Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 14th, 2019

There’s some strong cases being put in this thread. twitter.com/NifMuhammad/st…

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AustraliaUN Congratulating Major General Cheryl Pearce on her appointment as Force Commander of UN Forces in Cyprus UNFICYP - o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TV

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I too am pleased that New Jersey is choosing not to become a nuclear state. twitter.com/russianforces/…

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stilgherrian Need a bigger fence. twitter.com/lyndalcurtis/s…

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HowardManns 4yo’s decided “as a pancake” is an adverb of degree. So:
“Flat as a pancake” = very flat
“Cool as a pancake” = very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4t

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@paulwiggins That’s a lot of radical ideas all at once. (Also really re Clunes? I’d assumed he was older.)

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“This is the BBC. And now some messages for our friends on the Continent…” twitter.com/Rashas_Mo/stat…

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nampix of today’s in sth west pic @nampix for @smh pic.twitter.com/0O4U7IQVdl

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I WOULD DEFINITELY LIKE MORE TELEVISION WHERE OLD WHITE ACTORS EXPLAIN FOREIGN COUNTRIES TO US. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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@NuclearAnthro Honestly you are such a fuss-budget.

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quaedvliegs There is a global cocaine glut because:

1. Coca plant eradication programs have ceased

2. Colombian govt has ced..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kv

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@zdnetaustralia Also at @zdnetaustralia today: “Huawei to deliver WA train network: Report” by @thelaughingsub..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TI

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s Huawei ban a ‘resolved’ question: Payne” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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A slightly different Scunthorpe problem. prolificnorth.co.uk/news/publishin…

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I mean he’d be right but that’s not the point.

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Hmmm. I have to go to Sydney tomorrow anyway, so I’m thinking of seeing my GP while I’m there to make sure I’m reco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pq

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“NSW man uses mobile phone to block arrow attack” theguardian.com/australia-news… I love the coded apropos-of-nothing final..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dV

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers. I’m so pleased to have been able to get it out the door withou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yN

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I know it’s laughable that people are calling 000 about Facebook and Instagram being down, but this one from the ot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ij

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rohan_p This is back in court tomorrow. I think Redbubble is probably the only organisation that’s been sued by both the He..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lc

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@thelaughingsub This is most amusing, given what I’m currently writing.

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derridalicious I’m going through old lecture slides and I found this slide and ngl it still cracks me up twitter.com/derridalicious…

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@ssharwood Melbourne’s never struck me as Australia’s balustrade capital.

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That thing where you look at the packet of drugs on the desk and think, “Is that there because I’m about to have so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qf

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@NuclearAnthro PuF4 sounds like an awesome party drug.

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Attempting to move on from The Soup Misjudgement and, shortly, attempting some more work.

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caseyjohnellis “When 4 billion people hit refresh: A Devops Case-Study”

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I am being accused of pandashaming.

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@RealNickHodge @franksting “HORROR ENCOUNTER REVEALS TRUE POWERS: Margaret Thatcher causes panda’s face to melt”

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@RealNickHodge @jpwarren This may well be true. Last time I was at a PM&C roundtable they brought out The Good Bisc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…og

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voltagex I knew that penguin was hiding dark secrets. pic.twitter.com/cb3BAHGxJ3

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bencjenkins What on fucking earth is happening at The Australian pic.twitter.com/hB5b2CCXTs

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Don’t tell Daisy about this one or her head will explode. twitter.com/zellieimani/st…

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jdub I am so excited by the prospect of another fundamentally disappointing Labor government. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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zellieimani This is badass.

High school students lock out administrators in protest of racist video and stage an overnight sit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…82

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julianprice_ Call to the newsroom:
“I want to speak to one of your reporters about a story that aired yesterday..’

Me:
“Ok, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oZ

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JamColley conservative get up is what they call closing time at the bowls club

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My Body: “Maybe you’re finally ready to eat something, yeah?”
Me: “Yeah? Well maybe something gentle. I’ll have som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ip

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BitchesvBrexit Speak English or fuck off back where you came from twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mog…

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WOW YOU ALL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. I am busy sipping soup now, and after that I have a thing to do, so I will not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YO

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@jendudley So, just like the Prime Minister!

