why is there cricket in June? Or are you just old people watching repeats because you’ve forgotten how the matches ended?

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Well I definitely agree with Frankie Boyle on this one. pic.twitter.com/TJoXGqC0I2

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Watching this week’s episode of “Frankie Boyle’s New World Order” youtube.com/watch?v=Zw6osc…

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@shakirahussein I’ll RT this because, hey, if you don’t subscribe to @SatPaper (why not?) then burn your one free a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zA

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@DaveIrving99 @Steve_Lockstep @johnb78 Rookies get to write the onboard systems for fighter aircraft? (Rhetorical q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ef

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What a strange evening. Thank you, @R_Chirgwin and @TheKooriWoman and all the rest of the people who I don’t know via the Twitter.

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@TheKooriWoman Thing is, she probably would. I’ll be checking, young lady.

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@_midofo_ @johnb78 The entire speech is… fascinating.

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PPantsdown Screenshotting this beautiful own for those no longer able to see Mr Shelton’s posts 😂 pic.twitter.com/LLXbLzlFgZ

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TeaLady24 A friends mum felt that the usual hospital pain scale didn’t relate to her as a patient. So I give you, created by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wa

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@R_Chirgwin It’s true. It’s lichen it a lot.

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@Net_Metalrat I’m not as good at IDing warheads as @NuclearAnthro, which is probably a good thing.

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This is such an excellent photo. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@jpwarren @troyhunt @dobes @R_Chirgwin Certainly not when they come from “Employment”.

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best_in_dumbest You can’t get the
“Oral” out of
“Immorality” pic.twitter.com/GDThEqtd3N

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@jpwarren @troyhunt @dobes @R_Chirgwin You can’t fake a URL in an SMS, can you?

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OH: “I fuckin’ love burning things. Ray Bradbury was onto something.”

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OH: “I like Adelaide. I reminds me of Moree, ‘cos everyone’s a cunt.”

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rgcooke Hilarious that Chris Kenny constantly picks fights and then, when they overwhelm his pathetic capacities, goes cryi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok

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rgcooke News writers complaining about ‘the end of the age of reason’ is my favourite thing. “Right, we’ve got the Piers Ak..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NQ

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SwiftOnSecurity what if democracy is the system aliens implement to judge other species’ suitability to join the galactic council pic.twitter.com/9SevfkUkHZ

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@shakirahussein This is an excellent story about a… curious way of doing things, he says neutrally. Soft propagan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5u

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youngvulgarian Two auto-replying bots have now been stuck in a loop with each other for several hours and the resulting thread rea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tw

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“Dutton’s secret propaganda unit” thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/… “The Home Affairs Department is behind a clandestine sche..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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firstdogonmoon If you missed my sneering elitist cartoon yesterday it is here. It is about the robust do-gooders down at the Ramsa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xa

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@DavidFeng Yeah maybe that’s not going to go down too well.

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OH: “I’m getting old. Let’s go find a lawn with some kids playing on it so we can tell them to fuck off.”

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@markc @drunkenmadman I’m not sure that they have the capability, but then this project has been outsourced to the private sector.

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@DavidFeng It’s also a multinational committee on rail infrastructure. Nothing happens quickly.

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Every time a news story about rail projects is headlined “Full steam ahead” God stabs a kitten with a fountain pen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xT

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@DavidFeng You’re such an optimist about Kimland. But yeah, it’s early days yet. Not vetoing the South is an essential first step, though.

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broderick Anthony Bourdain describing Waffle House is the single-most important description of America that has ever been art..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5r

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Today’s excellent conversation:
Me: “… so it’s good that C has finally sorted out the storeroom.”
K: “Mate, I’m a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tr

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“South Korea has joined an inter-governmental organisation on rail transportation between Europe and Asia… could..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jg

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KT_NRE If you ever feel self-conscious about your writing, please know that in 1802, a man named Timothy Dexter published..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NS

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I would be happy for Santa to have pre-delegated authority to Sort Out Who’s Been Naughty Or Nice. He’s makin’ a li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…05

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DrCassCross Fascinating publication and results. For me, the displacement of crime to online environments is key and something..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3S

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synackpse @SwiftOnSecurity Reading the App Store reviews for Yelp, will put you off ever trusting reviews again. There are l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h6

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Sat plan, outline draft: Slow start (slower than expected); a serious de-stress day, which ideally should include s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mz

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Australian Survey Research would appear to be a legit operation, able to fulfil the needs of govt work…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…80

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KetanJ0 Get Australian postcode data for free here: matthewproctor.com/australian_pos… <— it’s disgraceful that a public agency is ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w7

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GonzoHacker Democracy, generally

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@DaveIrving99 @Steve_Lockstep @johnb78 A flight of F-22 Raptor aircraft deploying to Guam or Japan had their nav an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6z

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RTYI @troyhunt @jpwarren @dobes @R_Chirgwin and the Great Laughing Cyber Privacy God in the Sky. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Typed into a browser separately, the supplied URL redirects to survey.jobs.gov.au/jssurvey/surve…. Note that it’s a 3rd-party..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oc

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Here’s the latest genius* idea from the Australian Government. Or is it? TXT arrives unheralded at 1100 Saturday fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mq

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad Not that Parliament is overflowing with such people, of course.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad Do People Of Middle Eastern Appearance count?

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Today’s challenge: Coping with @TheKooriWoman before coffee. Here’s a flavour. twitter.com/TheKooriWoman/…

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So like the Sydney Mardi Gras, but with actual danger. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@whiteswine @dobes @bastardsheep Thanks, Philip, that’s exactly the kind of thing I was after. At least I remembere..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M7

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@mattdasilva @CARROT_app That’s ridiculously late in the season. And ridiculously deep. I hoped you wished him luck, ‘cos he’ll need it.

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Yes, @CARROT_app, winter has definitely arrived in the Blue Mountains. The gods know we need this rain. pic.twitter.com/AFfCvrjdqj

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Saturday. Justin look at it. You’ll never see one like that again. Saturday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think you over-estimate their skills.

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