Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 10th, 2018

deedles420 in case of emergency, hurl your enormous penis out the nearest window, and climb to safety. pic.twitter.com/cmVYK4NGMi

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TheOnion Picky Refugee Just Expects To Be Reunited With Exact Same Family As Before trib.al/4wBfNsf pic.twitter.com/cnnmtNfER9

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2FBS @HamillHimself @Tiffany_King @IanInTheMac It’s funny though…I’m 51 and you’ll always be Luke Skywalker to me…bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7n

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naamanzhou now put Elon in the cave

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People voting to leave Europe didn’t realise it meant leaving Europe. Because why would it? twitter.com/stefwalter__/s…

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upulie it’s bs 😋 twitter.com/iiTalW/status/…

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Pollytics It was supposed to be a joke twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st… twitter.com/Pollytics/stat…

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upulie Maybe the Thais should be running

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@Nawiehekatl To be fair, in recent years Greer has been an appalling human being.

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richard_conway As if the country hasn’t suffered enough crises this week… twitter.com/telegraph/stat…

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I do so love YouTube comments. pic.twitter.com/CUaUI9uRoJ

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Not unless Elon Musk’s mate Peter Thiel ends up draining their blood for his longevity program. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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“Sydney 7-Eleven axe attack accused Evie Amati caught on CCTV” abc.net.au/news/2018-07-1… pic.twitter.com/EmWQlVbdCj

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sturdyAlex It’s a bold look from May this morning. Scalping your enemies and wearing the trophies is a barbaric practice, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n9

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@BXGD Today we are all George Clooney.

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Yeah, this is the planet’s biggest tragedy right now. “George Clooney reportedly hurt in motorcycle crash in Italy” abc.net.au/news/2018-07-1…

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@i386 @michaelneale @dobes Let’s stop this right now before it gets out of hand.

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duckmaus I hadn’t realised this, but apparently the Trump Baby Blimp is actually insulting. Given that, perhaps we’d better..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E1

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unsungsongs I can’t help but think of Elon Musk as the Krusty the Clown of the Thai Cave rescue. youtube.com/watch?v=nbhiLb…

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@michaelneale @i386 @dobes Agreed. This goes way beyond the CaveDildo.

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@888riley @JoshMacTechie Not having a go. Just thinking “Curiouser and curioser”. I think we’re on the same page.

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RealNickHodge In unsurprising news: no wife thinks their husband’s brain is right. twitter.com/Tarale/status/…

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MarkDiStef There is nothing more Brexit than Nigel Farage giving an interview to Fox News about a betrayal of British voters f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i1

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@JoshMacTechie @888riley Things being odd in Spookland? That’s never happened before.

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superglaze Knock knock
Who’s there?
GDPR pic.twitter.com/KX7duHuuqT

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@joannejacobs I know, but they were still a thing when I was working in Teh Media™.

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DLind Paying for sushi you don’t eat to own the libs twitter.com/brfreed/status…

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@joannejacobs That’s just a weird twist to spice up an episode during ratings period. And it worked.

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crikey_news How personal surveillance invades our lives 24/7: The second release of our Prying Eyes series is now live, edited..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qi

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Now that I think about it, this is why routine press gallery reporting is so easy. The characters and provided and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gI

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alicegoldfuss Computers reflect the biases and belief systems of the people programming them twitter.com/baym/status/10…

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haruki_zaemon Author and columnist John Birmingham, most famous for the novel He Died with a Felafel in His Hand, Probed by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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While true, in every political party those who are not leader are waiting to see how the leader does in the forthco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wk

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Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. Even Boris realises that being a colony is bad for you. twitter.com/BBCNormanS/sta…

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JustJimWillDo Enid Blyton is just phoning them in now. twitter.com/1NewsNZ/status…

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@JoshMacTechie @888riley Yep, just tweeted. Now I’m even more curious about what’s going on. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stephenfarrow The quotation marks are… disturbing. pic.twitter.com/q6eu5Bb6aK

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@atlugar What a remarkably cartoon-villain “analysis”. Please try to dig a little deeper than govt=bad an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qO

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Interesting counterpoint via @jturner_au. As I suspected, there’s a lot more to this than meets the eye. pic.twitter.com/3NYCu2aqEB

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@NigelBell19 I hadn’t. Thanks. I don’t know what’s worse, the sentiment, or that a song is being distributed as a GIF.

