Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 30th, 2018

Definitely gone now.

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awelder He didn’t keep it quiet. He got his message to his intended audience without relying on traditional media: there wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wv

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kcpolice BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9N

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I should probably try to get some sleep, and with luck wake up before midday.

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steve_vladeck It’s not “unclear.” He can’t:

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JuddLegum Trump is sending 5200 troops to the border. THIS IS ALL THEATER

The caravan is 1,000 miles + from the U.S. border,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yd

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stilgherrian ICYMI, I posted a NEW PODCAST on Sunday night. You should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ButteredFrog Fair enough pic.twitter.com/uNwfnWpQV6

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“Tequila it’s not even a drink. It’s just a way of getting the police around without using the phone.”

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Psythor Here’s a dystopian vision of the future: A real announcement I recorded on the Beijing-Shanghai bullet train. (I’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AB

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ButtCoin oh no bitcoin Halloween season approaches pic.twitter.com/dsAwvDH9Yk

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benpobjie Must be a typo: assume she meant “deputy leadership” twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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Watching Dylan Moran’s “What It Is” (2009) youtube.com/watch?v=ceROVT…

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nehadk Sometimes you gotta think about them hashtags a little longer. pic.twitter.com/DQSSvd7oRm

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davidgerard ICO token Oyster exploited in founder exit scam via deliberately-maintained back door medium.com/oysterprotocol… subre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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@jxeeno But EVERYTHING cultural in “The Good Place” is a horrible stereotype. Surely that’s part of the whole thing?

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zzap What the hell has been going on over at the Ice Chewers Bulletin Board

icechewing.com/viewtopic.php?… pic.twitter.com/JNWROJP9Xc

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Scarfolk It’s Halloween Eve. Please watch this public information message about the dangers of your child being replaced by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HS

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@arizclint Yeah this is more or less how I thought it would unfold. :)

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charltonbrooker Important message from Philomena: pic.twitter.com/ex9QWIrffx

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@WhofanRachel That’s the bit you’re having trouble with? Not the whole interdimensional branching timeline thing?

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I am now watching series three of “The Good Place” and I am enjoying it very much.

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carlzimmer At 1:04, a former ICE agent says immigrants are coming into the US with smallpox. Which was eradicated from the pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ve

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@georgepnott Weren’t they the footings of a bridge or something?

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NewtonMark “Young people facing exam stress” probably aren’t in a mood to take life advice from a millionaire boomer. twitter.com/leighsales/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, you should definitely be interrogated as you steam mop the floor.

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@erkpod I’d probably arrange to spend two or three days in each city, recording a podcast episode in each one about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NR

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@erkpod Given that I’ve been to neither of those towns, yes.

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@erkpod Ah, yes, the XPT. Maybe I should get one of the monthly passes some time and explore NSW properly.

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@erkpod I should do the run out to Bathurst some time.

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JeremyPoxon pumpkinhead is definitely my new favourite guardian columnist pic.twitter.com/R328V0O2HZ

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This is quite true. I still want to know where @PointlessAU gets the 100 people. twitter.com/michaelmeloni/…

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@DDsD True, but maybe then the SHFA will extend the thing, because they’re such an exce… oh wait.

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But… The Volvo Living Seawall being built in Sydney Harbour is an amazing concept and I hope it works. volvocars.com/au/about/austr…

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Christ, Tim Bailey is annoying.

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Tim Bailey does know there’s a microphone only 20cm from his mouth and he doesn’t have to shout down a 100km tube for me to hear him, right?

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Gosh, Tim Bailey actually said something interesting. Well, he shouted it. Obviously.

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@benpobjie @markhumphries Have you applied to be on @PointlessAU? Or are you happy with your Millionaire riches?

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@erkpod Sorry about not replying before. I’ve got the lurgi and have taken the day off.

