Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 25th, 2018

@CosmicRami That said, I now want a 5km cube of jelly.

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@CosmicRami That’s not right. That’s a cube 5km on a side, and the asteroid is only 900m across,

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@johnb78 I think “cow via” is an excellent credit line.

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johnthelutheran Yet another unrealistic beauty standard being pushed by the media. twitter.com/jimwaterson/st…

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There ending is quite disturbing and I think that @SnarkyPlatypus should watch it. You should too. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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@CosmicRami You should be able to do a guesstimate off that image.

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@CosmicRami Pleases calculate how much jelly we need to fill that crater.

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This one seems to have puzzled a few people. Disappoint. twitter.com/aaronch3n/stat…

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Or filling it full of jelly for a wrestling match. twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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johnb78 Good start, although ideally all car parks should a) cost $100 b) automatically crush every car parked there into a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o9

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the_whole_half Ah yes, the beloved madagascan animals “cotton panties” pic.twitter.com/hs8uJo91SE

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@R_Chirgwin Suggestion 1: Listen to something else. The world of audio is at your fingertips. I find it useful to l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3X

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@abcdarwin I should mention that the radio spot is done, but not before I mentioned pick-up apps. It was relevant, trust me.

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@shawski5000 That’s good to hear. But keep an eye on it. If it does it again it might be the sign of a slowly failing thing.

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@jpwarren @SalingerPrivacy Sure. As I say, I didn’t see the spot. There are ways of working around that, though. “T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6D

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Do I have to do everything myself?

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@healthengine Crisis comms isn’t my gig, @healthengine, so this is free and worth exactly that: “Sorry. We misjudge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

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See, the phrase “consent… or as described” is not consent. Doubling down on weasel words is probably not a good strtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…rHCO

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arielbogle According to one plug-in I use, Health Engine’s apology page features around 20 activity trackers healthengine.com.au

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tnpcollection In the sense that they harnessed such disparate elements; old and new, rockabilly and electro, romantic love song a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8C

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DABaranger Linear regressions with 2nd/3rd order polynomials were equal to or better than neural-nets (aka ‘deep learning’) in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lu

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Just heard a story in indigenous creole on @abcdarwin and now the linguist in me wants to know more.

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@elronxenu I think I’ll be quietly reading, sorry. Will let you know if I change my mind.

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_slangers You might have seen tweets this afternoon saying that 100% of kids in Northern Territory youth detention centres ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Z

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speechleyish Me and the squad heading to the Centre for Western Civ to study important western texts, such as sūtras. pic.twitter.com/3tRaws1yNS

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WombatOnPatrol Wombat wisdom. Gluten free, paleo, vegan crossfitters are usually not swamped with dinner party invitations. pic.twitter.com/Untt3QWp69

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smurray38 ABC urging sensitive government documents be kept in locked filing cabinets? Hmmmm twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…

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@jpwarren I didn’t see that, but yes. Go hard. Lead with the sharp adjectives and nouns, and do the nuance afterwards.

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RealNickHodge There is a Reptilian Hierarchy

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I’m talking about the new Facebook Groups paid subscriptions news.com.au/technology/onl… on @abcdarwin at 1810 ACST / 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nu

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@OurNewHomecoach @jpwarren Ah. It’d certainly be a nice addition to their collection.

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Mon plan, remainder: Go sit in the corner (very soon); break at 1840 for a radio spot; dinner etc.

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@dobes Not yet. I’ve decided that I’ll have a drink first, once I’m over in the corner.

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@NewtonMark @NuclearAnthro @munin Isn’t John Travolta still trying to shift his clapped-out 707?

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@dobes I would support this. Where can I support the chemtrails?

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If these guys hold an event I would like to cover it. twitter.com/michaelmeloni/…

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jpwarren “The automation of Centrelink is “deliberately designed to make it hard for people”, according to a new report from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oN

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This is indeed a pleasant bit of schadenfreude. twitter.com/burgerdrome/st…

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@NuclearAnthro @munin I don’t know that it’d be a good buy. It looks quite a bit not airworthy. Whaddyareckon, @NewtonMark?

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“It’s rusty, missing an engine, and has been sitting on a runway in New Mexico for more than 30 years — but a priva.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…srH

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I also made this point, and an attached observation, earlier. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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There is lots of good stuff about Adelaide and the colony of South Australia is this now-repaired thread, as well a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l0

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Pffft. There’s already tons of rocks at Woomera. twitter.com/Aus_ScienceWee…

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Mon plan, completely rearranged: Slow start; chores (both done); chores; 1430 train to Sydney; arrange various thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP

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pixelatedboat First they mildly inconvenienced members of the Trump administration by not letting them eat at Sailor Pete’s All-Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km

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@ssharwood @dobes @skwashd I am overwhelmed. That flight could drive you insane.

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@dobes Mate, you need decent luggage if you have a Bugatti.

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walkthedogma There really should be a website dedicated solely to Liberals using disabled parking bays pic.twitter.com/DYkf8Q8Up9

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sturdyAlex This is not so much a conversation as a surrealist art installation.

Please note: she votes. pic.twitter.com/nAU6cJpraz

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I guess these kids will be taipan a lot of shell commands. twitter.com/Cyber_Roo/stat…

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FreeRangeKids Helicopter parents aren’t BORN they are MADE.

How?

