Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 26th, 2019

@johnmcternan No problem. It’s a story of global interest, and Al Jazeera has done amazing work.

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JustJimWillDo It’s put out that people in these “wingsuits” are “flying”.

Look at the pitch attitude of that poor aircraft tryin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZQ

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TheShovel An outraged Pauline Hanson says she has heard the claims made by Al Jazeera, and will confront him about it personally

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@SnarkyPlatypus @CosmicRami Oh I’m sure that there’s always scope for punching further down. Something something human nature.

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Tue plan, remainder: Watch a video with a nightcap at hand, and then retire, because I have a busy day in Sydney to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0

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JacktheInsider I strongly suspect this is not the first time Steve Dickson has been outsmarted.

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stilgherrian Worst sexual service ever. pic.twitter.com/pBEVc8Hyax

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@erstkate @indolentdandy Though I can’t help but think we’re missing the main story here.

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@indolentdandy @erstkate NYT has been known as “The Grey Lady” pretty much forever. Like BBC and ABC as “Auntie”.

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_DavidStevens A man just got on this packed Tube and unfolded a dark red paper napkin. Scrawled in black biro:

SUZIE IS IN LEIP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…41

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bencjenkins The Ashby stuff confirms my deeply held belief that Shithouse Machiavelli is one of the funniest and most underused comedy types.

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“I went undercover to expose the US, Australia gun lobby” aljazeera.com/blogs/americas… As I say, astounding work.

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If you’re outside Australia, here’s Al Jazeera’s “How to Sell a Massacre” part 1 on YouTube…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mZ

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What’s most interesting about that One Nation press conference earlier is that this al-Jazeera doco has been on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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@joshgnosis I believe the official answer is that everyone was drunk and can’t recall.

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@JustJimWillDo @johnb78 @DrRhysPockett Just as an aside, when I had that bruised face a few weeks back, Apple Photo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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“Has everybody had fish and chips?” — James Ashby

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Rob_Stott Find me the One Nation voter for whom this story is the final straw

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ONE WEEK UNTIL BUDGET NIGHT, AUSTRALIA!

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tacticalmaid Random thought: Ultimate shitpost to read the entire script of season one of the golden girls in parliament

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Imagine what it’s going to be like once the election campaigning starts.

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I suppose I should watch this al-Jazeera story coming up on @ABCTV since they went to so much trouble.

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stilgherrian This seems to be quite clear. pic.twitter.com/uXzyxC2Ejp

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup That would have been a disastrous faux pas.

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@JustJimWillDo That is the Nazi thing, yes. But I’m sure it’s a coincidence.

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patstokes Declaring “I don’t want to be the second choice of racists, I want to be the *first* choice of racists!” might not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zQ

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samanthamaiden James Ashby has told Andrew Bolt that One Nation does “want to maintain democracy in Australia” so that’s a positive

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In further One Nation news, “‘Mutant Rabbit’ Lost By University of Michigan Laboratory, FOIA Docs Show” motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/…

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I honestly don’t think the lion is getting enough credit in all this.

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stilgherrian Goddammit this is a really good joke and deserves much more love. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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sallyjsara Wonder if another undercover journo is secretly filming One Nation as they decide how to respond to the first one.

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GreenJ Is Latham drunk one nation or sober one nation? These factions matter.

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wolfcat A very handy guide to hats from James Ashby and Steve Dickson… pic.twitter.com/T13EKZtnxU

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GreenJ Maybe Drunk One Nation should run a seperate ticket?

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mrjamesob I’m beginning to wonder whether Theresa May is actually on top of things.

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blablafishcakes Marks and Spencer have staff who are trained to measure you for a bra that fits perfectly. You can book an appointm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jM

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oberonsghost Excellent troll by the Archdiocese’s Facebook intern. pic.twitter.com/ktmBomjXCK

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markhumphries A glimpse into the creative process behind my needlessly over-the-top jackpot reveals. twitter.com/pointlessau/st…

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gnat This is exactly the cycle that @danahboyd has been talking about for ages. Extremist -> extremist community -> hard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ

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I think I might pour a drink because I too would like $20 million funding from the NRA.

