Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 20th, 2018

Histreepix Final incontrovertible proof that the moon landings were faked. Virginia Beach, 1969. pic.twitter.com/JVP1V0ww9o

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Remember when twibbons fixed everything?

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Thing is, you’re NOT better than this, America. You are actually doing this. This is what you are. You need to look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0R

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snurbbotinfo Watch this: the ‘erotic’ character of Tony Abbott.

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@MackayIM @trentyarwood @dobes Trent knows my GP and will confirm my judgement.

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@MackayIM @trentyarwood @dobes Wow. You’re even more of a prick than my GP.

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marinamaral2 You asked me a thousand times to colorize Tesla, so here we go!

In this month’s issue of @HistoryRevMag.
Grab your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GP

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NewtonMark CHICKEN SHOP! twitter.com/smh/status/100… (they mean a brawl “at a branch meeting, which spilled outside, where, coinci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gz

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@MackayIM @trentyarwood @dobes Can you guys please have some sympathy? This ebola-plague-leprosy is really knocking me around.

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@mukimu Mate, just pour another drink and go with the flow.

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So there’s two ways to view this. 1. Turnbull is playing 5D chess to block the hyper-conservative wing of the Coali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Go

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WCGoalz Senegal⁠ fans cleaning their section before leaving the stadium after their historic victory against Poland. This i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zc

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darrenpauli “The absinthe-based cocktail is called Meldonium, the name of the banned substance that led to Maria Sharapova’s su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kn

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“‘I’m doing this so girls feel empowered’: Joyce’s ex-wife speaks publicly”, which is either brave or insane. Possi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lc

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@darrenpauli @jplonie Oh well that’s different. I’m definitely up for this.

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Universal arsehat filters have just been approved by me, so you’ll never see an arsehat again. twitter.com/EFFLive/status…

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DavidFeng Hopefully they will behave themselves!! @bjprc twitter.com/xhnews/status/…

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TheKennyDevine So. Much. Hateful. Inanity.

h/t @diane_airbus pic.twitter.com/JTnkcUhlgo

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@wibbly @joshgnosis Well, it’s Foxtel who compiled the list.

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So I’m having a sook with steak and whiskey, and later I’ll just whinge about everything while watching the washing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ff

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@allisonr Yeah a few people have been citing IBM in this context today.

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@darrenpauli Doing a gig with seniors always means quality biscuits. Keep up the good work.

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snurb_dot_info While we’re all having a love-in with SBS, can I also say thank you to @SBSNews for clearly calling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c5

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@niltiac @gnoll110 Thanks for assembling that, Caitlin. I’d extend the words “virtue signalling” to “tribal signall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…te

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niltiac Christopher is correct. Daisy is performing the conservative version of “virtue signalling”. I’d never thought of i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…30

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At least the fuckin’ Nazis could keep track of people. America is becoming the shittiest Nazi theme park in history. twitter.com/curious_scribe…

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dahowlett Like this idea. Would be fun to see a fleet of these. pic.twitter.com/ZRSY25HyzN

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NewtonMark Lord Buffering, private enterprise Internet expert, wins again. twitter.com/TurnbullMalcol…

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duckbytheoboe is a quality hashtag. That is all.

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hyc_symas Good news everyone! The NSA has opensourced the graph DB they built on LMDB! github.com/NationalSecuri…

“Why would th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ez

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snurb_dot_info I think we can all agree that the only viable long-term solution to the catastrofail is to nationalise Opt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X6

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Part of me wants to go to this, because it would be utterly bizarre. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus as one of the few people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s2

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farrm51 David Flint will be guest speaker.
Unfortunately I have to grease the cat’s boils that night. pic.twitter.com/r6CEWJa50p

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DrCraigEmerson People just don’t feel safe going out to dinner in Sydney any more, with all this violent Liberal Party brawling at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…si

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@sleepingdingo I’m in the CBD right now. That’s a lovely offer, but I think I’ll be happier “alone in the crowd” to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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warkslibraries Latest poem composed by our RFID machines pic.twitter.com/Uk8C2dwMGo

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NewtonMark Note that most ISPs are still using DNS blocking, so you can probably rev up 8.8.8.8 or 1.1.1.1 and get happy. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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joshgnosis The latest set of torrent sites ordered to be blocked by the Federal Court yesterday. pic.twitter.com/zB3j5gPuJo

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SimonMaloy we now have a euphemism for “baby prison” pic.twitter.com/zbTlZ2VtWU

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Wondering where to have dinner.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Note that One Belt One Road is looking to Malaysia, not Singapore. See the official map..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ya

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Unwise_Trousers Every now and then I reread this astonishing and terrifying description of the end of the dinosaurs, via..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mQ

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@danieljbaird @thelaughingsub It’s good how @thelaughingsub can do her job without falling over in hysterical laugh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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trevorlong I can’t be bothered writing yet another story on Optus. So I’ll say it here.

