Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 5th, 2019

@erstkate Well it’s impossible for it to have been done any other way.

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Foss also knew what really happened on Easter Island. pic.twitter.com/EIQmdKHCK5

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USCSS Nostromo from “Alien” was designed by Chris Foss and another of the greats, Ron Cobb, though this image is a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YC

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Chris Foss’ spaceship designs for the Alejandro Jodorowsky production of “Dune” that never happened are sublime. pic.twitter.com/fLsK51GCw3

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Somewhere in storage I have a copy of “21st Century Foss” (1978), a collection of his work without the book titles..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0I

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I so loved Chris Foss’ artwork. It made all the E E Doc Smith potboilers palatable. twitter.com/retroscifiart/…

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@jonoabroad Does it have to be that particular pistol?

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@jplonie @SnarkyPlatypus Yep, all good. He’s still the same person as me. This sock-puppet charade still has plenty of life in it.

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@darrenpauli @ashabeeeee So what you’re saying is that the more you loathe a vendor, the more you should interact with their PR firm. Cool.

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ChrisEndrey There are ibises in Canberra, but they’re just birds that enjoy water and flying. They’re only bin chickens because Sydney is a bin.

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MattBors I am getting replies to this like I made it to own AOC. twitter.com/MattBors/statu…

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AndrewDMurray Cyberlaw Twitter.

I can reveal that the report of the House of Lords Communications Committee inquiry into intern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw

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TVCommentBot If you liked it then you should’ve put a car mirror on it. And some small mosquito net with gasmasks I know. pic.twitter.com/xdgEgCnQna

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dtmooreeditor STYLE GUIDE FOR JOURNALISTS: “Cretinous fascist Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, who calls himself ‘Tommy Robinson’ because i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wo

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Shami_Siva “If a hijabi is blanking you, it’s not personal. She’s just listening to a podcast.” @yassmin_a revealing that Musl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LW

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@SnarkyPlatypus OK, that page has the process. Call the number as soon as you can.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The key thing is that on that number they can kill the passport number immediately.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Depends what you mean by “compromised”. Call DFAT for advice. passports.gov.au/lost-and-stole…

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“‘One of the best crooks ever’: The inside story of how an expert safe-cracker got away with robbing $5.4million wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZO

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HayMapApp bull accidentally pops his favorite ball 🔴🐂 :( pic.twitter.com/evvtvm6gzU

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@bigjsl @swearyanthony Sounds about right. Also, photographs of wild animals.

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desplesda good programming practice means showing proper respect to variables that you dispose of pic.twitter.com/KBBkKKbKjU

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@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ @jplonie @jonoabroad Oh there ARE smart criminals. A fun part of my work is hearing about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NH

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Hey Kids, around this time last night I posted a podcast, and a couple tweets about how you can support my bullshit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA

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@ashabeeeee @rohan_p @NewtonMark @dobes You must be the luckiest woman in the world!

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girlgerms It’s *ALWAYS* DNS. twitter.com/ip1/status/110…

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie @jonoabroad Over the years I’ve come to the conclusion that quite a few people a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uc

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A brand new “Trump, Inc.” podcast has just dropped. “Six Tips for Preparing for the Mueller Report, Which May or Ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VI

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie @jonoabroad And the banks etc have a lot more data on where the dodgy transactions were in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8L

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Stratfor ’s ruling government remains focused on securing its power in next year’s general elections, and will thus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u3

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jplonie @jonoabroad Obviously you have civil and criminal escalation possibilities past that.

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@swearyanthony This isn’t a recommendation, because all I’ve seen is the TVC, but these guys are advertising themse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b9

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad I use the bank app’s “lock card” feature when travelling and across long..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ad

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alexanderedge_ Somebody was thinking this morning pic.twitter.com/E8YR15Kyjp

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Is Crusader Rabbit pushing the dog’s face towards his groin?