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decryption Amen twitter.com/bobby/status/1…

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hijakejohnstone Everyone spare a thought for Terri who will be absolutely run off her feet today. pic.twitter.com/UABzw8vRte

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ccroucher9 - Heatwave
- Good at sport
- About to roll a Prime Minister

England is officially Australia now.

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crikey_news Media Files: Graham Richardson anoints Mark Latham “king rat” buff.ly/2ukgM1R pic.twitter.com/2QTBwWEeuo

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NewtonMark If you want to hear Tom Switzer talk to John Howard about “threats to Australia’s core cultural institutions and be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rj

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australian Isn’t there something a little stinky about a man who uses the plight of trapped children to market his rockety dev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ

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dannolan pic.twitter.com/5Z684CMCgn

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alan_maguire If you’ve ever wondered what kind of person would become a henchman for a James Bond villain, just check out the re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G4

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Herring1967 Pretty unlucky for Boris that he got papped in his own office at the exact moment he signed his letter twitter.com/ProfKAArmstron…

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I’m smiling at this much more than I probably should be. @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/st…

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@dobes @michaelneale @i386 Someone needs to compose a nursery rhyme with that title.

Little rocket space nang
Flying through the skies…

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anthonyzach The possum in the Nutella jar analogy is 💯 twitter.com/fotoole/status…

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@elronxenu @bastardsheep I’ve done enough vox pop sessions over the years to know that the vast majority of people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nN

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mikko A wallet that was used to upgrade smart contracts was hacked. twitter.com/bancor/status/…

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@purserj @jeamland Also, but in a different way, sodium.

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CarolineLucas He can’t even resign without being a pompous, offensive, neo-colonial nostalgist twitter.com/bbcnormans/sta…

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damonayoung “it’s not easy to draft legislation that protects the sensibilities of those who follow Jesus while simultaneously..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BX

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dobes @stilgherrian this is a good take
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@dobes Mate! If those kids had a blockchain rather than guide ropes this would have all been solved last week.

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Hey @dobes this is the quality reportage I aspire to matching. twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…

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MarquisO Put it away Elon twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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whiteswine “They’re much hungrier, which is a sign their bodies need food.”

[Latest hot ABC reportage on the cave boys]

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@JohnBirmingham Yes, I’m sorry, the Engineer-God has created a Wond’rous Machine, and we must be grateful.

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@misskylie77 Generally? Or that I might get from Certain People? I think the quote here is about right. It’s being..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sW

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@elronxenu @bastardsheep I’d be surprised if the total awareness is even as high as 6%.

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@BernardKeane Definitely superpowers. As are “vertical” and “length”. Length is one of the superest superpowers of all.

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@NewtonMark Yes, they do seem to have a lot on their plate right now. Too much even to bother with the Rich White M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gy

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Ah yes. We do. And a bunch of replies from the Musketeers that are as hilarious as they usually are. twitter.com/safimichael/st…

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I know Elon Musk took his metal kiddie-coffin to Thailand, and I assume the Thais were as always too polite to tell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AX

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J_Bloodworth Sir, are you aware you are the new foreign secretary pic.twitter.com/2P9Rlclj8t

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NewtonMark You wouldn’t get approval to set fire to puppies, so why do State Governments approve of national parks? twitter.com/LyleShelton/st…

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Aiannucci As someone on our film crew’s just said:”You can always rely on Boris Johnson to be second over the parapet.’

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Mr_DrinksOnMe Some dogs are known to disguise themselves as platypuses, usually for tax reasons. pic.twitter.com/q6YbA8pkv9

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@elronxenu @bastardsheep “Popular culture” isn’t anywhere near as popular as people usually imagine. The vast major..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…93

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ASmallFiction “Describe destination,” the time machine said.

“Take me to a time when I can make a difference,” she said.

A brief hum.

“You are here.”

