Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 24th, 2019

BennettArron Trying to decide who should replace Theresa May as Prime Minister is like trying to decide which toilet to use at a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vH

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fclousotxxx And… good morning!
This is a demodex. They’re tiny creatures who live on human faces. They’re on your face now. D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c1

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@Pakula @ozdj @zzap I understand that there are many people who might like it.

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@TorSamundsett @kcarruthers I’d go with the latter, but it could also be petrol sniffing. ;)

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UncleDuke1969 *sticks pinky out* pic.twitter.com/YGukg3OSEW

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@ozdj @zzap I would never promote that cunt’s restaurants.

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@upulie @Kmart Dead sheep really are quite smelly.

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@upulie @Kmart Perhaps they forgot to take the sheep out of the wool.

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@zzap @ozdj You could have stroked the elephant’s trunk.

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Would you like a bunch of recently-declassified @NetReconOfc material on the D-21/TAGBOARD surveillance drone progr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3X

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@zzap Sadly I am way too far away to stroke its trunk.

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@zzap Long Chim is a chain of high-end overpriced Thai-for-white-people restaurants by Australian chef David Thomps..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq

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@zzap I know what’s going on, if you’d like me to ruin it for you? Or I can leave you with the mystery. And the elephant.

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus “Several cans into a casserole dish and bake” is a classic genre.

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@moylecroft @glengyron @PollHereford @SnarkyPlatypus That’s the beauty of it. The combination of excellent modular components.

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@glengyron @PollHereford @SnarkyPlatypus I think we need to stick with the authentic ingredients.

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@PollHereford @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Well you really do need to go with all the trimmings, right?

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@PollHereford @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus So now I’m wondering whether to make it some time. It could be the next st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU

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New @JonathanPieNews: “Brexit: What’s the f**k is going on?” youtube.com/watch?v=-IL2Xw…

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Brad_Kul It’s called a calendar twitter.com/slghenderson87…

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new_waster How Twitter disintegrates a soul, in four screenshots: pic.twitter.com/pveRM4f5Zm

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jeongminnkim This phenomenon displayed in a new Korean slang 시발비용(fuckit-expense) is real. Econ problems are not making millenni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iE

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CrimeADay For when it drops, keep this @CrimeADay Redaction Key handy to help spot the ten most likely crimes to be redacted..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vO

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@nukolator @SnarkyPlatypus It has a certain open-air magnificence to it, yes.

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willozap in the nuremberg trials for who destroyed this planet the stikeez at coles will get their own special hearing

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus I’ve found another authentic noodle recipe for you! twitter.com/70s_party/stat…

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@GroperBlue @liamalexander Well this is a very different interpretation of the Gospels.

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Another key thing is that you can support that podcast plus other podcasts plus my shitposting with a subscription..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK

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One of the key items is that @NicholasFryer and I made a podcast the other day, so you should listen to that and ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0c

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 460: Chicken, sausage rolls, and democracy” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/46… Covers 18–24 Marchpic.twitter.com/8hh8fLJc7f7f

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melissamadsen Too hard for 50 menopausal women to hire a marquee on the same night in March? ‘Weddings Parties Anything’ are book..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gZ

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@erstkate Perhaps, but I think we need to differentiate between actual stupid people, who can’t be helped, and the wilfully ignorant.

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@oberonsghost Yeah a close eye tends to be kept on such events, by various people.

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Nice backgrounder on today’s Thai general elections by @Liam_Cochrane: “The general, the scholar, the tycoon ‘dadd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV

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@oberonsghost They will, though. You know they will. (Though fewer of them than in Melbourne.)

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@MatthewBevan Have you considered the possibility that that’s insane, or that you’re insane, or possibly both?

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“Sometimes you have to believe in yourself because no one else does either.” — Will Humphries, “W1A” s02e01

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Due to reasons, I have discovered this sexual purple prose generator. suptg.xp3.biz pic.twitter.com/tm7NJVl2qq

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@PeteLawler Well not really, no, but people get upset if you point that out.

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If only Labor had someone whose job it was to engage the electorate… twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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But racism or Islamophobia within the mainstream parties, that’s just fine. (Why is racism always someone else’s fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fN

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@moylecroft @paulkidd Well the challenge has been set. You know what to do.

