Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 13th, 2019

@JustJimWillDo I deliberately wrote it in American so it would be understood in that great land.

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In which John Ruddick tells the kids planning to take one day off school that they’re aiming way, way too low. twitter.com/JohnRuddick2/s…

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Whenever I hear the phrase “cloud penetration testing” I imagine someone sodomising a big sack of cotton candy.

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ItsBouquet So what you’re saying is that in the 25 years that Mr Abbott has been representing this seat, congestion hasn’t bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xy

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@dobes @purserj @rohan_p This franchise will never overtake Star Trek.

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Oh yeah, and for some reason I’m now awake again.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the government of Australia.

(Yes, this is real. Prime Minister Scott Morrison has divided e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mB

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susie_dent The dictionary has not been kind to those in politics. From centuries past it offers the following:
snollygoster: a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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ASmallFiction “You never realized you’re all simulated?”

“No!”

“We shut you down for updates! Daily!”

“But we dreamed!”

“Defragmenting? You saw that?”

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erstkate Please comment: should I shop my bloated birthing labia onto Barnaby’s head & post on Facebook? Those who have foll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VT

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@manaz_d @colourmeamused_ @johnb78 So yeah this is another of those situations where the original tweet really was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n4

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@staticsan It’s a bad one, and there are reasons why it’s had a more aggressive run than I might have hoped.

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I think I might try to eat something.

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GordyPls Facebook’s community standards specifically permit photoshopping an arsehole on a politician pic.twitter.com/q7q66upVrY

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QldPolice Do not call Triple Zero about your account being down.

I was just about to collect USD$10.5million from an inheritance too… 👀

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@dobes @rohan_p Don’t drag me into this bullshit.

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colourmeamused_ Great news, a blue tick MAGATwitter duo from TheDaily Wire and The Federalist has solved the Boeing crash.

The cau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7e

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People vastly overestimate the utility of their unsolicited comments to Twitter threads.

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And that’s kinda today’s energy levels gone.

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@Serrels It’s the bumps on the stem that really add to the experience.

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May I remind everyone that Elon Musk is just Jamie Oliver in an Elon Musk mask. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Ma’am, sorry to interrupt, but the BBC’s gone rogue.” twitter.com/BBCScienceNews…

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I think we should be able to see the risk assessment on this. twitter.com/matthew_d_gree…

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There’s such an over-supply of piss and wind in Sydney’s eastern suburbs.

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Oh did that shoe shop shut down?

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TimBiggs I don’t know why this ancient article is suddenly trending on @theage tech section, but it’s quite a read.
“There’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s2

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Wed plan, still dying but not dead series, day 8 or maybe 9: I dunno, I’m just gonna lie here and see what happens…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wY

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And now the unhinging begins.

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Damn, I forgot to get my pitchfork.

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Wednesday. Do not try this at home. Wednesday.

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