Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 12th, 2018

OK, that’s enough Friday for me, even though I’m in Melbourne. Ciao.

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@vvop Yeah well suck it up, Princess, because here we are.

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@sfmnemonic @Health_Privacy You underestimate the uselessness of the political and journalistic classes in Australia.

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@gattaca Yeah I think you should be fine.

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Xavi_Bros This wonderful image of M8 where many are just starting its life has been obtained by Josep M Drudi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PP

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There is a guy at this pub wearing a CFMEU shirt, and he has 1. A magnificent beard; and 2. About four people’s worth of arsecrack.

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NewtonMark A UK man is in a critical condition after his British Bulldog ate his genitals. 9news.com.au/2018/10/12/13/…

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C_Painter Little known tidbit: when Robert Mueller was Asst AG for the Criminal Division in the early 90s, I understand he ga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RJ

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@smokiedawson I’ve been working under that assumption for at least five years now.

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@bigbadave @scottygb Well at least his breasts are well-fitting.

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@bigbadave @scottygb I have no idea. (Not a joke. I really don’t know.)

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shelleymlloyd Fiona Simpson used her body to shield her baby from hail stones which smashed the windows of her car during yesterd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pf

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To be fair, her beautiful beasts do fit her. twitter.com/scottygb/statu…

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scottygb The BBC’s subtitles during a news report made QUITE the error.

As Eugiene left the car a presenter s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZQ

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1. This is @bbcthree? 2. Why is she morphing into Green Pikachu? twitter.com/bbcthree/statu…

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MrDane1982 Dear White people, Anyone calls you racist for calling Kanye West a fucking dummy, tell them Mr Weeks gave you a pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7i

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So, like a Liberal Party conference, eh Australia? twitter.com/maullarmaullar…

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JohnJohnsonson When you think you’re only allowed one black friend twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “UK’s @NCSC to monitor internet routing to stop DDoS and hijacks” zdnet.com/article/uks-nc…

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So @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus, not quite as appalling as it might have been. twitter.com/flightradar24/…

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NewtonMark As always, @BackgroundBrief remains one of the most important outlets in the Australian media. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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aedison PERSON: I want to help sex workers!
SEX WORKER: Oh, great! Right now, we’re pushing hard against a set of laws whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ty

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@jodiem Ah, that’s cool. I’m here all weekend.

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I have been fact. Also, didn’t know the last bit. Inneresting. twitter.com/RichardTuffin/…

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Brain fade. Who was the Canberra press gallery photographer who left a few months back? Fact me, Twitter!

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FXMC1957 12 October 1984. British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher survived an assassination attempt, when an IRA bomb explo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F5

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@jodiem @kcarruthers 1. Needs more sqrls. 2. Yeah NIST hahaha.

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pixelatedboat Wow these brands are moving in very different directions pic.twitter.com/NbYHldzOHE

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“It’s only a model.” — Python, M.twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…2

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Meanwhile, “My Health Record justifications ‘kind of lame’: Godwin” zdnet.com/article/my-hea…

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This is an important factor to consider when analysing that complex set of recommendations. twitter.com/deanhewson/sta…

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In case you didn’t figure it out, you can consider this an invitation to buy me a drink. Or just sit and watch me w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Td

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Shorter Senate Committee: We spent all your taxpayer money listening to evidence and reading legislation but have n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gW

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HAHAHAHA, “Report: My Health Records Amendment (Strengthening Privacy) Bill 2018” aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… You might..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2H

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It must be after 5pm on a Friday. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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rohan_p Report of the inquiry into the My Health Records Amendment (Strengthening Privacy) Bill 2018 is online aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “UK’s @NCSC to monitor internet routing to stop DDoS and hijacks” zdnet.com/article/uks-nc…

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Dear Melbourne, for the moment I’m at the Charles Dickens. That is all.

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Can you get “the answer for financial services” via 4G? Asking for a friend. twitter.com/kazsobels/stat…

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WillMcDougall Food $200
Rego $150
Rent $800
Excess data charges $37,975
Utilities $150
Someone who is good at the economy please..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C1

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Fri plan, remainder: Pho (within minutes); TGIF and evening in Melbourne TBA, open to suggestions. All that other s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22

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andrewwhiteau Members of the NSW Young Nationals have been seen attending a secret men’s only fight-club which was set up by some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tR

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People like this need to be rounded up. twitter.com/ericscheid/sta…

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chaser Every student in Australia comes out as gay, after learning it will get them out of school chaser.com.au/general-news/e… pic.twitter.com/FYD9pUyoAL

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“Please find news on behalf of Oracle, which has just announced its partnership with LinkedIn to help HR profession..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O6

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers, but only a few of them.

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@OaaSvc @GreenJ The T-Shirt of Truth does not lie.

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GreenJ ‘full story’ twitter.com/CarolineODea10…

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TheLoveBel0w Superman is *literally* an illegal alien. 😂 pic.twitter.com/zhlUcVWLWZ

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Big shout-out to the pharmacists at @ChemistWhouse Spencer Outlet Centre for going above and beyond just now. Great service.

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I CAN HAZ DRUGGZ. In a few minutes I will no longer be off my meds. At least literally speaking.

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@timpoliti @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren You need to remove passengers to add fuel. Also, the toilets have a fixed capa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9J

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Attempting to buy drugs in a process involving a fax machine. It is not going well.

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Which aircraft are they using on the MEL-SFO? 787?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren I agree with Justin, though the airlines would love to be able to drug and pod the passen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aX

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren The longest I’ve done was SFO-SYD with nasty headwinds at 15h30. That’s was really annoying.

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@jpwarren I suppose I’ve just done 2 x 13h, but I did have some real food and drink in the middle, and in the Etihad lounge on the way back.

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@JohnBirmingham It’s also good to see the phrase “cheeto-dusted chimpenfuhrer” make a return.

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Emerging, blinking, into the sunlight.

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Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start (done); data wrangling (done); important errand; write for @zdnetaustralia,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MZ

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GreenJ the car has given us so much. twitter.com/historyinmomen…

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@bastardsheep @NewtonMark Or, for that matter, a member simply encouraging like-minded friends to join the party. S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dm

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A beautiful Melbourne day, @CARROT_app, just beautiful. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/88YlV2mGt2

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misterjamo lmao Kanye’s iPhone password is 000000 pic.twitter.com/mEM5Tjq0po

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thepacketrat Dave is an election commissioner in Nebraska. Dave thinks his election is super secure because optical scanners. Da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KR

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This is quite old, but I still love it. twitter.com/_youhadonejob1…

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NewtonMark How weak and useless are the Young Nationals if they can be stacked by fewer than two dozen teenage fascists? I’m a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vr

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JLDastin .@amazon scraps secret recruiting tool that showed bias against women: reut.rs/2Od9fPr via @Reuters (tip: @Techmeme )

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“How does Bitcoin Victory work?” pic.twitter.com/roL9VSnmk2

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So I’d be able to name a ship “Jesus’ Salty Balls” but not “Royal Prince Harry”? twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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“Read the full 20 recommendations from the religious freedom review” smh.com.au/politics/feder… FFS the government sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ax

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@NuclearAnthro What if they’ve already eaten the cake?

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timpoliti Friday. Please be careful of not let the pig enter the raccoon room. Friday.
(With apologies to @stilgherrian) twitter.com/th3j35t3r/stat…

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start (in progress, kinda); data wrangling; write for @zdnetaustralia at least once; importan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AK

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Friday. All the circles, arranged attractively. At least to begin with. Friday.

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