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus [Nods] A lot has changed between then and now, at least for the AU banking systems.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jonoabroad My red and white bank did it all on the phone. Very efficient. We both pulled up the da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qx

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Yes, @GuardianAus strikes me more as an Iced VoVo kind of outfit. twitter.com/AmyRemeikis/st…

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Histreepix The President of the United States of America prepares to sexually harass an unattended flag. 2019. pic.twitter.com/7aXWUkbESb

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@SnarkyPlatypus I also acknowledge that I’ve been a bit too deep into the world of fraud detection, as have you.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Having already made a goose of myself earlier, I won’t judge people’s level of knowledge, but I wil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ja

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@ataraxite I didn’t know this! The offset limit is an interesting way of doing it, too.

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@phil_sec_mel Indeed, and of course that’s regardless of which political persuasion we’re talking about. But I’m 99..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zX

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@jplonie @bigjsl I just tweet ‘em, I don’t explain ‘em.

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@ataraxite The argument is that any expenditure on gambling, or any losses, would therefore be a tax deduction.

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DeletedWiki Rectal Anarchy

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Good God, his nose is bigger than her whole head! twitter.com/Origsmartassam…

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timfox I’m quite disturbed that Python uses camel case (for classes), and OCaml uses snake case.

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KylohDamian Australia is experiencing an incomes recession. Weak wages growth has delivered the largest fall in living standard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Do

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@bigjsl There are SO many unanswered questions!

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rebekahscanlan The @TheNTNews has caused actual chaos over their Top 10 Australian biscuits list @newscomauHQ news.com.au/lifestyle/food…

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I’ll just point @SnarkyPlatypus to the middle of this thread and leave him to work outwards from there. twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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I agree that this would be a very wrong thing to do. twitter.com/posty/status/1…

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@MikeCarlton01 @paulwallbank I think it’s interesting to see how many stories people are expected to produce, but I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…71

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I wonder what Tony Abbott’s concept of “advanced IT skills” would be. battlelines.com.au/bootcamp I also note that “inv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0F

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egadheg Lmao, this is not healthy pic.twitter.com/Bmc16QT3bV

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@NewtonMark I think @dobes and @rohan_p need to be on this thread.

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@NewtonMark What is it about These Guys and the random Capitalisation of the Concepts?

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@NewtonMark I’m liking the reference to the republican concept of “We The People, For The People, By The People”,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FG

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NewtonMark When he asks which constitution the High Court was using when it made its s44 rulings, and says that a party with m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JZ

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NewtonMark This is some pretty funny sovcit shit (rest of his timeline is ace, too) twitter.com/spanner322/sta…

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If people stopped using Chrome as their web browser, global warming would be slowed by 0.2C.

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Psychonaut99 In which a man has, at seemingly interminable length, the realisation that no matter where we are, or where we’re f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X9

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TheNTNews WOW THINGS REALLY HAVE GOTTEN SERIOUS. TASMANIA NOW HAS THE INTERNET. pic.twitter.com/SAIYxPHzBZ

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rachelmillman ariana grande selling a custom starbucks drink on international women’s day is like. you cannot write better parody..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gl

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pixelatedboat Before you criticise the new Sonic, please understand that Christian Bale had to undergo hundreds of hours of surge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…10

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Dustinkcouch doctor: you’ve got six weeks to live

me: give me eight

doctor: it doesn’t work like that

me: seven?

doctor: com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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MalwareJake “My blockchain startup is going to revolutionize dark web monitoring. We’ve secured millions in VC funding!” twitter.com/Jalalapeno/sta…

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cjane87 We are going to do the 2016 primary and general elections over again until we die. pic.twitter.com/B66XfPvdIh

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virginia_gay I cannot get enough of this. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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Popehat Whenever I want to feel more strong, rugged, and indomitable, I look at fan culture, which is made up of fragile po..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hu

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glengyron Prodigy were incredibly influential growing up in Adelaide.

First time everyone seemed to enjoy rave sounds. An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EU

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@PointlessAU @markhumphries Possibly because he’s actually presenting the show.

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ACTPolicing OK Canberra, this one is just ridiculous! Please DO NOT call Triple Zero (000) and ask us to message your mate to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…om

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emmaleeshields how do I enter this pageant twitter.com/whoresofyore/s…

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If you’re REALLY desperate for something to listen to on the way home, I made a podcast last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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1. Beautiful geotargeting.
2, No, no they can’t. twitter.com/peterwells/sta…

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@Diurnalprimate @juhasaarinen @ashabeeeee I am so stealing this! The Cybergeist is a concept that deserves to be adopted widely.