The Optus CEO is either delusional or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nC

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I don’t know what “jack cheese” is but it definitely sounds like something I don’t want in my hamburger.

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@mattbowd @thelaughingsub Yeah, as far as I know it’s just a pair of unimaginative generic names. Not that this is my patch.

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The errands are done, so now I’m starting the big long sook. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Telstra2022: Key takeaways from Telstra’s new strategy” by @thelaughingsub zd.net/2lnewmK

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ronronzo I’m writing an article on Paul the Octopus and let me tell you, he lived a wild life for an octopus. PEOPLE SENT HI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fg

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TheWorldGame GET THE WORD OUT!
@SBS will be broadcasting ALL the @FIFAWorldCup group stage matches LIVE, FREE and in HD! ⚽️⚽️📺
G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aw

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They have really nice clear pictures on SBS HD, eh.

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AvivaDautch I’ve seen several tweets comparing this to Nazis / The Holocaust and saying things like “this is how it begins”. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xa

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Foone The Department of Defense had already started working on a global navigation system (they started in ’79) but this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XM

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Foone A random thing I saw while on vacation in Oregon:
A newspaper about the event that spurred the creation of the GPS..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1

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TheKennyDevine BREAKING: Pauline Hanson votes for LNP tax cuts after Brian Burston betrayed her by vowing to vote for LNP tax cuts. pic.twitter.com/Ad5hvaUJAb

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@morebento Heh. I think SBS just uses Akamai or one of the other quality providers. I know that at least two of my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZX

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@morebento Depends on how fucked up Optus Sports’ architecture is, and how risk averse their management is to further fuckups.

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Dear @TurnbullMalcolm, is watching the FIFA World Cup aspirational?

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davidlipson Jakarta presents a new challenge every day pic.twitter.com/55SCrhodVP

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stephen_wolfram Just copied a notebook (on a floppy) from Mathematica V1 (1988) to V11 (2018) … and it JUST WORKED! (And the cod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lN

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Somehow I knew it wasn’t going to stop at 48 hours. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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james_r_mcgrath Optus CEO: Pfft, we got your $15 and email addresses — sure SBS can show the rest of the games. Go nuts.

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@DDsD I get the feeling that the SEC is kinda overloaded these days.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost Remind me to tell you about some other One Belt One Road fun and games.

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TheKoreaHerald has invited Singaporean companies to visit the country for future opportunities, according to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xM

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snurb_dot_info Turnbott has completely lost the plot now. He’s not been this rattled since that time he fell for Gordon Grech. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Wed plan, write-off mode: Fuck this. I’ll do a couple quick errands that I need to get done, and then go somewhere to have a big long sook.

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rohan_p TIO statement on Optus + FIFA World Cup issues pic.twitter.com/0LUzOUXsUZ

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Interesting thread about certain interactions between race and real estate in the US. twitter.com/alexismadrigal…

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@alexkidman @jendudley All the party bears I know are at least 100kg.

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So what you’re saying, Marco, is that we need a much bigger asteroid. Cool. twitter.com/Marco_Langbroe…

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vavroom I was not going to get involved because so many people have jumped on the band wagon. But it pisses me off. Warning..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sy

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hypatiadotca On a lighter note this is the best r/relationships post I’ve ever read 🥩 reddit.com/r/relationship… pic.twitter.com/jmvmq4fyK3

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@indigoid There’s a raft of suburbs that look like that.

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@trentyarwood @voltagex @textfiles Pffft. “Data” has been an uncountable noun in English for so long now that people need to get over it.

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@indigoid Now, if you click on the link…

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Guess who can’t focus at all today? Sigh.

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OH: “A beautifully miserable day today!”

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ClintSmithIII Spent Juneteenth rereading ads taken out by formerly enslaved ppl searching for their family. Freedom was often acc..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…YA

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@dobes @D_Keating Both something something Russian criminals. Probably.

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Pinboard Today: “tender age shelters”
Tomorrow: “McRib is back!”

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vealmince A rabbit goes into a cafe and orders a cheese and tomato toastie. That doesn’t hit the spot so he orders a Reuben…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6W

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Hey how are those Kodak KashMiner machines going? pic.twitter.com/gNgwKektlk

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Who’s the unkempt tramp on the left? twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/…

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dannolan lmao hard at this ad industry propaganda cartoon bs pic.twitter.com/PsYfYUQtTU

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SixthTone Chinese miners once handled almost 80 percent of the world’s bitcoin but that has likely changed now.

