Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 29th, 2019

SezClom The Catholics are taking canonisation a bit far now… pic.twitter.com/8TvTtLk4H6

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@andrewdotnich A reasonable theory, and yet we are still in this place.

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Eddie McGuire in Eddie McGuire being a cunt shock. (Why is this man even a thing any more? Or ever?)

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SGBRocks73 Who doesn’t love a silhouette @fighterpics @StephenGale201 pic.twitter.com/ZY0W1YiWZA

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brexitcountdow1 Brexit is 348 hours away.

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erstkate Who hasn’t cleaned their balls to find glittery bits? twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/…

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Data science, ethics, and the ‘massive scumbags’ problem” zd.net/2JJYdiG

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “AI improves CommBank’s customer engagement up to 400 percent” zd.net/2JOoTif

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thisboyuan Seems like macOS 10.14.4 has lifted its region lock to a new level: with the latest version of macOS, all Mac devic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nh

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BrandDNA I know Curtis Stone says Coles hot cross buns are his mum’s favourite but I’d hazard a guess his mum has never even eaten one.

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus I have been Educated By Asians for a very long time, even before Mr Wong, plus the India..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vY

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MonicaLewinsky “What’s your name?”

“Monica.”

“Like Monica from Friends?”

“Yes. Yes exactly.” twitter.com/joshscampbell/…

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@DavidFeng Thank you for your concern. I haven’t been ignoring you. Well, I have. But Australian politics has sucked out my brain this week.

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In case you were wondering, there’s a measles epidemic in Madagascar right now. By 20 March “117,075 cases have bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CB

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@ProfSallyCripps The pleasure was all mine. Some of the papers will almost certainly feed into some future stories.

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D_Keating Anyway, if you’re lamenting over the state of Australian Federal Politics after this week, you can have a giggle -..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oM

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mediahunter The majestic Bin Chicken pic.twitter.com/K6C99sFUHm

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Iamverysmart Ladies and gents I give you one of the most Aussie tweets I’ve ever seen twitter.com/kkfox78/status…

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Trying to imagine what a PETA China would be like.

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OH, woman in an Ashfield street to friend: “I’m glad I voted for the animal rights party now, even though it didn’t make any difference.”

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@glengyron Beautiful bit of whataboutism there, Tiger.

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I feel like this item on Monday’s Federal Court listings would be of interest to @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/dqrx151aee

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Before I switch into Friday Evening Mode, I’d like to congratulate @Sydney_Uni on their successful inaugural Ethics..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6B

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@stufromoz @DrRhysPockett @upulie I just kinda let the questions wash over me. It’s a Zen thing.

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Awesome, Apple Messages etc knows what “arvo” means. pic.twitter.com/2PHUKWKxKH

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NotHF @upulie Never thought I would see PETA tweeting furry porn. What a time to be alive.

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bradesposito 7News: Peter Charley, journalist behind Al Jazeera doco, says he will release all the footage: “Nothing was dubbed,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2s

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@garthk Hence Mark’s hypothetical radio call.

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@garthk It’s like how roundabouts work, but with aircraft.

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@garthk It’s what happens at airports and airstrips with no air traffic control. There’s an assigned radio frequenc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

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@garthk I’d still like to see Sydney airport running under CTAF rules.

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MatthewBevan Al Jazeera wasn’t the only one trying to infiltrate the NRA. The Russians were too.

It’s all explained in the late..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R3

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@rohan_p @ericpink I see you’re milking this for all it’s worth.

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“‘Bias deep inside the code’: the problem with AI ‘ethics’ in Silicon Valley theguardian.com/technology/201… Of interest to folks.

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MatthewWells Newsnight’s @nicholaswatt has the TV moment of the year. Quoting a cabinet minister, asked why May is pressing ahe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vx

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@rohan_p There is so much moolicious activity.

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@rohan_p Here we go. Rural Crime Investigators, including a “Stock Theft template”. police.nsw.gov.au/safety_and_pre…

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@rohan_p I know NSW Police has a specialist livestock crime unit, or something similar. I assume QLD Police too.

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@rohan_p Law & Order: Special Cow Crime Unit.

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@rohan_p Especially now that livestock are RFID tagged. You need to find an abattoir where they won’t ask why your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o5

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Unless you’re talking quality stud bulls, @rohan_p. They average maybe $7,000 each but can be $20,000 or even more…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kb

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The current price for a medium cow is $1.94/kg. mla.com.au/prices-markets/ So 800 cows at, say, 850kg each, that’s $1…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9C

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CrimeADay Potato?