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@dahowlett It’s hard to tell these days.

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People are more interested in this than I’d thought, so here’s the full list of Title options on this website. pic.twitter.com/7yQLBBqawU

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Scottludlam this cry of pure tory anguish is today’s best tweet twitter.com/DaisyCousens/s…

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@benraue That’s not the full list in that screenshot, but yes there do seem to have been some arbitrary decisions along the way.

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@glendturner See this is the thing. I don’t think you have to tell your entire life story on a mailing label.

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@dobes Something like that would work, yes, though HRH Princess does have a nice ring to it.

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@jonoabroad Some people prefer not to use titles. I am one of these people. It’s classist bullshit. Unless it’s som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8

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@egadheg Oh no that bit was fine. As soon as you see titles like Sheik then you’re usually good for mononyms.

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Registering for an account where I have SO many choices for Title except “None”. pic.twitter.com/lPVbFg1o59

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@NewtonMark Well that’s a happy collection of people, though circumnavigating England on a mobility scooter sounds kinda fun.

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I thought this was policy now? @ArmsControlWonk, can you help me here? twitter.com/C_Painter/stat…

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pixelatedboat Twitter announces plan to replace likes, retweets, replies, and tweets with a single big button labelled “GIVE ME DEPRESSION”

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egadheg This kid just sold an app to Amex for $25m and I can’t help but feel the caption writer wanted to subtly own him pic.twitter.com/rhbmueX78f

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jonkudelka Brescherxit in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/WFrXCyjVO3

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Some A-grade jerk bird trolling for @dobes. twitter.com/SlenderSherbet…

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markhumphries Relevant again re: twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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Still, at least she didn’t say “Children are there to work in coal mines.” Mostly. twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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glengyron What’s going on here. pic.twitter.com/ZQUzZSUwlB

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@arizclint Perhaps, but you never know what they might find.

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GreenJ Ah yes, ⁦@SpectatorOz⁩ … for the well-informed sex offender … pic.twitter.com/DG0Xce5fw9

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“Forced to”? No one is suggesting they weren’t going to, surely. twitter.com/TechCrunch/sta…

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Currently PR campaign and historical truth. pic.twitter.com/gYexRt0Vr0

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@CosmicRami If you break it there’ll be hell to pay.

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@twiddlekins WHAT ABOUT THE QUALITY OF IMPORTED CHEESE.

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stilgherrian Whenever I hear the phrase “cloud penetration testing” I imagine someone sodomising a big sack of cotton candy.

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@dobes @davidgerard @rohan_p Mr Dobes I am trying to get my brain working enough to be of use to you today and this isn’t helping.

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@Viss @snipeyhead To be fair, the Fraggles were pretty cool.

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jdub Fresh evidence that Brexit is a scripted drama. twitter.com/justincormack/…

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@irisherself Thanks for asking, and thanks for your help. :)

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@irisherself Nah I’ve just got to ride this out. I’m getting professional updates tomorrow, though, since it’s up a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QF

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dahowlett Do these people think it’s 1940 or what? twitter.com/jamesmelville/…

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@irisherself On the supplies front? No, I’ve just run out of everything because I last did the shopping on Sun 3 Mar.

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From a distant age… (HT various.) pic.twitter.com/lRXoPsgJF5

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Thu plan, still dying but not dead series, day 9 or maybe 10, a draft: I’m up early to get a couple of productive t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jl

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Thursday. Belligerent. Thursday.

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sovietvisuals Soviet theme park ride “Saturn”. 1978. pic.twitter.com/Kyy8V01EWd

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@anewmn Oh great. Now I have The Doubt as well.

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This is some very impressive organisation. twitter.com/cbronline/stat…

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@JustJimWillDo Also thanks for your kind thoughts. I’ve seen a notices improvement today, so here’s hoping.

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@JustJimWillDo I just noticed that I got “sodomising” wrong.

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