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cstross IT’S NOT BREXIT UNTIL THE OUTSOURCING CONTRACTS TO DESIGN THE GIANT AZTEC SKULL-RACKS HAVE BEEN AWARDED TO FOSTER+PARTNERS

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But what’s he doing? Counting his shoes? Chastising the lawn? Shouting at grasshoppers? twitter.com/CNN/status/110…

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Sun plan, an update: I’ve eaten late and done my chores, mostly, and now I don’t need lunch. Can I be arsed going t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6V

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NicholasDole Setting up for a media conference with newly-returned premier @GladysB.

A lady asks: “who are you here for?”

Me:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sk

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@paulkidd And now he knows to start earlier, or at least get a move on, to hit all 18 booths during the federal election.

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@SilvesterSJ It’s just the things you see, stir-fried, really. I don’t even think about it any more, I just cook it.

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“I don’t feel sick and haven’t thrown up.” Now there’s a KPI. twitter.com/AndrewBrownAU/…

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Oh good. Also “family tracking app” is a phrase that should send a chill up the spine, not induce a sense of safety. twitter.com/rgmerk/status/…

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@daniels_den Indeed, they’re quite yummy, this batch.

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@HamishMack Thanks. Even if I say so myself, I’m not a bad cook.

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stilgherrian On a completely unrelated note, @NicholasFryer and I did a podcast the other day and it contains some thoughts abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4w

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@developerjack Settle, mate, they’re both fully clothed.

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joshgondelman Astrology seems like a great way to own up to your worst personality traits without ever having to address them specifically.

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robinschaer My friend & her husband lived in an apartment that had a soap dispenser installed on the edge of the kitchen sink…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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@jpwarren @ANAO_Australia Oh look I’m with you on that. They’re wonderful. But they’re an acquired taste.

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Maybe if there were a swimsuit round.

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Not that “counting the citizens’ votes” should be a rollicking yarn. It should be as exciting as watching an audit.

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I hadn’t realised that “keeping journalists amused” was an important KPI for the democrat process, but here we are…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2w

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@jonoabroad That’s quite possible, actually.

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PSyvret Presumably these new space ports will have fast rail links to the unicorn parks. pic.twitter.com/OGOK0B7Zk3

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@jdub Why are you watching the Sunday Bad Program?

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@glengyron @dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus And the best bit is that Alan Jones will work this into his script by Tu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cO

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The Brits are so appallingly inefficient. In Australia, she’d be gone by midnight, or at the very least by breakfas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T5

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I am impressed with the quality of some of the dezinformatsiya these days. This is wonderful, @dobes @glengyron..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wX

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start with fried rice and chores; errands, lunch, and shopping, Leura; consider the busy week..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CP

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andrewdotnich We could call it the Cotrell House Rule twitter.com/manjusrii/stat…

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And let’s be real here. The most important thing about the NSW state election result is whether I can get my shit jokes to work.

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I’m trying to work up a joke about how all this happened because Alan Jones gave $10,000 to Mark Latham* and theref..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zb

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jonkudelka I picture the NSW upper house like a vault where they keep the last remaining sample of smallpox and various other hideous diseases.

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“Doesn’t get much simpler than that.” pic.twitter.com/tKAGDv770P

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SnazzyQ Nobody at Tesla has ever seen rain before. pic.twitter.com/3oCNOZFFvn

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MoS_Politics 🧨 Boris Johnson’s furious election showdown with the PM…

🧨 No10 plea to JRM to save PM…

🧨 May loses the whips..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ

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MoS_Politics A senior Downing Street source tells the Mail on Sunday that “discussions about the Prime Minister’s future are ong..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UZ

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MoS_Politics CABINET COUP: PM TOLD SHE MUST GO…

🧨 Michael Gove being lined up as “Compromise Caretaker” after backlash at Dav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ku

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@CARROT_app I concede that there may have been fog earlier, but it’s only 0900 now.

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I will not be going into the non-existent fog, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/5WMRgYhvw9

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Sunday. Use a cross-breed. Sunday.

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