Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 9th, 2019

kyletorpey Bitcoin users in Canada are being targeted with audits by the Canada Revenue Agency (federal tax agency). Attached..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SN

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I think this actually happened in the 1700s. twitter.com/StewartMcDonal…

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brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 20 days away.

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@JustJimWillDo Today’s lesson: Astronauts can’t even get their story straight about what drugs they’re on.

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@Rubenerd Have you seen the research paper on “pseudo profound bullshit”? I think that is the correct phrase.

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Rubenerd Are we *sure* Deepak Chopra really isn’t writing these? Like Horse Ebooks? It’s like Poe’s Law for intellectual waf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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ItsBouquet Well then … pic.twitter.com/wheDRgyTID

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@GordyPls The only explanation I can think of is that both Jamie Oliver and Elon Musk were hatched from the same clutch.

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sarahdingle_ Everyone, stop feeding Patches pic.twitter.com/72dKrcbc7G

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It’s important to have goals, to have dreams. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@ScottRhodie Thanks. I basically have ebola at the moment, but I’ll probably be better soon. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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My headache is coming back so I’m unlikely to put up with you people and your uselessness tonight.

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rachshabi Frequently seeing shakshuka on breakfast menus now and I’m not sure I trust you lot with it (I mean look what you did to hummus)

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@derridalicious @ScottRhodie @nick__nobody Is it worth me scrolling back, or will I just get angry?

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@derridalicious @ScottRhodie @nick__nobody No, I’m saying the exact opposite. (I haven’t read the context, sorry, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y1

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@ScottRhodie @smithmeyerjen @nick__nobody @derridalicious (I have been a long way down the copyright law rabbit-hole quite a few times.)

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@ScottRhodie @smithmeyerjen @nick__nobody @derridalicious You DO personally own the rights. You are wrong and I will fight you on this,

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@darrenpauli I haven’t read Mr Zuckerberg’s latest thing but apparently it’s pretty delusional.

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@darrenpauli I write all my own material, you know.

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OrkneyLibrary Yes, and how many times must our balls turn damp,
before they’re forever dried?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4p

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Has anyone ever seen Elon Musk and Jamie Oliver in the same room?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Think of it as formal rather than plural, s’il vous plaît.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Obviously he is qualified as an actual medical practitioner.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I have checked with a medico friend who has confirmed that it’s ebola and we’re liaising with the W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T5

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@jonoabroad This is my fourth day in. Not fun.

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@jonoabroad Oh that’s not good. What’s happening?

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Hmmm. Not a fever. This is good, I guess, because it probably means I don’t need to seek external advice. I can die peacefully at home.

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Wrapped in two quilts, shivering constantly, sweating, body still aching. Very disgruntled.

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Sat plan, now that it’s 2pm: I’m not really capable of doing anything much today. The lurgi continues. I’m shiverin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RX

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SBSNews Watch the moment a paraglider makes a safe landing only to then be attacked by a kangaroo. Straya! pic.twitter.com/nqStQnV9gk

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@skwashd @PeterDutton_MP More seriously, give @CyberGovAU a call on 1300 CYBER1.

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@alexdante I probably would be. :) But there’s a far, far more likely explanation that relates directly to my own c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RR

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@alexdante Thanks, but no, I know it wasn’t that. I’m pretty sure you can’t get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of a seizure. :)

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At first I read this as Tony’s “colonoscopy” … twitter.com/marrowing/stat…

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marrowing this is a great summary of toney’s cosmology: there are normal people who agree with him, and then there are people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c9

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@savourybanana @korstraw I’m guessing you didn’t recognise Trump’s signature? (It’s probably a positive sign if you didn’t.)

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@savourybanana @korstraw That’s right. That’s the entire point.

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So I have many, many questions about this… twitter.com/sarahcpr/statu…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe, but this was also a different experience somehow, and the changes over the last 10 days were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o4

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Maybe I accidentally ingested some of what the Nationals are on.

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Sat plan, background: I’ve only just woken up after extremely disturbing and disorienting… dreams? A weird experi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ex

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Saturday. Paper. Feathers. String. Titanium. Cheese. Saturday.

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