Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 2nd, 2018

@davidgerard @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p Wash them out with a hose, dry them in the sun, all good.

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bengrubb Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warnnnnnnn youuuuuuu 🎶 twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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Finally, the South Africans have started to appreciate my special qualities. pic.twitter.com/6ipunt0LyP

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MikeCarlton01 Fancy boy and balding handbag. Or is that ‘crossing a line ?’ cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/b7fec… pic.twitter.com/BNoGO2Kyeo

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@jonoabroad Are you sure? I mean, they might be giants.

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geraldmellor Good advice from the ABC. Start off your financial year right pic.twitter.com/kJAQs4pUBl

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Those big viaduct-laying machines they use in China (and presumably elsewhere)? Here’s how they work. twitter.com/SciencesPoulet…

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Finally listening to the @ArmsControlWonk podcast “Sentosa Goat Rodeo” from 13 June. You can guess what it’s about. pca.st/U2zA

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gcluley Facebook has revealed that it shared user account data with 52 hardware and software firms, including Apple, Amazon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sb

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snurbbotinfo I’ve just been assigned to eat a shed.

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awelder Plot twist: Rowan and Ross get married live on air! twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…

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@fortescue Them, and the ones that just say “And?”.

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rgmerk I’m trying to think of a dumber public transport concept for Melbourne but failing completely. HT @urbanizationist twitter.com/9newsmelb/stat…

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@JonoH @wolfcat Doesn’t using the mode require certain characteristics? Like not a bi-modal distribution?

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pixelatedboat Wow this Vice article is pretty controversial!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/feJzJu1ERC

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@JonoH @wolfcat You want the median for this use, not the mean.

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smartbrain Welsh people don’t swim. twitter.com/DefraGovUK/sta…

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joshgnosis Peak Sydney. This car space could get its own NBN connection because it has its own title. 9news.com.au/motoring/2018/… pic.twitter.com/c35GrUcl9K

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patriot_snopes Update: pic.twitter.com/aLijgrEnTL

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@RealNickHodge I think you set the start date rather late.

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iangriffin Oh dear. A labeller battle appears to have broken out in my kitchen…. pic.twitter.com/HLKYMp2M2C

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@dobes @DrRhysPockett You could always issue an AU-only browser extension that fixes this.

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If we’re going to start sacking senators because they’re arseholes we’re not going to have many left.

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zackster Let’s be honest, Tony Abbott was more fun

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snurbbotinfo I’ve tried to 3D-print Malcolm Turnbull.

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snurbbotinfo Is _anyone_ going to make whale mince ?

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@dobes I wrote it in Perl. Obviously.

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@dobes True story: In 1998, I think it was, I made a contact form for the first website of Aussie Home Loans and ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ts

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@dobes Bonus points to the Tasmanian Electoral Commission for storing elector data unencrypted under the control of a foreign company.

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“Tasmanian electoral body caught up in Typeform data breach” by @dobes. zdnet.com/article/tasman… The story is by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0L

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark To be fair, decimals ARE hard. Just ask that un-named cabinet minister which no one is tellin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4l

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“Decimal points are hard: NBN says regional rollout almost complete | Update: NBN has said just 4 percent of non-me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b

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@voltagex @garthk You’d be surprised. You only see the ones I choose to go with.

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purserj Oh ye gods. Ricky Gervais and Piers Morgan are arguing over the existence of God.

I am so conflicted as to who I want to be wrong more

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johnb78 I’m not entirely convinced that he is twitter.com/WynRichards/st…

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jxeeno do you reckon cooking the perfect winter roast is compulsory training for all woolies employees? pic.twitter.com/IjrdLaMhnB

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lucykateclark @GuardianAus is looking for a part time news producer - nice gig… apply here:
gnm.taleo.net/careersection/…

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Wondering whether to use this as my profile pic. twitter.com/nobby15/status…

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@zackwhittaker Imagine if a thousand years of musical tradition were to be reduced to “the ice cream truck song”.

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zackwhittaker Next time some script kiddie asks me if I can sell them exploits, I’m going to send them this tweet. twitter.com/chelseaadelain…

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@MatthewBevan I’ll say it again: If you want to get your head around all the players in the Trump–Russia stories, ltwitter.com/i/web/status/1…wCaR

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Listening to the latest episode of @MatthewBevan’s “Russia, if you’re listening” podcast: “Paul Manafort: The dicta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cD

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Stevie_Easton It seems @beta_gov_au has been deemed ‘secret’ again by a second newspaper. twitter.com/IPAAACT/status…

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CryptoNature At a wildlife rehab facility I met two crows that said, “caw” in a human accent. They said it like a human reading..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b3

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jonkudelka When Tony tells us he’s still available to be PM I can only think of this from Red Dwarf. pic.twitter.com/DZfObKElYt

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nnwakelam Expectation - yeah they had to breach the perimeter and pivot

Reality - Yeah, they downloaded database2018.sql from our s3 bucket

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A week is a long time in politics. Three weeks, doubly so. twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/…

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whobekindto Guardian capitalisation style makes this even better twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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_liclac I withdrew some cash and the receipt has the most dystopian bloody thing on it pic.twitter.com/g1w9Fza6JD

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@jpwarren @benpobjie Yeah I dunno what we can do about that. @abcnews is not alone in this upscrewing of pull quote..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph

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In which @benpobjie skewers what’s wrong with the Logies. abc.net.au/news/2018-07-0… A sharp critique, with bonus poin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ua

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Not bad in the Blue Mountains today, @CARROT_app. The smattering of rain has brought out the smaller forest birds. pic.twitter.com/cTIXb0ve5O

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@aggerchez I don’t know enough about Fiji’s government to know how much specialist support the PM gets.