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hilltophoods Hey guys, it’s ‘Drink from a toilet if you voted for Mark Latham Day’!
It doesn’t have to be yours, it can be a fri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…14

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LAVA LAMPS ARE NOT A FAD THEY ARE A WAY OF LIFE. @PointlessAU.

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mootpointer It’s a feasibility study. It’s like Barnaby has never watched Utopia. If they were really serious it would have at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bB

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@whiteswine Did you just pile everything onto the other two thirds of your desk?

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Here is the @tveedercom transcript of that One Nation press conference. tveeder.com/560/byrange?&f… HT [PROTECTED].

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@dobes @PointlessAU The full video will turn up I’m sure. Worst-case scenario is that I have to get one of my ABC “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u3

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OK, it really does sound like I should have been watching the One Nation press conference, but I was catching up on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uy

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iAmTheWarax On Twitter dot com, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups:

The Experts, who dedi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jN

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Australian politics in a nutshell. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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murpharoo Have we all had a stroke or is this happening?

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AmyRemeikis Shorter Ashby and Dickson: If you have an issue with Drunk One Nation, take it up with Drunk One Nation. Don’t come..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4g

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NeilMcMahon If James Ashby suddenly confessed he was a Russian spy named Natasha everyone would just shrug.

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glengyron This Australian Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels reboot is boring as shit. pic.twitter.com/GEwBFvrCCU

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murpharoo Pauline is quite ill, just in case you were wondering.

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Dammit maybe I should’ve tuned in. This sounds like my kind of television. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…

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@shermozle @Jeff_Sparrow Well, yes, but weirder things have happened.

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mikko Lower-than-expected demand for iPhones forces Samsung to issue a profit warning. Yes, Samsung. They supply displays..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5K

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Cocktail hour.

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@joshgnosis To be fair, he’s got a decent excuse this time.

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GrogsGamut Checklist:
1. Are you insane?
2. No seriously?
3. Are you a forenz?
4. You still working for public $$?
5. Why are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o7

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HappySinger Donate to Michael Daley’s Outsiders.

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@GordyPls By “last weekend” you mean “the day before yesterday”.

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@davispg It all happened in 1997, Paul.

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Jeff_Sparrow So Hanson is a Port Arthur truther on top of everything else. pic.twitter.com/OpOK8BRJAS

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There’s currently 291 bills before Parliament, @NewtonMark. The productivity is phenomenal. aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_… pic.twitter.com/jtpcshzs7b

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AdrianAtRedHat @stilgherrian I think I’ve found a clue:
twitter.com/littleidea/sta…

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glengyron Slowly. Reading. The. Writing. On. The. Wall. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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Apropos of nothing in the news, did you know that the Mr Hankey episode of “South Park” is also from 1997?

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I would love to see a perentie because they’re beautiful. twitter.com/le_rako/status…

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@LapTop006 I suspect it’s trolling. OTOH, he did get a legit solid first-preference vote, so there’s that.

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I have determined:
1. It’s DNS. (It’s always DNS.)
2. DNS is not my problem.
3. All this can wait until The America wakes up.

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–—BEGIN CERTIFICATE REQUEST–—

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Scott Morrison is an inspiring leader.

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meowlivia_ Interviewer: Tell me about a time when you had to solve a difficult problem

Me: I had a bug in my code and couldn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XP

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Paul_Karp This looks like a big one! For your eyes only BLANK BLANK BLANK pic.twitter.com/5YTP6axA77

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Does anyone know what’s going on?

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teknetia Yea 110% productivity loss. pic.twitter.com/o00pfhUtoL

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@CptHollingworth Cracks of Doom would be a great name for a troupe of plus-sized female strippers.

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NBCNews Hip hop legend Dr. Dre deleted an Instagram post about his daughter getting into the University of Southern Califor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cV

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Goddammit this is a really good joke and deserves much more love. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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best_in_dumbest You can’t spell
“Bemusement”
without “Emu” pic.twitter.com/gie7xmRCFV

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@jetztgibtshaue Both you and @garystark should be sent to an island somewhere.