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thetowncrier The social media guy has locked himself in a room, high on too many Tim Tams, refusing to surrender to his bosses. twitter.com/TheNTNews/stat…

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@franksting Didn’t they do the Operation on you?

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@franksting How dare you think that something happening outside Australia has any relevance to what it happening in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EU

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Syphilis would be a much better get than Clive Hamilton. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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Here you go, @billshortenmp, something for you to aspire to, because at least this jellyfish has a sense of directi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW

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It’s funny because it’s true. twitter.com/ReadPete/statu…

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Ladies and gentlemen, behold Australia’s prime minister, Scott Morrison! twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…

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ashabeeeee Well. Thanks for that ScoMo pic.twitter.com/D6CBOWGCSd

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Hahahaha! @davispg said “@AustralianLabor grow-up, do something worthwhile, take a stand.” twitter.com/davispg/status…

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@docbaty @wheelyweb @ericscheid I am going to die / am dying on this hill, I know, but I cannot agree with you gent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3M

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marcuskelson australian dinosaurs - never come here… twitter.com/MarkRDuckett/s…

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davispg Sounds like Victoria needs to go through a reform of its labour hire practices as QLD has done recently after it wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G0

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@wheelyweb @ericscheid And said technique has been correctly used, because both addition and multiplication is comm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RK

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@NewtonMark Oh they know, it’s just that Molan isn’t explaining it very well.

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@wombat1974 @jonoabroad I knew it was a thing. I just didn’t know it had a name.

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richardlfarmer London’s Telegraph reports on modern Britain: Royal Ascot bends the gender dress codes - ladies are permitted to dr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nD

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@wheelyweb @ericscheid And that’s the point. It’s not about learning arithmetic but about regurgitating lessons.

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The problem with seeing @realDonaldTrump as a puppet is that he must have 20 or 30 different fists up him all at once.

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jeamland Speaking of “I TOLD YOU, DAD, I’M NOT A GOTH”..pic.twitter.com/Atw344DI9E9E

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NewtonMark The NHMRC spends all its money trying to find a cure for cancer, and never puts any effort at all into brain worms. twitter.com/S__Shep/status…

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NewtonMark Can anyone help Mark Edward out by showing him some POOF? twitter.com/spanner322/sta…

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“Trying to name Australia’s favourite biscuit is a fool’s errand,” writes @adamliaw, riffing off the glorious work..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y0

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peter_gearin @quaedvliegs Still doing turn backs, eh? Nice work …

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quaedvliegs Just stopped this 80+ yr old guy (with some difficulty), coming head on at 110 km/h on Hume Highway - the wrong way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z9

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Mate, Peter Dutton can’t be expected to oversee this sort of thing. It’s not like he has 82 million fingers and toe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pt

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ShayneNeumannMP Another day, another contract Peter Dutton needs to explain.

This one is worth $82 million… for just 282 days of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MZ

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@annie_parker @liubinskas @amandaprice1002 I now assume every stupid spelling for a company name is real.

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NuclearAnthro 🚨NEW FOIA RELEASE🚨

Unclassified tour of Nuclear Weapon Instructional Museum.

File here: dropbox.com/s/hc8zbdjeovn3…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6r

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Well this looks fascinating. I might see if I can fit it into my schedule. It’s 12–14 June in Canberratwitter.com/ASPI_org/statu…na

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SquigglyRick Rates have been on hold almost as long as a Centrelink phone customer

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jonnysun some good responses to the “your english is so good!” microaggression:

- wow! yours is too

- thanks i learned it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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Facebook in Facebook is a pack of dangerous cunts shock.

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@upulie I’d pop out for a coffee.

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@jonoabroad They tend to live in a bubble world.

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Definitely a strange euphemism. twitter.com/upulie/status/…

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NuclearAnthro Alternately I’ll make the document public as soon as 5 of y’all sign up to be patrons.