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EarnKnowledge Car Safety Device 1939 pic.twitter.com/aTKp9fLv1h

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This would be the same as Brad Smith’s talk at @Sydney_Uni on 28 Mar, though the Q&A would have differed. twitter.com/anucecs/status…

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anucecs Did you miss @Microsoft President/ CLO Brad Smith’s (@BradSmi) talk on the ethics of AI? We thought it was ‘excel’-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hy

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lukOlejnik First fine by Polish DPA. 6M records in database. Scrapped from public sources. Not informed data subjects ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cN

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“Committee pushes ‘cyber taskforce’ for security of Australia’s election system” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/commit…

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At Eternity, briefly.

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DapperHistorian Before the internet, they would create infographic parades and march their data right past the locals. Here’s an ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xx

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@dobes A knife that’s a massive fan would be… a lawnmower?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Data science, ethics, and the ‘massive scumbags’ problem” zd.net/2JJYdiG

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@jeamland @jpwarren @dobes That reminds of when I was squeezing the rhino.

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@joshgnosis @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Hmmm. There’s 344 items on this list. Now I’m confused. I’ll check on the wee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E7

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I didn’t realise these had blipped up, but Home Affairs has published the submissions to the original consultation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fz

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Second thing filed for @zdnetaustralia. This one contains evil people and massive scumbags.

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@awelder Yes, that IS bad. Decisioning needs to be aligned.

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@paulkidd @reselsnark Did you guys see this earlier? Have you unprisoned your think rhino? twitter.com/michaelgat/sta…

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus do you get this sort of thing in your family group chat? twitter.com/turnnuppthe_AC…

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@MalwareJake Maybe we need an IoT software tool to take to the homes of such friends. It might be called “Lobotomisr”.

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NewtonMark Every now and then I’m reminded of the best document the Government of the Commonwealth of Australia has ever produ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KF

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CTAF procedures at YSSY hurrah! This is going to be hilarious. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “AI improves CommBank’s customer engagement up to 400 percent” zd.net/2JOoTif

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The encryption legislation amendments are not on the list. PJCIS doesn’t report back until later in April, so the S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5B

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Fri plan, remainder: Write a second @zdnetaustralia yarn from the @Sydney_Uni Ethics and Data Science conference..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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@oberonsghost It’s being used in the context of a “decisioning engine” so it could well just be a “decision engine” that “decides” things.

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@BundyB Yes, these are much better words.

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Ah, I just saw what Door Keens has said. I’m glad I retweeted this earlier, because it’s very true. twitter.com/garwboy/status…

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I do not like the word “decisioning”.

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@CosmicRami I have already enjoyed this, but I’m glad you thought of me. Isn’t it great work.

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. My first Walkley is in the bag!

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kels_316 it’s funny to me that people think exposing Leyonhjelm, Hanson and others as Pt Arthur truthers will somehow turn o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mI

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coldsnacks Game about killing Nazis is “made for SJWs” 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️ twitter.com/GamerTakes/sta…

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@DrPaulaDootson There’s so many people in the room who want to pounce. :)

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First questioner from audience introduces himself as “Graham [REDACTED], customer.” Laughter. Though it does sound..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r4

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@DrPaulaDootson Or identifying whether your customers are alive or dead. ;)

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@dobes @rohan_p You can never have too many lizards.

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“What factors are customers being decisioned on?” is not a sentence that should be permitted.

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Since the bank has access to the actual data, it can analyse kinda why customers feel the way they do. pic.twitter.com/d7E84IP3uN

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And it has a metric for financial well-being that they then try to help customers optimise. pic.twitter.com/bsfEHpaczh

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CommBank has built themselves a customer engagement engine (CEE) and it has hexagons. pic.twitter.com/f7TU7BRn9s

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This is actually a point about AI being able to spot hidden agendas in text at scale. Or something.

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First up today: “Building customer trust in the age of AI” with Dan Jermyn, dead of data science, Commonwealth Bank..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gu

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garwboy Confused as to how to respond to Richard Dawkins’ latest claims? Try this handy flow chart. pic.twitter.com/yPdsqKIVH0

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Hey @jpwarren and @dobes and @jeamland, you need to unprison your think rhino. twitter.com/michaelgat/sta…

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RuthieFizz I wouldn’t eat produce from England
not because of everything, or anything

but, like, every other episode of Midso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O9

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jonkudelka Fair Shake in today’s @australian pic.twitter.com/FPFhzixpUJ

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with hugging, plus an excellent diagram showing where the free seats are and predicting when mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vO

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HaggardHawks ‘The Houses of Parliament’ is an anagram of ‘loonies far up the Thames’. pic.twitter.com/vVXC2UIh3G

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Nice weather for Sydney, plus positivity. Sweet, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/HqZz38zM1I

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Friday. Leave the empty containers to the left of the door. Friday.

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