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Yeah look, Apple Music, I see what you’re thinking here, but it’s a bit of a leap. pic.twitter.com/lVl0Jt1DZf

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yiffpolice new research suggests Fuck You Pay Us twitter.com/artnet/status/…

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@upulie Is it the Terror Fish submarine from “Stingray”? pic.twitter.com/1Mbdwu3h07

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jrhennessy bannon doesn’t even have a damn job! its like tickling a defective, racist tickle me elmo and then putting what it says in the newspaper

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PPantsdown Everyday is weirdo day for Lyle
pic.twitter.com/jSb30HUsGc

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PhillipAdams_1 So Sam Chisholm is dead. I dubbed the prancing pugnacious ‘Sambo’ the ‘James Cagney of Australian media’- but a bet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2m

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@jpwarren @dobes Yeah, there’s some fun things in there. Looking forward to it.

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@ANAO_Australia @jpwarren @dobes Thanks heaps. This financial year I plan to pay more attention to your excellent work.

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@jpwarren @dobes • The ACIC’s administration of the Biometric Information Services project
• Security works at Parl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ie

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@jpwarren @dobes • Data matching and sharing between Human Services and other entities
• Defence’s information and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QA

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@jpwarren @dobes • Administration of the Data Retention Industry Grants program
• Migration of telecommunication se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sK

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@ANAO_Australia’s upcoming 2018-19 audit work program: the full list” themandarin.com.au/95502-anaos-up… Attn: @jpwarren @dobes

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@SecretChimp These fake blackmail attempts have been around for ages, but this is the first one I’ve seen in the wild.

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TheShovel Mark Latham’s One Nation robo calls have been heard by almost 1,000 households, making it his highest rating program in years.

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@Birdyword Exactly. And make a slight profit on the deal myself.

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@whiteswine The margin of error in those things is ±3 percentage points. I wouldn’t read too much into a 2-point move.

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@abaranov I only found the email ‘cos I was looking in my spam for something else. I think he’s being blocked by pretty much everything.

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TheoNicole Do you enjoy being touched by GERMS and VERY SMALL KNIVES? Then you’ll love CAT PAWS!

CAT PAWS are an easy, attrac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gz

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joshgnosis Wait, what does Lyle think happens in brothels? twitter.com/LyleShelton/st…

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WhichOneBot *walks up to straight couple* *lowers voice* which one’s the Reagan and which one’s the Thatcher???

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@bigjsl That’s a hell of a jump, John. But it does raise of the question of who makes the risk decision about putti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y4

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@JoshMacTechie @888riley Ah yes, that’s ringing bells now. Once I’ve fined this other thing I’ll come back to look at this. Thanks.

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@dobes @bastardsheep I did not need to know any of this.

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@JoshMacTechie Ta for the heads-up. Do you know whether that all happened at the same time, or did the non-Canberra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nu

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@riskybusiness @888riley Then again, maybe “schism” is exactly the right word, given how rarely such differences of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cj

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@riskybusiness @888riley It seems this schism (too a strong a word but I’ll use it anyway) has been brewing since o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U8

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“The [Australian] federal government’s plans to potentially scrap the telecommunications ombudsman and significantl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1o

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paulkidd “A man hunt is underway as police hunt a man” twitter.com/ballaratcourie…

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thomas_violence i want you to reread this twitter.com/SSYGrunt/statu…

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“The Australian Signals Directorate executive at the centre of an internal brawl over Microsoft’s Azure and Office3..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vd

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ASPI_org ‘If the 🇦🇺government expects us to get on board with national security decisions, it’s going to have to be more pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YX

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Tue plan, broad outline: Face the reality of today’s slow start; eggs; work on my wrap-up yarn for @crikey_news’ Pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gL

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@RealNickHodge I think we’re in a special category though.

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If you prefer some lunchtime listening, my podcast with @JohnBirmingham is also ready for your enjoyment. It’s up t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U4

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Release 2 of 3 of @crikey_news’ Prying Eyes series is up crikey.com.au/prying-eyes/ with great stories by @bengrubb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QO

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I fell asleep again. I must’ve really needed that. But now it’s hunting for breakfast at midday.

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davidfrum Why is Brexit so hard? Watch this one car cross the Irish border 4 times in 10 minutes, all driving the same direct..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7m

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Tuesday. All the feathers. Tuesday.

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