Am I pushing my Patreon a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lp

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NuclearAnthro 🚨 Victory🚨
“Nuclear Weapon Instructional Museum Tour”

Includes rarely & never before seen images of US nukes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2V

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dj2mn 🤔 twitter.com/johannesmutlu/…

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Just so you know, @jpwarren, we’re now at Governance 4.0. twitter.com/marinasgo/stat…

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@jonoabroad Sometimes it’s within hours. They’ll email you at 10am, say, telling you about a potential story under..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RP

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Also, that your executive can tell me about <generic and obvious issues in your industry> is not itself of any inte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f4

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Here’s another one. If I haven’t replied I’m either not interested, or busy dealing with today’s work and not conce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eg

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For me the abbreviation “spag bol” has always sounded like some sort of vomit. twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…

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GuideDogsNSWACT In NSW, a Guide Dog in harness is legally allowed to enter all public places. Read more about Guide Dog access righ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b7

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@Kxyne For better or for worse, that IS @guardianstyle. theguardian.com/guardian-obser… See also the entry on that page for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YK

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Tue plan, update: 1230 Walk to the village; 1308 train to Leura; annoying errands and administrivia; podcast plugs;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sT

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@NewtonMark @firstdogonmoon Surely the thing to do would be to stash a fully-charged mobile somewhere within the lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dC

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BenjaminFrisch Hi, this is a strange ask, but if you, or someone you know has ever adorned their vehicle with Truck Nuts unironica..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xs

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TheKennyDevine There’s so much going on here, I don’t know where to start.

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Class Exercise: Read both stories. Discuss their strengths and weaknesses. Write your own version of the story, inc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S7

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Tweet 2: Solid. Focuses on the human, gives us the patient’s location and gender (though the latter is incidental)…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7C

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Tweet 1: Mediocre. If a patient has been cured for the second time then they weren’t cured the first time. Second s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B8

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@tshanahan83 @NewtonMark NSW politics is a neverending stream of quality and excellence.

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@tshanahan83 @NewtonMark Oh a nihilistic sense of despair is hardly “nothing”.

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NewtonMark Telling Alan Jones you’ll sack him as soon as you gain the ability to do so is a power move, nobody will shed a tea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yg

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HEY DOREEN, BRING ME MY BEST SCHADENFREUDE GIN. twitter.com/brucehawker201…

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Yes, Petal, thanks for playing. [Pats head gently] twitter.com/DiamondandSilk…

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erstkate So very very wrong twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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Dear World, look upon this man’s works, and despair. twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/…

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tshanahan83 Well this isn’t going to get photoshopped….much…. @glengyron pic.twitter.com/S2fGROoPLC

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Hey who’s good for commentary on youth and kids apps — in this case Yubo — without being OMFG CHILDREN ARE COMMUNICtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…n1BK

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@GreenJ You’ve linked to The Australian there. Are you trolling us?

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@mattjhatton Oh, and economics, finance, and all that money shit.

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@mattjhatton Oh I certainly know this to be true! Literature, drama, popular music, jazz, film, the arts more gener..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…89

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@NewtonMark @CARROT_app @jeamland I have just RTFM’d and learned about this tool to compare the accuracy of weather..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VQ

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@heosat @dobes I wonder how much of that has been down to Tesla’s lower-than-demand production rates.

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This is also a relevant point. I am looking increasingly arsehattish on this one, so sorry about that, everyone. twitter.com/mattjhatton/st…

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Andrew_Zammit ASPI’s Counterterrorism Yearbook 2019 is out! I have a chapter in it on Australia (page 9), and a large table of pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hl

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@NewtonMark @CARROT_app @jeamland This also means that the Willy Weather integration must be out of beta. ;)

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@NewtonMark @CARROT_app Depends. Willy Weather is BoM and better for the official locations. Dark Sky uses a source..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vc

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[Insert standard rant about how I’m worried about the lack of numeracy in society more generally.]

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There’a an element of “use it or lose it” here. I’ve just realised that I do decimals to percentage conversions al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lg

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Summary: I’m being told that multiplication being commutative is generally mentioned in early primary, but not nece..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tQ

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@moylecroft @PogonophileMelb [Nods] “Use it or lose it” is a thing, yes, and I have forgotten so much of what I did..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Do

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@dobes And yet they cheer when this year’s device is twice as fast as last year’s. So they should just throw away t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yy

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dobes “Tesla owners literally protest over drastic price cuts”

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@stephens_ben Ah yes, sorry, I can see how it could do that. This “Um…” is not the “Um are you an idiot?” but the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZB

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Um, could a maths teacher tell me when kids are taught that multiplication is commutative? I’m having trouble with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kT

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“How local TV news stations are playing a major (and enthusiastic) role in spreading the Momo hoax” (28 Feb)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TA

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jillastark Julian Burnside has raised more than $30,000 in two hours. The treasurer should be very concerned. burnside.greens.org.au

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@dahowlett I’ll have an extra handful today.