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markhumphries For the love of God, watch Pointless. I don’t want to live in a world where Who Wants To Be A Millionaire runs for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J7

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“Mysterious Northrop Grumman Spy Plane Emerges At The Mojave Air and Space Port” thedrive.com/the-war-zone/1… Scroll dow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fA

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@NapierinFrame @juhasaarinen Everything that is known is in the story. Which isn’t much. But there’d have been a re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4B

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@awelder @JohnBirmingham @JustJimWillDo Not in that tweet, no. I’m just worried about JB’s state of mind.

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@JustJimWillDo As the article says, there’s not much in the way of detail coming out of Russia. But a sudden sinkin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pa

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“Czechoslovakia ramped up spying on Trump in late 1980s, seeking US intel” theguardian.com/us-news/2018/o…

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“Huge Floating Dry Dock Holding Russia’s Only Aircraft Carrier Has Accidentally Sunk” thedrive.com/the-war-zone/2… More a wet dock now.

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A brief video of Australia’s current foreign policy in action. pic.twitter.com/PgUNjiOeXb

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FruzsE can’t believe mighty USA is now afraid of a migrant caravan…

how’d we go from “Operation Desert Shield” to bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BK

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@JohnBirmingham @JustJimWillDo I don’t mean to be difficult, JB, but are you having trouble remembering recent events?

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ICYMI, I posted a NEW PODCAST on Sunday night. You should listen to it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan, remainder: Continue existing in a stage of Banker Flu blurriness, listening to podcasts and clearing brow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh

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@JohnBirmingham Don’t you… don’t you have to be on the shortlist?

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Hello, Australian Energy Daily, and may good fortune go with you! @EnergyDailyAU australianenergydaily.com.au Editor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…At

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SusanCarland Agenda item 1 for this irregular meeting on Twitter: A ban on any media referring to their program tomorrow as “spooktacular”

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Last night’s speech “Then and now – coming out from the shadows” b@MikePBurgessss, Director-General o@ASDGovAuAasd.gov.au/speeches/20181…Nn

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus I have obtained White Fragility for December.

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urghpooja i googled how singlish was defined and this was the first thing i saw and it’s so funny i dont know why hasjsjhdjsj pic.twitter.com/vGVzq482XN

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@max_au I’m sure the relevant PR people will send me the documents, and I’ll read them as soon as my eyeballs stop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Y

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@joelpmichael People will assume this until someone eventually checks and finds my decomposing corpse somewhere.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @trentyarwood It is clear that so-called “doctor” @trentyarwood needs to share his drugs.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know that certain so-called “doctors” would say that I just have a bad cold, but what would they know?

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@JustJimWillDo @juhasaarinen It’s best to ignore @juhasaarinen when he’s in this sort of mood.

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Tue plan, regrettable draft: Finish waking up; hang out the laundry; triage the inbox; continue existing in a stage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GF

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It is true that I have only just woken up. Banker Flu is very annoying. I did not get down to Sydney for an event as planned.

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Tuesday. Is it a lizard? Are you sure? Tuesday.

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If this is the TOP STORY then clearly people in Sussex need to sort out their lives. Get your cash somewhere else o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mO

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pfpicardi People always asked us why Teen Vogue was progressive and not more “balanced” towards the right.

The answer was:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UW

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Goddammit I have to be awake in four hours to get the 0607 train to Sydney to listen to a 90-minute commercial for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o1

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EmmMacfarlane So, not surprisingly, Twitter’s solutions to its woes won’t address the woes but will ruin its functionality. Good job, @jack.

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EmmMacfarlane 1) This won’t do what they think. 2) Some of us use the like button only to bookmark stuff, dammit. twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…

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@DrRhysPockett I can see where you’re going with that but I wish I couldn’t.

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Perhaps this is a @SnarkyPlatypus poll. Ranking the prime ministers of Australia in the order of how much ketamine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jU

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Maybe if you were blindfolded and on ketamine, but even then.

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Maybe the one excuse would be that you scored a decent root out of it. But Tony Abbott? Really? How fuckin’ desperate would you have to be?

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