“Experts” tell us to worry about extremely rare dangers and ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vG

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@dobes I’d also call the colony more of a real estate scam than a grand social experiment, but hey the advertisements were awesome.

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@dobes That would have been SA Police Commissioner Alexander Tolmer. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander… It’s expressed more gr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jE

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CodyPhelan ’s Railways 1854-2017 by Steve Pemberton. Click ‘animate’ & the will come to life. Zoom in to see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Je

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This would seem to be excellent advice,on both counts. twitter.com/Stonekettle/st…

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IncredibleCulk 🤦‍♂️

We should have voted for John Candy… pic.twitter.com/ntwB2UDmD8

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The rest of the week’s so-called “plans” are in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, clarified: Slow start, mostly because dead computer (done); chores; shopping, Katoomba; quiet evening. Ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9M

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@rohan_p It’s a serious thing. Check the prices for quality cattle.

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HAHAHAHA. Get the full text in writing before voting for this one, kids. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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aaronch3n watched the japanese coverage of pic.twitter.com/GBbDSNZK4Y

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@dobes That does sound like something I’d do, yes.

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jelleprins Airplanes have to run a virus scanner every week to get rid of all the malware, because people casually charge thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hg

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RadioFreeTom I’ve pushed back on people equating the Trump administration’s officials with Nazis. But McCarthy? Cohn? I mean, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4K

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@twcau I think you know the answer to that.

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kcarruthers Sure as soon as they’re ready to give birth they can decide twitter.com/_dirty_diana88…

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pixelatedboat Saddened by how quickly people have forgotten the words of Mahatma Gandhi: pic.twitter.com/rpPbc9d9xI

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peter_tonoli Do informed patients really want Medical appointment booking app HealthEngine sharing their personal information wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kE

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joriojorijori 日本のターミネーターはまだまだ甘い pic.twitter.com/0HD8ve0voD

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ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Australian space capabilities would boost our Five Eyes role: Former astronau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uV

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Further alleged plans, such as they are, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, proposed: Slow start, mostly because dead computer (in progress); as much writing as I can do on an iPad;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Q

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@KyBusiness No no, that’s fine. :) It’s not to my taste, but I would never deny etc.

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It’s another bright, crisp day in the Blue Mountains, thanks to @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/UBhqM8h1gp

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Monday. “Determination” is a word, as is “custard”. Monday.

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OK, kids, I’m going to try to get some sleep. Please try to not fuck up the planet while I’m gone.

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@emelaarghh Thanks, no, this is exactly what I was after. Thank you so much. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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Imagine that. In 2018 we’re actually discussing the appropriate level of politeness for engaging with fascists. twitter.com/ztsamudzi/stat…

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Lol like we all get old and fat and full of hate. It’ll happen to you one day. twitter.com/HistoryHit/sta…

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Anyone who thinks AI is the answer to your problem is, prima facie, full of shit.

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The great thing about having a dead computer and drinking whisky until nearly 2am is that you truly understand what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sx

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@jeamland You need to explain all this in terms of Kate Bush lyrics or GTFO.

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@jeamland I see what you did there and you can just fuck off.

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ACLU That’s not how any of this works. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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TheScottCharles Guys, I could be wrong, but I’m starting to think objections over NFL players taking a knee might have been about m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O2

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This is cool, because Bluetooth enabled cochlear implants will transmit sound all the way from the cages. twitter.com/FoxNews/status…

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OK, so I’ll praise Qatar for like $20,000. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…

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failnaut anyone who thinks villain monologues are unrealistic has never seen a famous dude double down on twitter

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ColMorrisDavis I can’t explain why Russian bots and boughts are obsessed with my ass. Sure, it’s a work of art and is so muscular..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm

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bbccomedy When you so woke, you asleep. 😜 pic.twitter.com/USEgKWPExM

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I’m not sure that arguing over the exact number is the best strategy here. twitter.com/Lawrence/statu…

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Glinner Because when you have Great Man fever, you don’t tend to think certain things through properly. There’s a certain i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rv

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rhysam “No Judges or Court Cases”. Wow. Even Stalin bothered with mock trials. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

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And yet so remarkably predictable, if anyone outside the bubble was given the opportunity to think about it before..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ri

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Just to be clear, everything that happens after midnight is a lie.

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BernardKeane Labor 53-47. Oops. That wasn’t in the Press Gallery “Turnbull tax triumph” narrative.

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@NewtonMark Have you considered a career in the media?

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@smartbrain @baconbkk So fit Greek chaps playing football? And you’re complaining?

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@KyBusiness OK, that’s a literary reference I don’t get. I am an illiterate.

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@jeamland Eventually, a koel will die. Of loneliness, probably.

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Apparently I’m South Korea. So it’s not only the food. twitter.com/JohnAllenGay/s…

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MikeCarlton01 Look. It’s obvious. If the earth was round, like an orange or a cricket ball, the people on the bottom would fall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YX

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@smartbrain Dark shit is going down in Greece right now. Nowhere else in the world, obviously.

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sarahditum I mean, here we are at the rebirth of fascism, but by all means let’s take some time out to discuss how your male-f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7H

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Stonekettle Hot take. pic.twitter.com/YrvicH3VH6

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LisPower1 Fox chyron: “Pundits call Trump supporters racist”

Fox contributor (and Trump supporter) to black guest during the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP

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