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@rorybaust Don’t worry, you are amongst friends.

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@franksting If this is about The The, well, I am willing to compromise.

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@dandelionaround Indeed it would be. There’s PRs out there charging clients good money yet making really basic mistakes.

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I am in a mood.

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1. “The The” was only an average band.
2. It’s a single word, is “breathtaking”. twitter.com/rorybaust/stat…

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egadheg Imagine thinking Skywhale was anything except a triumph of art, design, craft and the (post-)human spirit.

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egadheg Gallery mindset pic.twitter.com/3Xs0uhDfae

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Maybe we should just email their clients. “Dear Big Vendor, your PR people are being annoying fuckwits in the follo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv

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Maybe we need a so-called “blog” that lists Today’s PR Dumbness. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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intelwire “It has come to our attention that our irresponsible words may have financial consequences, and for that, we are tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wv

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Histreepix Amateur spies, 1957. pic.twitter.com/Z3BvBUeB3l

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Dear PR Firms, if you send me a press release about a report you want me to read, don’t send me a download link tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rU

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dobes Thanks Rexona. I’ll give that a tick as well. pic.twitter.com/44wfI0jKII

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intelwire It’s real twitter.com/joshrogin/stat…

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start, because I worked late; walk to the village; annoying errands, Leura; podcast plugs; re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF

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The aim of this is almost certainly to get more data points recording your location. Location is one of the most va..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cW

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@joshgnosis May the gods be with you today, Josh. Bon chance!

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It’s another warm day in the Blue Mountains, despite @CARROT_app’s concerns. pic.twitter.com/PmWCgY1SYF

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edbott If you had “11 days” in the “How long till Roger Stone violates his gag order?” pool, congratulations! twitter.com/NatashaBertran…

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MELBOURNE PEOPLE: Please help this confused man from Perth. Dire need, etc. twitter.com/crispin_harris…

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@firstdogonmoon @irisherself Welcome to the world of people who write words without animal pictures.

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PreetBharara This is something. twitter.com/janemayernyer/…

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@NewtonMark @GreenJ I should say “know of” not “know”. :) No Anzac Day plans yet, so I’ll have my people talk to your people.

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“Old man waving at passing traffic” is usually the last part of these stories. The first part is a police press rel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f7

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@NewtonMark @GreenJ I know the guy you mean. Yes, you should probably listen to him. :)

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@NewtonMark @GreenJ Obviously I am an Expert™ in these matters, having read not one but two magazine articles and several forum threads.

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@NewtonMark @GreenJ I’m now remembering that WW2 fighter tactics were rarely throttle-based too, with some engine t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mH

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I don’t want to think about what “prorected” might mean. pic.twitter.com/td1JBNP1Q4

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@NewtonMark @GreenJ [Nods] This fits with what contemporary fighter pilots say about managing energy, and I now see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D6

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glengyron Amazing testament to civil society that he hasn’t been run down after his support of Pell. twitter.com/tomlowrey/stat…

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RT [PRORECTED]; Our “Crypto” Future looks very like a 19th Century Manchester Cotton Mill. twitter.com/phillipcaudell…

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@NewtonMark @GreenJ It’s very kind* of you do this out over the ocean in case you drop one, too.

* Required, I ass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ww

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@NewtonMark @GreenJ That looks both fun and slightly scary, though less so if you’re the one in control of the airc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ya

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stilgherrian The next new episode will be another one with @NicholasFryer, to be posted on Thursday night.

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stilgherrian If you’d like to support this daft thing and my other activities, take out a paid subscription with benefits at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Recycled Edict 1” stilgherrian.com/edict/r00001/ Yes, it’s a least-worst-of compilation.

It’s also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0N

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Tuesday. Weeds, all weeds. Tuesday.

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