Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 17th, 2018

My understanding of this bug is:
Alice: I would like to log in.
Bob: You will need to give me a password.
Alice: I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WL

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But to be clear, the internet is excellent.

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Yeah this is pretty much it. It’s glorious*.

* appalling twitter.com/FioraAeterna/s…

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@JohnBirmingham @SBSOnDemand I will say, though, to get me hooked into a genre space soap takes some doing…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qx

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@expectproblems @ImogenDall @SBSOnDemand Yeah, I’m with you on this. I’m seeing ep 3 for the first time just now. “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n5

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@expectproblems @ImogenDall @SBSOnDemand Also, while it’s addressing some gender issues, it’s clunky as all fuck.

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@expectproblems @ImogenDall @SBSOnDemand The fact that episode 3 on the gender reassignment issues wasn’t loaded on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vH

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@ImogenDall @expectproblems @SBSOnDemand Hey it’s a genre thing, and some of the jokes are obvious, but it certainly has its strengths.

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@expectproblems @SBSOnDemand Also, that it’s a Star Trek PARODY and yet is more… there.

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@expectproblems @SBSOnDemand Isn’t it just. I’m going to re-watch all these episodes because ep 2 was cut and ep 3..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9f

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@SBSOnDemand Discovering why episode 3 was censored on Etihad.

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Reminder: All of “The Orville” is on @SBSOnDemand. Watch it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad I am so hoping that folks in Canberra pin this bullshit on someone.

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Oh awesome final question in @PointlessAU tonight. Signatory nations to the Antarctic Treaty, or words ending in -i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DQ

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’ve been away so I’m loving the rain. And, you know, drought. (I notice this when I’m paying for water trucks.)

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@delbified @rgmerk There will be plausible denialbility, at least for idiot political operatives who don’t know modern internet OPSEC.

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@BruceHore @glengyron @jonoabroad Well they’re fucked then. I only hope that this can be tracked down before Saturday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It varies quite a bit, but my gut feeling is that the run southwards along the coast is now more co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv

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As I mentioned earlier, this is how the game is now being played. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@bigbadave @rgmerk That’s kinda ALL the data retention legislation does. Which customer was on this IP address at t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KF

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@garystark The Grand View Hotel at Wentworth Falls. An excellent sticky date.

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@PeteLawler Like they’d show that on TV. All arrests were dodgy-looking white boys.

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@JustJimWillDo It’s a very good sticky date here at The Grand View.

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Programs like this are seriously problematic but I’ll save my critique for another time.

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I’ve just had a sticky date and it was wonderful.

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Tonight’s discovery: There’s a Channel Seven show called “Beach Cops” with “real” footage of cops in Manly. BAGS OF ICE AND COCAINE.

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So imagine the sort of dipshit who thinks this is a tactic that’ll work. twitter.com/TheLyonsDen/st…

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OH: “I’m on your side, you fuckin’ cunt.”

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Oh FFS things are kicking off.

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@michaelneale @corduroy So the new owners have never owned an Australian pub before, and are keen to have current s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ca

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have the feeling you have been here once, very briefly, but I’m not willing to put money on it.

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The Grand View Hotel has been sold to “Chinese interests”, not known whether it’s local or international. Publican..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NI

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He coats them regularly in peanut butter. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Does Julian’s cat have a Twitter account yet?

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andrewwhiteau cock ring with tickler twitter.com/IL0VEthe80s/st…

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dobes Look at this absolute unit! twitter.com/tasmania/statu…

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@R_Chirgwin Yeah why is the traffic so light? There no one out there today.

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@R_Chirgwin And your bus just appeared as I was crossing the Highway.

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@KrazyKarl910 @johnb78 That’s… that… um, let’s just take it one day at a time, I reckon.

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@dobes @jeamland Yes, that is quite a decent measure. I won’t be able to get that up and running before Saturday, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2m

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I should figure out my plan for Saturday night so I can fully appreciate whatever result Australia’s Excellent Demo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0y

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voltagex I am looking for work. I am primarily a C# web dev but also a strong generalist. Canberra, Australia, remote preferred. Contact for CV.

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@johnb78 Of course the problem now is that the Coalition will try ever more desperate tactics* to prop up their vot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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johnb78 It’d take a heart of stone not to laugh, etc theguardian.com/australia-news…

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TheShovel The last 5 years of government has been an administrative error, Mathias Cormann has confirmed

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@jeamland @dobes I’d also forgotten how excellent* my draft graphics were. pic.twitter.com/FJsBvOooUT

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GreenJ shooting for that regional audience. twitter.com/TripleMSydney/…

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Turns out we all missed the opportunity make a “snake charmer” joke. Sigh. What has become of us, @T1SydneyTrains? twitter.com/T1SydneyTrains…

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Hey @jeamland @dobes I’d forgotten about this.