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@trentyarwood @bengrubb Thanks, Trent. Ben did some damn fine work on this series.

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I have only just become aware of @markhumphries’ new gig hosting the Australian version of Pointless on Ten…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xg

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GovGoogles photos of bill shorten carrying grocery in plastic bag

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patstokes I’m not a fan of ‘replacing the lead guitarist of Pink Floyd’ but if called upon I want you all to know I will serv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LL

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@jpwarren @trentyarwood @crikey_news The first batch of stories just went live for supporters today, and start tric..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NG

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@aggerchez Wow. I continue to be astounded* by the way politicians get sucked into such obvious scams.

* No I don’t.

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Oh I’d missed this. ” BattBump update — the project backs down on its claims, then cancels and vanishes”.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OL4

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@trentyarwood @crikey_news I am reliably informed that it works now.

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@GrantWTrent That’a a point. I wonder what else was in it.

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@trentyarwood @crikey_news Ah. It’s gone out. I haven’t seen it in its final form, but yes if the Twitter peoples d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zn

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SwiftOnSecurity Who can forget this Australian cyber gem pic.twitter.com/z0vHB6C9VB

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@JeffCurless Ah, so it’s a bulk buy thing. Gotcha.

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And where does one get some of this “opium-based toothpaste”? twitter.com/DrLindseyFitz/…

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lauradaviscomic My partner bought us a coffee plunger from a pound store and this is the box and I’m not coping. It’s been weeks. pic.twitter.com/tWXHCQRLdw

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Steve_Dalby @jonkudelka Tones has the best job.
Big salary, lots of perks. No KPIs, no monthly reports, no budget to stay with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pd

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wolfcat Complaining because your family earns $351,248 p/a really is a bit rich. pic.twitter.com/hApMwMIqXL

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Another attractive* cover from @THEMONTHLY this month..pic.twitter.com/KEHOkwDnIwIw

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MarieGMoe Hard coded password of Medtronic patient monitor, and exposed debug functionality.

These vulnerabilities may allow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kg

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RussianMemes1 Grandfather come watch football

Who play?

Czechs and Slovaks

>> Against whom? pic.twitter.com/8SHOh4LpSA

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NemoWoodbine The other day I learned they practice vaginoplasty on corpses donated for science and now I can’t stop thinking abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9f

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aubswhaat remember when that guy made a meth lab but tried to say he was making soap and the police sergeant was literally ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FA

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joshgnosis The Australian declined to publish the rebuttal to a Ramsay rebuttal to the ANU op-ed about why the Western Civilis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8t

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sannewman I got an email from FreshDirect today that started “Dear Valued Customer” and I really think this is what all peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E2

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jkass99 “Shoot the guy who looks like he as the entire TOC on his back” twitter.com/ARCYBER/status…

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TheToddWilliams KID: Where’s grandma?

DAD: She’s in a better place now

KID: Canada?

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kloussikian How do you prove if you are gay? Court stoush to determine if Cameroonian man can stay in Australia @dailytelegraph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nr

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The Public Service is also a chicken. twitter.com/evcricket/stat…

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janmpdx Worst Philosophers of All Time
20. It’s
19. Absurd
18. To
17. Rank
16. Philosophers
15. As
14. If
13. They
12. We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iQ

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@jpwarren Using “tech” (always narrowly positioned as “stuff involving computers”) doesn’t make you a “tech company..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qA

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@jpwarren This is presumably a reaction to this daft comment about Goldman Sachs. This is in the same category as “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vz

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In which @jpwarren amuses me with the implication that he wants tech boosters and their self-serving soundbites to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1D

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RealNickHodge Australian TV. Cesspit of mediocrity only matched by our political class.

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Further alleged plans, and links to other stuff, may be found in the Weekly Wrap, which I’ve just updated to reflec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vR

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Mon plan, outline draft: It’s a writing day, finishing one piece for the not-SEKRIT @crikey_news project, and headi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FP

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This does look kinda handy, though perhaps it’s also just a thought bubble in search of a tactical need. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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“Homeland Security subpoenas Twitter for data breach finder’s account” by @zackwhittaker zdnet.com/google-amp/art…

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MalwareJake I can’t imagine that this won’t have an impact on infosec recruiting/retention at ICE. If an org I worked for attem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wc

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Pondering a wholesale change to my original plan for the day. But first, there shall be eggs. Plus a bit of whinging about things.

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I see there’s still some retweeting of this piece by Mr @JohnBirmingham, so I’ll give it another push. You might al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fC

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Monday. Several of them, in the corner, crying and shedding their scales. Monday.

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