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🎶 You can’t hide your lion eyes… 🎶

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StormyDaniels The only farm animal I’ve fucked is the pig in the whitehouse, thank you very much. And you clearly care enough abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ds

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@SnarkyPlatypus While @MatthewBevan is correct here, I reckon it’d also make a great stage musical. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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James Ashby signs new political strategist for One Nation. pic.twitter.com/E67d1IFKIk

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So it’s a PHON-ey lion?

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jonkudelka You would have thought Ashby would have twigged that a pro-gun lion was a bit suspicious but no. aljazeera.com/blogs/americas…

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GrogsGamut Oh come on, things said in the past can often seem out of step now.

Let’s not go cherry picking old quotes from….twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P8

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Honesty we’ve all made so many $10 billion proposals it’s hard to remember them all. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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“Gripen and g-force” youtube.com/watch?v=eXaPfU… Very @NewtonMark content, especially the pilot gasping for breath during the 9G turns .

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@DemonicVel Nah if he’d seen it he’d have hurled abuse at me.

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@twiddlekins [Nods] Plus they seem to know how to do high availability. I’ve been trying to find an old video for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C0

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Only 53 minutes to cast your vote. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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So this promo video for the Saab Swordfish MPA (maritime patrol aircraft) is some next-level defence airplane porn. youtube.com/watch?v=qdL3EU…

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NewtonMark Bit of a shame that literally nobody in the Australian press has done anything this significant for so long. Too bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oR

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Time to finally make some breakfast, I think.

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ABCTV There’s something different about @getkrackinshow but can’t quite put my finger on it… 🤔 @missmirandatap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ie

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Ooh! Data! “Resignations have come thick and fast for May” bbc.com/news/uk-politi… pic.twitter.com/D6pe3tsn0g

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dobes Timeless tweet twitter.com/IanDunt/status…

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GrogsGamut But please don’t ask me whether we should preference One Nation after the ALP and the Greens twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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@Wyld Yes. Mark Latham’s springboard to victory! youtube.com/watch?v=4tQMKR…

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Just quietly, this gives Mark Latham a free kick in terms of him leaving One Nation by, oh, close of business today.

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DON’T WORRY, FOLKS, JAMES ASHBY HAS EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

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@Thongdam07 Now you’re just being difficult.

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glengyron An hour of Teena McQueen on the ABC every Monday until we become a communist utopia.

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Where can I get a James Ashby action figure play set?

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GreenJ This is excellent content. twitter.com/Cliff_Sims/sta…

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@jetztgibtshaue Nah, it really has to be spirits, I think.

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NuclearAnthro 😍now we have claymores!😍*

*and hopefully enforced regulations against this sort of thing. twitter.com/drlindseyfitz/…

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@R_Chirgwin @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard There is only so much paint in the world…

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@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Is it “stepping stone to greatness”? Either way, I am on my way over to @R_Chirgwin’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3m

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@ashabeeeee @dobes I reckon Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow is already way ahead of us here.

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@NuclearAnthro Did it have a beacon or transponder on it? Was it the only thing in the sky for miles? Was it not-ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…po

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Yeah this will go down well too. FETCH ME MY BEST SCHADENFREUDE GIN! twitter.com/JoshBavas/stat…

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In summary, “[Pauline Hanson’s] One Nation wanted millions from the NRA while planning to soften Australia’s gun la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nj

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Tue plan, alternate draft: Or I could just sit here all day and watch the whole One Nation / NRA / Al Jazeera / ASI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mc

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Tue plan, draft: Tie up eleventy billion loose ends before three hectic days of reporting and writing in Sydney; qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ex

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@franksting It’s an Al Jazeera report that only aired overnight. The ABC may not even have known about it.

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@kjmci It’ll depend on how Twitter handles the rounding, I guess. We’ll soon find out!

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“The Party’s most senior officials, including president Nick Greiner, had twice requested that she cease going on S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ot

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Meanwhile, “Senior Liberals are disowning the party’s hard-right vice president Teena McQueen following her train w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gE

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Only a couple hours left to vote in this IMPORTANT POLL. Please retweet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tuesday. Six things will be more significant than yesterday. Eat two of them. Tuesday.

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