Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 26th, 2018

@TheGrimRecapper @PointlessAU These 100 people in the panel need to be dealt with.

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FBI The has confirmed an 11th package has been recovered in Florida, similar in appearance to the others, addressed to Sen. Cory Booker.

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@Aiannucci Australian politics? It’s hilarious.

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DavidFeng Fuck this shit! We had a Big Rubber Duck in Beijing five years back. You are doomed the bollocks it is. twitter.com/patrickwilliam…

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Herring1967 Whoever works in the PR department for Salisbury Cathedral is playing a blinder this year.

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@techoglot @NewtonMark @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus That’s a gloriously random selection. And yeah, kinda not Scandinavian.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 @_midofo_ @techoglot @NewtonMark @jeamland I’ve had excellent sex in Woollahra and I’ll hear no ill spoken of it.

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@_midofo_ @techoglot @NewtonMark @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus There was an overlap, I think, but yeah a big place, even in signals and intel.

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@_midofo_ @techoglot @NewtonMark @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus Did you know a Richard Nolan in those times? (It’s a long shot.)

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@della79 @SnarkyPlatypus And the bloke in this front bar just said he made that up to stir me. I feel such the fool.

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“NDIS funds to be ‘repurposed’ for drought relief under Morrison plan” smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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CookieCyboid Your psych professor sucks lol twitter.com/kimberlypalumb…

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nehadk Petition to make this our new coat of arms. twitter.com/erinrileyau/st…

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@christopherneal @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus That too. I ran into a Chinese-heritage woman in Ashfield today who was French-Canadian.

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@techoglot @NewtonMark @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus Wow there’s a bit of back and forth there, but the first Ingelsträ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dn

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Brian_Whit All is not well in the Saudi kingdom the-brief.co/all-is-not-wel…

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hdagres “I’m an Arab and MBS represents me” is top three trending worldwide on Twitter.

The power of the Saudi trolling/b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…it

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“Abe’s Beijing visit underscores warming China-Japan ties” apnews.com/c9ce3115beb340…

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bobservant The so-called interview with me in today’s Dundee Courier is a nonsensical hit job. I wasn’t “drunk”. I didn’t “cry..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v3

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A platter of a tuna’s parts would be an excellent thing. twitter.com/Level20EastGuy…

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@michaelneale Yeah at around 1715 we had party pies and good sausage tools and crappy spring rolls and curry puffs.

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@Cornaum @erstkate @MichaelH_PhD Yes, international visitors don’t realise wombats are made of concrete.

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anguslivingston welcome to COAG pic.twitter.com/4VVqNDXpBG

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@della79 @SnarkyPlatypus Where is this one, Erin? A bloke here at The Grand View reckons it’s the Southern Highlands.

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@twiddlekins @NewtonMark @jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus This is very true, but 1. City rentals and 2. I’m older than you are.

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riayn Mazel tov! twitter.com/abcsydney/stat…

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Jeff_Sparrow So much for the tolerant left! twitter.com/danhett/status…

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus I feel like I’m missing a few in Adelaide there though, or have the order wrong.

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus Gawler (SA)
Mt Compass
Gawler
North Adelaide
Unley
Prospect
Adelaide x 4
Wayville (I th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ko

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“‘Blood in the streets’ as AMP shares plummet to record low” (Presumably not actually blood who are these fuck wits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bV

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della79 So good. pic.twitter.com/fXFRInFEog

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@DystopicMe It’s only in bloom for a day,maybe two. The Adelaide Botanic Gardens may be able to give some warning.

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@DystopicMe Every 2 or 3 years for some plants, every 7 to 10 years for others. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphoph…

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@JonoH I suppose at my age I should just be sober enough to give orders to other people rather than trying to do things myself.

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@NewtonMark @TrainLinkWest Oh that’s right, but you were also travelling in the pensioner times.

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danhett this poor guy dressed himself and his kids as historical figures for halloween and got a load abuse. unbelievable,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jw

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FHeisbourg I don’t usually appreciate Twitter insults, but “Dollar Tree Eva Braun” is a gem (and by no means unjustified in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qE

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@DystopicMe Maybe next year. If it flowers next year.

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Wait, am I meant to kill a wombat when I go to Canberra? twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@garthk @jeamland NARRATOR: He did not remember how to do this, but he did remember how to copy and paste and cross his fingers.

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@garthk I remember the time a data centre support guy just pointed me to my own labelled-in-a-comment 6yo patch in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HM

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Dear Adelaide, go check this out. I did one time it flowered. It was an important life experience. twitter.com/C_MacPherson7/…

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@melbomartin There are actually standards and an accreditation process for “organic”. That said, I know a tiny wine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GM

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One reason I don’t get drunk on planes. Great work on this airliner ditching. “Aussie ‘hero’ says he evacuated pass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7

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Adults at work. “Morrison didn’t tell Indigenous Affairs Minister about Abbott’s new job” abc.net.au/news/2018-10-2…

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“Pipe bombs were sent to his critics, but still Trump found a way to blame ‘Fake News’”
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“They’re gourmet pies,” says the publican. “It says so on the packet.”