The following Internet domain name has been renewed: hingeometer.com

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@nerdi Soiled underpants from which the stains can never be removed, even with bleach. “It’s no use, I’ll have to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0w

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@christopherneal True. Teaser Pigs would be an all-female band from Seattle.

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So you just know it’s going to happen… twitter.com/gabriellechan/…

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johnb78 Conclusive proof that the “verb implying incompetence plus incongruous noun” meme is utterly dead and buried. pic.twitter.com/ieXVnZ6VWM

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“TPP 11 passes Australian Parliament” by @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/tpp-11…

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“OAIC calls for sunset clause on encryption-busting Bill and warns of privacy risks” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/oaic-c…

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@christopherneal That would be another kind of band. More a gang, I guess.

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best_in_dumbest Let’s remove the
“Semen” from
“Basements” pic.twitter.com/GJMQYzd2Tb

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My new band name is “Teaser Pigs”. twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…

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@JamarzOnMarz Good thinking. Cute kids can get away with anything. :)

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@JamarzOnMarz I think you’ve missed your chance, mate. You need to be 5yo. pic.twitter.com/ySo9q32Ial

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@jeamland @OvercastFM I have the same in @pocketcasts but I’m often on the other side of the room.

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An AI to detect Squarespace ads in podcasts, and also those underpants and food delivery ads, and electrocute the reader.

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Someone, not an Australian, just asked me “What is Aeroplane Jelly?” I explained. And now you have an earworm. youtube.com/watch?v=dJZ2w6…

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Wed plan, eventually: Very, very slow start (still in progress, sad to say); map out the rest of the month, or what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cj

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modestproposal Quiet car on a layover at DC. Two old ladies by me are quietly conversing, a little loud for the quiet car, but not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…id

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oberonsghost Related: Frydenberg says something useful.

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oberonsghost PSA: New pineapples in circulation from tomorrow. twitter.com/joshfrydenberg…

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It’s worth sacrificing two Royals for this. Harry would understand. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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jxeeno pls tell me they’re going to visit the carpet court twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Was it ever proved that this was done by…? No, I’d better not say. I don’t think it was ever provedtwitter.com/todayininfosec…2T

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overingtonc Scenes from Dubbo as we await the Royals pic.twitter.com/YsswNDNrf8

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todayininfosec 1989: The WANK worm (Worms Against Nuclear Killers) infected DEC VMS systems over DECnet, displaying political mess..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0v

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kevinbonham Let it be known that this day, the 17th of October 2018, the great seat of did finally flip in the seat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zt

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@rohan_p Oh well there you go. It had better be a stunner.

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Is it time for another nap yet? I’m so ridiculously tired this morning. Maybes I’m pre-loading for that Senate report dropping later today.

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You can heard the penny drop from all the way up here..twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…nz

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@RayWaterman @davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p What you could do — and you can have this one for free — is use the blocktwitter.com/i/web/status/1…uwOa

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GreenJ the science here isn’t settled. twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/…

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I know we need the rain, @CARROT_app, so I won’t complain. pic.twitter.com/aqJdq8Gmcv

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I say, @TheOnion is in fine form today.

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TheOnion Mike Pompeo Impressed By Realism Of Saudis’ Halloween Decorations trib.al/r7LRxYi pic.twitter.com/kayYro7GGd

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@reselsnark @dobes More importantly, where did you get the panda head?

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I have read that column and it is terrible.

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TheOnion ‘Roseanne’ Spinoff Showrunner Hopes Big Puddle Of Blood In Kitchen Enough To Explain Main Character’s Disappearance..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4x

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I’d like everyone to pause for a moment and enjoy every little detail of this photograph. twitter.com/Trump/status/1…

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TheOnion Melania’s Heart Sinks After Realizing Husband Uses Pet Name ‘Horseface’ For Every Woman He Fucks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xS

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fairycakes In just over 2 years Harry and Meghan have met, fallen in love, moved her entire life to London, had a royal weddin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YZ

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CYBER GULFS OF TONKIN, which is probably more apt a metaphor than we nights think. twitter.com/BytesNbarbells…

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WingsScotland I find it profoundly depressing when royals invariably get pregnant within days of getting married, like they’re tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6C

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Wednesday. “Clockwise,” said the Wise Clock. Wednesday.

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