“To be hone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7V

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See, @ApostrophePong? I told you about the magpies at Parliament House. twitter.com/SquigglyRick/s…

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sannewman If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face forever while in the comments section..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1t

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“Manage your data with confidence.” Uhuh. pic.twitter.com/3jl4ReoPel

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evacide Just yelled “Encryption of data in transit is not the same as encryption of data at rest!” at a journalist on the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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jturner_ibrs 1: You can’t measure it if… something what’s that thing about managing?
2: You can’t quote it if you can’t remember it.

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DDsD We’re playing “Who has an NBN roll out date the furthest in the future” here - Current winner is “Jan-Jun 2020” - C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5x

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World Cup Noodles. Some of the stalls also have huge screens so you can still watch the games while waiting for you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cf

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I would like to try this seafood sauna. pic.twitter.com/MomJ7CHPUR

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sexenheimer Australia’s two main ideological exports are torturing children and the avocado on toast home ownership thing.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus In a way, they’ve only got themselves to blame.

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“PNG will join East Timor as the second Pacific island nation to sign up to the initiative, which aims to expand Ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LA

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“‘We are not here to beg’: PNG Prime Minister visits Beijing to sign One Belt, One Road trade deal”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I7

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seamus “No one could have predicted the surge in users…” said the supposedly prepared ‘experts’ behind obvious usage surgetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…twnY

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Reported just now by @sfmnemonic (Mike Godwin) from The Face Book. facebook.com/mgodwin/posts/… pic.twitter.com/0JdHvRBlct

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Paul Kelly has been phoning it in longer than there have been actual phones. twitter.com/Picketer/statu…

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Picketer Kelly has been phoning it in for some decades now, but this is near pure derp. pic.twitter.com/XWforo6zXi

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@dobes I though it was connected to the frequency of John Farnham farewell tours, or maybe attempts to reboot “Hey Hey It’s Saturday”.

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Mr_DrinksOnMe Way to go Brian! pic.twitter.com/APYuEhn3dh

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@BXGD @monteiro @jack Indeed. It “just” moves the line that defines “acceptable speech”, and where that line is dra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f7

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Australians will let you do literally anything as long as it doesn’t affect their real estate values, and as long a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E7

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Here is a quick diagram of how much this surprises me (magnification x1000): . twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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grace_c_liu Wow! As I mentioned on @BackgroundBrief, internal rhetoric about Kim, DPRK, and the international community is chan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n8

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Last night I dreamed a dream that was kinda like all the kangaroos I saw on the way to Canberra last week but they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cb

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monteiro This morning @jack asked about high impact ways to help . The replies are worth reading, they’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yN

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pixelatedboat [non-joke lesson from Australia tweet]
You better hope to fuck that Democrats explicitly run against Trump’s immigr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X8

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LeeCMcIntyre Cognitive scientists recommend using a “truth sandwich” to report lies: say the truth, then show the liar telling t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zZ

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While true, it’s remarkably tone-deaf. Hurrah, that’s our Prime Minister! twitter.com/stephanieando/…

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Wed plan, redraft: Slow start (slower than expected, but at least the cold symptoms have subsided, touch wood); hid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vU

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michaelneale I imagine @stilgherrian would find many uses for this. twitter.com/LevineJonathan…

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RadioFreeTom The Bible says that’s OK. Duh. twitter.com/jackshafer/sta…

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“Antiques Roadshow, Australia”? Is that the Senator Abetz campaign bus? twitter.com/MrDenmore/stat…

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I could never fit all my shopping into a poker machine anyway. twitter.com/mjrowland68/st…

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Is there a version with bitter, hate-filled people? twitter.com/wardleton/stat…

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Wed plan, draft: Medium-slow start; hide away in a SEKRIT place to get some writing done; quiet night. A simple pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0

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simonw Fun discovery: if you apply Google Photos stabilization to a Live Photo of some sushi it transforms your hand jitte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jz

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“The Barnaby Joyce…” [brain implodestwitter.com/markhumphries/…Gs

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Wednesday. Teapots have not invaded Northern Italy. Wednesday.

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_youhadonejob1 Vanilla Ice has let himself go. pic.twitter.com/kXHMwK3wLS

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Oh the football question was rhetorical. I really don’t care. Because, like, football. Fuck it.

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ATTENTION! New @JonathanPieNews! “BREAKING NEWS: All leave voters are thick!” youtube.com/watch?v=eEaEBm… Except, you know, not.

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I mean, I don’t actually care, but I might be asked about it tomorrow.

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Is the football working on Optus tonight? Or is everyone just watching SBS?

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