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Pro Tip: When the Friday happy hour snacks are placed on the front bar, don’t start with the party pies.

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danieljpowell Not how I expected him to come back but okay. pic.twitter.com/dW0IdMZnNF

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GiovanniTorre In addition to being a great bowler, Tom Richardson could have been an early silent era film star - look at him. LO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TZ

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PatrickWilliams We’re doomed pic.twitter.com/ezZGvRXlII

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YourNewNigga NEVER use the bathroom on your break. Do that on company time.

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@TrainLinkWest Cheers, thanks Haydn. Not urgent urgent, thank the gods

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One of the toilets in the is blocked because some genius has tried disposing of their used adult incon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym

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JohnBarronUSA A motto I have lived by. twitter.com/CBSNews/status…

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erinrileyau This is a bin chicken fighting a bush turkey, and it is excellent pic.twitter.com/r80kXltot9

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@spottytwit @nickschadegg Someone told me that the cat hasn’t been given a name, but they might have been trolling me.

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Departing The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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FINAL VICTORY OVER THE BLASTOCYTES.

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BroedeCarmody Talkback caller takes ABC to VCAT over 20-year feud theage.com.au/entertainment/… via @theage

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sipawe Turnbull said yesterday he is ‘out of politics’.
Today he is being sent to Bali to meet with Indonesian President W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C8

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FBI Protect yourself and your business – learn suspicious package indicators. Do not handle suspicious packages yourseltwitter.com/i/web/status/1…EVJv

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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jason_a_w Yes this wave of political violence is almost certainly Madonna’s fault twitter.com/markdice/statu…

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They have plenty there so I don’t see why I can’t have one. twitter.com/Casillic/statu…

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Has Cupboard Boy cleaned the bathroom yet?

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VERY IMPORTANT HISTORY NEWS FROM AUSTRALIA. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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CrimeADay 18 USC §42 & 50 CFR §14.151(c) make it a federal crime to transport a sloth to the United States unless the sloth h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yu

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Beautiful. “‘Buy a Huawei’: Beijing mocks Trump after reports China and Russia are listening to his iPhone calls”
abc.net.au/news/2018-10-2…

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karaokecomputer Behind every grizzled Nazi is a frightened large son with the shape and pallor of moth larva begging to have just 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xy

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SwiftOnSecurity I think my main problem with Linux is how it sympathizes the minds of our young people to the international communist cause.

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Bay-bee shark! Doo doo do-do do-do!

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, yet again, but still only briefly.

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@PeteLawler Um I’m not sure this is how it works.

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@jonoabroad @glengyron Aye, a’taller than you but not a’taller than @jeamland.

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Remembering that last night I had a long and complicated dream about bicycle tyres.

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MondayStory Lock up all actors IMO pic.twitter.com/0ULTFZYhBg

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@maxcelcat @jeamland I have been cast out and can no longer purchase quality fabrics.

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Don’t bothering with the arsehat. Save your energy for someone worthwhile.

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@jeamland @maxcelcat I received messages from people who know them saying that my characterisation was essentially correct.

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MichalakisCon Ugh - the kiss of death pic.twitter.com/hCTeCSbEZJ

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jeamland I hear that @stilgherrian has been released from Twitter jail. pic.twitter.com/jKieght71e

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@LeftyMatt Isn’t it a magnificent collection!

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The Homosexuality Timeline! With added lesbians! And all-purpose cunnilingus! twitter.com/MisterSlang/st…

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StanCarey Great news for lovers of slang in all its grubby glory: The best slang dictionary ever made, @gdoslang by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xB

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BackgroundBrief Leaked child mental health documents from : “It’s exactly the sort of data the government and the department..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hg

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oneunderscore__ According to the Wayback Machine, this is what @USANEWS007 looked like in April of this year. (Not a joke.)

She pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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“Last Chance To Opt Out Of , Australians!” by @sfmnemonic techdirt.com/articles/20181…

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@NewtonMark @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I can thoroughly recommend the “Strong Language” blog @stronglang by actual ling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9n

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@joelpmichael @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren That’s true, but context matters in cases of offence. See also the recent A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M6

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@engin_eer That has always been such a lovely sentence.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus Well I called a specific cunt a cunt, and the cunt is a cunt.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I could have referred it to @TwitterAU’s media people, but that sort of “I’m special” sookag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EY

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus No. I couldn’t even manage to trigger a response other than canned, non-personalised, boiler..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LM

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@jonoabroad Thank you. It was all very funny rather than annoying.

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Fri plan, draft: 1015 back repairs, Potts Point; 1145 medico; lunch; write for @zdnetaustralia, probably; collect b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lN

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bealejonathan Trooper Kat Dixon says “it’s cool” being among the first women to qualify as a gunner on a Challenger 2. She says t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H6

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@CARROT_app @JasonNg88 At least we are citing the world’s greatest climatologist.

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@JasonNg88 @CARROT_app I assume it relates to this: “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ku

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Another lovely day ahead forum Sydney. Thanks, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/MPNcWUWTFZ

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Friday. The circus continues. Friday.

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